/got/ general - off-season #4

And how is that supposed to work?

It's pretty simple. He just watches the show and transcribes it into written form.

And how is that supposed to work given that the past events of the book are totally different?

Just do what any good writer would and retcon everything.

I can see the lazy fuck doing as much of this as he can well not really, D&D's plotting is far too simplistic and predictable for his liking

Yeah, but he's very lazy.

but there's not much useful stuff in D&D's material. half of their plotlines couldn't even be reconciled with the books and the other half is just straightforward fanservice. no real intrigue, red herrings, travel chapters (in fact quite the opposite), magical mystery bullshit or any of that stuff gurm loves to waste everyone's time with.

Please God no.

Are you fucking mad

Or just get all the scripts together and add chapter titles and send em off to the printers

Or just hire a guy to write down what he says inbetween eating a whole chicken and sucking down a big gulp

VARYS I

Varys had never been to Dorne. The air had a horrible mustiness, the dunes uncomfortable under the hot sun. He was glad he was dressed only in his ornate robe. Diplomacy and sweat, he found, did not mix. At least he would not chafe at the thighs. He smiled, remembering the dwarf's jape.

VARYS II

It was no easy feat to travel to Mereen, but the Dragon Queen's ships were fast. Still, the journey had been long and fraught with danger, spanning two of the most perilous days of his life. Why he did not choose to simply stay in Dorne waiting for his envoy to return, having never met Daenerys himself, he did not know. He hoped she would not be the one to find out he had ordered her entire family dead. Nevertheless, standing behind his queen and making an 'I just passed wind face' was important. Pycelle would not be the only one who had perfected the art of a undulating sphincter.

Have you guys ever considered that maybe GRRM does have integrity? And that he's just really fucking lazy?

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GRRM is a fat retard, but no, Holla Forums will never write anything because they're all critics who lack a single creative bone in their body.

I support this. Holla Forums's The Winds of Winter. Starting with obligatory epilogue pov that dies.

It's called a prologue when it comes at the start.

I was about to correct myself but you beat me to it.

smh fam

what

Varys was the one who advised sending assassins after Dany in AGoT/Season 1 and its implied he was the one behind her being chased by assassins for her whole childhood. That why him being a secret Targaryen loyalist is questionable.

*at least on the show

In the book, him backing Aegon makes the assassination attempts on Viserys/Dany make perfect sense.

He's a Targaryen loyalist who used subterfuge and incompetent assassins to appease Robert.

Haven't watched in a couple seasons. Can anyone give a webm recap of the female nudity I've missed?

So predictable and edgey fuck this show

I just thought about this.
Is TWoW the literary equivalent of Half-Life 3 now?

No

The way I see it Fatman can only end the series in one of two ways. Either he ends it like a traditional fantasy story and the "good guys" win in the end, he wouldn't subvert anything and it'd be boring and predictable. Or the white walkers win, it would be a nice piss in the faces of his fans but he'd get endless shit over it and it would make the series feel even more pointless.

My guess is that he doesn't have the balls to do the later and will go with the former.

I thought I had the Bad Pussy one but can't seem to find it.

The Fatman is going to die first lol

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no. if HL3 ever came out, it might actually be good

but I thought it was established he also made sure the assassins would never succeed?

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Anyone else a bit sad smirkfu is dead? She was the one female character who got her way by being smart and using her womanly charm to her advantage, rather than having everything handed to her by men just because she got boosy between legs like all the """strong""" women on the show (Dany with mah drugoons and a legion of beta orbiters doing everything for her, Sansa with Jon fighting for her and CIA wanting her boosy, Cersei who only gets away with her retarded decisions because her father built the strongest house in Westeros etc.)

I was kinda hoping we'd see her get out of the shit Cersei has caused through clever maneuvering, and eventually get back at Cersei. Instead she just dies and her entire plot is kind of pointless.

nah, she was far too realistic. we need more fantasy stronk wimmin with magic plot armor and cuck servants.

heh

Yeah, at first I liked her because she looked good and then she grew on me.

That's just D&D.

While we're on about wasteful death. Lancel went from being a whiny faggot, to a whiny manwhore to a zealot warrior, he definitely had the potential to become interesting. We also lost his dad, Ser Kevan, a loyal and decent man who never did anything wrong, but now he's dead after only being "that guy who doesn't like Cersei and looks severe**

to be fair, Kevan was meant to be killed either way, it's just the show version of it is dumbed down and misses the intrigue as usual.

I feel like D and D are like an ex-gf that was into edging me and them playing with my blue, swollen balls.

makes me think whatever little intrigue and mystery happened there was only an unintended byproduct.

Neither does Martin. He's too busy eating pizzas and whining about the Rabid Puppies to devote time to writing.

I really want him to die so every fucker that is still a fan of this turd series never gets to read the end.

Surely he has an idea, since these characters were introduced/fleshed out in 2000, 2005 and 2011.

