i go on this board for like the 3rd time only to see people complaining about a ton of movies.
So what movies does Holla Forums actually like? Or is nothing good until it's literally perfect?
At least Holla Forums like shows from their childhood, no one on this board can agree on everything.
I swear someone's going to comment "None, all movies are horrible. I wish film had never been made. Fuck movies, fuck the human race."
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None, all movies are horrible. I wish film had never been made. Fuck movies, fuck the human race.
That's because they're all adult children. No wonder that's where tumblr and SA launch their chan takeover raids from.
fuck off to Holla Forumsncer faggot
I know they're adult children, a good chunk of Holla Forums is.
I'm still asking what films you like not why Holla Forums is shitty.
OP, we are in what could be termed a VERY bad drought of movies. It isn't just us, the public hates everything too. We are just the vanguard of noticing everything sucks.
Arthouse movies are pretentious shit. Summer blockbusters are loud retarded shit. Creativity has been obliterated by corporate stupidity and progressive fanaticism. Humanity has been removed from the process.
In terms of old things, everyone has their own tastes, and movies is as varied a taste as you can get.
But if I were to take a stab at a movie everyone here loves, I'm pretty sure we all agree that Krull is a great movie.
Going to a differtent board won't make you or me any less faggoty.
None, all movies are horrible. I wish film had never been made. Fuck movies, fuck the human race.
I'm pretty sure someone else on the board also hates Krull.
Only Holla Forums, /a/, /furry/, Holla Forums, and Holla Forums.
Do you?
Only what?
Only those boards are shit?
Because like I said before, it's the people not the topic although, some board might attract more degenerates than others.
No.
Those are the boards with adult children.
Also there have been maybe a handful of movies made since 2005 that weren't complete and utter shit.
They're the one's with the most retards yes, let's just call them retards, it's simpler than adult children.
Also what movies did you like that were made from since 2005?
I've yet to see any other film other than Krull. The rest of this chain is just explaining the obvious (which is that /a/,Holla Forums,Holla Forums are shit boards.)
It's worth looking into foreign films if you want anything new. I recently watched the World of Kanako and Confessions by Tetsuya Nakishima.
They're completely different from Hollywood films, but they're a blend of art house and exploitation film. Editing is fast-paced, but it blends with the chaotic nature of the plot. They're surprisingly written well too.
What are they about?
I'll make sure to watch World of Kanako, thanks for actually telling me what film you actually like.
I've never heard anyone talk shit about The Thing.
The World of Kanako revolves around a jaded former detective who lost all the status he has in the world, so he tries find his lost daughter in order to bond the separated family together again.
Confessions revolve around a female teacher who punishes two middle-school culprits for murdering her daughter.
Those descriptions don't give them too much justice. They sound generic and two-dimensional, but it unfolds differently. It's one of those films where each character isn't presented as a saint, but you can see where they all came from.
Wait they're Korean right?
Some of it is a tad dorky.
It was good.
Could've done better on character depth.
I'm sure someone also hates it though.
They're Japanese films, but I don't watch a lot of films from that industry besides a few done by Takeshi Kitano and Sion Sono. You can watch them via a stream here.
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No thanks, I already have WOK on hold.
I thought Korea had a revenge fetish or something because Oldboy, and those two other revenge films and now this.
Oh yeah that was pretty good.
It certainly was a Coen brothers film.
That's just Park Chan Wook. He's got a lot more pretty good films, nothing to do with the revenge trilogy other than overall quality.
"A Better Tommorow" (by John Woo) apparently has a huge following in South Korea. It was a Hong Kong action film that had a revenge plotline, but it was done pretty well for it's time. It combined the editing of a Sam Peckinpah film with stuntwork.
THE GOOD
THE BAD
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I love Sergio Leone's cinematography and directing style in Once Upon a Time in the West. I need to watch your recommended film sometime soon.
In contrast with contemporary action film directors, his scenes are filmed with depth in mind. I don't know how to describe it.
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Once Upon a Time in the West came across as a "proto-good bad and ugly" to me, even though it came out later. Both really great films. The only bad thing I have to say about Once Upon a Time is there's not enough one-liners.
