/got/ GENERAL

Cersei of course

Game of Thrones ratings have reached new heights in season 6.

U.S. viewership of the HBO fantasy hit have now surpassed 23 million viewers episode when all forms of viewing are counted (that’s originals, repeats, DVR and streaming).

Even with the season not yet finished and data still incomplete, that tally is up 15 percent from season 5, which was the show’s previous record holder.

Among adults 18-49 – a demo not tracked by HBO, yet interesting to look at nonetheless – the drama is often beating all other cable and broadcast shows (last week’s episode delivered a 3.9 rating in the demo).

As first reported by USA Today, HBO’s internal data breakdown goes like this: Sunday premiere ratings are up 6 percent (7.3 million). TV and on-demand viewership is up 4 percent. And viewing on HBO Now and HBO Go digital platforms shot up 70 percent over last season (2.5 million streams).

Looks like Tumblr wins again.
S7 MORE GIRL POWER.

homophobic pope guy

There were posts at the end of the previous thread describing the finale plot.
A lot of it reeks of bullshit.

Jon is not a Stark.
Sansa wouldn't fight her own brother, if that's what you're implying, not after retaking Winterfell and helping her with all her shit.
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but GRRM has a soft spot for female main characters. How many of them have actually died? Cat? She's coming back as Lady Stoneheart. We saw what happened with Arya, he wouldn't let her die. Sansa didn't die from the jump last season. He wouldn't kill Margaery.
That's not GRRM's style. His kills are sudden and unexpected during a character's most peaceful/happiest moments for maximum shock value. Robb in the wedding, Tywin on the toilet, Shae in bed, Jon when told his uncle is alive, Viserys being reassured of his crown, etc.

you faggots need to fuck off to reddit already

Even though I haven't seen anything special in season 6. Previous seasons were better.

but user, S6 is much better!

there's not nearly as many characters to keep track of, and instead of boring discussions about politics we get to see Dany and Jon being awesome and killing evil guys!

Team feminism will win for sure they're too fucking OP.

Jon was killed under different circumstances in the books, Sansa didn't do the jump in the books, and in the books it was already established that you could survive jumping off the wall. I highly doubt I'm the only one anticipating that Thoros will die and that Cat will end up reluctantly giving her life to Jon in the books.

It's not happening. Cat has the remnant of life from Berric, which was already diminished, and she's mostly a wight now that tells people to hang other people. If she brought Jon back he'd just be a shambling corpse

Isn't the reason Cat is what she is because she was soaking in the river for three days, and because she is pissed that as far as she knows her entire family died?

The same guy who is Stannis' heir after Shireen

Who?

Berric says that every time he died he lost a piece of himself, and he died six times.

He gave Cat his diminished lifeforce. This coupled with her being very dead made her pretty much a monster.

With help from his terrified, underage concubine.

They meet the sand snakes and help them kill Tyene for betraying feminism by showing her boobs to a man that one time.

did they really cancel rome for this piece of shit?
i just watched rome and it's so much fucking better than this steaming pile of shit

Yes, Rome was a trillion times better. Sadly they fucked up the second season by condensing two seasons into one.

just accept it, Rome wasn't good enough to justify the massive expenses

this is true of both the TV show and the empire

but she's the only cute one

In the original outline, Jaime became king at one point.

On the show, my guess would be Gendry if anyone can prove his heritage.

Exactly.

Tumblr doesn't like cute girls because tumblr is not cute and never will be.

you don't think this tumblrite is cute?

Final episode spoilers, screencapped for posterity.

And S7 spoilers, again for the same reason.

No one believes anything you say.

Not him, I'm just capping it for laughs later on.

That child's going to grow up to be a fine citizen, definitely.

But that's the thing, the show was supposed to be dumb but it's the same thing as the show and in written form you notice how retarded it is more than in the show.
Then you have Dany who's a dumb loli getting molested and shit like that. It's pure cringe. It's like you can feel how fat, juvenile and depraved the author is just by reading it.

Dany loved it and shes not a loli, did you even read the book or are you just parroting other people?

