/got/ general

His editor said he submitted 168 pages two years ago
>post >yfw it was all ADWD cutout material

Plus horses, plus infantry that moved in after the first cavalry rush. Anyway, the body piles are utterly retarded, as any sensible person would simply go around the dead bodies and out of the archers' line of fire. They tried too hard to ape 300, and stupidity is what they got.

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I dont even know why we need a new thread when going past the bump limit, shit doesnt make sense on Holla Forums or Holla Forums let alone a slow board like Holla Forums. We can easily hit the post limit

user, did I ever tell you about how I died at the Red Wedding, bravely sacrificing my own life in an attempt to save my King from a cowardly betrayal? Threw a table over him to protect him from the hail of crossbow bolts, before getting my melon chopped off by Roose Bolton's men.

For some reason, people have been talking about how I betrayed my rightful King Rickon Stark and murdered his direwolf so I could better service the bastard Ramsay Snow, and died when a Wildling raider ripped my throat out with his teeth and stabbed me in my eye.

I'd appreciate if you all would help me clear things up and tell everyone what really happened to me.

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Rowling is hardly a writer. I see what you mean with the spontaneous stuff though but I hate it when it doesn't play into a larger whole. Which seems to be a huge problem for GRRM too since the overarching plot moves forward so slowly. If you want to write slice of life stories in a fantasy setting that's alright but GRRM is trying to write epic fantasy.

that was a fun thread tbh

Wasn't it supposed to be an elk?

she does look like some kind of weird sea creature, you're right

See, this is what I was talking about.
Hard to make sensible decisions when you're engaged in melee + horses running around + under volley of arrows
Pikemen going HOOO and dead bodies are the only similiarities, 300 was all about neat homoerotic air-brushed slow-mo closeups of buff Spartans, Bastardbowl was chaotic and dirty. Like when they almost had Jon trampled by his own men, that's something you don't see in fantasy often.

You're the rudest

Tolkien wrote in much the same way - he didn't map anything out. In his case, he had a larger lorepile to draw from, but he got a massive case of writer's block at Balin's tomb (several years, most of WWII).

As much as people hate the 'American Tolkien' thing, GRRM and Tolkien do share an approach to writing of loose plot and a worldbuilding focus.

So in a way, this is how epic fantasy is written. It doesn't mean it's like nuBSG where they have no fucking clue what the next season will be, but there's room for things to grow as the heroes fight the Evil Thing.

In fact, the politicing and War of the Roses is almost totally absent from Martin's original outline.

Big maybe. They didn't show any infantry moving in, just Ramsay spamming volleys, but it's the only thing that makes even a lick of sense.
Bullshit, that's exactly why they would move away. If the area is being carpeted by arrows, a bunch of shieldless infantry whose major speciality is mobility are simply going to move away from the raining death. Climbing the piles of bodies also means skylining yourselves aka easy target for archers with longbows.
Also, we're not arguing tone here, the trampling only occured because the director had to phone it in due to lack of time. So it was basically improvisation, and reading too much into it is a waste of time, especially when dumb shit like 10 arrow volleys all missed Jon barely 5 minutes ago.

Impressive battle voice, wouldfollow/10

too early for a live thread

He kind of botched the =SHOW ME= line, delivered it too early.

Don't forget he only submitted because contractual obligations forced him to.

who /girlpower/ here?

So are there spoilers yet?

You have to come up with the story at some point. In Tolkien's case it was different because it wasn't a long series but he wrote two books that weren't even meant to be connected at first. It's fine to wing it if you're just writing one thing since you could always just go back and edit things so it all becomes a cohesive whole later. You can come up with all sorts of cool things and then connect it all together. When you write a series it's different, you can't just go back and change things so that the thing you just came up with makes sense. Well, Tolkien did that with The Hobbit but I doubt it would work for GRRM. So I'm not saying that you have to outline everything but you need some sort of plan if you are planning several books. GRRM had a very vague idea of where he wanted to go but he fucked up and never really followed it through.

