We all know your first fap was on a movie. Now the question is: Which movie was it?

We all know your first fap was on a movie. Now the question is: Which movie was it?

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I can't remember the first, but carmen electra in good burger was the only movie to instantly get me hard to the point that I had to fap.

dude

One of those skinemax movies with that brunette with the huge tits that was in nearly all of them.

actually it wasn't a movie
it was this video

how old are you?

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21

a good one

Drawing scene from Titanic. Death Becomes Her was my second film, Blue Lagoon was third. After that I moved on to hardcore stuff, like Revenge of the Nerds.

My first fap was Julia Paes getting fucked by Big Macky in some Brazilian porn. Can't believe I remember that.

First thing I ever fapped to. 12 years old at the time.

Hard to believe this movie isn't even 10 years old. Or perhaps it's harder to believe that this movie is almost 10 years old.

Mulholland Drive.

I was in high school, and we were on a bus ride to a ski lodge a few hours away, good burger got voted to play.

Chris O'Donnel with Batman and Robin Forever.

Not a great movie, but I rewatched that thing a hundred times just for him.

First time I ever fapped was while watching a late night TV show called "Reel Wild Cinema" hosted by Sandra Bernhard. I can't remember what episode it was but it featured this segment that was a strip tease from the 60s (I think) and while I was watching it all of sudden my instincts took over and the next thing I knew my hand was covered in in a sticky white substance I couldn't identify.

It was either Liz Hurley in Bedazzled or that bit in American Pie where they find those two lesbians.

I had HBO faggot

real sex

National Geographic tribal bitches

But for movie probably The Last American Virgin or Fast Times at Ridgemont High

My parents used to love those 2 movies and watch them all the time. I used to have to close my eyes or cover my head with a blanket when the "bad" scenes were on

But when they left I'd pop in the VHS and rewind it to watch the nude scenes or drug scenes. I'd have to remember to rewind the video

A few times they caught me looking at "nasty" parts because I forgot to rewind the fucking tape

The presenter from Up All Night it was like dinner and a movie, both fairly old shows
Not really, first fap was alexis amore
First movie I guess was Chicago.

The birth of all my fetishes

Any of you here watch Robot Wars?

It was on BBC

I'm ready, NSA. Just get it over with already.

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I masturbated to Fashion TV when they used to have lingerie exhibitions.

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Youngfag detected

My first fap was over Denise Richards. I remember I was a big fan of Spin City at the time (preferred it with Michael J Fox but I still watched it when Charlie Sheen took over) and she guest starred in a few episodes (obviously when she was still married to Sheen) and I just thought she was incredibly hot.

So I decided one weekend when my dad was on a business trip or something that I was going to look at porn and jerk off and I remember trawling the internet for pictures of Denise Richards. I don't think I actually looked at Wild Things at the time, this was probably in the days of Dial-Up.

It makes me sad to think about Richards nowadays. She's basically just a web of veins.

Super Troopers.

Specifically, the scene where he jacks off to the speedometer. I knew of masturbation then but never tried it. That set me off in wanting to experiment.

Highlander 3, the asian hooker getting fucked. Knew it was a shit movie even then

he WHAT?

Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver.
I fapped so often that it actually hurt.

Gets his hand going 90mph

You masturbated on a bus?

Not a movie per se, but this music video. (Sorry about paragraphs, only 20 lines allowed)
It was the early noughts, and I had just discovered WinAmp.
WinAmp had an integrated Shoutcast browser, which had not only a selection radio stations as they do today, but also a selection of music videos. And I could stream them through Winamp, for free!
This blew my mind. You mean I could listen to like 5 (FIVE) Linkin Park songs free of charge? As many times as I wanted? With the music video? With crappy picture and sound?
Remember, this was before the days of YouTube, let alone Spotify and other streaming sevices. If you wanted digital music, you bought it (for which I needed income and a credit card), or pirated it (Which I didn't know how to do), or you streamed it, like I ended up doing. I was quite proud of this discovery, the little turd I was.

Around that time I had a friend in school who was really into 80s rock. I suppose his father had a collection, and my friend got me into it in turn, and so I would look up bands like AC/DC.
And there were four AC/DC songs/videos, if I recall correctly they were:
And
Which is the one embeded in this post.
I would watch the Sattelite blues video, and every now and then this lady would pop up for a second or two. For example at 0:37 & 1:25.
And this, I swear to god, made me feel like I needed to use the restroom. Or atleast I thought so at first. I figured it out after a while that this was a differernt type of compulsion, so I would pause the video, and Winamp would fade to a halt, so I had to time it a split second in advance. And if I missed, I'd have skip back on the video, and reload the stream. Sometimes the stream would crash. It was all very inefficient.
I didn't fap to it per se, my first fap and ejaculation was driven by pure imagination, and at this point in time I hadn't quite figured out that stroking was a key part to ejaculation. This just makes for a better, and much much sadder story.

I still wank over movies. I have absolutely no interest in porn

Yeah, it was a coach bus, with the dvd player and a bathroom

And people didn't comment on the fact that you fapped in the bathroom? And presumably left a big mess?

It was his first wank. Probably sqeezed a few strings out after a couple minutes.

why

This came on tv one day and oh boy. Went so hard i didn't even have to use my hand.

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A better question would be how. Wouldn't the bird fly away in the time it would take to bust a nut and shoot all over the bird?

poison ivy

Because yesterday was Independence Day

1 or 3? Because 3 was faptastic

Stripper, MD

not if you drug it first

This reminds me of a story I once read on Holla Forums.
In summary:
The man does.

Why is Holla Forums so retarded and autistic?

Might as well add Angelique, Deepthroat, and Akasha

Forgot Deepthroat

I've never jacked it to an actual movie.

Mt first fap was actually just using my imagination.

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wew

Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie

I came so many times

Not even one of them is real

L'année des Méduses

Some foreign film that was on a VHS tape of my dad's.

Trading Places maybe?

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fucking classic m8

I can't remember if it was this or the sex scene in Terminator.

Don't leave us hanging then, what was it about?

The Blue Lagoon gave me an incest fetish

FUCK YEAH

Porkies

what the fuck is that

Hellraiser 3 I think.

Close, Hellraiser V: Inferno

You don't know shit, my first fap was Dot from Animaniacs.

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