I've actually read the damn thing and that's why it bothers me so much. I know she's not quite a loli but she's thirteen years old and it gets creepy because you know there's a fat old fuck writing it. After all the whine from the bookfags I expected something more cerebral than generic fantasy with rape and food porn.

This seems plausible.

so did Bremain

What did you expect? Anyone could have told you that the books are the pinnacle of mediocre, while the show is just shit. Hell, "American Tolkien" by itself should have raised red alerts.

Well, sucks for you, mate.

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GRRM is no tolkein. The only reason his books have relevance is because of the TV show, and beyond that, in ten years, it will fade to obscurity.

The correct term is sodomite killer, and no, he will die when Cersei blows the Sept of Baelor

I swear to god I will flay the retard who started the whole tolkien comparison. My guess its because tolkien is the only other fantasy writer this normalfag knew

You silly dummy. This is now D&D fanfic. Because the fat fuck failed to deliver Winds on Winter on time, D&D can do whatever they please with the plot

But Tolkien>>>>GRRM
That's indisputable

3/10 bait made me response and apply yourself

Alright he is.

What now?

It's been a tried and tested form of promotion - publishers love to put Tolkien comparisons on the jacket. As to who did it for SoIaF, it's this guy - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Grossman

But let's wait to see if that user was right or he is worthy of being mocked as the quasimodocancers

That he failed to prove his point despite being right. Also GRRM failed to be a good fantasy writer because he allowed the political and ideological nuisances to mess with his story, rather than create a cohesive, self-contained word.

All of these renders him as a merely hack writer who will be just remembered as a fade of his time, unlike Tolkien, which has able to endure the passing of time.

work

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I wonder if after GoT outlives itself HBO will turn to the work of Zelazny. It has incest, fight for power, guns, murder, unexplainable shit and ebin swordfights. And Roger is dead, so he can't even complain!

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Forgot to provide proof. This is the original article (paywalled) - content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1129596,00.html
But this is a bit more illuminating.

nytimes.com/2005/12/12/books/a-fantasy-realm-too-vile-for-hobbits.html

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After GoT, fantasy tv will be over for another decade.

Nope, next will be Robert Jordan and his Wheel of Time books. His wife's been pushing extra hard for a TV series, especially after legal fuckery produced this particular abomination.

you know why that is, George?

it's because Tolkien didn't load each of his books with thirty chapters of fucking filler!

Whatever, I don't really care for this argument. I like ASOIAF as a story and I like LotR as well, but I don't really see the point in juxtaposing the two. Different beasts entirely.

can't wait tbh

I hope the Belgariad will be next, I've had enough grimdork shows for now.

Did anyone see that shadow over Kang'z Landin' in the trailer?

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I liked it but it's more family friendly so it depends on what you want out of fantasy stories. It's a very accessible moral tale that I think would make for good television, it's not amazing literature or anything. I'd also like to see The Fionavar Tapestry adapted into a film trilogy.

As for wheel of time I don't think it would be very good as a tv series since you'd have to have an insane budget to do it justice. Game of Thrones worked so well because it was fairly low magic to begin with and the show made magic even more rare and scaled down everything.

Yeah, I find it funny that he thinks bloating the series is something positive. If he had talent enough to plan and write the series as a trilogy as originally intended he could have written a new series of books by now. I guess his editor encourages the bloat because it sells more books but it's not a sign of a good writer.

Additionally LotR was really one book that got split up in publishing. It wasn't even a series.

I don't even like Tolkien, but

Is an insult to him. And I like to right edgy crime fiction.

It's like the low T dweeb kikes were given a collective face.

And this is why you don't post at 5 am

Is just trying too hard to justify GRRM. He doesn't deserved considering how the plot of ASOIAF is now being discovered.

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Real American Tolkien coming through

Why are the white walkers taking so long to invade?
They attacked the fist of the first men and the wildlings encampment in story what a couple years ago now?

Mandatory penis inspections for all the new recruits?

What do the white walkers eat? They have to have some kind of caloric intake and metabolism to swing swords don't they? If not why not and if so what do they eat and where do they take shits?

have you considered reading something else fam?

probably snow

That Tully guy said he was locked in the Freys' dungeon for years. So years have passed in-universe since the Red Wedding.

