/got/ general

Sansa and Margery kissing and fondling each other whilst they wear lingerie.

Why do you post cuck porn?
Are you a cuck?
The answer is obviously yes.

And is that Maisie?

Make sure Theon the Cockless is forced to watch.

Cersei screwing Margaery was already included in the episode tbh

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Finaly something nice. Will deliver (in a few hours)

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Loras Tyrell being in a full body hug with jon snow in missionary position (he also locks him in his embrace with his legs on Jon's back).
Make Jon shaved if you can.

Gendrya for the win!

That's clearly Kaya Scodelario

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your have no game fam

Sorry. I just realized what I want.

Lancel and Loras pls. Replace Jon with Lancel. That would be nice.

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Buttslut enduring the lash of the spanking :^)

Who is buttslut?

The mountain fucking the scepter.

your mom

fugg :^(

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I'll give you a hint.

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Fine Septa. But he could use a scepter.

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Using a scepter would be extremely painful

Why should I care about some half-grown up kid who used to be ugly cute and is now just kinda ugly.

give me this

through these dubs, the holy double-blessed seven gods, I crown myself as the lord protector of this thread and demand that my will be done

for you

Do you think he has a big scepter?

That really should have been in the show. I hope she will be back as a broken cockslave in the next season, then she could get revenge on Cersei but she'd slip before doing anything because she'd be drenched with gallons of semen.

Are you a Sophiefag?

It certainly does look like the Goblin, doesn't it?

FOR UNELLA

You are unfit for this job

he's not called Bigscepter

meant for

I sort of want this too.

So now I know that these threads are full of pooftahs

I bet you guys like anime too

say that to my face motherfucker

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Zombies fucking nuns is something you expect to be in the lyrics of a death metal song or some cheesy asylum movie.

read my other post and you know what kind of fag I am

Lord PROTECTOR.

No animes are just for losers.
*cue mike and jay breaking the fourth wall and laughing at you*

my nigga

I just thought about it and I would be okay with one of them being replaced by the dornish princeling as well.

Lancel used to be such an innocent guy, back when he had long golden hair in that cool outfit he had back then

There's nothing gay about cute boys doing cute things with each other. Boy love is pure.

For Spankanon :^)

That's clearly Gregor. They have been calling him that for entire season, so not a revelation obviously.

But what was the skull sent to Dorne, then?

boys yes

but please no overweight, old, ugly "daddies".

If you are into this kind of shit, then please do me a favour and off yourself now, before your disgusting degenerate fetish breaks other people hearts or infects them with diseases.
Go for someone your own age if you're cute.

Why does that man have tits?

dude what

Commander, Protector, still you are unfit for the job. Just look at how Loras and Renly ended up

That's not a man, it's a futa.

Friendly reminder that every time you got a stiffy when reading the books or watching the show you really was attracted to me since I came up with everything.

Except for The Bad Pussy

I know there are people who are into that and he does like pretty trashy.

Like some corrupt movie director with an std who fucks twinks for giving them the privilege of even just entering his office and being considered for a role.

reeeeeeee

You think Georg ever got (boy)pussy for writing these books? I doubt it tbh

Who even wrote that line?

come on, please just let it happen

Lancel, Loras and the dornish princeling (all rip now)
am I missing anyone cute?

maybe that blond brothel guy, I think he got taken by the seven as well, he was a pretty lad as well

Id like to imagine thats what a tumblrwhale thought was sexy

nah, GRRM is always the bottom

especially with his wife

He got all sorts of bad pussy I think, especially after the show got popular. I'm not sure what he did with it all though. Maybe his wife used a big strap-on to slay all that boypussy he was swimming in.

Post yfw when you realize that a little girl who shares Jon Snow's mother's name legitimized him in front of all his subjects.

Lyanna Mormont.

Tommen was cute.

yeah, but not in a sexual way
like in a cute little brother way

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Cercie wanted him burned and the ashes buried.
Though I got the feeling we may see zombie tommen.

A cute retarded little brother, I like how much they aged him up in the show so he can fall for the smirkfu pussy (instead of the other pussy) but still have him act like a 8 year old most of the time

Lo-Lyanna

Also how the hell is it that Walder Hold The Door's name was changed, but hers didn't?

Yeah, he was adorable. As far as sexually cute go I don't think you're missing anyone. Maybe the previous Daario? I don't remember much from earlier seasons honestly.

