Ghostbusters (1984) - re:View

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Unfunny pricks on suicide watch

And do they always have to wear a suit?

Because no millennial have seen the original planet of the apes.

Wearing a suit at least is better than just wearing a t-shirt and jeans like a lot of youtubers do.

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Thought the douche on the right was picrel for a second

They seem out of place to me cause they are just sitting in their house with a green screen. I don't mind casual clothes if they have proper lighting and a decent camera.

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How fucking old do you want me to be faggot

I'M DYING LAUREN

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He needs a tailor.

Like clockwork.

>>>/reddit/

Well nobody talks about the Burton abortion, at least is something.

Do you ever get tired of posting this shit? You aren't even a shill, you're just unfunny.

I like it when Reviewbrah does it.

You're not helping your argument there

As for Rich, I think he's buying into the Rich Evans meme a bit too much, and I never thought he was as funny as people made him out to be anyway. His value comes from knowing more trivia about movies, comics, games and other "nerdy stuff" than the others, which means he can throw funnier references in. He's rarely funny without Mike around though. Rich will rarely push an envelope before Mike has already pushed it, and probably pushed it further.

I'm sorry

I guess you have a point there. What about Willy Wonka? Do they remember the superior version with Gene or the shitty Depp version?

His value comes from being like no other human being. From his beautiful melodic laughter to his general unstaged behavior that, if he didn't say smart things occasionally, would lead me to believe he was straight up autistic.

He could still be autistic but occasionally says things that aren't too autistic. Like a very smart parrot.

Him being a super smart autist is an even bigger reason to like him.

hahahaha thank you user I needed a good laugh.

Even the most braindead parrot will occasionally say something that's relevant and likeable. Doesn't make it a genius.

Crows are where it's at

Who said anything about genius.

Reviewbrah's a national treasure.

Attachment related.

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My nigga.

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Little shit even laughs like the fat fuck.

Is Parasite Eve the best Ghostbusters sequel?

At least they acknowledge how of a fucking shill is Jeremy Jahns

The GB game for 360 would've been the perfect sequel if not for the shitty ending and the awful gargoyle fight.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Crows are even better thieves.

I have.

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Called it.

The game was good until the end damn you, and it will still be better than this upcoming pile of shit.

It's what everyone does when they can't be anonymous or else they'll get Anita Ackbar'd.

called it

Is that armored skeptic? Why is he there? He's marginally better than those useless faggots, he actually does something.

Who?

Some of his atheism videos are mildly amusing, his Movie reviews are utter shit though. He should stick to atheism spergs.

And don't get me started on his collabs with shoe when he goes full cuck, that shit is just embarassing.

An Jewtube-Celeb for the same atheism-crowd that also like Amazing Atheist. Goober-Celeb too i believe.

He's one of those political youtubers. His gimmick is/was that he did all his videos in a suit of armor. He had a focus on atheism, men's rights and feminism I think. I guess he was more or less libertarian.

I couldn't get into his show because it had an ongoing plot and he did a character like one of those Channel Awesome fuckwits, and from what I saw with the same level of humor as one of those Channel Awesome fuckwits.

He's probably more well-known about these parts for the fact that he's fucking shoe0nhead.

I mean overall he does something, like him or now, he refutes and debunks all the crazy fucking autists. Young normalfags following him might actually get few % smarter after watching some of his stuff.

In contrast to that pure useless reviewer cancers he's like a young Welles to old Welles.

INTO

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TRASH

I wish there was a kill button to kill anyone still involved in gamergate, i'd press that shit n a heartbeat.

Yeah, and the owner you hear laughing in the background sounds just like AIDS Moby.

Incidentally, Rich was definitely mocking Jeremy Jahns. Stuckmann doesn't do his reviews in suits, and instead of a red background he always does them in his faggy little mancave.

Armoured Skeptic also doesn't do his reviews in front of a red curtain… I think, I've seen like three of his videos.

Jeremy Jahns meanwhile does every single video in a suit in front of a red background, and he uses the exact inflection Rich is using trying to sound wacky while giving boring reviews.

Just can't stand the company at intl, can you goon?

He's pure bazinga cancer and is considered top jewtube reviewer of course.

The man is a turd. At least hacks in the bag are actual entertainment to a degree. Also Young Welles was better.

Holy fuck you shits, you're worse than Holla Forums at this point.

Are you so autistic you literally missed every point I was making?

1. I was comparing him to jahns and that other faggot, in comparison to whom he's a fucking kino level.

2. I fucking said young Welles was better.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! HOTHEAD HAS ENTERED THE THREAD!

He's not wrong though.