Alt shift X recap

How about you fucking make me you cock gobbler?

How about stop to being a pretentious and butthurt dipshit faggot when someone suggest you something, you butthurt dipshit faggot?

He didn't suggest me shit, go impale yourself on some BBC.

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The globalist aristocratic kike union is failing and you're sad about not being in it with potatoface?

It's already failed.

The only reason it existed was to keep all the other countries safe from the UK, now all of Europe is in danger.

Well, Holla Forums, "The globalist aristocratic kike union" will never fail, because they will remain in charge even if a new Hitler emerges; and I'm only sad because I've lost a connection to Maisie, which interests me more than stupid politics

So, only one episode left of the season and TWoW is still never ever.

this goy gets it

she is as ugly as you are dumb

tolkis books were shit though, especially the endless landscape descriptions and flat 1-dimensional characters and the unengaging, boring writing

silmarillion was pretty decent though

what's it like being a contrarian faggot?

Not surprising, tbh.

People get to have their own opinions, you shithead.

this is literally what it means

Sup gurm, how's the book coming along?

Shit by what scale? All you've got is a bunch of qualifiers that might as well be a schizophrenic's delusions.

No, that's not what it means. Contrarian means someone who disagrees for the sake of disagreeing. If someone genuinely doesn't like Tolkien that doesn't make them a contrarian. Someone having a different opinion than the majority does not automatically make them a contrarian.

The word's meaning has been changed as a way to demonize and smear people with opinions that are unpopular. If you use the word contrarian in the modern context then you are most likely a liberal and you are most likely in favor of everyone sharing the same views. The reason for this is because you're too scared of having to think for yourself, so when you see someone else coming up with their own opinions and not just going along with the herd you have urge to attack them and beat them into submission.

about as well as your mom's project to quit drinking and fucking niggers

You've never actually read LotR, have you? I don't mean just skimmed the first few pages or watched the terrible films but actually read through the entire thing.

A bit touchy there, aren't we? It's okay, I'd be unhappy too if someone turned my fantasy series into blatant feminist propaganda.

why would GRRM be unhappy about that?

he's such a good feminist that he actually stopped calling himself a feminist when a woman told him that men can't be feminists

I'm quite smart irl, I have a colleage degree and stuff. Just here I come off as dumb because I haven't read these books, I don't care about English grammar and I can't remember every single fucking detail of this show, because I saw each and every episode only once and only when they broadcast. So that means she is quite pretty then

I'm not a globalist at all. It was just a bloody joke, but you see politics everywhere

that means nothing in today's world

any literal retard can get a college degree if they just pick an easy major

Sadly that's true, but I've gained mine in 2009

nigga that's only seven years ago

Smart people don't call themselves smart.

Beside the point that you niggers are so biased, how should I prove my point then?
Maisie is love and life

When season 6 finishes, it'll be about 10 months or so until season 7. If GRRM can't fucking finish the novel in 10 months after nearly 6 years, then he never will, and he just likes the idea of being a writer and going to cons as a fat little gnome celebrity.

he probably has fewer pages done now than he did when S6 started

If he finishes it, it will still be shitty, so…

it's like a poetry

Also it prooves he is a Maisiefag

I didn't get to watch it until today for reasons. What a hell of an episode.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet
Literally villain tier.

Don't forget:

My foreign armies will kill them.

>implying the fact that she rides a black bull dragon is a bad thing

das raciss

Yeah was Dany talking about everyone? Tywin kept shit moving. When he died everything fell apart. And I don't think the Iron Isles dad lead their place to ruin. I thought he just bummed around and did nothing. Or maybe there's some context I was missing in the fact he never fucking appeared in the show.

Balon destroyed their nation by involving them in a war that they couldn't win against the North.

The first four or five books of WoT are fun, but then it eventually feels like you're reading the plot of a PC game.

that one part where Rand stills a woman just by escaping from a box

What the fuck are the dothraki going to do in westeros anyway, besides getting wrecked that is.

