WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS?

Forgot to mention:

ITS 2016

Why not make
The gay male ranger the pink ranger?

something something typecasting

But if they did that he'd be rainbow colored.

I guess these idiots also think the first series was racist. I also remember a lot of black superheroes in comics proudly calling themselves "Black something or other" like Black Lightning or Black Helsing or some shit. Couldn't they have considered that the reason they made him black was because of some pride bullshit?

I don't know… Fuck this. I'm too drunk to give a shit about this crappy movie anymore.

Why do you even care about Power Rangers? There is being a manchild and then there is this.

Because it's a movie, it's a crappy remake of an okay film adaptation of an okay tv show, and most of all it looks like shit and hence why we have every right to shit on it.

It's for children. Real children, not bitter manchildren. You should be embarrassed that it even registers with you, much less angers you.

This is why burgers should never be allowed to touch other countries creations. You ruin everything you touch.

This seems to be the full text: imtwelve.com/4543-agony-in-pink

So its a shitty kiddie gay film and we're not allowed to openly criticize it because apparently you care about what anonymous posters on an imageboard do and don't think kids deserve better? Either you're new here or baiting. Go spend some time on >>>Holla Forums if you wanna see some real autism you rambling homo.

Thanks user.

I'm seeing some real autism right here. You strike me as the kind of fag who unironically uses the phrase "they are raping my childhood". Grow up.

Your levels of projection know no bounds. I suppose you're also looking forward to the new Ghostbusters?

wew

Nowadays. Teachers will tell students to act less straight.

What a world.

Well, that might get them bullied less.

I seen far more girls getting bullied for being virgins than sluts

Kamen Rider is better. Ultraman is best.

Is the blue ranger going to be a faggot just because the actor who played him was a faggot even though the actual character was never a faggot like they did with Sulu?

Also, the yellow ranger should die in a car accident.

All of this to be honest.

No. Your weebshit toy commercials are terrible too.

I just realized the one ranger that died from a car accident was both a woman and Asian

I don't understand Hollywood anons, why couldn't they release some campy piece of shit with rubber monsters for like $5 million and banked on nostalgia and name alone. People would have liked it ironically and it would've either faded in obscurity making its money back or became a cult classic. How on earth do the profit spending hundreds of millions on bombs no one ever wanted.

Why can't japanese girls be like their perfect 2D counterparts?

Hollywood is just that stupid and cowardly.

She's a Vietnam fucking shit, not a nip-nog.

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How the fuck is anyone supposed to tell?

2D is unparalleled.

So all the rumors power rangers is going full man of steel with 9/11 symbolism are probably true?

Is that who I think it is?

ah-ah-ah

Why is the red ranger fighting Flithy Frank and tingle ?

Why bother making a goofy kids TV show into some dark edge stuff? I dont even know if thats how it went in Japan

Because the Americans who watched this as children came of age in the 9/11 era.

No idea.

You amerifats make such a big deal out that shit every fucking time. Worse shit happens in the world all the time except it's not televised. Seriously, 9/11 is like your own holocaust. All it did was make you self-entitled brats.

America is the only country that matters. No one cares what happens in your shit tier countries for a reason.

And yet you idiots handled it like shit and started acting like edgy and self-entitled pricks because of it. And now oddly enough you're rolling out the red carpet for the same lot that cheered when your precious towers collapsed.

I thought Israel was the only country that mattered, according to Uncle Holla Forums.
Either way, jingoism is only meant for culling the plebian peasants. American citizens don't actually matter, only the other handful of people in the same puppet master club matter in the grand scheme of things, and they honestly see you just as you see niggers, potential slaves or cannon fodder. They wouldn't bat an eye at lying and spying on you or blowing up civilian buildings with you still in them if it meets their bottomline.
Indeed, our American authorities on the contrary, fuck with and have a history of fucking with other countries because they do in fact care about them, and hint, it isn't for the sake of appeasing or protecting your peasant ass.

My time in our military has shown me that quite clearly, let alone the ample history to source from.

It being thought of as racist is entirely a liberal thing. I actually lived around a lot of black kids (military base) when the show first aired, and they loved him and that he was the black ranger.

It being considered racist has only grown out of a minority voice over the past decade due to all the nostalgia coverage of the show that focuses on the claim that it was racist to make the asian the yellow ranger and the black the black ranger

Five bucks on cinematic l universe set up

I hope that was after Orlando.

Here's a better link to Agony In Pink
tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/aip/agonyinpink.txt

Thank you user.

cranston is off his fucking meds you cant turn the fucking power rangers into a serious thing they are right up there with fucking scooby doo in terms of goofy ass shit

this will flop hard, cranston is delusional

fucking zordon lmao nigger you are high

Japan made them and even when the Super Sentai are at their most serious Japan still doesn't take them seriously.

you cant turn fucking batman into a serious thing he is right up there with fucking scooby doo in terms of goofy ass shit

The difference is Batman started serious before going goofy due to the comic book code.

How come SJW don't complain about the red ranger being Indian?

Because the idiots don't know he's indian.

Jesus, do these faggots actually think they're funny?

Over a million youtubers do

So One day we will see power rangers branding child molesters to be killed in angel groove prisons and stomping human traffickers with Megazords?

Batman was hardcore back in the day.

This isn't canon

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Here's one from an early Batman comic. Now that I think about it, the end of the first Burton Batman movie and The Dark Knight both featured somewhat similar scenes.

That's not just an early Batman story that's the very first one. It's like six pages long.

Because that scene was made to be the origin of the Joker.

is he wrong?

You know, Batman with a gun actually makes more sense.

It would be a more psychological and lecherous Punisher, not really much different from the Joker.

Even the original Japanese show power rangers got their footage from wasn't that dark of a show.

Wait, Toei is involved!?

What a classic.

Looks edgy

Looks like gay porn.

Perfection.

That's the difference; Super Sentai is meant to have moments of awesome, but it's rarely taken seriously.

They may have a serious situation or a gory death, but then they have weird shit happen that is deliberately there to make you laugh your ass off and remember "it's just a show, you should really just relax".

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