i think it's time we had a guilty pleasures thread
don't crucify me for them, i have an odd fascination with teleportation (if i could have a superpower or two, that and invisibility are all i would need)
and for into lens flare, i feel that the film could have easily been good had it not turned into a khan remake. just keep john harrison an original character, maybe an underground criminal empire type of guy, and you could still somewhat have the "i am your friend" thing, but without either kirk or spock dying. the whole false flag attacks to militarize starfleet part was fine, and peter weller is always fun to see.
Samuel Ortiz
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Wyatt Turner
fuck outta here with your shit
Jaxon Baker
It doesn't get any guiltier, or more pleasurable, than this.
Joshua Phillips
Man of taste
A true patrician of kino
Christian Turner
Do I need to watch Chained Heat to get Chained Heat 2?
Oliver Barnes
yes
Wyatt Perry
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Blake Foster
I liked the action scenes. The only thing that ruined it was how they handled Khan. Having original Spock tell new Spock that "Khan is a bad apple. Don't trust him." was jarring to say the least.
He's a villain because the script said he was.
Kevin Reed
No, it stands on its own. You can dive right in.
Cameron White
Pootie Tang SuperBad Crazy, Stupid, Love Easy A John Wick (totally know his I'm Back speech)
Aaron Wright
Oh and Miss March
Nicholas Lewis
Pretty much every Michael Cera movie. I don't think he deserved to be built up only to end up a punchline.
Aiden Perez
The most shit movies that I enjoy are probably the prequels. They have impressively good art and audio design (podracing scene when judged only on these two aspects is straight up kino no joke) and impressively terrible writing and acting, it's easy to make fun of and use shitty quotes. In fact, I actually enjoy them more than the OT which are just mediocre action movies with good art/audio as opposed to batshit retarded action movies with slightly better art/audio. And out of the prequels, 1 is my favorite for being the most obvious example of everything I outlined. It had the podracing scene, underwater city, duel of the fates, and Queen Amygdala's outfits, with bonus points for retarded shit like trade negotiations, Jar Jar Abrahms, and midichlorians.
Obviously I hate TFA for lacking in the art and audio departments since everything is recycled, but hating TFA certainly isn't something to be guilty about.
Sebastian Peterson
Nothing wrong with liking teleportation.
Asher Hughes
Hear hear!
Julian Anderson
I feel no guilt about any of my movie pleasures.
Chase Barnes
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Chase Foster
There's guilty pleasure and then there's just being a tasteless faggot. Feel ashamed.
Jeremiah Wilson
I almost want to watch The Watch
Isaiah Howard
Kate Beckinsale was fucking hot in this
Jackson Myers
There is nothing guilty about enjoying kino. >>>/kino/
Chase Rivera
I never remember anything about this movie, but for some reason I get the urge to watch it once a year.
Leo Perez
pls no bully
William Cooper
Enjoying Robocop is nothing to feel guilty about, brother.
Jason Brooks
nigger you just went full autist
Benjamin Watson
It was amazing, better than 99% of the shit we get these days.
Camden Hughes
It's still schlock. Just because current year schlock is worse doesn't excuse it.
Asher Baker
It should have been Carmen that died not Dizzy.
Zachary Hernandez
FAG
Nathaniel Morgan
No Mike, it's quality kino.
Jack Martinez
If Con Air isn't kino I don't know what is.
Leo Mitchell
Do you create life?
Charles Torres
Even though deep in my heart I know the movie is bad and not as good as the book(I have read other of Therry Pratchet's books but not this one, yet) I just can't help but love it.
Julian Sullivan
I'm some asshole who started reading Terry very young & loved everything except his last few, which seem bad, like maybe his daughter helped finish them. I didn't like any of the movies, although I guess Light Fantastic + Colour of Magic were watchable. They are just too fucking cornball.
Zachary Gray
I think the quality was lowered by Terry's mental illness, not his daughter's help.
Aaron Peterson
I don't know why, I just love it. Love the scene where the girl gets diced up by the fan in the vents.
Jacob Martinez
Basically just nostalgic crap from my childhood.
Robocop is one of the best action movies of all time.
Samuel Hill
Only a guilty pleasure because everyone on Holla Forums seems to hate it.
;-; man I loved jumper too
Cooper Flores
No.
Christopher Harris
Holy shit someone besides me has seen the Felix the Cat movie? I thought that was just a fever dream I had.
Hunter Scott
I've seen it too as a kid. I only remember the trippy music montage with felix in the castle and the creepy as fuck CGI intro.
Alexander Scott
Don't forget being chased through a forest of hair.
Bentley Gray
WHICH ONE OF US IS MORE ANNOYING?
Isaac Evans
best post in this shithole of a thread tbh fam
Tyler Nguyen
I enjoy quite a few rom-coms. It's light humor, and if you look past the subversion, it's OK. Allthough, the jokes can be somewhat long, but it's decent distraction from shitposting and masturbating.
Aiden Perez
Yeah, it's one of those kinds of kids' movies that's so out there that it ends up leaving an impression on you, like Return to Oz or The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. It's a pretty bad movie in a lot of ways (even downright annoying sometimes), but I'm willing to overlook all that just because of how bizarre it is.
Connor Cooper
NC, seriously?
Evan Williams
A lot of Kevin Smith really
Hunter Torres
Nothing guilty to be about here.
Camden Anderson
Shit like this
Jose Thompson
Kevin Smith was lowkey pretty alright on King of Queens, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop (the first one) was good for drunk laughs with the lads when it first came out.
Brandon Wood
I don't know if you're making a joke, but that's Kevin James
Chase Lewis
Kek, I always confuse their names because they're both fat Kevins. My bad. Anyways, I like them both. Clerks is awesome.
Noah Robinson
I really like Darko. It's perfect for every male who was an edgy teenage loser that just wanted to die
Robert Reyes
you know what people think it's fun to shit on the prequels but those movies did some of the best world building I've ever seen the only one that was legitimately bad was attack of the clones
Aiden Sullivan
Everything about this movie says i should fucking hate it … but i love it
Jeremiah Evans
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Henry Watson
I like movies about the Roman empire. The plot is always the same, the acting bad, but I still like it.
James Edwards
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Xavier Young
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Evan Cooper
Smith was good up until Zack and Miri when he turned into a retarded stoner thanks to Dude Weed Man.