Post 'em, you fucking retards

Post 'em, you fucking retards

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>>396065882no thanks astrology is pretty fucking gay

>>396065882>>396066118shit I forgot to sage

>>396065882no, never liked this game

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no link

>>396067510rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>>396065882>rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php>Do you wring your hands, rub your hands together or twirl your fingers? hmmm

>>396069214Kek

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>>396066396unfathomably based and tempestpilled

>>396065882

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looks like we got a normoid over here. please click the X on the top right corner of your screen and never come back.

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>>396065882no thanks on the jew datamining slide thread, trying to profit shekels while collecting data to sell, kike?

>>396065882I don't get it.

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>>396070317>looks like we got a normoid over here. I'll wear your skin for a coat, like the ancient Irish did.

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gas all normiggers

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>>396070487>>396070726These are the best, pure aspie master race, I bow to ye

>>396065882Crayons.

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>>396065882Normal nerdy user, reporting.

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>>396069993Found you, bro. See:>>396072055

interpret this for me aspie gurus of Holla Forums

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>>396065882I don't remember how to make these in excel anymore

>>396069993>>396071531>>396072055How do you guys score so well on normal communication? What's it like to not be retards?

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>>396072287No sensory issues. Normal communication. Poor relationship and social scores.You are a neurotypical introvert? Is that correct?

>>396072542I try to slow down and focus on clear expression. The thing for me to avoid is going too far off the cuff.

>>396065882am i retarded?

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>>396065882link it faggot

>>396072702>neurotypical introvertI guess?Though I always imagined that the sheer amount of exhaustion I experience due to socializing puts me deeper into autismo territory

>>396072763you can be a janny.

another testpsychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient

>>396072542I listen to others, and respond when spoken to. It's not that difficult once one gets the hang of it.Like the other user says, "avoid going too far off the cuff". There's always room for bants afterward.

>>396072763am i a genius or a retard? my test graph looks like ohio and everyone elses looks like florida and california.

>>396073061why?

>>396072763

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>>396070726mine is similar to yours.what kind of project you workin on? lol

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>>396065882i'm not an aspie

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>>396073467this nigga is a normalvirgin

I'll bite. Any magicians want to tell me if I'm gonna make it?

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>>396073176>>396073268your clustered in the middle in the average rungs.if the center of the circle is literal brain dead and the outer ring is super human your smack in the middle.

>>396073611>he got the infamous texas chartngmi

>>396065882>Post 'em, you fucking retardsMy ass burgers are bigger than yours.

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>>396070470I know, right?

>>396073682so im hella retarded then?

>>396073146

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>>396073611>>396073741my gf's chart. we're meant to be right bros... right?

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Just did this for fun, I know I'm not autistic.I do have ADHD-C though.

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How fucked am I Holla Forums

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>>396065882

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>>396073004I'm pretty sure the tisms come with sensory issues, at least to a mild degree, but there is a disorder that doesn't have the sensory, just the social issues, social communication disorderIdk tho, social exhaustion is also occurant in introverts

>>396074768>is it terminal doc?

>>396073373lol

>>396074596>How fucked am I Holla ForumsYou should create a social media company.

Dont know what to make out of this.Autismscore 106Neuroscore 104They said i have booth aspie and neuroptypical traits

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>>396073800You put ketchup on em? Or mustard? I'm more of a barbecue sauce guy myself.

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>You have answered inconsistently on too many control-questionsThat means yes

>>396074995>You should create a social media company.damn it's that bad?

>>396075020>I'm more of a barbecue sauce guy myself.That's basically the only acceptable way to do a gas station burger.... but ASS burgers need mayo and pickles, no lettuce, no tomato, none of that other gay shit.

>>396075010Just tism'd enough not to be an npc, maybe?

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NIGGER

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>>396075145>>You should create a social media company.>damn it's that bad?youtube.com/watch?v=DQCjqS3k2To

>>396075238No, no, no. Ok here's how it's supposed to be eaten:All parts separate, except cheese melted on patty and condents spread on buns. Take a bite of each component (yes, all the gay shit, except instead of lettice its spinach, because I am an intellectual) separately eating from least to most favorite on order, repeat until all has been consumed.

>>396065882

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>>396075554>spinach, because I am an intellectualLike the lotus, Subway blooms for us again and again.

