Femi-Alice through the patriarchy

12 minutes into that bullshit, dropped it.

holy shit, will we ever get normal flicks again one day ?

LOL I noticed they tried to sneak in the feminaziism in the last one, they were really that over the top with it this time? Thankfully, I don't think anyone actually watched this movie. I liked the first one though.

Why are you so afraid of women? You sound like a pussy beta male.

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literally what?

btw females were strictly forbidden aboard those, considered "bad luck"

based sailors

Waterworld when?

Fuck you user. Now I've got to go watch it again. That film is the fucking tits.

What's the movie where Deniro is literally a gay pirate?

This.

Taxi Driver
smh, missed opportunity

falling star I wanna say

stardust excuse me

The pain. It is probably the best blockbuster released since it came out, though it did try to go up against Return of the King.


Not surprising. A woman on board a ship would be a disaster.

It's a real shame. But nowadays there'd have to be a token black character and/or a token woman to have it made…

The only Alice reinterpretations that ever worked anywhere right was the Disney animated movie and the McGee Alice vidya.

Everything else has been shit.

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Is this the one with time travel? My kid was watching it as I sorted business and I swear that at some point it turns into Timecop.

Yep. Time travel shit. Honestly I thought the first one was bad, but this shit makes it look good.

Did it ever happen in any Alice book? I don't think so, at least not like this. Well if anything the first was based on lewis carroll.

They are raping our fairy tales all the time now. Fucking feminist Maleficient, stupid hansel and gretel witch hunters…. they just cant stop

Nope. This is just an excuse to put more light on Depp and appease the husbando fags who got a boner for this "torn and misunderstood character" crap.

Really? How? The antagonist was a woman, the leader of the good guys was an incompetent woman, and the most useful characters (The Hatter, Cheshire Cat, the dog, that one-eyed monster, the Caterpillar) were all males. Even the leader of the bad guy army was a male, and he was more competent then the bumbling good guys. There was even that mouse girl who thought herself a knight, but she was useless. So care to explain this?

Burton was only a producer, which probably means he gave them money, but they didn't let him do anything. Remember, he was the producer of Batman Forever, and you can't name anything Tim Burton-ish/-esque in that movie either

Stardust

Which I kind of enjoyed despite its cheesiness.

Alice's speeches to normal people at the beginning and end of the movie. Are you incapable of seeing feminism or are you one of its defenders? I bet you defend feminist road too.

I wonder what it would be like to be dominated by a girl in a full suit of armor

It would be extremely painful

for you

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OMG that stupid nu-male rethoric again, we're not on pleb chan here, bro.


this, plus the fucking vessel captain bullshit !!! it's just like a fucking ubisoft game !


Is it just the way a burger brain works ? I mean seeing only the details as pseudo-proof and not being able to see the bigger picture ? just like you did for Oestrogens road :

Oh and yes, good picture of teenage girl with plate armor ! the first Alice was already full of feminishit propaganda. Alice literally becoming fucking fantasy Joan of Arc fighting the Queen of heart…

No more true traditional knight here, game over white man, just pay to see your culture being raped and you being emasculated a little bit more.

Not that user, but


You're right, it's about feminism, but it's about how fucking retarded feminism is. The female characters destroy what little good is left in the world, then slap each other on the backs for a job well done, unable to see past their own noses.

It's no fucking wonder Max just walked away at the end.

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This level of crossdressing would have made Alice a complete social outcast of the period.