Also LeonexMorricone master-race.
I don't watch movies, I just come here to spam my youtube channels to get suckers to provide me revenue.
Dead Man
overrated heavyhanded shit
How is it heavyhanded? It's a farce.
About an hour too long.
Idiocracy
I genuinely distrust people that hate The Big Lebowski. It can be not your cup of tea but people that actively despise it seem to care more about appearing like a film snob than cinema. Usually folks that try to be snobs have garbage taste and dont understand things like mise en scene and think aetuer theory applies to nobody but tim burton and tarantino.
You all know 'that guy'
yeah well, that's just like your opinion, man
Fateful Findings.
pls, this entire site is a pretentious shitshow outside of maybe Holla Forums and Holla Forums.
Those are legitimate shitshows full of faggots that lack anything resembling self-awareness.
YOU DON'T SAY?
Oh you naive summer child.
Just give yourself a few weeks of lurking and you'll see tons of criticism of that movie.
Not all of it is legitimate, but some people will find legitimate flaws in that movie and make sure you'll never be able to enjoy it in the same way as when you first saw it.
It's only a matter of time and shitposting.
farces are pretty much heavyhanded by definition
I can't think of a single farce that isn't shit tbh
Heat (1995)
Dredd (2012)
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That was was good.
It was too long for me. It focused more on character and motivation before action.
Haven't seen it.
I've seen The Big Lebowski, it was good.
Fateful Findings was a fucking masterpiece,
Nice old meme friend.
Those were good too.
Never seen it. Was it any good?
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All me
Ok.
What?
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All me
Ok.
Here's your reply.
There's my reply.
Where?
I don't know.
I thought we were just randomly replying.
Ok.
Ok.
MORE THAN OK
I tried saying "I'm so Ok, I made a movie about it." but the only movie that came up with that title was a weird Indian porno.
Ok.
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What?
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All me. Check my doubles.
Nice trips.
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thanks fam
Your welcome.
good night infini/tv/
Night.
I unironically just woke up.
I like tons of movies, I like more movies than I hate. It's just there's no reason to talk about shit three decades old, and I prefer to lurk anyway because my knowledge of movies isn't grand enough to participate yet. Also, I don't have any interest in watching modern movies.
My favorite movie is Flash Gordon.
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Good movies.
Best explanation ever.
The best Queen song to the best movie ever.
i'm drunk as fuck and thinking about just how innocent and pure and heroic the tale of flash gordon is is bringing tears to my eyes
i couldn't even sit through forty seconds of the radio serial show for flash gordon when i tried a few years ago because it made me cry with happiness
kids used to have stories of men with hearts pure as gold doing selfless acts and being loyal partners
now the number one show on cartoon network is about alien manladies spazzing out on their periods
Agreed, society has degraded overtime.
To be fair cartoons never really had those types of heroes.
The main characters are either morons, assholes, or overtly annoying kids.
Yes, that's the mark of a good movie.
I liked how that movie was pretty meta. It's as if the audience were Travis.
None, all movies are horrible. I wish film had never been made. Fuck movies, fuck the human race
THE THING IS SHIT
THE THING IS THE SHIT
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Some of my favourites.
And some more.
Really?
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THE THING IS THE SHIT IN THE TOILET
Trips confirm The Thing sucks and John Carpenter is a hack fraud.
lol
yeah, the thing is a great movie
Ben Hur and Chinatown are 10/10. Everything else there is just decent. Also, if you like the Magnificent Seven, check out Seven Samurai. It's better in every way, unless you hate slopes.
Trips don't lie:
It's all ogre now. You lose. Your fedora-core reddit-tier taste has been devastated and there's no hope of recovery.
The ratio was too much though.
Seriously.
Those were also pretty good.
Marvellous film.
Thanks, mang.
I know. I've heard that the Magnificent Seven if anything sticks too closely to Seven Samurai's formula and doesn't have enough of a personality of its own independent from that movie. Guess I'll see for myself when I watch it. I just, for some reason, have kept putting it off for years.
I'd guess that most of us have movies we know we should have watched by now that we keep pushing back.