It was clearly portrayed they had to move in and fight, because Jon tried to charge the Boltons by himself. Their original strategy they discussed in tent the night before was different. Once you're in combat, you can't run away because the position doesn't suit you, someone would stab you in the back.
That's good then, because it turned out well and realistic.
There were 3 volleys in Jon's general area - one where he was still on his horse before charging, so naturally it evaded him. Second got his horse and he fell over. The third one during the longshot were just 5 arrows in his proximity.

Questionable ones. According to them, this episode will be plodding shit. As if!

This is what the internet is. A street shitter posting about how Game of Thrones proves female supremacy.

RIP

Well it would be par for the course with episode 10s, but so far the death list has been accurate, though if it''s 100% accurate there will basically be people dying in every scene this episode.

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I look forward to the "everyone is kill" finale but I think they will manage to fill it with girlnazi shenanigans and spoilt it somehow. Dany and Cersei will probably be more smug than ever tonight.

And yet they ran when shit was not going their way. Remember, it's wildlings that compose the bulk of the force. Also, you do have a degree of manuverablity in combat, it's why armies are broken into autonomous units. Bigger factor being, these units usually rout in medieval battles upon suffering more than 30% losses, and facing volleys without shields can do that. NONE of that happened, they just kept walking into the arrows instead of trying to walk away from it, and Ramsey's archers weren't even aiming.

Seriously? First thing they should have done was form a spearhead formation with the giant at the head, break through the shield wall, and attack the Umber infantry from behind. Hell if the giant had ANY form of weapon or armor, he could have done it by himself.

D&D said in an interview that it was by 'luck' that Jon survived the arrows. That's bad writing and bad directing.

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go eat that bag of dicks you deserved it

Considering we know he cut both the frozen lake battle and Mereen vs. Slavers Bay and Mercy was written years ago I'm pretty sure that is the plan.

When Tolkien wrote the hobbit he didnt plan to publish it, he wrote it specifically for his kids. Even at that level of writing he still surpasses GRRM.

this is entirely too plausible tbh

Lesbian BDSM porn parody when?

If the spoilers about Yara dying are wrong, then watch it actually happen for real next year.

top fucking kek, fat pink mast actually thinks he's on par with him, doesn't he

That happened after the shieldwall was wrecking their sh*t hard in a very desperate situation. Wildlings aren't afraid of facing superior force or greater numbers (or being killed by arrows), but they were out of their depth in that situation. Who exactly was supposed to devise a plan when surrounded? Jon never fought such battle before, Tormund is a savage with no military knowledge and Davos is just an advisor, not Stannis. Also, they didn't seem to have much control over the giant to utilise him to full advantage.

Threadly repost :)

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That's the exact same explanation for Nathan Drake's health bar in Uncharted.

A general rout into the archers that were wrecking their shit, supported by infantry that was wrecking their shit, on lower ground and at a natural disadvantage? Yeah, even if you removed all of a guy's grey matter, he still would not be that dumb. Basically, what I'm saying is that the wildlings squandered their advantage in manuverablity to become sub-par infantry that behaved nothing like an infantry or a mob, and acted according to the retarded sensibilities of the writers.

Lastly, what the hell is
supposed to be? Self-censorship?

oh yeah, they said it was interesting to see Jon survive on pure luck

It's strange, I found that while The Hobbit was uplifting and whimsical at times it was also far more darker and serious than asofai at others. It's a story that while written for children is very mature at its heart in many ways.

It was already a parody as it was

So we're not going to end the season without shit going down at kingslanding right

Tommen will probably die who else ? lancel, loras , high bernie?

Pretty much everyone except Cersei in King's Landing.

If the spoilers are to be believed everyone but Cersei dies in Kings Landing.

Except cersei

yep, D&D still trying too hard to recreate Red Wedding

So Yara will be the sub and Danny the dom, right? Where does Sansa fit in?