What about this guy?

I doubt that.

Unless Quagmire is really not on her side and the Dornish activate the sleeper agent protocol and wake him up.

But then again, I doubt he could not burning tommen a secret.

meh, I guess so

Idk man, he still seemed very young to me. Kinda too young to have sex.

good taste user, but jon snow is also a cute without the beard

I can assure you he isn't.

You old zealous pervert. You checked his sheets to see if he had his first wet dream?

He really does look good without the beard.

I hope you two think I am cute as well.

a-am I cute?

yup, definetly

also nice eyes, they almost seem to have different colors, but I am sure that's just the light

twitter.com/mathasgames/status/594638429046087680

oh you faggot

The shit you do to make sure the succession is not fucked up.

dangit, my cover is blown

pls subscribe to my channel

this is me, am I cute?

yeah what is more likely,
that being you or you just downloading that picture and posing as him?

Tywin had to do it as well.

I think Tommen took his advice to always listen to the experts to far.

depends what is in that bottle

No he was hiding under the bed sniffing a pair of Tommens used trousers

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twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/747760259490545664

What did she mean by this?

Checkmate hentai fans. All your erections were a lie, it was me Dio!

Dio is cute. ❤

Too bad he is dead

dunno, I don't speak Chavese

At least he doesn't hover hand.

true, but his hands should be a bit lower

He still does that faggot pixar look in every pic though

Lady Olenna giving a footjob to Tywin Lannister

Ramsay inflicting his tortures on Sansa during sex. I'm very curious what all he did to her and what her body looks like under those dresses now. She claimed there's scars. Whatever else is going on, her taking loads is always good.

Jon and daenarys are gonna marry just to wrap up the whole north is independent thing.

he probably drew some letters on her back with his fingers to give her those asmr feelings

not always. sometimes he does the "please kill me" look instead

Apparently he beat her as well which implies a lot of spanking :^)

Nah. I think the played Doctor. Ramsay examined her. Listened to her chest movie.

Gently pounded on her back.
I think the most extreme stuff they did was them both cuddling with only 2 layers of clothes on. Remember that is basically bare ass nude for a northener.

whoops

Do you think that the constant reposting of the spoilers here and on other websites had some long-term impact on the show? Like, will there be higher level of security during the oncoming shorter season's photography? Will they hire extras more carefully? Will they punish some little country in Europe claiming they are responsible for the leaks?

user we are figuring the majority of this shit out for ourselves, GoT has gotten that predictable. Just think of the most pants headed retarded feminist bullcrap and nonsensical plot lines and you are good to go.

I had a really dark dream just last night that during the big meeting of all the northern lords, one of them complained that he needed to piss, and Sansa instinctively climbed under the table, kneeled between his legs and opened her mouth wide. Then the sad, slow instrumental version of Rains of Castemere started playing as everyone observed her doing this and wasn't sure how to react.

That's just something Sophie Turner does regularly in real life.

But there has to be a source. Because they have predicted that Arya and Tormund will die, and they didn't.

That just proves it was guesswork user Although both characters came close and should have

Wait, that isn't what happened? I seem to recall something VERY similar actually happening.

What's wrong with Tormund?

He's just written to pander to the audience and bail Jon out.

AT least he doesn't want to join Dany, and he didn't fight for Sansa, he was fighting for Jon

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That shit bothered me more than it should have. You can undo bastardry just by having enough lords no longer recognizing you as a bastard, can't you? I mean, they're already declaring him king in the north, so why stop there?

The North will never follow a woman. EVen if Jon's name is Snow, every thinks he is the son of Ned Stark. Because nobody knows Bran is alive and nobody knows about Jon's real parentage, except Bran, this is okay.

And that's another thing what I can't understand here: When people says Jon and Sansa will marry. IF they know for certain that they are only cousins, they can do that, but according to THEIR knowledge, they are half-siblings. And everyone else around them thinks the same. It doesn't matter that the writers and the bookfags know they aren't - now the viewers know it as well, but they themselves and the people around them doesn't. Why is this so hard to get?

they have a couple of options tbh:
- write even less material (impossible to spoil episodes if there's nothing to write about)
- shoot in countries like Belarus, China or North Korea (secret police can help control information flow)
- throw drug fueled orgies after each wrap so everyone forgets about what they'd worked on

Generally speaking, only kings can remove the taint of bastardry.