>>396075378We're opposites.

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>>396073922>rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.phpslightly above avg. not retarded.

>>396075657fish brain

>>396065882Someone make it look like the jew outline

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2677592/

Test

>>396065882No, you're stupid

>>396069993Canadian pattern.

>>396075927Kek. I thought that too.>tfw my sign is piscesLiterally horoscope.

>>396065882I was diagnosed with aspergers when I was 10. Does this mean I developed out of it? I don't live the life as a neurotypical that's for sure. I have never had a gf, and I have no friends or a job and I couldn't go to school because I had very bad sensory issues that messed me up really bad. Had to stop going at 12 years old. But I understand people now as an adult even though when I was a child I felt completely alienatedI definitely had aspergers when I was a child. My parents say I wouldn't respond to my name not until I was around 3 years old, and they said I always played with toys differently like how autistic children did, and I had intense obsessions and very poor communication skills and social skills as a child and teenager. I didn't quiet get more advanced humour, I couldn't tell when people were joking and I felt like an outcast and a wierdo and that I was always guessing and calculating what to say and do to appear normal. But all this is gone nowThe only thing now is socializing still drains me and although I understand what I should and should not do in social situations and also understand intuitively how people think, I cannot bring myself to behave in accordance and I just do what ever makes sense to me. I can only be authentic to my own self even though it is often not favourable or acceptable in social situations because to do something that doesn't make sense to me or that isn't within accordance to my nature feels like lying and dishonesty and manipulation, which feels spiritually draining. Idk if anyone can relateAlso the sensory shit that ruined my life never really went away. I just live life as a hermit/NEET for the most part and manage them that way through lots of solitude. Other than that, the rest of it I seemed to have developed out of. Is it possible? Or did I never have aspergers but something else maybe?

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>>396076350>Does this mean I developed out of it? No, it means the test is garbage.

>>396074596>How fucked am I Holla Forums2 Weeks...

>>396065882so what am i? a normie? a half aspie?

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>>396076413But I mostly don't have the symptoms of autism now. I agree though the test is garbage

>>396076250I'm a big happy heart.

>>396065882

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Here's another site, take whatever you want, post resultsHere's mine

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>>396065882Can someone read my chart?

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>>396065882I've had sex because I looked "like a vampire" or a "pretty boy." I also wasn't fat at the time. I can't find a way to explain anything else, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

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>>396075810Wow, a super rare Cupid user

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I wouldn't say I LIKE my chart, but it's seemingly accurate. Generally I'm an awkward sperg, but some women with a predilection for retards find me "endearingly intense." If I manage to hold my spaghetti long enough to get them to the bedroom, they never want to let me go.>t. Tardchad

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>>396075956That was totally not intentional, kek, those were my actual results

>>396077008Wow, I didn't link like an actual retardaspietests.org/

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>>396076350As the other user said, the test is all just for fun and games. You have grown and matured, as all humans do, and you have learned abilities and coping mechanisms to live with your disorder. It's perfectly healthy and all is well, fren.

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>>396077218>>396077181I feel like this guy kinda knows. I don't do anything special, but the odd girl I get in bed just loses her mind. I might be a BPD magnet.

>>396076495Doofenshmirtz.

>>396075326Really no npc lol. But i dont know maybe i overrated some of those questions or underated. I dont think this is really accurate

>>396077218Phineas chartGirls can't resist the aspie charm. No really, there are many marital help gurus for women married to men with autism.

did i do good frog posters?

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>>396077995It's all games. The RAADS-R results I posted were just from me going through as quickly as possible and answering without much thought. I took it a while back and really thought about everything and had a much lower score, like 120 or something.A real clinical battery is much more involved and much more in depth, that's why these tests are non-diagnostic.

welcome brothers

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>>396065882I am a certified schizo.

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>>396078969>welcome brothersOne of us....One of us....

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>>396078328I just did the raads test on embrace-autism. Scored 145 lol but many times i felt like the answers are to onesided to give and i didnt felt like giving the right answer.Its felt like i could answer both by some questions

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>>396065882Fish niggers rise up

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>>396065882I don't need to take the test. I'm 10 perception, five talent, and zero everything else

>>396077724Pepe Cenarius puts me at ease for some reason.

>>396077203It is good?