Your meme is over /bane/. Time to pack up.

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Was crashing this meme part of your plan?

Holla Forums please. Denying it won't make you look any better.

At what point does a person on Youtube cross the threshold and become an E-celeb? Is it okay for me to enjoy a video with less than a thousand views?

Why yes.

Are they starting to un-JUST themselves?

It's like poetry.

Pointing out the flaws in arguments from insane Christians isn't that impressive, I don't find him that entertaining either, he's not much of a comedian.

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Armoured Sceptic agreed with them in the comments.

You should have known this would happen, you stupid piece of shit.

I forgot the remake even existed. Same with Robocop and The Thing.

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the Depp version had a different name at least.

It just used the orignal name of the book.

Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught! What's the next step of your master plan?

Must be one of those "any exposure is good exposure" jews.

SHITPOSTING /heat/!

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

feels bad, mang

Maybe they're slowly redeeming themselves.

Because he's a desperate hack who wants to save face.

This tbh.

Funnily enough, he's a former doomsday cultist. His crazy cult isolated him the Montana mountains and the stalked him even after he escaped to city. I wonder if shoe is their trojan horse to get him back?

>mfw I am older than GB

And because of it searching for the book is hard as balls without ending up with the shitty DVD instead.

Heating the board… WITH NO SURVIVORS!

They actually remade such a perfect film? What a travesty it must've been.

You bastard.

Dude me too

It starred two stronk wymyn.

Man I don't mind being an oldfag, but darn these idiots today… and all these awful remakes. Fuck it's all so bad.

AGH!

What's worse is that it starred horrible CGI.

This time will pass, mang. The bottom is going to fall out of bland, greenscreen special effect franchise movies and reboots, sooner rather than later.

Man I hope so.

Jesus, you guys are gullible. Just wait for the next Haaf in da baaaag when they'll mock you imbeciles for hating this movie because you are a bunch of filthy misoginistic manchildren. They'll say that, and I'm pretty sure this will be a direct fucking quote, "the new Ghostbusters surely isn't as good as the original, but it has its charm and I'm going to recommend it because I'm a cool hip cuckold."

Well, he's actually fucking shoe, so I don't think it counts.

Still, I don't like that. Shoe shouldn't be with him. I should be with him. I would rape his sweet boypussy.

Meanwhile Rich will portray himself as a basement dwelling sexist that eats babies, hates GB, votes Trump and kicks puppies for sport.

I don't think they'll like it, and I don't think they'll recommend it, but they'll still manage to take a few shots at those misogynerds.

Plinkett was the only good thing they did. Weird that I really enjoy their sense of humor but can't bring myself to watch any of it any more, they always give great reviews to obviously shit Hollywood hype-garbage.

Yeah I am capable of turning my brain off & enjoying shit, not everything has to be high art, I know. I know what a "guilty pleasure" is, assholes. But they praise EVERYTHING. Every fucking movie. They showed off their chops at tearing into shitty movies…then they made a show where they review shitty movies and claim they're good.

Lucky faggot

Holla Forums you used to be so much better than this.

This. Its become a recurring thing with them to ensure they get more subscribers. Agree with whatever the movie masses are hyped about.

You disgust me

At least he watches good movies.

Just fuck my boypussy up.

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You used to post better porn too… with oil.

Nah, bruh. I'm not gay or anything. I just want to rape AS right in the boypussy.

>>>/furry/

Did some Pajeet get ahold of and claim copyright on a public domain picture or some shit?

>>>/oven/

the only way to defeat the "misogynist" narrative is to completely ignore it, and shut it down whenever it's brought up.

Someone's mad

If its rape then I support you 100%.

The energetic style of Jahns and Stuckmann is just as valid as the lethargic anti humor of RLM.

Space Cop is as shit in it's own way as what Rich Evans was mocking.

Is it really more unwatchable than their other movies, or just hyped more?

Its pretty bad. Just watch it and you'll see.

Fuck off shill faggot.

Well, you're wrong. All he's doing is start off his videos with a skit. Humor is subjective, but you'd have to be insane to claim that it's even near the same level as CA.

It was a prequel actually, and at least they did a lot of practical effects.

Still wasn't that great.

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Every time.

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Stuckmann's review just dropped. I'm not even going to embed it. I'm just going to summarize.

He ends up sounding like a beta forced by his girlfriend to agree to getting pegged, and then afterwards when she asks if he enjoyed it him going "I… I didn't like you calling me a bitch and hitting me and laughing at me crying… And neither of us orgasmed… But it was okay I guess. Th-thank you."

Shit, I didn't even notice that.