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you, mate.

I guess it's his honor or something. Because Ned never officially made him a Stark and Catelyn basically hated him, he probably feels that he is not worthy enough to wear the name. Still not, after all what he went through…

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this is true. most of the major plot points are just popular fan theories that have been around for years. though after 2 decades of autists all over the world nitpicking the fatman scriptures there isn't really that much room for truly surprising twists anymore.

I have been spoiled by LITERALLY two scenes this season, and that is it.

And they both happened in the same fucking episode!

well, Rusemaster legitimized Ramsay too

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Ramsay was legitimized by King Joffrey for Roose's part in the Red Wedding.

Then can Jon undo bastardry on himself since he's recognized as king by the Northern lords?

I think so that doesn't mean it's entirely true a bastard in the family is a shameful thing. So that's why even the father of Ramsay was known, his name was still Snow, because he didn't accepted him as a legitimate son of his. Letr on though, Roose was so pleased with Ramsay, that he decided to honor him with his true name - this way accpeting him as a legal son and heir. Meanwhile, it is true, that he was already siring another offspring, whom he hoped was a boy, and that baby immediatly got the ipper hand over Ramsay because he was a son from a legitimate marriage.

I have no idea how Roose's wife was behaving towards Ramsay when she was still alive, but I do know that Ramsay's biggest wish was to gain the Bolton name.

So if the father, the head of the House declares the bastard son as a legit son, and allows him to wear the name, the other Houses and lords are supposed to honor his will by giving the son in question the appropriate calling: Ramsay Bolton.

He can if you're okay with circular reasoning.

Nope, that was Joff. Doing it on behalf of Roose, I'm sure, but still.

considering how D&D have written medieval politics so far, I wouldn't expect such attention to detail/consistency. I'm even surprised there were a room full of lords in the North. see: Dorne

Guess I'm sort of wrong

Now that you mention the writing: According to the finale, the Maesters in the Maester-center doesn't know that Jeor Mormont is dead, followed by Thorne and Jon Snow, and then that guy whom Jon Snow made his replacement.

So here comes the question: Do the Lords in the North know who is sitting on the Iron Throne now? They must know that Joffrey died, but what do they know about Tommen? Do they know about Tywin's death?

Bastards can only be legitimized through kingly decrees. This is part of why Cat warned Robb so vehemently against naming Jon as King of the North in his will: there's no turning back when a bastard is legitimized.

This is not normal. In the entire known history of Westeros, this has only really happened twice: Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen back in 120 AC, and Aegon IV Targaryan, in 184 AC.
Both of these cases led to civil disaster and sparked war: The Dance of the Dragons for the former, and the Blackfyre Rebellions for the latter. This is the kind of history behind legitimizing bastards in Westeros, and it's everything that Catelyn ever feared would happen.
Poor woman.

that's funny because even Tyrion knew about Mormont's death. I'm pretty sure the who-knows-what part is entirely dictated by plot convenience though and has no internal logic to it.

even random people in Braavos know about that

No, there wasn't a skull sent to Dorne scene nor and allusion to it

to be fair the only reason anyone would even consider lefitimizing a bastard is if there's trouble with the line of succession, and trouble with succession in a medieval kingdom usually leads to war.

the way they handled the Dorne plotline in the show made the skull thing obsolete.

Also maisiefaggot this is not specific of GoT, TWD is already suing a website dedicated to spoilers because they figured out the outcome of their season premiere.

ayyyy lmao

How did Olenna Tyrell conclude that the members of her House killed in the cathedral explosion had been intentionally murdered by members of House Lannister? Jamie Lannister had recently risked his life in trying to save Margery Tyrell. I guess you could say that Cersei neglected to take preventative measures to save the Tyrells, but that would've aroused suspicion. For all Olenna knows, Margery could've been in on it and was only prevented from leaving the church at the last minute by Faith Militant. In any event, the Tyrells were being held hostage by Sparrow and died as casualties in a surprise strike in an ongoing conflict over control of King's Landing.

I can imagine the maester asking Aegon IV if he had any last wishes, and his reply was "Just fuck my realm up"

I'm sure if your grandson and granddaughter, one of which happens to be the sole heir to your great house was murdered in a massive wildfire bombing during the trial where Cersei was supposed to be present but wasn't, and where Tommen was also supposed to be present but wasn't you'd just chalk that up to acceptable losses in the power struggles in King's Landing.