Link? I'm interested in 14th century sauces

He hasn't had a fucking clue what he's doing since the third book, which is why each new release requires more and more time to get published.

He's dug himself into a hole and can't write himself out of it.

You have to wonder when the audience will get tired of getting blue balled and fuck off to something else that rewards them for their time

D and D have an answer: just kill them all until they don't have to pay anyone major.

The audience has changed. Somewhere along the line we've become Michael Bay's Transformers. I'm not even being snobby; the original audience of the show weren't as easily impressed by asplosions.

Never. All Tweedledum and Tweedledee need to do is make more shit explore, more blood splatter, and more nekkid boobs and sex on screen.

The average goyim actually deserves getting fucked over by the Jew.

this. ever since the red wedding and the other one where Joffrey died, it has transformed into medieval fantasy WWE/cheap thrills for plebs. it's become that show where "everyone gets killed duuude".

>"Don't you call him that." Then the words came spilling out of Theon in a rush. He tried to tell her all of it, about Reek and the Dreadfort and Kyra and the keys, how Lord Ramsay never took anything but skin unless you begged for it. He told her how he'd saved the girl, leaping from the castle wall into the snow. "We flew. Let Abel make a song of that, we flew." Then he had to say who Abel was, and talk about the washerwomen who weren't truly washerwomen. By then Theon knew how strange and incoherent all this sounded, yet somehow the words would not stop. He was cold and sick and tired… and weak, so weak, so very weak.
looks like he's at least somewhat aware of his own bullshit

And people wonder why it takes him a decade to release a book.

of course it takes that long when he gets stuck trying to write himself out of a plotline that shouldn't even be there. see: Meereen. Dany only becomes relevant to the main story once her inevitable invasion happens. anything she does up until that point is a prequel eg. completely pointless filler.

funnily enough, D&D seem to have grasped this fairly well as her season six appearances were just a bunch of fanservice scenes. they gutted the retarded Meereen plot, concluded the pointless battle of Meereen in like 10-15 minutes and finally moved her to the invasion phase.

meanwhile the fat fuck will probably waste half of TWOW to get there and start the actual Dany story.

Thoughts on her body of work?

Yet here we are, fifth book out and Dany is further away from her invasion of Westeros than she was at the beginning of book one.

She's a shit character. I basically started skipping her chapters from book 4 onward since fuckall of interest ever happened.

I see no way he can tie everything up in "just" two more books. If he's not dead by the release of TWOW expect an announcement of one or two more books added to the series soon after.

GRRM has confirmed Tyrion will meet Dany 'halfway' through TWOW.

Her downes syndrome kind of ruins it.

Calling it now, the last chapter of TWOW will be Dany preparing to invade Westeros.

Well, it kinda makes sense since the show has reserved her invasion for the final act of the series. Likely she'll invade then realise the Others are the real threat.

this would be priceless

jesus fucking christ. I hope at least it will be written from Tyrion's POV so we can have a reveal about Dany being batshit crazy.

gurm is a cheeky little sexist tbh

Nigger, that means that her invasion now has to run parallel to the war with the Others (and I have no fucking clue where Martin plans to fit that shit in), the ongoing civil war in Westeros, all the conspiracies that need to get resolved, some sort of epilogue to tie everything up and give the audience some idea of where the (still living) characters are.

How the fuck can you fit all of that in one book? Especially when book 6 is likely going to be wasted on more pointless filler and trying to untangle the clusterfuck of unnecessary shit that has been muddling the narrative up for five books?

And here we have another example of more pointless shit that adds nothing to the plot, beyond letting people run in circles speculating about whether he is a false Trag or not.

Having read GRRM's other work, Preston has a point; he will likely end it in an anticlimatic note. The humans will likely make peace with the Others and avoid a war through diplomacy. At most there will be a skirmish where the dragons tangle with the Others.

People who haven't been expecting it since ASOS like I have will be majorly butthurt.

I am willing to be that, like how LF's line to Sansa is pilfered from a tWoW chapter, Dany and Tyrion's meeting in the show is pilfered from another tWoW chapter; it'll be a Tyrion PoV where he's being a little shit and saying 'idk if you deserve MY service, Your Grace'.

Tyrion should have stayed a circus dwarf. It's where he belongs.

I disagree

Martin seems to be going with the idea that the Others are more of a construct than a people. My guess is the show and the books haven't diverged on this point.

The Others are like the Doomsday machine from Star Trek; a rampaging weapon that is out of control. I wouldn't be surprised if they were activated again by a 'dead man's switch' or some shit that the Children couldn't access anymore.

Or they could be the final weapon of the Je… I mean, Children, to once and for all rid the world of the dirty go… I mean, humans.

I do like that theory too, but I suspect in adding to that that the Others have developed their own culture and ethnicity in a sort of Frankensteinian parallel. So they're probably a created weapon that has sentience far greater than readers give them credit for.