>>396079749>10 perception, five talent, and zero everything elsere-roll.

wtf am i?

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>>396077203>PicI'm going to assume this is "wheel of fortune" rules. Therefore "driver" is 100% wrong, because if it were driver, the first R would be revealed. Therefore Asuka is the only one with the correct answer. Therefore Asuka is best girl.

>>396079627I'm literally a pisces, too. Topkek>>396079749Based social retard>>396079859It's my favorite pepe, it's just so beautiful. I love these recent pepe animations, too, I think someone said they were ads or something, but I never bothered to look into their origin.

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>>396065882

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>>396080475I'm not pisces I am however a triple water bearer indigo chaotic neutral INTJ with an ENFP waifu.

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>>396080475>webmThe ultimate feels bad man.

>>396080432Lmao based and Asuka pilled. She is a top tier waifu.But honestly, it's obviously an ESL book and the lesson is likely on affixes, in which case nigger cannot be the correct answer because nigger isn't a new wordform from the stem nig, although with they way internet language is evolving that could become the case. Can such stuff develop backwards? Idk>the driver drives>the nigger nigs

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these tests are lame and stupid

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>>396065882

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What does this mean?

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>>396080749Reading this feels the same as listening to a Glasgow accent>>396080780And yet so wholesome. Truly comfy.>>396081223That kind of reminds me of Laineyball

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>>396068724Holy shit I was half way through that then I woke up and realized it was some retarded dogshit fake personality hogwash. If I knew it was you if I saw you in person I'd execute you personally. That shit is one hundred percent bullshit.

Shit, my diagnosis is official

>>396065882>>396070429>>396077181>>396077218>>396079627>>396080651supreme beings

>>396081129The Canadians all scored similarly though. It looks legit.

Fun quiz - not sure what to make of my result - have always had obsession with doing doing things myself/my way and now at 65 (ya I am really old!) I go through a constant cycle of obsession with all sorts of things - have to fiddle and learn everything down to the minute detail about all sorts of goofy stuff - web search and read 24 hours a day then after about 3 weeks latching on to something else - drives my kids and wife nuts.

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>>396081694Um.. yeah, that's been well established. Little slow on the uptake, there? Kek, thanks for playing>>396081660Pic rel

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>>396065882wtf is this chart even?*The fact I've been able to even get with women despite my dislike of too much social stuff baffles me.*And yes I get obsessive about stuff that interests me,I want to learn as much as possible then. People don't interest me very much . *I did think I'd score a bit higher on communications as i like going into detail about subjects, though I just overload many people, oh well.

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>>396075810I also touch the edge

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>>396078969Wow You're kind of like me, just slightly less perceptive. Funny i haven't seen many of these, so what are you? Introvert musician too by chance?

I just take the strengths of both aspies and normies and leave the weaknesses to others... I think.

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>>396082025NOOOOO

>>396081989Wow, very cool. Sounds like you're living a pretty fulfilling life. You can take the tests at aspietests.org for a better idea, a few there are used in screening, so they aren't diagnostic, but they can give you a bit of an idea of where the truth may lay. In the end, it's not all that important though unless you're experiencing significant hardship because of those traits

I'm nothing

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Feels good to be a normal functioning human being

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>>396065882Not sure what to take from this.

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>>396082245Is someone who fills out the entire decagon übermensch??

>>396082450found the fed

Ok so I’m a normalfag?This surprises me, I felt like I was selecting autistic answers.

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>>396082568Why would you say such a thing, stay right where you are please.

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>>396076350if you figured out how to make your graph shape a rocket ship you are the most autistic creature to ever sperg

>>396082382Thanks for reply - am having fun with it these days - when I was a kid I got teased for reading encyclopedias instead of going outside to play with the normal kids.

>>396082493I'm not sure about this theory, but I'm gonna run with it. You currently have the largest spread, so you are crowned the current übermensch of the thread.

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>>396082493dude seriously what the fuck

>>396082848

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>>396081129Your answer just confirms how much of a normie you are then .

>>396082640kek.

>>396082493we did similar

>>396082933im bad with flags, are you french or russian?

>>396077159Not that far off mine.Fun-loving, but prefer to be alone, borderline alcoholic musician, that wants to guillotine politicians.That describe you at all?

>>396082752I got teased a lot when I was younger, too, but now that I look back on it I'm glad because I wouldn't be the same.