I was talking about non-retarded people though

Feels bad man.

Nigga wtf?

what?

are you being serious right now?

but why would Margaery make a move on the FM before Cersei's trial?

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But it also took out Kevan and Lancel.
Cersei is a kinslayer. Does that word even carry any meaning anymore?

What? Those dog cones are really bad at keeping fluid in, so you need to be creative.

So that kinda means yes?

no, it means you should fill a syringe with air and inject it into your veins

Why so full of hatred, user?

both of whom were also Cersei's enemies lol. Kevan effectively shut her out of the small council and Lancel was the Sparrow's lackey. the important part was the people it didn't take out, namely Cersei and Tommen.
never did in the show. Jaime had no qualms about killing his cousin that one time in captivity

Kevan was kinslaying for sure but Lancel had gone full septon what with the 7 sided star carved into his head and as we saw with Loras had renounced his name, his family, and ability to sire offspring. I think as such he was technically not a Lannister anymore.

Haven't you been paying attention? Kinslaying is all rage these days:

With the exception of Tyrion, no one around them even bats an eye and in each case the kinslayer benefits greatly. So why wouldn't they?

Also they were minor and insignificant characters

What?

Indirectly, but I'm with that guy: Rickon's death was 100% Sansa's fault.

I get the point you're trying to make, but using Jaime as an example really isn't a good indicator of what Westeros finds morally objectionable.

She is going to get tired of being oppresed by the patriarchy and attempt to kill jon, she hardly cares for him anyway.

Also,

Well, not exactly spoilers waifuistcancer. Spoilers will be leaking no matter how they try as it is impossible to make all the people working on HBO to STFU.

What it is changing the outcomes of the series is the screeching from feminist clickbait sites.

After that tame scene of Sansa being deflowered by Ramsay backlash from tumblrites who also worked in Buzzfeed and TheMarySue, many are suspecting that the Yara/Sansa/Daenerys/Ellaria thing is D&D caving to them and virtue signalling.

But also there's a chance that this is how GRRM is going to unfold the things. Unfortunately that fatass is not realising WoW so we have to wait.

Also GTFO to /waifuist/

maybe I don't remember correctly but in the books kinslaying was so bad even Jaime found it unimaginable

releasing

The show still performs very well despite the leakage of the first 4 episodes last year and these spoilers this year.

Of course it is, maybe she want to return with the Vale army not too early enough to save them, but late enough to get their obstacles to the Lordship of Winterfell (Jon and Rickon) get killed. But she miscalculated.

Gee, it would be a real shame if something were to happen…

Vid related at 4:33 and 7:45.

The basic arguments are:

I know right

I understand now. Thank you!

The show will be doing well despite the leaks, but my point is the plot is damaged by the political nuisances of the now, which will affected it in the long term, as it will be unwatchable and treated with contempt with the pass of time.

Something that other HBO series like OZ or Six Feet Under are not being affected by.

For who? There are thousands of people out there who literally watch EVERY bloody series. And it's a brand now, people watch it because they saw the rest already. Just like with Star Wars.
How many years do you think will pass before this feminism bullshit will be replaced by something else?
Those ended before the rise of feminism. But also I bet they carried messages like "terorism is bad"

Future watchers, and they will be laughing at the dated nuisances put on the plot.

Well the flower power era roughly started in 1965 and died with the outcomes of the Reagan era in 1980. Do the math.

Not, so in the nineties and early 2000 the cancer was there already. And no, they were self-cointained that they barely talk about politics of their time and more about things that affected humanity, specially OZ.

Six Feet Under on the other hand despite having a good and satisfying plot shilled gay marriage, but that wasn't important in the plot of the series.

So this shit started around 2007 or 2008, and it will take about 15 years to end it? Still half of it left? Holy moly, that's a lot we still have to endure…

No fam, that thing started circa 1993 or 1994. Kurt Cobain was saying things that could earn him the label of a SJW cuck now and he was popular then.

As with the hippie era, that shit started in the universities but it took a number of years to get mainstream and then Reagan was elected and AIDS start to wipe out the fags.

Right know we're on the moment that shit is mainstream, just look at the normies in this video, in 6 years they will be as dated as the hippies with their bell-bottoms pants and their peace and love handsigns.