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Apparently this is a prerequisite, despite having never made anything funny.

Didn't hear him defending the RoboCop reboot. I wonder what the difference is…

Admits off the bat he has shit taste. nice.

Then why did he mention it. (Also, I doubt it.)

This is going to be their go to line, isn't it?

Apparently it's mandatory, despite never having hear dof three of them and Melissa McCarthy being an unfunny seacow.

Fuck this 20 line limit…

Perhaps he should have opened with that.

Wow, I didn't realise he was a basement dwelling gamergater.

How? How does that review warrant a fucking passing grade?!

He should have apologised for oppressing her throughout.

Those are very nice. Thank you.

Happens every time. At least it's better than Return of Jedi. At least it's better than Robocop 3. At least it's better than Jurassic Park 3. etc. etc.
Ans it's never true.

Ghostbusters 2 sucked. He's right about this.

Eh, C is hardly a passing grade for a movie, this isn't actually school you know. You're not gonna recommend a C movie to anyone. It's basically a way to pronounce a death verdict without being patronized by your sjw wife for nu males.

It didn't. Now go back to your basement and proceed to kill your fucking self please

It's Citizen Kane compared to this shit

No, the only way to defeat it is to hit back.

"You're a sexist!"
"Melissa McCarthy is an unfunny hamplanet."

C is better than F, which this movie is. C implies that movie is 'okay', which this movie isn't.

He can't say F.

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There aren't many of us here who are older than 30.

What, he's supposed to lie to sate your autism?

Then you're fighting on their terms, where sexism is still a bad thing.

You realise that most people here are millennials?

That's why we have eternal summer.

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who?

Her:

If he saw this, he'd declare himself "under attack by GabbleyGoob", but point out that his sustained harassment paled in comparison to that suffered by Chelsea and Beata.

A prequel with practical effects? Is it set in the 70s? If so I might watch it.

what about the "women are a gimmick" part?

Who?
Why is that making him well-known?

Sometimes, whoever you stick your dick in is more famous than you, and that alone is enough to make you famous.

But who the fuck is she?

I started posting this shit over a year and a half ago back on Cuckchan, you goddamn retard.

It's a goober celeb, don't worry about it.

Fucking terrible.

Jeremy Get the fuck out

Space Cop was shit.

>>>/oven/

No, you're a gigantic faggot
>>>/oven/

You disgusting shit.

jeremy pls

Ain't nothing wrong with boypussy. That's not gay.

Beata?

They're just jewtubers, they don't want to bring down the SJW hate on them like James did so they go middle of the road. You can read between the lines and see they don't like it.

Now I've never seen any of Paul Feig's movies, the only one I ever hear about is Bridesmaids. I do keep hearing people say they're awesome movies though. What kind of humour do they have? Is it the Sandler tier stuff in the Ghostbusters trailer or something… 'better'?

I'm confused. Why are they picking on Armored Skeptic?

From what I've heard, Bridesmaids comedy is "women can be disgusting too"

Since grossout humor is garbage humor I never felt the need to check

They're not, really. Rich was directly attacking the first guy.

The first guy does all of his reviews in front of a red background in a suit with a fake energetic voice and doesn't really analyze the movies. He's the youtube review equivalent of a reply girl.

Stuckmann and Armoured Skeptic to my knowledge aren't always in front of a red background, don't wear suits in every single video and aren't using a fake enthusiastic affect. They just got tossed on there so the whole bit wasn't a direct attack on the first guy -even though it was.

I've watched it three times with two girlfriends and my mother. I found it incredibly boring, all three women had the exact same response.

-Found it boring and unfunny.
-Complained that it was billed as a comedy when it's actually just another chick flick.
-Only laughed at a couple of Melissa McCarthy's scenes (every woman I know seems to regard her as if she's the one fat wacky woman in her group of friends who deserves pity laughs for posing her no competition, it's kind of weird.)

It plays out beat for beat like any other chick flick. Wiig plays a chef who owns her own bakery. The movie opens with her fucking the guy from Mad Men it actually starts with the line "Oh yeah, play with my balls." After they fuck and go to sleep he wakes up and briefly makes small talk but then says "Gosh, this is awkward. I just want you to get the fuck out of my apartment." Then she awkardly has to sneak out of his gated community. She climbs the fence, but as she's over the top a tenant opens it and it swings open with her on it.

We learn that she's a loser and her business is failing and her primary relationship is with this guy she finds handsome who is an asshole and only calls her up for sex then throws her out. I don't find Wiig remotely attractive, so I didn't buy her as being someone who a guy would call up for sex, and in case someone's thinking "Well, ugly girls try harder" the opening sex scene specifically shows she's terrible in bed and hates everything he wants to do. Right off the bat, female wish fulfillment.