Please
The plain where it happened seemed pretty flat to me
And
Are you new here?

mutant mountain can't die yet because muh cleganebowl fanservice

She'll be the one who smugly looks at them and then all the rest of the white males in the cast.

I think lesbian tryst between Yara and Dany would be it for me. I more or less watch to get spoilers for the story, and this would be so retarded it would kill interest.

Is there going to be a Maisie?

>main antagonists called white walkers
at this point I just expect Dany to kill them by shooting fire out of her vagina tbh

To be fair though, they aren't exactly black

We a need a Carl the Cuck face with Dany stat.

Mance is incapable now? Only reason wildlings got fucked is because infantry is very weak against heavy cavalry.
By lower ground I mean the bottom of the pile of bodies, and the higher ground being the top. Even if they did climb up, they'd get picked off one by one by the Bolton archers.

Well, yes. Not much into TV series in general, and I'm only watching GOT for trainwreck value.

I didn't mention him because he's already dead. Technically.

They're blue.

Yup, she'll fuck up a Frey.

Yes, you are argueing with one of the cancerous tripfags that removed their trip because people kept filtering him.

Was Mance present during Bastardbowl? There was no leadership after Jon went full berserk mode and Tormund got exposed as clueless in military matters the night before. Without anyone around to give proper orders, wildlings behaved like you would expect them - savages with sharp sticks in their hands. The show captured this faithfully.
Sorry then, I just don't like to swear :)

Don't think you'd exactly be capable of doing that, considering

Never had a trip, just a tick next to Anonymous so my friends Kingfag and Sir Gifmaker could recognize me. But after my every post got replied with
constantly, I just got tired of it. Should have filtered me and be done with it, haha.

Numbers

Ah. I'll wrap it up quick then. Especially in light of

Point being, wildlings did't behave like savages, they behaved like shitty infantry that forgot everything they ever learnt about fighting. They didn't break when they supposed to, didn't rout when they were supposed to, and didn't fight like they were supposed to. And this isn't even going by the books, it's what the show established previously and threw out for being superficial.

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And when was their fighting prowess ever established? By that I mean real battles, not 25 tribesmen hacking each other. They were a threat under Mance because he knew what he was doing, did Jon and Tormund give you the same impression?

jdimsa

Castle Black. Attack was led by Tormund, if I recall.

Jon never should have fought the Battle of the Bastards. He should have attacked the Dreadfort to draw Ramsay out, then attempted to harass the Bolton soldiers with his Wilding skirmishers in night attacks and tried to get between him and Winterfell and hope for a snowstorm. Ramsay would be forced to head to the Dreadfort to supply his larger army and Jon's Wildling troops would handle the snow as they usually do.

Otherwise there were no good options jn that battle. Somehow his cavalry charge managed to wipe out the Bolton cavalry (a stroke of sheer luck) but otherwise with inferior numbers Jon's force was going to get swarmed.

Storming the castle from behind while NW's attention was drawn elsewhere was Mance's plan. Tormund's only responsibility was giving the order to attack when warg sees the main force in their place, anyone could have done that. Charging the back door defended by 4 archers who only shot at practice targets before doesn't require any knowledge in tactics. Tormund was chosen to lead there because he was respected.

Yeah it was, but your assertion was
And it was established at Castle Black, where traditionally it takes 3 times the number of attackers to take a fort, whereas the wildlings did it with a small group of skirmishers.

*3 times the number of defenders

nigga..

3 times the numbers of defenders under regular conditions, not when the entrance is virtually unguarded. Once they were in the courtyard, they were just running around like headless chickens and slashing at anything in their sight. No extraordinary fighting prowess required, or shown. Just like during Bastardbowl.

remember the dragon porn websites.
its crucial when one is watching GOT, then one can understand grrm's head.

Have you bought one of Maisie's t-shirts to save the dolphins, Anons? It was the last day to get one today.

Absolutely based

anyway, when did they meme Jon into this legendary swordsman? there was never any indication of him being anything special with a sword before bastardbowl.