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Fresh from cuckchan I see

do you want to sexually bully him?

I call dips on his butt.

yeah, I've come to terms with the idea that this decade will be remembered for the problem child look as far as fashion goes

cuck/got/ has some breddy gud OC though

As the hippies were. The resemblance is uncanny Don't you think?

So my calculation was 7 or 8 years, yours is 6. No big difference. If it started in 1994, it should have ended now…

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Guys Robb legitimized Jon before he died– the only two people I can think of who'd know this though are I guess Theon (although I'm sure he was off to Pyke at that point, but maybe he got a raven idk) and maybe Edmure (who Robb might have mentioned it to before the wedding), everyone else who Robb might have mentioned it to is dead.

how would they do that? their third world imageboard doesn't have webums with sounds

We're already seeing the backlash. If Trump wins that will be the date put on the encyclopedias

Bro, Robb wrote a will.

But they could uploaded it to jewtube

not really, fashion works the same way as 2010s hollyjew. they're always remaking the same shit

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Thanks fam

anytime fam

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I see the leviathans are now in the dragonball unvierse

fucking kek, those cheeky goatfuckers are always ready to shitpost on jewtube

WHERE IS MY SANSA AND SMIRFU DRESSED IN LINGERIE, WHILST MAKING OUT AND FOLDING EACH OTHER!?!??!?!!!?!?!?

Just wondering.

It's the WRONG FUCKING NASHEED!
Get this bullshit out of my thread.

folding each other?

fondling*
Missed that mistake.

got you fam

would be better if they were folding each other tbh

there's not nearly enough Paper Mario porn out there

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explains their strange facial features

What went wrong with arya during the folding?

That's what happens when you fold a woman too much: she becomes brittle and her facial features break easier.
Arya probably fell facefirst into a stone floor when she was a child.

she's actually a test tube baby

they left her in the tube too long, so she got squished against the sides

Who the fuck is this person that draws all these terrible portraits of got characters?

He's drawing ASOIAF characters from the descriptions GRRM has written of them on the books.

was it ever explained in the books how Lyanna died? I mean, what was the official story? was there even one? or just something like oh yea Lyanna spontaneously bled to death, also here's this baby lol, totes unrelated I swear.

The official Story is that Rhaegar abduct and raped her. When Ned go to the Tower of Joy he found her in the bed bleeding and agonizing. No explanation how she ended like that.

isn't it obvious? Rhaegar was a big guy

UUUU

I get the vague explanation as far as the readers are concerned, but how did Ned explain it to the other characters? somehow I doubt Bobby B. would've been okay with "she just bled to that okay? shut up about it already lol".

For thee.

*bled to death

Do you know how many things can go wrong during childbirth?

but that's the point, he had to keep the childbirth part a secret

It happens that a mother and child die during childbirth

ned maybe told booby b the double cuck that lyanna died with the bastard child of rhaegar, a stillborn product of rape.

sounds legit

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Robert wasnt very smart

come the fuck on now

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they're just reposting stuff from reddit

imgur.com/gallery/TNlbQmU

Is that why they're so fucking badly drawn?

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He was cucked by Cersei and Lyanna, that gives you a clue.

thanks fam, now I have it with sound

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he just never said anything.
Ned was not a very open man. I can relate.

The think I found funny is how butthurt was Catelyn after Ned arrived to Winterfell with the baby.

I find it hilarious how even Cat admits she wouldn't have given a shit as long as Ned didn't fucking rub Jon in her face 24/7.
Poor woman. I can both understand her concern and realize she's a total bitch at the same time.

I seriously doubt he could just get away with not telling anyone anything about Lyanna Stark's death though. her abduction started the rebellion for fuck's sake.

That's why Jon never ate with the Starks. Poor Ned, he never has the chance to tell Jon the truth.

Also, I just went looking to see if Ned ever mentions how Lyanna dies.
Past the first book, Lyanna Stark is barely even mentioned. We've got a couple hits for the ship Lyanna in ACOK, and some for Lyanna Mormont in ADWD, but Ned is pretty much the only guy who ever thinks about it or gives a shit.

That's wrong. Robert's Rebellion started because of the unlawful deaths of Rickard and Brandon Stark at the hands of Aerys II. Lyanna's abduction certainly didn't help Rhaegar's position, but it was far from the catalyst.

That's how it went down.