Therefore, the circumstances that created them will need to be mitigated, like you said, through a 'dead man's switch', but that this will be achieved peacefully, sort of like an anti-nuclear armistice.

GRRM's hamfisted message is probably that creating your Other construct/weapon ends up giving it more power than you can ever dream of until you yourself can't control it, so you need to find a way to deactivate the weapon/understand the Other.

Basically ASOIAF is a giant USSR parallel, and Jonaerys is Gorbachev.

I wanted to post the same pic. ABsolute perfection

remember gurm's original plans of just three books where it would've been the Stark-Lannister war followed by Dany's invasion followed by the battle against the Others? shit really got out of control

that definitely was the turning point. he should've done the timeskip and started the invasion arc. of course he couldn't because the end of ASOS was already a mess that had to be resolved.

probably true. it's just fucking annoying that TWOW will be wasted on these stupid S6 plot points. like I can picture the first half being about just the battle itself going down and Dany returning, and then the other half will be her ruling the city with Tyrion so they can become a team for the invasion. then see you again in 10 years for this useless plotline to actually start getting somewhere.

fuck you I'm a gardener

She was sort of cute when she was younger but the more she ages the worst she looks. Unlike fine wine, she doesn't age well.

MUAAAAGGGGHH THE WOMEN

You forgot to check my trips of truth!
What's wrong with it?

Have you seen how fat the guy is?

Just like most women, and especially the ones cast in GoT.

The men, meanwhile, seem to mutate into manlets the further into the plot we go.

Second part meant for .

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wew

I did not forget.

I don't know, Jaime looks better now than he did earlier, although that may just be me, Davos is still Davos, Jon always was a manlet and most of the others are more or less dead, dying, mutilated or on their bowing in front of their female overlords.

Maisie's hobgoblin face could be considered cute on a teenage girl, but it really doesn't work anymore.

But she is still under 20. Isn't she the loveliest hobgoblin out there?

I'd have to check, but I think GRRM said the Others have no culture to speak of.

Please spoiler the furfag shit.

What?

other things GRRM said:
-there will not be a generic all-evil race in ASOIAF like the orcs in LotR
-characters won't come back from dead without paying a heavy price
-Dance will come out in 2006

The white walkers are evil? If they are sentient bio-weapons, then they can't be considered evil, because aweapon on itself is nothing. The hand that guides the weapon, now that is the one that needs to be considered.
Because he wants to take revenge on those who made him a monster and also he wants to fulfill his destiny?

He said we will see more of them, though he's not sure he can call what they have a 'culture'.

However, I think we should. They have a language, they have war tactics, they even laugh and talk in inflection.

If they don't have some sort of culture/sentience, GRRM is a hack.

That's just pointless semantics. They have been portrayed as a mindless force of malice throughout all the past books.

Well, if you want, you can say that Jon now knows that there is nothing on the other side, and he has to live with this knowledge. Also, the slaugther of his men by the Bolton-army weighs heavily upon his shoulders, not to mention that he still doesn't find himself worthy of living again.
Just looking for another perspective. It's not an undeniable truth…

Also he seems to have become a death seeker in spite of this. That's an interesting concept but they don't explore it on the show; that he knows there is nothing on the other side but would like to stay there.

She's just begging to be blacked isn't she.

What makes you think she hasn't already?

We would know.

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What is the relation between those two? Because here in Europe, nearly everyone has piercings, ugly huge ear-widening rings, tribal tattoos and shit like this. Men as well as women. They all want to be blacked?

Yes. Kidding aside, it's slut signaling and if there is one thing niggers and wiggers like it's sluts, you're basically advertizing that you have no respect for your god given body

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Why else would they import groids in droves?

I had some moles surgically removed from my body last year. That also means the same, doesn't it, because I wasn't satisfied with my body in the way God made it to be, no?

Wew lad your waifu a shit

Those are her best parts

Depends, they were potentially malicious moles right? If you just removed them because you wanted a spotless skin, you're a faggot, and no, it's no the same thing anyway. All of what you cited in is slut signaling, also applies to men, the special snowflake type of slut signaling.

Maisie still has my love for her

Who hasn't paid the price?

Here you go. Try not to get hungry. You will.
thepiratebay.org/torrent/8737520/A_Feast_of_Ice_and_Fire_-__GEORGE_R.R._MARTIN

I'd forgotten about that prick, it is truly incredible the amount of garbage that has been cut from the story in making the show and yet it still manages to be utter shite.

How bookfags can even live with themselves I have no idea. Is it commonplace to skip dany chapters the same way a lot of people seem to fast forward through dany scenes?

I was a bookfag and I pretty much skipped every fucking Dany chapter in the last two books.

The really hilarious part is that those chapters are so utterly disconnected from everything else you can just rip them straight out and the main plotline remains unchanged.

Who the fuck starts reading this series for the plot?
That's what the show is for. The books are for the characterization and growth.