How much longer until it airs?
There a stream somewhere or leak?

I wanna know only because its somewhat interesting. Why do people spam Maisie photos and images?

Is it because she is some form of what internet kids call a waifu?
Or is it some stalking thing going because I'm somewhat confused about this.

SPOILER THAT SHIT

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He did die and come back from the dead. Presumably when he returned he got a power upgrade like Gandalf did.

Personally I want to know what maisieposters look like irl because she's a literal 4/10

1 hour 45 minutes :)
See streams here →

Because Maisie a best, that's all you need to know. Hang around long enough and we'll make a Maisiefriend out of you, haha.

at least an hour and 45 minutes

they needed the legendary swordsman thing.
Also he would be known because of training or something.

But again Ned Stark was known for being a legendary Swordsman.

I have a better idea, video related

He was already pretty capable even before his death, he was slaying wildlings left and right during Battle of Castle Black and held his own against Legend of Gin Alley, Thenn and White Walker (though almost got BTFO by all of them). Killing some random Bolton soldiers in sequence doesn't make him god-tier yet, just properly trained and already experienced. Ramsay was afraid of his skill because he's hyped up by northeners.

yeah he stood out among the other recruits because he was the only one with trained in swordfighting. that doesn't really make him special though

But we see that it was a lie. He was incapable of defeating Ser Arthur Dayne

or because he literally couldn't equip a sword

Quite normal and ordinary, I've posted my picture in halfchan /got/ back in the day Beauty is subjective, Maisie is 10/10 to me. Who is you're GoT waifu?

Not today

Ramsay is not a good swordsman compared to Jon, that's why he don't accepted initially Jon proposal of fighting him. Even when he display some skill while fighting Yara, Jon is better than him

he used to have DW build but then he rerolled archer

Haha :) Seriously though, Ramsay fell for the >legendary swordsman meme and thought he had better chance at trying three quick arrows at him.

This, Jon would have wrecked him hard in the orginal duel challenge. But in the Winterfell courtyard, when Jon was already exhausted and blind with rage, don't you think Ramsay could have defeated him?

The archer thing is consistent with the books. D&D fuck it up by making up that lame scene of Yara trying to rescue Reek. Book Ramsay has no formal training on how to fight with swords.

POST YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR:

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Return to there, you and the coralfaggots are killing this board.

Jon beat the shit out of him with his bare hands. It wouldn't have mattered.

Jon closed distance against an expert bowman and pummelled him. Choosing to go with a sword would have ended badly as well.

Its a nothing really happened all season so were shoving everything in the last episode episode

But he used daggers :) """Ironborn""" are meme fighters themselves.

But he wasnt anything special, yes he was a competent swordsman but everyone knows he took on Dayne with overwhelming odds and still almost died.

I suspect it has something to do with accessibility. She has an undeveloped body along with a face that could open a can of tuna so they figure she would never reject them IRL, in fact under the right circumstances they might even have a chance of reciprocated love. Thankfully for the gene pool this will never happen.

IT'S A SEASON FINALE ENDING WITH DRAGON ROAR OVER CREDITS EPISODE

Never done that, it's 100% understandable. Would have chosen to do so as well if my country wasn't leeching off all that sweet Germoney, haha!
We left the place and started /got/ here for the same reason everyone uses 8ch, just a year later. No reason to bully because of that.

I actually think they'll end at the wall.

that's not unlikely tbh

Remember that this scene was an invention of D&D (Book Ramsay is a good archer because he is a hunter).

If they were consistent, after shooting those arrows to Jon, Ramsay could resorted to use the daggers once Jon gets close, making the fight between them more dramatic and enjoyable.

Loved the scene tbh (to be honest)

see and
All the masiefaggots are equal to me

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After the third or fourth arrow, Jon already smashed him with the shield, he had no time to draw. I for one I'm glad they didn't take the most obvious route and have >le epic showdown, Ramsay got outskilled and battered quickly, like user says →
Pretty enjoyable.