She goes to get coffee with her friend, who I forget the name of but played the hooker in Idiocracy. Her character has virtually no personality and is the standard best friend, IIRC, she was the bride. They have a conversation about Wiig's bad relationship and the joke is as follows "I spent the night with him." "Did he spent the night… *blowjob motion* in your mouth?" "Ugh, yeah, I tried to guide him away from that, but guys always want to do that, you know?"

Later on when Wiig is depressed late in the movie we get a musical montage of her baking a single cupcake and eating it. Devoid of any joke, and the film's equivalent to the "random dance scene" of so many terrible chick flicks.

Then we're introduced to the other bridesmaids. Melissa McCarthy is just super duper wacky and she says what's on her mind, girl! Honestly she does practically nothing in the film. She has a scene at a party where she sees a 7 foot tall black man and says she intends to climb him, and all I remember her doing for the rest of the film is some scheme she cooks up involving stealing puppies. I must have missed whatever set up would have made her driving around in a van full of puppies hilarious.

The other two are the blonde from Reno 911, who plays a jaded and *I guess* slutty older housewife, and a sweet brunette played by Ellie Kemper. She plays a sweet, innocent newlywed. When I saw them I thought "Oh, these two actually make me laugh. Maybe they'll have some funny lines." They don't. On a flight to Vegas she and the blonde start talking about their sex lives and the blonde is basically corrupting the innocent girl. I thought "Oh, this is going to lead to a sub-plot where they take off together in Vegas or something" but the "joke" starts and stops with them making out on the plane. That's it. It's never really brought up again and they have very little dialog for the rest of the film.

The final bridesmaid isn't a comedian, it's Rose Byrne, most recently known for throwing a hissyfit about the X-Men: Apocalypse ad where Mystique is strangled. She plays the "perfect" bridemaid for Wiig to be jealous and in competition with. Wiig is initially put in charge of planning the wedding, but Byrne plots to take control from her. They have a huge fight when Byrne's character does the unthinkable… In one scene Wiig mentions wanting to do a Paris theme, Byrne's character calls this idea tacky. Then when she's put in charge, she does a Paris theme, but much more fancy and expensive. Oh my god, I know, like what a bitch right?

Predictably in the end Ms. Perfect fucks up the wedding and has a breakdown and the bride is sobbing and refusing to be found, so Wiig must be apologized to and begged to fix it.

Meanwhile she meets a cop with a Scottish accent. He's a nice guy. They fuck. Then she cuts contact with him. When they can't find the bride we get an incredibly unfunny scene where she decides only he could possibly help them find the bride. This is some serious narcissist logic right here. "Oh, my friend is missing? Now I have an excuse to talk to that guy I fucked!" What follows is a montage of her driving her car by his while he sits in his squad car ignoring her. She does such hilarious things as "Look! I'm driving on the wrong side of the road! Look! I'm driving with my hand over my eyes! Look! I'm driving topless!" and there is never a punchline.

In the end after Wiig makes the wedding a success she finds the cop waiting outside for her and the movie ends with them deciding to get together, like every chick flick ever.

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Low-brow jokes that would be tiresome in a 2000-era Kevin Smith movie. But Feig's movies have been lionised, thanks to Bridesmaids' relative success and his own willingness to shit all over men and pander to feminist. Quality wise, The Heat and Spy are to Bridesmaids as the Hangover part two and three are to part one. Shit movies piggybacking on the surprising success of the first film.

Unlike the Hangover movies, where critics can admit they overstayed their welcome (or point out that even the first one wasn't very good), Feig's filomgraphy (until now) is untouchable, and no mention of him or Melissa McCarthy can go by without mentioning how much you enjoyed all of his movies.

Wow, what revolutionary film making.

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that description was fairly kind to the movie, since it left out the scene where everybody has explosive diahrrea … for a while

(((Feig))) couldn't resist the humor of his people

All I claimed was that I spammed it in the first two or three comments in every thread for a month, and since then it hasn't stopped. I never claimed to be the original, just that my spamming it around Christmas has seen it spammed a lot more.

Fuck it, you probably stole it from someone else yourself. It's not like it's very clever.

Get fucking back there you pozzed nigger.

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Wait, didn't this movie get good reviews?

jews like poop?

You're not thinking of Pajeets, are you?

You can't stop the heat /bane/

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no, just pity reviews by nu males that pretend women can be funny

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You mean >>/monster/

Full image?

Reminder that Feig is responsible for this idiocy.