What is it with you people? You think any of these characters are that fascinating?

Holy shit they're fucking horribly written though
The fat fuck couldn't just be pleased with explaining Varys buying someone's child off them, no screw that he's got to explain every little far fetched fucking detail about the whole affair in some puerile attempt at appearing erudite.

I could write paragraphs about how pathetically mediocre gurms writing is.

Yes pal, we're not into bestiality, spoiler that shit

what part of
wew lad
don't you understand?

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Why else would I be here if not to talk about the characters?

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To mock the fat fuck and his godawful writing?

That sort of falls under "talking about the characters".

It's not just the characters that are shit.

It's the prose, the worldbuilding, the plot, pretty much everything is shit.

well, her ADWD chapters are utterly pointless and she ends up further away from her goals than where she started.

To talk about the plot, which is more interesting than how sad Sandor Clegane is right now.

Not convinced plot is more interesting?

What stands out more:

The Viper/Mountain fight

Or

The time Cat was worried about Ned in King's Landing.

That's because the books are written from the PoV of characters that hate them.

Go for it. I'd like to hear it.

And they hate them because their stated goal is to shoah all the homo sapiens they can find.

If I did not have a luxurious neckbeard she'd make me question my virility.

god I hated that stupid bitch

No, they hate them because they're scared of them. They don't have any stated goals, just observed ones. Did I miss the chapter where Jon Snow goes and talks to the Night's King like he's the dumb Sovereign hologram from Mass Effect 1 or something?

I don't get this need to humanize the Others. There is absolutely no proof whatsoever that they are good, and a mountain of evidence that they are bad.

All of these acts were made with no attempt to communicate with the Humans. They are unprovoked acts of aggression by a group of constructs designed to eradicate Humans by the desperate losers of an ancient war.

The fact that they attack Children and Giants means it isn't some specific grievance against Humanity either, but a desire to just kill everyone.

We really need to step up the lewds for next season. Also have a GoT Spankanonthron.

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no more lewds user, the feminazi censors have done their jobs. and every display of boobies shall be followed up by a complementary full frontal dick-shot for equality.

Remember though, don't sexualize her!

You know, just like she told everyone, not to sexualize her or see her in a sexual light? You wouldn't want to go against her wishes, would you?

Reminds me of when Nathalie Emmanuel tweeted about how thankful and flattered she was to be named some magazine's sexiest woman, and then literally a month later tweeted something along the lines of "I dream of a day when women will be looked at for their minds and not their bodies."

Thank you user, these people are so sexist! Can't they tell that an intelligent, strong, independent woman like me would never sexualize herself? What's wrong with them?

Have they ever appreciated a woman for her mind instead of her body?

so did he give her the mountain?

Why do people like her again? She clearly has shit taste in men

What's wrong with killing everyone? Westeros and the entire known world is a shithole. All the good characters are dead, all the fuckheads are winning, let the Others wipe them all out.

Different people like different things, don't take it personally.

Contrary to your very obvious worldview, not everyone takes everything personally like you apparently do. Projection is a hell of a drug.

At any rate, people who gauge their ears are objectively shit, especially since they are usually the people pumping my gasoline or bringing me my food.

She did by herself idiot

Is that it? Shit couple of seasons then tbh

That's my point, faggot. She's a flaming hypocrite. Why do Maisiefags like her so much?

I think someone on the show said they drastically cut down on the amount of female nudity and sex because they got so many complaints from feminists the first four seasons about how their show "objectifies" women.

Nah there was a few more, but the first webm was the highlight of past seasons. They are not even trying anymore.

Why do people take Feminism seriously again?

I don't know. Is like asking faggots why they love Chandler Riggs or why Bronies love MLP

My theory is fetishism + autism

who /durksansa/ here

Because, now that we've suffered discomfort to build civilization, now that we have it, women should never ever
NEVER. EVER.
suffer
ANY
discomfort. Does keeping out violent, low-IQ Muslims make women feel uncomfortable about maybe being rayycis? Yes, so we must let in 5 million nearly retarded rapists with a medieval religion! Does women being fat make them uncomfortable? Yes, that's society's fault, they don't need to eat less, everyone else has to change! Do mean words hurt women's feelings? Yes, so everyone else must suffer in silence if the effect is women don't suffer any discomfort.

lol no

I have come to the realization that , in the last couple months, I have completely fetishized Sophie Turner. I am wholly infatuated with her. It makes no sense what so ever. I never even noticed her like that the entire time I watched GoT and knew about her existence. Then, quite suddenly, I just "noticed" her, and it was all downhill from there. She is all I've thought about.

I'm not a complete fucking loser detached from reality, so I am fully aware how fucking ridiculous these feelings are. I can't help it. It has to run its course, though it is taking longer than I'd hoped. I think it was finally seeing her personality that triggered me into this state. Would it be awesome to have a friend like her? Shit yeah. A lover? Shit yeah. Every woman I've ever been with always lacked something, something I see in Sophie. I know I will never be with Sophie Turner, but it would be pretty great If I found someone similar. And for this infatuation to finally end already, because it's pissing me off. I never get like this.