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That's why that Yara scene is redundant. D&D can0t into consistency. But as you say, how Ramsay was put down is the natural outcome

if we're gonna do this, it basically all falls apart.

Didn't like it either, and it was further sabotaged by abysmal editing.

Shit really is getting boring with GoT. If only we got the Master of Lewd's version of the show.

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And it will become worse. This gonna be Legend of Korra 2: Electric Boogaloo

At least Korra had JK Simmons, even if he didn't get to do anything.

Why do you assume we're virgins?

If Jon is made King in the North instead of Sansa, the feminists will be pissed won't they?

He won't be.

trips that reminds me that even with JK Simmons, GoT is beyond salvation

Without a doubt, Sansa is Tumblr's fave

So, what's the point of Jon's character from now on then? Remember he's getting a spinoff after GoT is over.

1 HOUR FAG/GOT/S

If he's Robb's successor, expect some salty feminists, but not to the point of when Sansa was deflowered by Ramsay

To be The Chosen One, but not one who rules.

If Jon marries Sansa they'll all be happy.

A man with good taste on women and had sex with one will never chose a munter like maisie like the center of his infatuation

The one choice that actually makes sense and they make Jon king in the north? He isnt even a stark like Sansa

THAT's what the spinoff will be about? Of all the characters and stories in the ASOIAF world, they're going to go with boring fucking Jon Snow?

Even if they aren't relatives, the muh "they're siblings" sprouted by the normies wouldn't allow that.

Worse than that, he's a fucking Targ.

u wot m8

Incest is common in this universe though.

Remember that still nobody knows that. To them he's Ned's Bastard.

Tumblr is that stupid fam. Don't blame me.

By the Targaryens maybe. But openly Jaime and Cersei can't confess they're lovers.

And not accepted by anyone in there either. No idea what normalfags have to do with it though

Have any of you guys rewatched any of the episodes from this season?
I just caught my mom watching the tail end of the Hodor episode.
I felt nothing. I looked at it and remembered better times, but I felt nothing. It's just so cheap and manufactured feeling.

Yes, it's already confirmed by HBO, too lazy to look for the article. Kitlet is negotiating a huge fat paycheck and it's going to be supervised by Gurm. No hopes for the project, user?

I found appalling that Jaime eventually will die, but not at the hands of Bran. Jaime is indirectly responsible for the deaths of the people trying to help Bran. If Bran wasn't crippled by Jaime, nothing of this could happened.

But what if you've had sex with multiple girls, including a gf of several years, but never met anyone like Maisie Williams before? She's the light, she's the Sun.

First cousin marriage is very common. If Jon reveals his lineage as a Targ, no one will object to his marriage to Sansa (or Arya, or Dany).

Jon has a lot of family he could wind up with.

Lol no.

Again, lol no.

Jesus fucking Christ. I have nothing but overflowing disgust.

based trips

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What's the official shipping name of Jon+Sansa? Jonsa?

[citation needed]

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jonsa or sanson are all that come to mind

I've watched every episode at least twice. Hodor ending was the best thing this season.

Brilliant

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But it means /got/ never ends, haha.

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Casuals

NO

Was Stephen Dillane's Stannis among the best three GoT performances overall? What is your top 3?

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Will the last episode be lewd will we some ponani or will there be something awesome, or will it be just dumb plotholes that they will have sometime to figure out?

I do that about the books, mate.

30 MINUTES

What do you think user?

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You know the answer.

And I don't especially value my time, considering I spend 1200 hours every year on Football Manager

This show is the controlled release of spoilers, nothing more.

Haven't seen it in ages, thanks

almost accurate, that was old /GoT/ threads

New /GoT/ threads

Don't forget DARKSTAR! DARKSTAR!

It's from halfchan user, get your /got/ knowledge straight

where's the livestream?

I've always watched it an hour later when it posts on vodlocker

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see

Just letting you know it wasn't refering to "/GoT/", no one cares about those threads except one whining user.