Settle once they have a surplus of resources and no longer need to pillage, making Bulgaros.

will the season finale be a filler with a cliffhanger at the end?

FTFY, and yes, yes it will.

You said Drogon killed the Dothraki you lying faggot.

GENERAL REMINDER

If Roose was still alive Salsa would be getting the pork sausage right now.

CHECK 'EM

A shame

And that's why I love Trump

Why are you even here? With such low standards you should be out in meatspace collecting munters and assembling some kind of goblin harem.

Would you watch a Game of Thrones anime?

Only if Grum and jew & jew aren't involved in it.

If you wanted a connection with maisie, immigrate to UK faggot.

yes

depends, is the animation just like Berserk Golden age? Or will it be a flash shit rendition just like Kingdom/Overlord shit anime?

Yes, because the anime industry isnt taken over by jews yet.

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Mwhahehehhaheaheh

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In the books she's sort of supposed to be, she's the force that will wreck Westeros so hard that they pretty much don't stand a chance against the white walkers who then proceed to fuck things up worse than anything has ever done. That was the original plan for the asoiaf trilogy.

Game of Thrones: A civil war starts because of the Lannister's and the Stark's feud and plotting. Meanwhile Dany gathers power and armies in the east.

A Dance with Dragons: Dany after conquering the east starts to invade Westeros which has been weakened by the civil war. She's the large external threat.

The Winds of Winter: The pile of kaka that remains in Westeros is fucked to death by the White Walkers as they breach the wall and seek to kill everyone. This is the final climax as the survivors in Westeros put up a desperate fight against the undead armies which thanks to previous wars almost face no resistance.

I really hope white walkers win in the end without deus ex machina saving everyone's entire ass.

She's as stupid as she is ugly

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No thanks, your mom is more happy enjoying that BBC

/Thread

lol no

LOTR was garbage, go die in a fire, faggot

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Lead the way, I follow you after you jump in that fire

Nah, you're the only one going in, dipshit

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Yeah very smart quasimodocancer

Do I have to remind you every single time?
>>>/waifuist/

what

but how?

you can't inb4 faggot

eh, you're a dumbfuck

you earned that privilege more than me, faggot

Earned….because I pointed out that you're a dumb faggot?

Just goes to show, you're a dumbfuck

I doubt that will happen, GRRM said that the ending will be bittersweet and even from the beginning he intended that the five main characters would survive to the end.

but who are the 5 main characers?

Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Arya

My guess is Sansa is one of the 'five main' now but in fact the original synopsis had her die at one point.

you mean Jamie is going to die?!?

how do you know?

Wasn't it in the leaks that he will die in the next episode?

Show-Sansa seems to be invulnerable thanks to feminism but book Sansa might die since she doesn't have much plot relevance anymore. The fifth main character is Bran.

That the main five will live to the end doesn't exclude other people from making it, too. Sam will make it, I think.

That said, my guess is Jaime will die. I think ultimately Tyrion will be the last Lannister and get Casterly Rock.

that really sucks, the only worse character is Brienne

Tommen and Cersei are going to die but I don't remember Jamie…

keep lying to yourself, you butthurt moron

Cersei will die in season 7. Tommen will die in the finale

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erm, I wasn't taking this seriously, so that leaves you as the moron

Oh right, I forgot Bran. He merges with the Helios AI.

Yeah, but he was literally losing pieces of his body. If a mostly intact corpse got resurrected, it's the corpse's former owner returning to life. Dany sacrificed Drogo, Miri Maz Dur and a fucking horse to get her dragons. I don't think blood magic works how you're implying it does.

me neither.

I NEED maisie to step on my face

Don't forget lunchbox

Just look for the user who wants to pretend to be quasimodo to please you, the you both GTFO Holla Forums and stop forcing this unfunny meme, you faggot in denial.

I want maisie to pee on me

If a woman was not a feminist she would be sexist?

How does this guy remain fat in the series?

How can Melisandrer summon smoke demons? How is Daenyrisis fire retardant? How does the mountain take shits?

heatst.com/culture-wars/failing-game-of-thrones-refugee-campaign-raised-0-on-world-refugee-day/

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I thought the mountain would go full tard rage at the trial and kill Tommen.

