The X-Files was a serious dramatic televised broadcast

The X-Files was a serious dramatic televised broadcast.

Intrigue, betrayal, mass government coverups, and shlocky indie art film stories about monster men who are fanboys of Cher.

…and one day they decided to do a shitty miniseries.

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE IN 2016
IN 2016
IT'S 2016
CURRENT YEAR, GOY!

I MEAN, COME ON!

To be fair, it was the first time in a long time sand niggers were the bad guys.

Could you imagine if Law & Order actually casted criminals based on the proportion of crimes they commit?

Every suspect would be a black male aged 14-35

It's been years since I've seen it, but didn't that episode involve the monster raping women and knocking them up?

Man, if that aired today.

No, it was actually implied that the monster's father was inseminating women so as to give his monster son a monster wife.

It's really good.

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Too bad she'd already been preggered by that alien baby

hot

Would she vote for The Donald™?

No, she'd vote for clinton. She might have been the rational one of the show, but shes still a woman.

I find that hard to believe. She is a pure waifu who would undoubtedly vote for The Don.

She has an education and attempt to think logically about things, so no.

So who do people with an education and logical thinking capabilties vote for then?

bigot

Rather a bigot than a rape enabling psycopath.

racist shitlord nazi

WEW

are you going to kill yourself when trump wins, or just move to a country whiter than the United States

I will laugh from across a ocean and wait for his inevitable "accident" in his first year of office.

post scullys

…by accident you mean dead or Bill Clinton type?

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With help from all his mafia friends, sure.

I love watching neo-liberal statist trumpcucks sperg out and post their "ebin memes".

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What did he mean by this?

It's hard to imagine that in twenty sixteen X-files is still relevant.

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Nice lolbertarian buzzword.
Does not compute.

this show really got dumb in season 5

i hope it goes back to being less dumb in the future

This loner episode was really retarded but season 5 had some great episodes.
Just to cite a few other loners:
Season 6 also gets its dedicated shit episode and the further you go in the show the more & more shit or average episodes you get.

I bet Scully is a great cuddler.

the worst episodes were in season 1 though
face it, this show was shit except for a couple episodes written by a man who wanted to burn it to the ground

Sounds interesting. Tell me more.

One of the writers, a man if I remember correctly, wanted to burn the show to the ground. He made a few episodes.

WAIFUUU

Mine too fam

Fuck you both that was an excellent episode. Cunts, both of you.

But user, it was shit.

I'll give you the opening scene, but that's it.

i love watching mindless shitlibs out themselves without the slightest trace of self-awareness.

Maybe it hasn't aged well, but at the time it was broadcast (when I saw it) it fit in well with the state of tech at the time, and was still ahead of the curve. I remember really liking that episode.

Then never watch it again, let it rest in peace. Another really stupid tech related episode was First Person Shooter, but this might actually due to the same issue Kill Switch has.

wew

Do you guys think Scully would be into pegging?

More of that girl?

Lexi Belle. A pornstar.

Why do all my waifus turn out to be sluts?

That's why.

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Scully is a great waifu and not a slut. If I was picking a new waifu I would pick her, and in fact, I already did.

I love her tbh

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Seems like this show was a little ahead of its time in terms of the dramatic series medium. Nothing major, but just a few things that would really draw you in and which later became the norm in dramatic television. Like it used story arcs when plot reset was still the norm. They occasionally varied the music played during the closing credits. There were a lot of character-building subtleties, like we'd spend 15 seconds watching Mulder jogging drenched in sweat before a dialogue occurred.

i have listened to this 20 times and i cannot figure out what the fuck she said

"it's hard to imagine in 2016 that sanje had to keep his life surlpurplesedesee"

"being gay wasn't his only secret"

For any ukfags the x-files entire 10 seasons is being shown on spike tv at 10pm weekdays.

had to keep his lifestyle preferences a secret

Robert Patrick > (((Duchovny)))