Thank you! How do I open an epub file?

That means nothing to me

I appreciate your films, Maisie!

That equals bad taste

I like her, because she is not your average evryday beauty, or not a girl who pops into people's minds if you say the word beautiful. Also she is a good actress, reagrdless of what she does in GoT, just watch Cyberbully or The Falling for proof. So far she acted in interesting projects, but now, yeah, I have to admit, she will be in stupid shit like iBoy and The Forest of Teeth and Nails or what. And when she was younger and fatter, she was really genuinly funny as a person.

Show me one that is lovelier then!
Yeah, this is reaaaaally a valid argument…

All I know is she looks like she could ride a dick for hours. She is god-tier fit these days.

She doesn't strike me as liking butt stuff though, so that's a minus

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Butt she does

wew lad

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Who /eyebrowfu/ here?

it's a shame excessive eyebrow movement doesn't burn enough calories to keep her fat ass in shape. plus in a few years her forehead's gonna look like an accordion

Does she do that consciously, like, is she making the effort to do it? Or is it completely subconscious, where she doesn't even realize she's doing it? How does this work?

I would seriously rather develop an anal fissure and eat a case of laxatives than read those authors. They are probably the most overrated/awful authors in human history.

I only like her because she's cute and chubby. Her acting is shit and I can't really stand her.

Was Oberyn such a ripoff in the books too?

Her acting is okay, she just has no range. She can only play demure scared little girl season 1 Dany, not desperate beggar Dany or savage jungle bitch Dany.

not only that, but she can't even be arsed to stay in shape for the role anymore. she was so stocky in 6x10 it looked hilarious. I thought Dany was supposed to be hot?

you kiddin m8?

just look at the wide variety of emotions she displays in a single scene

She's supposed to be very wiry from her time with the Dothraki; GRRM makes a point to say her legs chafed but no longer do because she's so fit.

Show Dany seems to have gone even further in the other direction.

show Dany's legs probably chafe from rubbing against each other when she walks

It's basically Linda Hamilton Terminator 2 versus Lena Dunham.

well, if I remember correctly she was at her fittest around S2. also in S3 (and even S4 maybe) she could still get away with revealing dresses.

I seriously hope they'll get her ass on a treadmill before S7 shooting starts because she was fucking fat in the finale.

Guys a chav looking mook but holy fuck she's gorgeous 9 / 10 would wife

I want to put my cork in the bunghole of her pork.

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She looks like Pauline "Big Red" Hanson in that photo.

incidentally, 'Big Red' is also the nickname of Sophie's vagina

Have you tried the Sophie special at KFC? Two large breasts, two hot thighs and one tight red box.

you forgot one receding hairline

That was very good, but

she's getting BLACKED either way

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save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Excuse me?

In other words you have a thing for munters, and like the hambeasts in denial you try to disguise how much of a fetishist and retard you are with flamboyant words

you know what you did

again
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Her body is very hot. If you deny that, you are gay. Say that she is a butterface, I'm okay with that, not everyone is into the same thing. For example, I find Anna Kendrick ugly, because I think her face resembles a rat. Still, she has great tits, I can't deny that. And a lot of people want to bang her. Same thing with Maisie. So the "I find her ugly, that means she is objectively ugly" is not valid.

My taste is not an argument. It's just an obsession and it's funny. What you say is basically "I disagree, so you are wrong". That's not an argument, it's a bias.

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this is literally the only thing worth watching on TV. Even if it is tripe.

You're beneath contempt.

I was about to call you a faggot, but then I realized I don't watch anything else on television.

Ray Donovan started again two weeks ago. It ain't perfect but has its moments.

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The 10" donkey dick leaves her the most satisfied

Dear god, these are the best pictures ever! The second one especially, 11/10 on Maisie scale.

Hey Maisie :) Dinner when?

nigga have you ever even seen a donkey dick?

My sides

hownew.ru

Who is the third guy with them? Why would a couple take some third guy along? Also
;_;

their bull ofc

someone needs to fuck Maisie while her bf watches. it's not like she can do it herself

Is this some lewd implication?

:o
Does Maisie's bf strike you as a cuckold?

No idea

By the way, she dressed like that for a beyoncé concert, where she went with a nigress and some other girl. Why is she so dumb at times, Sir Maisiefag?

I don't even want to know how that night ended, urgh.
Does this mean there are more pictures?

I bet he has a handmade Swiss clock that, when it strikes an even hour, a bird comes out and yells "CUCKOLD! CUCKOLD! CUCKOLD!"

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Sounds delicious, post more!

here's a special meal I made just for you

Do you think Emilia excelled during her casting? Are there any audition tapes?