Reminder that David Lynch movies are too redpilled for stormfags and force them to learn they're also degenerates.
Walt is rolling in cryochamber.
How so.
Are you shitting me.
Twin Peaks raped stormfags.
First lead them into a false sense of security of an idilic 50's like northwest town free of niggers, jews, and spics.
Then showed how still, the town hosted a prostitution and drug dealing ring, a high schooler was killed and raped by her own father who made a deal with a psycho demon to have the balls to buttfuck his daughter since 12.
The moral is "America was never great, well, it looked nicer and used to keep the dirty clothes inside the house."
It was realistic in the sense that at least the white people knows how to keep things visually cleaner than niggers or spics.
BOB was the jews user
If this isn't bait then holy shit you're a moron.
Yeah right.
Everything was fucking fine with Twin Peaks.
well, i give up
i guess i can't argue with dat trips and dat time quads
No shit society is never perfect.
Nothing is perfect.
America always had and will have problems. All societies do. But it has the least problems.
And I enjoy your prespective on Twin Peaks, but with all due respect:
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Depends on my mood, really.
my top 5
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I haven't seen any of those, but I have seen La Jetee, which I think 12 Monkeys is based off of.
10/10
6/10
I posted a couple of these ITT already, but rate mine.
I like the works of Doug Liman. Swingers, Go and The Bourne Identity are all great. Especially Go. Edge of Tomorrow is good too.
Weekend at Bernie's is funny. The sequel is funny too.
I like Star Wars. Empire Strikes Back is the best.
Watch Go, it's great.
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Fucking THIS
He has bad and good movies but he always makes his own shit and is uncucked as shit.
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Yeah it's basically the Terry Gilliam spin on La Jetee. I'd watch at least Primer and Children of Men out of that list.
You really enjoy the classics huh?
Hard to find a funny comedy sequel these days.
Don't make me post a stupid Princess Bride meme.
I like trash that's dumb enough to be entertaining yet obscure enough to be pretentious about.
next you'll be spamming "goon" or (((cuckchan maymays)), newfriend.
He also voted for Reagan.
He just votes for the ones that acts the least autistic.
The Holocaust didn't happen
they're classics for a reason
Good point,
12 monkeys and primer are examples of time travel done right.
I don't even know what I expected
Anyway Snowpiercer is still one of my favorite recently-released movies, even with all its flaws
Probably my favorite movie at the time being, but I'm just starting my delve into some classics, so what do I know?
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Here's a list of good movies:
Chaos Theory, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Memento, Cube 2 Hypercube, Timecrimes, Primer, Drive, Sherlock Holmes 1, Spiderman 2, Nightcrawler, Limitless, 50 First Dates, American Sniper, Oldboy, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Avatar, Spirited Away, The Best Offer, Groundhog day, Airplane, Tremors, American Psycho, Equilibrium, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, The Big Lebowski, Mad Max, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Terminal, Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, The Wedding Crashers, Rain Man, Phone Booth, The Wind Rises
god did I have a crush on SJP in that as a kid, holy shit
alright here's my list:
>3. It Follows
I'm sure some of this will warrant some buttmad replies because a third of it is definitely not Holla Forums-approved like Nightcrawler, It Follows, and Coraline. Also feel free to recommend movies based on my tastes, favorite genre is thriller if it wasn't obvious and least favorite is comedy and romance.
I just saw Green Room, this realistic violence freaks me out in a way that old violent movies didn't. And I'm old. I can't explain this shit. I could watch Mike Myers slice people up all day, but watching some cute girl get her throat torn out by dogs? Then this huge fucking close up on the wound? Damn. Makes me sick. I thought I was long desensitized to this shit.
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ISIS has way more hardcore shit
You should definitely watch Blue Ruin as well, it's directed by the same dude and I think it's almost as good in most ways (a lot of people think BR is better). It doesn't have quite as much violence but it's still certainly there, and it's less horror and more depressing.
What was so bad about Snowpiercer that triggered you? It absolutely wasn't perfect, but it was a good action movie with well executed action scenes and a neat setting.
This is a movie that I like.
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