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Since this is obviously movie news, what do you think about the new condom coming? It's Hex-shaped, doesn't slip off as easy and doesn't tear. This will be great for Jews and Scientologists in Hollywood to get new up and coming child stars roles in their upcoming films without comprising their safety!
A new condom is coming called "Hex"
Liam Flores
Michael Diaz
Advertised by Charlie Sheen
Nolan James
Using condoms is a mortal sin.
These folks over at Hollywood better not use them.
Liam Nelson
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Kevin Bennett
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Cooper Mitchell
>>>/normies/
Jackson Roberts
>>>/faggot/
Joseph Howard
Glad forceflex condom
Caleb Hall
HEFTY
HEFTY
HEFTY
Sebastian Bailey
Even between a married couple, that doesn't want anymore children?
Michael Jenkins
Fuck off.
Matthew White
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Benjamin Hughes
Wow.
Really makes you think.
Benjamin Ramirez
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Anthony Hernandez
Don't be a Jew cuck faggot, user, this is an important announcement
Connor Perry
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Julian Baker
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Leo Wright
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Colton Ramirez
Who still believes that sex is only for reproduction?
Did God blew the fuck out of that guy who pulled out his dick before cumming? Yes.
Did that guy LITERALLY promised not to do just that? Also yes.
Landon Martinez
Wasn't this pope in some Rock band in the 60's?
Josiah Cook
He's currently in a highly esteemed rap group.
Aaron Kelly
It's not the same.
Having sex while there is little to no natural chance of the woman becoming impregnated is not "having sex for pleasure", it's simply having sex and the woman not becoming pregnant. The reason why the couple has sex might not have procreative intentions, which is why they periodically abstain, but they still allow the possibility of it occuring.
When you wear a condom, you are deliberately denying the procreative function of sex, which is deemed immoral.
Jack Johnson
why
Justin Rogers
Not only is the ear missing, so are his wrinkles and spots on the face. He's using that amazing foreskin skin creme I hear so much about, I wager.
Jonathan Clark
sad tbh
Carter Bennett
what do i care? i'll never get the chance to use one
Lincoln Bennett
This pope is the antichrist, so its pretty fitting to get satan trips.
Ryder Hall
you don't have a Fleshlight?
William Watson
you are the kind of chickenshit who pleasures his lady through a dental dam
Colton Clark
I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about and your post looks like it was made by a raving lunatic.
Alexander Green
google Onan