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Lois is the key
Brody Anderson
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Ethan Baker
She's a funnier character than we've had before…
James Barnes
why?
Leo Phillips
Chase Smith
I read that as
What the fuck have you assholes done to my mind?
Aaron Rivera
ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding ding
Logan Roberts
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Asher Price
Jesse Eisenberg was fine as Lex.
Gal Gadot was hot.
The film colors were too grey and undersaturated.
Batman and Superman fight each other because they're idiots.
This is 3 movies combined into one.
Soledad O'Brien being in the movie breaks the fourth wall for me.
Superman's costume looks dumb in such a serious real world context.
Batfleck kills people but it's justified and would be too silly if he didn't.
Daniel Butler
Opinion discarded.
Ian Thomas
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Jayden Hill
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Aiden Sullivan
Why does Lex blow up Mercy Graves?
Why did Synder waste a fan favorite character like that?
Jordan Sullivan
Isn't she supposed to be a cyborg anyway?
Dylan Hall
not afaik.
Nathaniel Russell
What did he mean by that? I'm not memeing here i seriously didn't get why flash popped out of nowhere and why lois is the key, also key to what?
And what are those cubes and that diablo-like demon at the end?
Matthew Ortiz
Joker kills Lois, Superman went supermad and kill Joker, or something like that.
Logan Morgan
Superman becomes a villain in the future where Batman in a trenchcoat fights him and some aliens.
Aliens.
Jason King
What does he have to do with Superman vs Batman
Asher Nguyen
I just watched the movie on a stream literally an hour ago. Boy was it fucking boring and grim and shitty. Tons of scenes made no sense whatsoever but I'm guessing were trying to tease some plot points for a future Justice League movie. Wonder Woman literally had no purpose and didn't need to be there at all. All the pseudo-philosophy seemed pointless and meaningless. Batman and Superman fight over a misunderstanding that Superman can clear up by merely talking to Batman from a distance instead of engaging in a fight. And why was Batman's voice different when in costume? There was literally nothing to indicate any voice changer, his mouth was exposed. And why are both Batman and Superman such fucking unlikable dicks? Literally 0% of this move was fun. It was so depressing and morose, and it looked like it was lit by office cubicle fluorescent lights. 0/10. Total shit…capeshit.
Soledad O'Brien breaks the 4th wall for you but Jon Stewart, Anderson Cooper, Nancy Grace, and Charlie Rose don't? The producers seemed to go to desperate lengths trying to prop up the mainstream news media. It was obnoxious how many MSM personalities were in it.
Ryan Johnson
I don't know if your version had it, but there was a scene in which Alfred tests the voice changer, which is built into the suit.
Benjamin Perry
Oh, maybe I spaced out during that scene because the movie was so dreary. I watched a 3 hour version, I got bored out of my skull at multiple points.
Thomas Cox
kino
Christian Cooper
Could have been kino if they showed some nipples.
Dylan Wilson
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Liam Kelly
Batman not killing criminals has always been silly.
Mason Edwards
3 Hour version was pretty damn good, didn't watch the threatrical release.
Except for that mishapen Wonderwoman, I thought it was just MGTOW Holla Forumslacks getting triggered over female heroes, but damn it is fucking ugly. I would rather Doomsday then that thing fuckever it was.
Bentley Ramirez
A female character can never have strong presence in an action movie.
Connor Green
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Carter Williams
why does he have a stupid pedo stash?
Charles Mitchell
why is she perfect?
Benjamin Mitchell
No. He was a fine Josher or Tinkerer or Toyman though.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Definitely.
How? Confused.
Eh, I don't mind the costumes though Flash's is fucking retarded.
Yeah agreed.
Elijah Sanchez
She isn't. She is a horrible pick for Wonder Woman and is a literally hollywood kikess.
Aiden Reed
she is an amazon thou
Ian Walker
gal gadot is a kikess first and foremost
she literally has no career, those aren't even her real tits
Brody Roberts
what tits?
Joshua Barnes
It means he's a big guy for you
Kevin Garcia
You have some shit taste m8
Jackson Long
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Daniel James
She had a gun arm that could shoot stuff. Lex also shoots her in the head in the Doomsday movie, killing her. Mercy doesn't seem to ever get a break.
Alexander Smith
Go back to Holla Forums, kid.
Hunter Sanders
She's good looking but I hear that her acting is bad.
She looks ten times more of a woman than Ben Affleck looks like a man.
Ryder Martin
Yeah not interested user, have fun with your jews though fam
Thomas Bennett
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Adrian Sanders
Without the special effects that's just a guy in a really shitty Flash suit with his arm extended, screaming at Ben Affleck in a chair. Masterpiece.
Jack Stewart
Vigilantism is illegal for a reason
Adrian Bennett
Get on her level.
Aiden Parker
Surprised those cameos were credited
Landon Harris
I want to sniff her lewd bits
And her too
William Brown
vs
No thanks. Especially not Scablett Jewhannson who has to stuff her vagina with towels soaked in holy water to keep all the ghosts of the babbys she's murdered through her many abortions from haunting her.
*cue nu-Ghostbusters theme