I'm sure he'll go frankenstein monster and start screwing things up for Cersei.

Talk about ruined orgasm. I figured the Dany and WW invasion would have to happen at the same time to get a satisfying last part. I think the books will fuck it up too by having the WWs pop in at the end for a quick cameo.

in other news, Kit Harrington is a massive faggot

Wew lad

You know nothing, Jon snuuuuuh

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Were there seriously people surprised by this?

wew

Jej

WHY CONTAIN IT?

No, Berric explicitly says he lost memories and parts of his old personality:

So his fat is magic then?

This is even funnier

heatst.com/uk/failing-game-of-thrones-refugee-campaign-cant-even-get-its-own-staff-to-donate/

The funniest part of this is that Harington is descended from nobility. How hilarious, that someone like this would be so against Britain having sovereignty.

Apparently the finale was leaked

copypasting spoilers

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Jon is crowned King in the North at the same time Dany is crowned Queen of Dragons in mereen

Sansa has a nice conversation with Jon at the weirdwood lake Ned used to go

Sansa will have to marry Robin Arryn

2/3 (muh too many lines)

Jon secretly follows Sansa and Littlefinger in the woods

He interrupts them and Littlefinger gives him a letter (we dont see it for the rest of the episode)

The Northern Lords apologize to the Starks and Jon warns them of the White Walkers

We see a new blonde wildlings that take a liking to Jon

Davos makes Jon choose between him and Melisandre, Jon chooses Melly and Davos sets off riding a horse to nowhere

Dany is crowned as the queen of Dragons by Kinvara

Dany and co finally sails to Westeros, leaving targaryen banners on Mereen

Varys meets up with Ellaria Sand and Olenna Tyrell and discusses Dany's looming conquest

Cersei tells High Sparrow a story Tywin used to tell them as kids, about the Targaryens and their Dragons

it ends with Sparrow saying "But you do not have Dragons" (something along those lines)

Cersei says "You burn regardless"

Qyburn sets off the wildifre under the sept and detonates everyone inside it (Margery, Loras, the Sparrows)

Tommen sees the burning sept and commits suicide

Vary's littlebirds murder Pycelle

Qyburn sees their corpses and finds Varys waiting for him (??? teleport)

Varys shoots Qyburn

Jon and Sansa has a little conversation in the crypts

Jon wanders deeper unto the crypt and finds tombs prepared for every Stark children and who their parents were

Benjen drops Bran off the Wall and departs

Bran sees the rest of TOJ

we see Lyanna having fetal distress and Ned had to cut the baby off of her

she whispers something to Ned before she dies that we dont hear

Bran whispers "Jon"

Ned seems to hear him once again

Jon sees a pile of rubble in the crypts and decide to go further

He sees his tomb and who his parents are

Arya poisons the freys and Walder blames Jaime and the Lannister causing the Army to decimate the Freys

Arya flees and sees men in horseback going somewhere (I assume were the brotherhood)

Sam arrives at a library and tells Gilly they have to go back to the wall

Yup, thats retarded enough to be true.

It's D&D work, they are the masters of retarded. I just copied and paste, dunno if true. We have to wait.

Aristocratic nobles have always pushed for a centralised, unified Europe from the shadows ever since their world went tits up after the 1st world war.

Dubs of obscure /his/tory facts. impressive.

That's pretty much par for the course really. Europe's nobility intermarried their families throughout the continent for centuries for political gain. Families like the Hapsburgs controlled multiple countries and started tons of bloody conflicts to further their dynasties or because of retarded infighting between them.

>Sam arrives at a library and tells Gilly they have to go back to the wall

BRAVO D&D

yfw the inevitable scene where Dany meets the cringe sneks

Hello Sir Maisiefag, I hope you are here now

>me on the left

The scene with yara already sent me to the hospital

What is meatspace?
Do want!

I'm still on the same continent as her

I find her beautiful. In my eyes, that means she is really smart

Is this halfchan?

Wait, you are that black fat guy from that meme?

Because…?

