Photoplay Classifications

Joint: Pure schlock that are usually enjoyed by druggies under marijuana influence.
Example: Pulp Fiction (1994)

Flick: Pure entertainment, little to no substance.
Example: Transformers (2007)

Movie: Like Flick but with more focus on the plot.
Example: The Black Knight Rises (2012)

Film: Focus is on the complex puzzle like plot, story, and characterization. Tries to appeal to the pseudo intellectual (read: reddit) crowd by using a lot of symbolism and parallels.
Example: Akira (1988)

Cinema: More care is put into the aesthetics instead of the plot. Tries to present the artistic aspects of motion picture to the audience but still suffers from symbolism and deconstruction.
Example: Metropolis (1927)

Kino: The highest form of art. A recreation of life in audio-photoplay format. Every aspect of the motion picture flows like a poetry. A spiritual voyage for the director and the audience.
Example: Zerkalo (1975)

Is this right, Holla Forums?

What motivates this pointless shitposting bait?

To discuss motion picture's role in the development of art.

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Reddit wasn't around in 1988.

Your definition of kino sounds an awful lot like pornography to me.

Movies are movies.

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You mean audio theatrical motion visual cultural artifacts.

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