Maybe Ned imply Lyanna's death was Rhaegar's fault and that's how he was able to spare the details.

The only person who I can see who would make Ned say what happened is Robert. I really doubt anyone else could force an answer out of him, but I don't have any evidence to back that up beyond his characterization.

And if I remember correctly, Robert deluded himself into thinking Lyanna was kidnapped and raped, right? Ned probably just told him she was raped to death or something. Bobby B isn't exactly a hard man to trick.

and how do you think that happened

Exactly Bobby B the double Cuck was naive, too naive. That's also how Cersei could trick him with her bastard children.

Hah, yeah, whoops. I tarded out for a moment there.

I asked a friend of mine, and she's pretty sure Ned told people she fell ill and wasted away or something.
But I can't find any mention of people wasting away in AGOT, so take that with a big grain of salt. Nor can I find Ned mentioning or thinking about her being sick.
So the real answer is: Who knows?

Westeros = EU?

jej

I am absolutely astounded people buy what Euron is selling.
This is the kind of asshole who wears an eyepatch because he thinks that's what the stupid, idiotic Ironborn would think is cool. He doesn't even need an eyepatch, he's just a cunt.

What a fucking waste. He was the most interesting part of the Ironborn story and they gut it. Same shit with Aegon and Dorne.
Fuck you, Kike & Kike.

So some dumb cunt told you something that you couldnt find the source of so therefore the answer is "who knows".

I already said I went looking to see if Ned says anything about how Lyanna dies. Given that I couldn't, I asked to see if there was anything I missed.
To my knowledge, I haven't. Unless you've got a nugget of information or a passage from the books you'd like to share, she's been more helpful than you have.

If anything it was harmful

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Holy fucking kekballs, stop user my sides.

I'm all ears, user. If you've got a better lead, let's hear it.

I feel like this show has finally come full circle. I always thought seasons 2-4 were kind of schizophrenic; on one hand you had the plotlines in Westeros which featured a believable medieval low fantasy scenario in which different houses and characters were competing for dominance, and where bad decisions were mercilessly punished regardless of whether the characters in question were morally good or bad – which sets this story apart from most of the painfully predictable modern Western entertainment shlock. And on the other hand you had the Dany scenes which were ultimately nothing more than a cringy feminist power fantasy, where one side always emerges victorious and all resistance just crumbles away to make way for the smug kickass female heroine leader xD.

Scenes like the one where Tywin and Olenna discuss Cersei's marriage made me endure this awful cringefest. Pure acting brilliance combined with a decent script.

But at this point GoT has virtually become Smug Cunts: The Show. It is awful. Reason, logic and consistency have suddenly disappeared to make way for strong feminist heroines looking on smugly while the pathetic white male shitlords bleed and suffer in the mud. The entire show has become a huge leftist-feminist self-insert tale and quite frankly the only thing I can think of anymore is how I want to punch Dany and Sansa in their dumb smug cunt faces.

Fate Zero is such a great and well-written drama combined to GoT. I'd recommend anyone who hasn't seen it to do so immediately.

Reminder that Euron is high as fuck 24/7.
You know Dany's House of the Undying chapter? That's Euron every fucking day of his life. It's honestly a miracle that he even knows where he is, much less that he can command other people.

Nothing in the book ever explicitly tells what goes down between Ned and Robert. Robert does press Ned on who Jon's mom is as they are riding south in book 1 and Ned clams up and basically says I don't want to talk about it. Robert basically takes this as old honorable Ned is so ashamed of his siring a bastard he doesn't ever want to talk about it.

From this exchange, and given Ned and Robert's warding at the Eyrie together, it's clear that Robert probably just took Ned's word that Lyanna is dead, the party sent to retrieve her and the old kingsguards were dead, with Howland Reed probably already holed back up in his magical moving swamp castle so Robert probably never talked with him either.

One of Robert's character flaws is he is far too trusting of those who are close to him. Robert knows Ned to be of impeachable honor up until this point and they are BFFs so he would have little reason to doubt his recollection of the events at the tower of joy. Not in his wildest dreams would Robert ever imagine that Ned would shield the bastard of Rhegar from him.

To my knowledge no one even knew Lyanna was even pregnant. As far as the Starks and Baratheons knew she was being held "captive" in the Tower of Joy for months by the time they came to get her.