Because…?
you suck, that's why

Would not fug, but she seems like she might be alright to hang out with.

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you ready to commit sudoku when Belgium eliminates you guys tonight?

It'd be cool if this were true because it means Val has plot significance. Perhaps as Jon's Nissa Nissa/the Queen of the Wildlings/the Queen of the North?

top jej

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Does anyone else think this means we wont see davos again? Only reason he wont get killed off is if D&D manage to fuck up season 7 so hard they need a random good guy to swoop in and save the day

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you don't actually follow this sport, do you

D and D don't know how to retire characters without killing them off. The idea that Davos will go home and spend time with his wife and kids triggers them.

I thought brienne would "meet an old friend turned foe" but no mention of it in the spoilers

Davos only had one son in the show.

Davos has nothing left ;_;

He could have more that they haven't mentioned; remember, he has little kids at his Keep in the books that weren't at the battle. Stannis presumably has given him the same Keep in the show.

He has his wife.

I think it would be great to hang out with her if you can tolerate nicotine's smell

You can't tell me what to do!

sure I do, I watched several games of the World Cup two years ago

every team was full of niggers

>>>/sp/

Yes I can
>>>/waifuist/

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Who the fuck are you? A nobody. You have no power over me!

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He is a nigger, that's why he said it. Or he wanks it to interracial porn and wants to submit himself to big black cocks

Guys stop fighting; niggers are good at defense because they can run. Whites and spics are good at forward positions because they can aim better and tend to be more intelligent in the game.

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Davos has been on cruise control for 2 fucking seasons. If this ends with him just wandering off after accomplishing absolutely nothing since the introduction of his character… well I won't actually be surprised.

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fucking kek

I'd be happy though. The guy tried to make nobles into decent people for 4 years and got nothing for it. They don't deserve him.

*Davos & Sam* spinoff cuntfirmed.

Tommen is wearing eyeliner and makeup here?

listal.com/viewimage/8366201

God, they look like mimes in French theater.

Did someone say mimes?

And it keeps getting worse. Where do they find these things? You could hire famine-struck children with bloated bellies in their place , and they would look better with less makeup.

It's theater, user

It's a 5-year-old's nightmare.

Has it leaked yet? Are there spoilers yet?

OLD MEN
RULING THE WORLD

Capeshit is higher quality entertainment and art than this travesty of a show.

Woah, so is his girlfriend!
Isn't that some wild shit?

Ex-theatrefag here, can confirm.
Everyone gets painted up way more than is normally necessary. Comes with the territory. Theatre women are fucking crazy.

Any stories to tell?

It's almost like the noble classes never went away in Europe.

See the news buddy

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She wanted to stay with us ;_;
instagram.com/p/BG_2xPqnquY/?taken-by=maisie_williams

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No shit she did, she's a massive SJW.

Can't really blame the Britanons for quitting, their point of view considered. But it was nice to be politically united with Maisie, while it lasted. Now we're only united in love

RARE
A
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I'm more worried about Stannis. He and his people have relocated to Dragonstone.

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I'm here now, but you're probably watching football in the other room…
Show those silly multi-culti Belgians!

lel

shiggy

Is the opening of Deus Ex the Plane Scene of video games?

Absolutely based

Have we already forgotten about S5 (it wasn't long ago) and especially S2?

No. It's a meme because of the funny voice acting and cheesy lines. It's nowhere near the complete package of nonsense that the plane scene is.

Not sure if tall Jew or other two are midgets…

Compared to what? Surely not ASOIAF?

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Benioff is a big guy, he used to work as a bouncer in club during college. Or at least that's what he says, if you look up who his father is, he probably wasn't in dire need of cash.
Also, Maisie is 5 feet tall :)

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This was so satisfying to watch

Really? All I felt was frustration during the whole retarded battle

So at the very least partially.

This probably isn't a joke. Given that he writes without a clear outline he probably is tossing out pages

I loved the battle m8

Do you think he's changing stuff around that the show already spoilt?

Sure you did. Take that scene - how the hell did infantry carrying heavy-ass shields manage to surround troops wearing leather, and whose specialty is guerrila warfare?

