Movies that can't be done ever again in CURRENT YEAR

lone gunmen pilot 1x01

The funny thing is Ed Gein, who Buffalo Bill was based on, was a transvestite.

Ed Gein was the basis for Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs. Pretty impressive.

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Man I watched that last night. Great until the last ten minutes

trannies truly are deranged people

how can he be the basis for TCM when that was based on a completely unrelated criminal?

Yeah that's fucked up.

Ed Gein used to raid graveyards for bodies. He also had a facemask made from skinned people.

Leatherface was based on him.

If you imagine that movie as James Sullivan from Monsters Inc with a grown up Boo it becomes very sad.

Birth of a Nation, not the cucked remake coming out.
Zulu with Caine.
Metropolis.

Don't forget the furniture made out of human bones. Also, in one of the films, he wears a wig and dress to serve a meal for his family.

John Carpenter said he was inspired to make They Live because of his hatred of Reagan. The good thing about the movie is that you can pretty much have any group you don't' like assume the role of the aliens when watching. If it was made today I'm sure they would make it much more obvious about who they didn't like.

So it's safe to say that Ed Gein is basically all of the (((Chosen)))'s wettest fantasies about the Nazis coming to fruition?

When will this nightmare end?

Pretty much anything that was ever good needs to be left alone until the West learns to uncuck itself.

OH SHIT user

You've just memed the Back to the Future reboot in existance. Feminists return to a grossly misrepresented 1995, full of racism and misoginy.

Passerbys throw rape jokes as informal greetings, people laugh histerically at the idea of a black president, and CNN reports that war against the infidels is progressing smoothly.

Ja'Trayvious McFly, transgendered black muslim, goes back in time. Xir is helped by Intersectional Feminist Professor Xanra Stillwater. Ja'Trayvious must find a way to power the time Prius while also making sure xir two mothers fall in love and get married.

Eventually Ja'Trayvious gives an impassioned speech calling out white racism. Off the stage a man rushes to a phone.

Academy Awards in Best Picture, Best Screenplay, and Costume design are won.

Melissa McCarthy as Doc Brown (instead of a weird scientist like the original, the comedy is based on the fact that she's fat). Donald Glover (let's give him the role so he won't try to kill himself from boredom and unemployment) as McFly (the character is from irish descent, because irish people were black before the neanderthals stole their land). As for the story.. who cares? It's 2016.

It's not happening while zemeckis is still alive at the very least.

Dr Emma Brown (McCarthy) and Martina McFly (Unselected) build a time machine to prove womyn can science n' stuff without all that math. The time machine is a Prius, because 'if you're going to make a time machine out of a car , it should be eco conscious.' (This is a laugh line btw)

McFly is forced to take the machine back to the horrible, sexist days of 1980 when evil h-white shitlords try to take Brown's time machine because they are jealous of her ability (and want to rape her). They murder Brown with their assault gun-weapons with weaponized murder clips which they obtained easily and used to shoot up a high school right before.

McFly makes a brief stopover in 1AD where she meets a foul-mouthed pregnant Mary who bitches about the 'miserable shit' in her stomach. She accidentally sends Mary down a flight of stairs and makes her miscarry, and Mary yells "awwww shit!" She leaves soon after. Aside from a throwaway joke by one character about how the Roman Empire fell so gracefully, and how silly it would be to worship a cross, the rest of the world is unaffected.

In 1980, Martina sees a man 'leering' at her and she falsely accuses him of rape, only to learn it is her own father. He is taken away to jail, and as he will be there for decades she won't be conceived. There is an emotional scene where she is being interviewed by police and is disappearing as she continues pursuing her false rape accusation, until finally she admits she made it up and rematerializes. She suffers no negative consequences for a fake rape charge, because she's a woman.

She seeks out Emma, who is a bookish woman who constantly fights off leering males although she is an ugly hamplanet. Together they repair the Prius, which is frustrated by the fact that any mechanic they take it to laughs at it.

To save Emma's life, Martina pens a gun control bill and sends it to her enlightened congressman Barbara Boxer (who has a cameo in heavy vaseline shots).

The movie culminates in Martina driving the prius to get to the clock tower, but tragically it can't hit 88 miles per hour, and she crashes it into a tree when she tries to fix a smear in her makeup in the mirror.

She instead stays and champions the fight against assault weapons, leading to a paradise where all crime worldwide is gone because assault gun weapons were banned.

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Protagonist accidentally slips out that a local drag queen will become mayor in the future.

underrated post

Come on user.

Does wearing a woman's skin like a suit count as transvestitism?

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Only the pro-gun stuff is really controversial, but still possible if you're lucky. Other than that, with the jews and the mexicans and the ultimate multiethnic 80's street gang, it's all PC passable.

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What would it be like if it was made today?

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Hero would be played by Idris Alibaba or what ever that nigger's name is.

Bad guy would be a Neo-Nazi supremacist leader.

It's called Sicario.

ikr

it really makes you think

imagine how triggered tumblr would be at the trans appropriation

if they made a current year remake they would make it so mrs. doubtfire becomes an actual trannie

Even when it was made nearly 30 years ago trannies went fucking nuts over the bad guy being one of them

And that was at a time when nobody gave a fuck about trannies and they had zero media appeal

Imagine what would happen now

Any movie that takes place in the South which doesn't shit all over the South.

Not only that but the episode also features an intel-like company building hardware backdoors into their CPUs

Just like its happening now…..

Considering the absolute shitfest that are most tech show scripts I say whoever they had writing this knew what he was talking about

too bad the rest of the series was just cheap low quality comedy

These three films. Especially all of Sam Peckinpah's films.

Any epic wouldn't be nearly as moving nowadays.

Black lives matter movement would have a shit fit at this one (Even if though the bad guy is white.)

This was the first movie to come to my mind.

There are no good actors or directors these days so no old movie could be made at the same level of quality.

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sure it can

just gotta flip the sexes of Leon and the girl

2016: Drugs are cool now.

Doyle actually says…"Never trust a nigger" in the film

Far too problematic.

As shitty as this movie is, it could never be made today due to it being too "transphobic" and "racist" against niggers.