My wife is fucking forcing me to go watch the new ghostbusters with her or she "won't have children with me"

my wife is fucking forcing me to go watch the new ghostbusters with her or she "won't have children with me".

I don't know what to do, I can't support that level of bastardization.

should I kill myself?

Just play the Bustin' music video on repeat as you rape her.

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what did she mean by this?

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Hand her the divorce papers.

I had the same problem with "50 Shades of Gray"

Jesus christ I didn't know that movie was 2 hours long. I felt like I was dying, but I couldn't go to the light, I just couldn't.

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is she a big girl?

What's wrong with you? Just call her out on that shitty bluff. If they are serious, it's probably best to get out. When you play along, it sets a precedent for her ultimatums, and you will end up jumping through more and more hoops "or she won't do X."

Alternatively just come up with counter proposal, but if bad films are apparently so important, then there might be no point.