So Danny is gonna win in the end right? She's the most likely to win no? Even though she brings hoards of sand niggers.

Someone gave up on the gravy

Only >le trope subversion can stop her now, what else? Cersei with weakened army (how many men does she have left?) and probably hated by people now? Euron with no ships? Jon as King in the Norf is obviously going to join her to fight the zombies. There's still a chance she might die doing so, because leaving both Jon and Dany alive would be too cheesy. Besides Jon already dying once and killing him again being bad writing, we already know for sure he survives.

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now you know how your mom feels in the morning

Why did they have to make an idiot out of Tyrion? The scene in Ep3 where he was negotiating with slavers was promising. Okay, it turned out wrong, but was
really necessary?

I doubt they'll ever show those tapes to anyone

and since D&D don't care about that, she pretty much wins by default

It's inappropriate in some cultures, you know.

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they completely cucked Tyrion. now he's just another Dany Sue fanboy. I know earlier his life depended on getting in her good graces, but other than that there's simply no reason for him to take Dany seriously as a person.

What a convincing audition for GoT role it had to be…

Rude

Gotta be there to prep the mighty dragon.

Why can I post short replies, but longer ones don't get through? Do we have a letter limit like Twitter now?

How exactly did she convince Tyrion she would make a good ruler? And while we're at it, how did she convince the audience?

The ending is supposed to be the same as in the books (But different paths leading to it) and Gurm is very fond of Dany, so it doesn't look very good. Our only hope is GRRM's trope subversion memery and D&D's love of shocks making her fall off a dragon or something.

She must be a real joy to date, likely being one of those girls who constantly checks her phone during dinner.

Unrelated question, but what are the odds of Sophie Turner eventually Lohan-ing herself? Also poast more Sophie buttslut pics

She doesn't do that when she enjoys her date :) Little does she know that Boyega is actually gay
You've probably read the rumours and saw photos suggesting her… bohemian lifestyle, but Lohan was an extreme case. I doubt Sophie is on coke, pills and booze 24/7, she seems to be sobered up occasionally. Would you party with her, user?

Is he going to ride one of them eventually? No lewdness intended.

other than Tyrion being a dragon fanboy and having a hard-on for her, she didn't.
muh dragons.

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yeah I read somewhere that the ending is supposed to be gurm's last holy shit revelation moment to D&D from the books. maybe the nigit king will rape her to death or something.

Already forgot about this, haha. Are D&D going to follow thorugh with it? The tension here was pretty high.

They're rusing us, user. Saying this gives D&D freedom to change the story as they see fit and aids the marketing of the books at the same time.
Please happen

Her S1 Dany was so-so, past that it's not just lack of range, but painful to watch at times. Dany character being so annoying doesn't help that plotline either.

Low-test males detected

I don't even care anymore tbh. meme midget is dead to me.

I hoped he would become more than Dany's lackey too :( Such a shame, Tyrion used to be one of the most interesting characters and Dinklage's S1-S4 acting was great.

Sleep is overrated anyway

no escaping the black hole that is Dany Sue I guess. as for Dinklage, I'm willing to bet he fucking hates his character now.

An even greater twist: So is Sophie.

Actually it isn't really news these days. Boyega checking his phone i that pic is pretty hilarious. Reminds me of the scene with Sansa and Loras where Loras could barely contain his disgust.

I doubt it. He was in Pixels. My guess is he goes from work to work.

>She filched one anyway, and ate it on her way out. It was stuffed with chopped nuts and fruit and cheese, the crust flaky and still warm from the oven. Eating Ser Amory’s tart made Arya feel daring. Barefoot sure-foot lightfoot, she sang under her breath. I am the ghost in Harrenhal. —A CLASH OF KINGS

1 bottle inexpensive sweet red wine, such as a Shiraz
1½ cups honey
½ cup red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon Poudre Forte
½ cup chopped dates or prunes
½ cup currants
1 cup fresh or dried figs, if available (if not, substitute your favorite berries), diced
Crumbled candied nuts (optional, but delicious)
1 batch Medieval Sweet Dough (another recipe in the book)
Vegetable oil for frying

Bring the wine and honey to a boil, then reduce the heat and skim off the foam until the liquid is clear. Add the vinegar, poudre forte, and fruits; return the mixture to a boil, then reduce the heat to a low simmer. Keep an eye on the fruit as you proceed—do not overreduce it! The syrup should lightly coat the back of a spoon and reduce by about a third to a half.
Roll the sweet dough to about ¼-inch thickness on a floured board, then use a circular cutter or drinking glass to cut out circles about 2 inches in diameter.
Pour a shallow layer of oil into a skillet or pan and place it over medium-high heat until hot. Working a few at a time, gently slip dough circles into the oil and fry until they are lightly browned and very crisp. Transfer the fried circles to paper towels to drain. Arrange the cakes on a serving platter, then spoon on just enough of the fruit mixture to cover each disk. Sprinkle with candied nuts. The yellowish cakes and the red topping make an interesting contrast in colors, and the wine will soften the cakes.
Just for you Maisiefags

What a lovely choice recipe, thanks user :3 Saved to my got.txt, will attempt sometime and post results here, haha. But how do I into Medieval Sweet Dough? Will standard dough do? Have you tried any of these recipes yourself?