The half-asian chick who did facial abuse porn didn't need to do it either, her father is a banker in Manhattan. Lady Gaga went went stripping despite going to the same 23000$ a semester school as Paris Hilton. Rich kid thrill seeking happens.

This makes my penis confused.

No, just a lot of the connective tissue between the big items.

They can be pretty fast when not moving in formation
I think the wildlings were engaged in melee with Bolton infantry when those guys were given command to surround them

He taught English in high school too

They literally just watched as they got surrounded 3 ranks deep. If I'd still kept the file, I'd have posted screencaps of Jon and Davos just staring dumbly and LETTING the shield wall form. Secondly, the infantry was being led by Karstark and hadn't reached them yet, while the Bolton cavalry was already out of business.

You mean travelling chapters

Why is he so bad at planning? How hard can it be to write a quick chapter outline? You can't really do any interesting stuff if you don't plan ahead, you're just going to write yourself into a corner sooner or later.

Just got around to watching ep.9
Jesus, it was shit.

Again with the whole "Dany is best! :^)", Salsa was useless shit who did nothing besides nagging Jon and add nothing of value to the fight, Ramsay died like a bitch and the whole Masters invasion made no sense and added nothing besides a heavy handed "Dany rox, Dany best Queen, gurl powerr".
Now, I liked Tyrion telling Dany she is just as crazy as the Mad King but it was brushed off with a "oh but the circumstances are different", I liked CIA saving the day and having Jon fighting like a mad man.

Thia shit is getting worse and worse by the episode, I hope they do something to redeem the season.
My only hope is that in the last season the white walkers kill every single character in this shitshow.

Them bracelets don't fit anymore.

Downloading it now to confirm, maybe you're right, will post. If it was just 5 seconds before raising shields, not much they could have done at the moment.
Then who were they fighting before they got surrounded? It wasn't just cavalry. You probably mean those guys led by Umber who attacked them from the back, after the shieldwall was already closing on them.

Nope, Salsa and Dany will be the two dyker rulers and the WWs are defeated before they do any real damage. :^)

Shit man, I knew they would have CIA with his army join the battle but sansa sent her brother to his death without batting an eye and then pop up looking all smug. Fuck that made me rage

With the come of every season she became fatter and fatter

You mean Dany and Yara

You mean after they kill all the men.

Sorry, Umber, not Karstark, and it wasn't from the back - they just mounted the pile of bodies, and came from the Bolton side like everyone else. Also, cavalry gets dismounted like everyone else - first priority of pikes is to put them up against horses.

Post to remind the massiefaggot to not to create a new thread until this one went 404

=if you do it otherwise, fuck you, eat a bag of dicks and kill yourself faggot===

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#LIVE THREAD

Writing ain't easy. GRRM writes a lot like I do, only more successfully (he actually is better at getting shit done than most amateurs. Then again it is his fulltime job.). Compared to say L. Ron Hubbard his output is abysmal, but that guy could just string together paragraphs insanely fast.

JK Rowling did the whole outline method and now complains about major elements of her story not working out like she'd liked, like Hermione and Ron.

If GRRM had done the outline approach, there probably wouldn't have been a Mountain vs Viper fight, or Stannis crushing Wildings, or Jaime's redemption arc.

It's a tradeoff between systems. The outline approach is arguably better, but GRRM is a little more able to adapt and do unexpected things because

I dont even know why we need a new thread when going past the bump limit, shit doesnt make sense on Holla Forums or Holla Forums let alone a slow board like Holla Forums

No, Dany and Salsa. See Yara also isn't alpha enough to go after Dany, she tried but was quickly turned into a sub and was relegated the task of turning the Ironborn into eneuchs so they fit together with the rest of Dany's subjects.
>3 white girls use an army of castrated dindus to kill the white (walker) menace

How so? And since when is it considered noble showing off your tits on a show made for American manchildren?

it's not very noble to cuckold a prince by growing an Arab heir to the throne in your belly, but that didn't stop Diana

modern nobility are fucking trash. Any pressures to survival ended when politicians replaced them