Tbh

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just slap a couple dindus in there and call it a day, saul. we're late for bagels and lox.

Have you not been paying attention the last twenty/thirty years?

SHE WAS ALWAYS BLACK, SEE THIS PROVES IT

I-i-it was just a metaphor! People's faces do turn whiter when they're worried. Well, white people's faces do…

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B-but I didn't write that she was white in the book to leave it ambiguous!

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That's all completely up to your imagination. When I read the books for the first time I pictured her as a hispanic womyn in a wheelchair. What a progressive book series, bravo Rowling.

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Can't have a lightskinned main character now can we

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bruh im weak lmao

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is this real life?

it's a 2000 page fanfic

is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Why are you being intolerant, user?

open your eyes

look up at big guys and see

I'm just a small guy

MEMEMEME

I need no sympathy

WUZ

T-that's just a figure of speech to show how scared she was!

what about the drawing?

bix noodz muhfugga

Ron is supposed to have red fucking hair. Can't even be bothered to dye it.

wtf am i reading?

who gives a shit
harry potter is garbage

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underrated post

>>>/reddit/

to him I said underrated post, to you I say kill yourself

you cheecky fucker

As usual, niggresses are indistinguishable from niggers from the neck up.

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Waifus

WIFE'S
SON

just end me now fam

So basically, a stereotypically SJW view of a black person. Not a fully fleshed out character who just happens to be black, independent of other traits. (Granted, blacks do tend to aggregate about certain bell curves of intelligence & behavior, but SJWs aren't supposed to endorse that view).

underrated post

Those digits

>>>Holla Forums

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Why is this alt potter universe still existing?

spotted the newfag

How nu r u

It really doesn't. It only exists to pander to and leech the minuscule shekels form tumblrinas and other assorted SJWs.

Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

that ain't how genetics work

Source?

my wife's daughter

Your moms ass, I'd check in there first.

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It does if he is not the sperm donor.

wife's daughter

God fucking dammit

Combine & spam this every time she tries to cash in those regressive left brownie points.

Misspelled the name. Better correct the typo knowing how idiots on social media argue.
The term "blackwashing" is sure to send them into a frothing rage.

Sad this is getting talked about more than the spinoff movie

dunno, think there was a series of them though.

might just have been a one-off shoop.

might as well kill myself

ftfy

Those autisms.

brunettes are patrician taste

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Ew, an actual mudblood.

Hufflepuff is shit, fuck you.

It's weird since she already fits the stereotype

Is it because the only noteworthy thing about them is Robert Pattinson?

AYYY CYKA BLYAT

Fantastic

I know, I'm just curious what Hufflepuff Hermoine would look like.

OP's picture.

Isn't Hufflepuff actually where they stick all the minority kids anyway? I might be right.

Wew, lads, she cucked his shit all the way up. These social justice retards always end up being insulting when they try to pander like this. There's no way possible this girl came from Ron. This sort of shit is just as insulting to actual mixed kids who already feel like outcasts.

Remind me why we're getting mad over a play that we're never going to see?

It's not like all of us have enough money to go and see it.

And that's not counting the Indians and Irish.

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>all this time that's elapsed since the Bella and the Bulldogs controversy
>the left's only answer to it is still "lol you watched nickelodeon for a couple hours what are you a kid" without even inspecting the evidence and ignoring the fact that
A PORNOGRAPHER
is directing
A CHILDREN'S TV SERIES

woah its slytherin time

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Heh, they really did want a "more real" tweencom

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A shame Hermione fags will never admit it.

You are right. From what I recall there was only one or two black kids in Gryffindor. Also in the books its stated that Hufflepuffs are the underachievers.

Meh, its just a play, none of this will actually happen on the big screen, not with the prior movies still fresh in the mind.

Hufflepuffs also get high on magical plants as well. Pretty fitting tbh.

i think hufflepuff hermione is a redhead

Haven't you noticed how often she uses Alohomora? She's even the one that teaches you the spell in the games.

You now realize that this moment ruined Draco. He and Harry could've grown to like each other and be friends, like many childhood rivals do, but Dumblydor ruined this.

Every time Slytherin failed Draco's dad beat him, and that's what this expression shows. A lonely child scared of consequences Dumbledore forced upon him.

Why do the edits look better than the real thing?

Dumbledore likely plundered Draco's anus.

Purely coincidental.

Harry was definitely going to be next. Just look at the way he stares at Harry when he brought privately into his chambers. While Harry's mind went off through time in that bowl, Dumbledore was busy fiddling his berries.

Now that I think about it, her obsession with house elf "slavery" is also indicative of her nigger roots. Nobody else has a problem with "slavery" other than her.

Dumbledore was the reason Voldemort became genocidal.

The best part of the spell originates in africa.

I'm not fucking joking: harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Unlocking_Charm

Nice.

Oh fuck… You're not joking. How did Rowling get away with this for so long?

Being English?

So basically Dumbledore represents the way liberal capitalism (i.e. "democracy") combined with earlier abuse (WWI + Treaty of Versailles) makes fascism inevitable.

Maybe. IDK. Either way, Drake was obviously molested by a faggot.

Ron's officially a cuck then?

You idiot. The proper term is coalburner. Completely different.

You idiot. The proper term is oildriller. Completely different.

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I wonder if that was intentional on her part.

oh yes nigger I loved that shit

So let me get this right, Nigger Hermione cucked Ron with a Sambo male and birthed that Inverted Mickey Mouse and now Ron picks up and pays for shit yeah?

Our nations are spiralling into the sewer far more quickly now, the turns are getting tighter

At least that mud blood insult makes sense now.

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Man I miss that shit

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