This, plus he was in some Melissa McCarthy "comedy" recently. He's probably glad he's still associated with GoT, even though Tyrion past S4 is a caricature. The only other respectable projects I remember him in are Human Nature and Station Agent, and that was 15 and 13 years ago.

What about Leamington Spa then? Is she bisexual?

Did they forget about the Best Priestess?

He was good in Living in Oblivion too.

That's amazing, downloading whole movie right now. In Bruges obviously took some inspiration from this.

4½ cups flour
2 cups sugar
Pinch of salt
2 teaspoons saffron (optional)
½ cup cold water, plus more if needed

In a large bowl, mix together the flour, sugar, and salt. Dissolve the saffron by letting it sit in the cold water, then gradually work the water into the flour to make a smooth dough, similar to pie pastry. To achieve the right consistency, you may not use all the saffron water, or you may have to sprinkle in a little extra water.

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Blind Items Revealed #16

CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS » blind items revealed / by Enty

January 8, 2016

It is that time of the year. Bani is in town. For those of you new to the site, you can read about Bani, the world’s largestcelebrity sex broker here. Last week Bani was in Miami and this week, as is his custom, he is in town for the Golden Globes. Since the posts last year, Bani has been swamped with requests from agents/managers/people of celebrities who want to get in on the action. Even though I never shared any information, it didn’t take long for people to find who they needed to find. His meetings last week in Miami were extensive and this week here in LA he has been busy for 15-16 hours a day meeting and speaking with reps of celebrities hoping to cash in on the celebrity sex trade.

One thing he has noticed over the past year is that many celebrities, especially the higher profile ones no longer want to go to Dubai for these meetings. They want them to either be in Mykonos or in the Med this spring and summer or some new destination. Only the higher profile celebrities really have this option. They know that if it is reported they are in Dubai, that everyone immediately knows what they are doing there, no matter how good the cover story. Other destinations at least give some wiggle room.

Another change since last year is that, much like Hollywood, superheroes, or at least the women who star on shows with superheroes or are superheroes themselves are big business. Not such big business is reality television. He blames the UK reality market for that. Too much saturation as they swarm all over Dubai and have really lowered the demand and prices. there were two notable exceptions to the reality doldrums. They will be listed below. Another change Bani has noticed since last year is his ability to reach out to an agent or manager directly and discuss “business opportunities” in Dubai and have the agent/manager/rep know exactly what it is about and give a yes or no fairly quickly. This has allowed Bani to go through the “shopping list” quickly and to focus on deals that can get done.

Yacht season in the Med is still the number one requested time of the year. He thinks it is two fold. One, the filming season for shows is over and also the stars add some vacation time to the end or can arrange for some day long visit to the various film festivals/conventions going on in the region during that time period so they can also get the studio/festival organizer give them some money/cover.

Below are the biggest 50 celebrities either who have signed up or who are desired. Those who are simply desired rather than committed have an **** after their description.

#25 – Young Game Of Thrones actress… Sophie Turner

#26 – Much more well known GOT actress… Emilia Clarke

It's an overlooked classic. Especially good if you've ever worked on a low budget movie.

Yes

Hey, it was bloody late! You think I'm a filthy liar?

You have to get Holla Forums gold Maisieship

Where would you guys live? Where would you travel?

Also when reading the battles how come its normally like 2k vs 4k. Most battles only have 5k soldiers or less battles.

In real life we can look at battles and they were many battles are in the 10-40k soldiers amount. Why are there so little amount of soldiers in GOT's besides a few handful of battles. Shit in 1 battle like the battle of Cannae there were 50k dead on 1 side. 50K!!

Here you only see 1k vs 1.5k

Please let me post.

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Link because 8ch wont let me post pic.

Trips confirm, she is

What wa sthe point in introducing her? Then she disappeared and then the only reference to her was with the black priestess

Wait a second…

Where the hell is that?

how many people were in the battle of the bastards? because Robb's host used to be ~20k people, of which he sacrificed 2k as a diversion. though probably a bunch more died.

2,400 on Jon's side, 6,000 on Ramsay's side, unknown number of Knights of the Vale.

Apparently Robb's host was only 6,000 men at the Red Wedding, when all of it, sans the Bolton parts, were wiped out at the Red Wedding.

Stannis's force that attacked King's Landing in the Battle of the Blackwater was roughly 105,000 strong. 5,000 died in the Wildfire. The King's Landing Garrison was only around 5,000 strong themselves, the combined Lannister/Tyrell reinforcements at the end numbered over 60,000.