And still he along to the Night King are the last uncucked kings of Westeros. I'm appalled that Euron will meet his demise at the hands of Queen Dyke "Tits fucker" Yara Greyjoy

what did he mean by this?

Being burned alive would be extremely painful

If I fed you wildfire, would you die?

Is king Jon going to marry lady mormont?

It would be extremely painful

You're a crispy guy.

Why would he? Nothing to gain from that
Except loli pussy

He could gain 65 good men.

But he already has them

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This has just awakened my inner Pepe. Source? I need this now.

just google bdsm bald woman pee

Got character power rankings, past and present

Best

Worst

Darkstar Tier

You would not happen to be a cuckold by any chance?

Why do people keep posting this guy?
I don't remember him from the books.

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He was in the books?
I must have forgotten him, I read the books like 4 years ago.

What the fuck's a darkstar?

Cuckolds they may be, they still have some of the most compelling and humorous lines in the show.

Yeah, he was in the Dorne plotline.

I have a question; how do they count what a year is in the ASOIAF universe if seasons do not happen at a constant cyclical pace?

Why you make me suffer like this D&D?

just a day count, I guess

sunrise sunset, I assume that this is exactly the same as the real world

>showfags

They do it the same way we do.

Do you know how fucking satisfying that would be?

But what would constitute a year?
There is no reason that they would count to 365 just for shits and giggles, there is no logical explanation of what a year is, or why it would be used as a unit of measuring time.

The seasons weren't always fucked, they probably have just been using the calendar leftover from that time period.

Really?
Source?

Yes I know
why live?

Simple.

They just count in days and add it up.

Daycycles and season are a whole seperate deal, because in that universe seasons happen iiregulerly.

The concept of a year does not exist there in the same way it does in our world.
But for shits and giggles they probably count to 365.

Elder Scrolls unvierse does the same thing even though they rename it all to fit with the lore.

We all know this is the best outcome

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Get the fuck out

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she's the only non-shit female character in the entire show you fucking pleb

Goddamn, I could have sworn I read an interview with him explicitly stating the seasons weren't always like that, but the best I've been able to do is an article where he says that the reason why the seasons are longer is definitely magical in nature and that he will eventually reveal what that reason is.
ew.com/article/2011/07/12/george-martin-talks-a-dance-with-dragons

However, the first mention of winter being any longer than usual was… during the Long Night, 8000 years ago. Now, we could chalk it up to prehistory, but it seems pretty clear to me that the extended seasons are at least tied to the existence of the White Walkers. But that's JUST A THEORY, MAN, so I might just be totally full of shit.

To answer this question, they calculate a year using solar cycles, just like we do.
westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/2997

Beautiful. I couldn't have imagined a better scene myself. I would unironically cheer if I saw this unfold on my television screen. I would take back everything I've ever said about D&D. I would go out and preorder TWOW 30 times.

She's as dull as oats served not with milk but water. A thoroughly uninteresting and predictable cunt who neither says or does anything compelling ever.

I like her. She's an angry drunk. She reminds me of a cat I had.

Are you one of those dorky chicks that like this shitshow?

I just appreciate a bad pussy.

a filler character.

Post more.

Technically.

I even reverse searched the images but couldn't find any set or videos. I need this pepedom.

Objective power rankings:

1. Ramsay with twenny gud men
2. Ramsay with twenny alright men and no shirt
3. Karl Fookin' Tanner
4. Ser Frankengregor
5. The Hound
6. Ser Bronn the cheapshotter
7. Tormund "Neckbiter" Giantsbane
8. Lyanna Mormont
….
9000. The Unsullied
9001. Jamie "Goldhand" Lannister

Waif
Blackfish

you forgot on that offscreen tier Wun Wun's brother Wun Weg

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We always make that question

It's Kumi Monster in a set from fetish-live. Fittingly called "Human Toilet Bowl".

Thanks, user!

I guess her bantz and causing most of the major happenings are not compelling enough

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What is low fantasy?

This shit here is way worse than anything else around

The guy who was working for that rich guy in that movie with a big guy has 0 chance against Ser Robert Volcano.

It doesn't matter anyway since GoT is confirmed to be high fantasy since its inception according to GRRM himself.

BRAVO

which is funny, considering the low fantasy medieval political drama was the only good part about it

It's called a Sidereal year. You follow the trajectory of the stars instead of the sun.

Thanks again, best fap in like forever.

Sauce on full set please? Torrent?

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