Did I win, anons?

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uh

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>>396065882Well? What does mine say

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>>396083576

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>>396077218lol my chart looks very similar. I don't know why women even like me, but those that do tend to initiate and then end up in my bed. Holding onto them is a way harder though, still haven't exceeded relationships lasting more than 7 months.Half of that is on me, breaking up because I get bored or annoyed with them.

I find it very telling that whenever there's threads about dark triad traits, sociopathy, psycopathy, autism and shit like that, the threads are always filled with literal mental patients and socially inept retards.

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never even thought im an aspie

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>>396083732you tend slightly towards normieness. eat as many red pills as you can.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>396065882

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>>396083961Is it like this... deep feeling.. I don't know how to describe it. Like, you can be totally perfectly fine with someone, even very close, and then one day all of a sudden they just bother you? It's this feeling that twists my guts around to my core, not quite like hatred, but for some reason I come to have a very deep disdain for someone I was perfectly fine with even a week ago.

>>396084061Hmmm

>>396065882I don't understand this can someone explain to my smooth brain what my results even mean?>Not troll>Smooth brain for life

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I take it as a badge of honor.

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>>396083961I'm very familiar with the situation, Jaques. When I am lonely or sad, or when I truly need a companion, I am high and dry. Then, just as I have pushed myself into something new, some new interest or hobby, some curious cutie comes out of the shadows, and I'm back down that winding road again.>>396084246I was fortunate enough to be married to another autismo by 20, and we lasted 10 years out of a desperate young love combined with the dread realization that we might not find someone else who could hit that same crazy wavelength that we had with each other. Spawned two little ones that have turned out pretty well.But then, even with the love of my life, it was exactly as you say. Like one day the switch had been flipped, and it was over. Painful, aching, messy as we sorted out the separation, but well and truly OVER.

>>396065882I don't get it

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>>396080274Geh.

>>396085803All the bad parts of autism, and all the bad parts of normiehood, except you have good talent.

>>396065882

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>>396065882Here you go shlomo

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>>396086056>only 89.3% feminine attractedKek, what a faggot

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>>396069993Fuck why do I see a Jew here

>>396065882I don't think this means anything. I am unironically schizophrenic and believe every conspiracy that has ever been theorised. I am currently typing this post upside-down to fool them.

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>>396086304Because there's always a Jew there.

>be me>shut in all my life with unusual nerdy interests>can't fit on any social box>shitposted here for years>symptoms of both HFA and schizo>test thinks i'm neurotypicalEither this test is bullshit or i'm so fucked i can't answer questions correctly

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>>396086336It's a stocking, Merry Christmas Schizanon, the fat man who spies on you all year will surely reward you for figuring out so many conspiracies this year!

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>>396086447

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Do I pass?

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>>396086542How much did you lie to yourself and to the test?

I refuse to take the test am I still autistic?

>>396084246Well I tend to have a bit of disdain for women in general, because I'm a misogynist old fashion guy. As long as things stay pleasant gooood, if they get an attitude for no reason they can cool off or fuck off. I'm fine either way, so often they fall in line.

>>396065882

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I'm perfect.

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>>396087872Normies gtfo

>>396087521Why do you refuse to take the test? That will determine if you are master autist or master schizo

>>396087872All the leafs here seem to be neurotypical normies. I wonder why that is, but more curiously why do you lot insist to visit autism central?

great i'm a fucking tard

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>>396088352What a cute lil goldfish

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>>396088352>chirping birdUnique

>>396087385I guessed i'm so used to LARPing as being normal that it showed on the test.

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>>396088175I refuse because I don't care one way or another. Is that a valid answer? I also didn't like the website, it looked like shit.

>>396088577One of us,the charming camouflaged spergs that blend in well enough. Still capable of getting a woman in bed before the spagheet drops out of your pocket.Yet obsessive enough to actually be talented at something or multiple things. the sigma sperg.

>>396089099Autist. You pass.

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Give it to me straight, guys, how fucked am I?

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>>396084038Welcome to Holla Forums, Albanibro

Sperg 134/200Normie 83/200What is this shape called? Edgy chicken Nugget?

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>>396065882wtf does this shit mean

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Goodnight frens, this has been fun. Enjoy the bread until it's gone.

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>>396065882

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