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Nope fam, but how could you be sure I'm not lying?

Peace at last.

thanks user

I'm relieved.

Maybe Kingfag himself will grace us with a visit tonight

why?

8 minutes lads

If there is no lewd things in the final episode I'm seriously going to be pissed.
if there is no dragon porn I'm going to be pissed if there is no, dawg og dawg fucking its going to piss me off.

even a floppy benis I would be fine with.

Because it's a special occasion, the last #LIVE for almost a year, and Kingfag is the best /got/ poster in history all across the chans.
KINGFAG! KINGFAG! KINGFAG!

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nigga you thirsty

That recognition goes to Phantasm, sorry fam.

Here you go, user.

Master of Lore is cool too, without a doubt.

YES

link to stream?

4 minutes lads
Streams already freezing

which stream freezes the least?

Last chance for Cocklehead nudes

D&D pls deliver

It's in this thred, see if you can find it :)
Protip: CTRL+F "stream"

see

hard to tell

How lovely

Acestream link

95a8a7f087d4c49eef9b4b40d14505bdd78f4eed

Has ads every 20 mins or so but it's pretty decent and doesn't stutter much

cerci is going to kill everyone and then all the major houses will be run by womyn

Moot on the left.

from cuckchan

96.47.225.155:9720/on3
199.195.248.155:10701/niggers.ts
hotmemes.online:2345/benis

i'm watching this with mpc-hc

Season 7 will be TheMarySue.com wet dream
B R A V O D & D

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IT'S ON

streams are unwatchable

You know the drill.

Horrible start, lads.

R + L = J CONFIRMED

GODDAMN IT IT'S A DORNE EPISODE!

wher eis a fucking stream god fucking damn it

It's called a pleb recap

Nevermind, don't use these

Tommen getting /fa/

Oh. My mistake.

see

sweet

wut why

When did Kit and Emilia get first billing in the credits?

The Maisie getting her revenge

laggy as fuck

PYCELLE CONFIRMED CHAD

Tower of Joy today.

Loras getting all shamed like

Yeah, they're both dead.

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I'm watching this shit live on HBO

How are you streamfags seeing shit before me?

DO SOMETHING, MACE

I'm watching it on HBO too, timezone differences I guess CET here

EST

Weird.

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FRANKENMOUNTAIN RELEASED SOON LADS

Loras got raped worse than Stannis by D&D to be honest.

lol smh

Loving this buildup, hopefully something comes out of it

They brainwashed him.
Straight fucking up. Jesus christ.

Margery wanted to help him but he was already broken by the time he spoke to her.

Nope, Margaery and Loras are playing along

PYCELLE REKT

it's just a ruse bro

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No, Loras was totally broken we saw him tell Margery he just wanted them to stop torturing him.

Damn, she's gonna blow out the whole city, isn't she

BRAVO

At least Varys crossbows Qyburn later.

HOOOLY SH*T
HOLY SH*T

Fuck off, Maisiefag.

OH SHIT

Oh boy, she's gonna feel some pain

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RIP EVERYONE

KABOOOOOOM!

Cersei getting cheeky :^)

ALLAHU AKBAR

RIP KING BETA

Why are streamfags 10 minutes behind?

Where was this evil bitch at the last 6 seasons?

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I'm watching live on HBO and I'm 10 minutes behind.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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THAT BOY DON'T FLY SO GOOD DO HE

what a cuck

#bantz

Fitting for such a spineless beta

OLDTOWN

You know, Cersei basically just did what the Mad King wasn't able to

sHE IS GOING TO GET RAPED

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Except he wanted to burn the whole city. And there might still be wildfire throughout the sewers.

On a smaller scale, but yeah.

King cuck is dead

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wow they show Cersei reaction. And even she was disgusted at her son's death.

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So Septa Unella is going to be raped by an 8ft tall zombie for years on end?

Lewd..

God I hate sam and the retards story line

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10/10 would ravish that little elf-ette