My wife is fucking forcing me to go watch the new ghostbusters with her or she "won't have children with me"

my wife is fucking forcing me to go watch the new ghostbusters with her or she "won't have children with me".

I don't know what to do, I can't support that level of bastardization.

should I kill myself?

Just play the Bustin' music video on repeat as you rape her.

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what did she mean by this?

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Hand her the divorce papers.

I had the same problem with "50 Shades of Gray"

Jesus christ I didn't know that movie was 2 hours long. I felt like I was dying, but I couldn't go to the light, I just couldn't.

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is she a big girl?

What's wrong with you? Just call her out on that shitty bluff. If they are serious, it's probably best to get out. When you play along, it sets a precedent for her ultimatums, and you will end up jumping through more and more hoops "or she won't do X."

Alternatively just come up with counter proposal, but if bad films are apparently so important, then there might be no point.

I honestly didn't mind about that one. From a cinematographic point of view, it's shit. But on the other hand, there's plenty of sexiness and the guarantee of a wild evening.

Grow some balls and tell her to go fuck herself.

This. And do it before it's too late, as in, before she is pregnant, and before your ruin is complete.

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Can't your wives son go with her instead?

Soon to be ex-wife I hope?

PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH

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Stick it in her pooper

Rape her

You should get a new wife.

Divorce or explain to her exactly why you believe that it is iredeemably shit. Why does she want to see it so bad? If her reasoning is "fight da sexist haterz!!!1" then why in the world did you marry her in the first place?

Watching this on dvd with gf is pretty much guaranteed to get you laid so it isn't that bad.

Yeah there's a guarantee that your wife will ask you to be "rough" with her like the guy in the movie. She'll spend the night fantasizing about someone more wealthy and more attractive than you while you limply pound that snizz. Then when you go "too far" (because she's not really a masochist) she'll get mad and stay mad for weeks.

Tell her you'll divorce her, quit your job, and become a welfare bum so she can't get a dime out of you if she doesn't drop this Ghostbusters nonsense and bake you a pie. I guess I'll let you decide on what kind of pie, but do you pick a faggoty cucked up filling.

ITT

Rape -> Murder -> Bury in field, somewhere.

Don't worry, the bull can always be the father.

DITCH & SWITCH THE BITCH

That he surely will be rising her wife's children

She's the one, OP. You were right to marry her.

She sounds like a cunt, leave her ass.

It's your fault that you are in this position

Well at least she flat out told you that so when 'your' nigger kids are born, you may not pay child support.

JUST

Take her to see this one hehe

It's called a shit test. If you go you will lose respect in her eyes.

Really?

lol enjoy watching her strip you of all your money and possessions in court
why the fuck did you fall for the marriage meme op?

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I have some bad news for you

Why does it have to be in that order?

I think this is what you call "an Old Yeller situation"

Go apeshit, user. Women who say things like that only do so when they have no respect or fear for you. Punch a hole in the wall or something, yell at her. Put her back in her place, just don't actually hit her. To make a point, make sure she doesn't go to the movie. Tell her that instead, if she goes to the movie, she'll be coming home to all of her shit sitting out on the sidewalk. Don't back down.

t. kid that grew up seeing women manipulate my dad until he finally lost his shit and started being alpha

FUCKING NORMIES GTFO

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OP's wife is an anime pillow.

Sounds like she needs a pair of Irish sunglasses

Huh? That's a mudshark monocle, fam

Nice!

Just go watch the flick, OP. Jesus, like kino is your life support and watching shitty flicks will kill you or something.

In the off chance this isn't a shit troll, if you let your woman start calling shots like this, you might as well put an ad on craigslist now calling for a black buck to ram her in front of you. Because she'll ultimately lose all respect for you and find someone else to father strong children with her as you obviously can't, if you're too pussy to even tell her "no" when she tries to force you to go see a shit movie.

Kino is like OP's testosterone levels: nonexistent.

50 shades was pretty creepy, the guy acted like a stalker, he would just show up even though she was in another state. Its like he tagged her uterus with a GPS or something.
Anyway I was bored, and my GF admitted it was pretty dull too.

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Save yourself the trouble and leave. You don't need a woman like that.

beta

Be a man, grow some balls and beat your woman.

how can you make a porn parody of GoT when Got is already a porn parody of itself?

because you can't rape her if there's 6 feet of ground between you and her?