When Stannis marched on Winterfell, he had 1,300 men left by the time he arrived, vs. around 2000 Bolton cavalry in the field, plus an additional 3,000 Boltons in the garrison.

How did Stannis lose over 90k?

I seriously doubt this

My mistake, Stannis's host numbered 25,000 at the Blackwater. Renly's army was over 100,000 strong when Stannis laid siege to Storm's End with his 5,000 men. After Renly's assassination, 20,000 of Renly's men joined Stannis.

The King's Landing Garrison was 5,000 strong, plus 4,000 Goldcloaks and 1,000 Lannister men-at-arms under Tyrion. Tywin and Mace's relief force was over 60,000 men.

5,000 of Stannis's men died in the Wildfire explosion. Several thousand King's Landing defenders died, and only a few hundred in the relief force died. Stannis's exact losses are not stated anywhere, but when he returned to Dragonstone, the entire military power of the Stormlands had been annihilated, he only had a few thousand men left.

Yeah dont believe that I dont think even the consular double legions would barely have made half the number of losses

Welcome to /got/

sounds more like GRRM tbh

And he is totally unrelated to these threads, huh?

top kek

Friendly reminder that in the show, only one unmanned galley rigged with Wildfire was destroyed on the Iron Throne's side.

In the books, Tyrion knowingly and intentionally sacrificed the entire royal navy. And all of the ships were fully staffed. They weren't even skeleton crews, all the associated crewmen and marines were sacrificed. Over 39 War Galleys were incinerated, plus every single hulk, barge, skiff, ferry, wherry, and rowboat.

it's really telling that the first 3 books took 4 seasons to adapt and then with AFFC/ADWD they ran out of material in a single season.

probably because book Stannis wouldn't have been retarded enough to let a single, obvious fire ship sail into his formation.

goddamn, she's fat as fuck

hard to tell when she's wearing a bedsheet

you can see the fat on her arms

Why are her fingers so red?

meth fingers

how did she manage to get fatter on meth?

she probably eats so much that without meth she would now be one of those people who need to be lifted out of bed with a construction crane

probably why Drogon refused to carry her any further in S5 and decided to fuck off and roid up instead.

I missed /got/'s reaction to the finale. What did everyone think? What did it get right, what was mediocre and what was awfully wrong?

everything

The Sept of Baelor explosion and the lead up to it was kinda cool.
Everything else a shit.

- Despite all its silliness, Cersei's storyline wasn't half bad.
- Their decision to cut the Meereen conflict short and just fucking get on with Dany's invasion.
- Sam's travel time.
- Hold the door.
- Theater troupe in Braavos.
- Sandor Clegane.
- Sweetrobin autism.
- Jon's storyline.
- Siege of Riverrun.
- R+L = J
- Sam's storyline.

- Timeline and teleporting characters.
- Every scene featuring Dany.
- Everything about Ramsay.
- CIA's flightplan.
- Everything about Dorne.
- DUDE TWO SWORDS LMAO
- Tyrion and the cardboard negroes
- Tyrion in general
- Brienne
- Salsa
- Arya's storyline.
- Zombie Mountain does practically nothing.
- Greyjoys
- No direwolves.
- muh gurl power

I would pay for a Gordon Ramsay style show ala Kitchen Nightmares where GRRM gets served medieval foods by the GoT cast and we have to watch him eat them and autistically giggle whilst his beard becomes stained.

this would push back the release date of TWOW another five years to 2048

it actually would

lel

So, I was thinking last night; which show is more pozzed now: American Horror Story, or GoT?

I seriously think GoT has overtaken AHS in that department. The only thing AHS has is very pro-gay shit, whereas GoT has pozzed everything; because AHS takes place in different time periods/features different time period ghosts, it tends to portray different eras neutrally and leave their faults up to the viewer (at least compared to GoT, which is hilarious because AHS' showrunners are huge progressive faggots).

I seriously even think AHS: Coven had less hamfisted grrrrllll power than GoT, because it made sense in the setting.

GoT is has become very hamfisted in its messages.

BRAVO GRRGM

So much travelling; it's actually kind of infuriating and frustrating that he doesn't write when he travels.

How heavy do you think his shit computer running DOS is?

half of his books consist of travel chapters anyway, he might as well.

He has a laptop that he uses for non-writing stuff. He's autistic/creature of habit and thinks the DOS computer is like a typewriters cos he's be typing on it since the fucking mid-90s.

any excuse to avoid writing

Yeah, his asspatters seem oblivious to the fact that he became a writer not to write but he enjoys the lifestyle of being a celebrity writer.

Which I'd be fine with if he were like Stephen King, who actually WRITES no matter how shitty he is.

imagine if he had to learn using MS Word and had internet access on the PC he was using to write though.

I'm imagining 20 tabs on lactation, incest and Asian bear porn open.

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That would be perfect

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