/got/ general

The Maisiefags have almost totally free reign over these threads. They can spam threads as much as they like, whenever they like, and nobody will ever do anything.

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Please don't ;_;

What Did He Mean By This?

Are there any plot threads that are still good?

It means he's a shill, an obsessed fanboy who does Maisie's marketing for her because he can't control his dick.

King of /got/ is busy in real life, but promised he'll come regulary now. Great news!

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Dubs of sorry fam, there's not any

Is Mountainstein EVER going to get loose, Anons?

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21st for Blackfish deserving proper death scene

IT'S 2016 COME ON
Who is the John Oliver of GoT/ASOIAF?

in that case, no

Note: The Blackfish died on his way back to his home castle

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GRRM

"Come on people, it's 2015! Let in all the Syrian ISIS fighters refugees!"

Daisy has a career after Star Wars, Maise has nothing after GoT.

JUST

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-6-blackfish-dead-clive-russell-interview-a7079706.html

shit poll

Why does Arya know how to skin a face?

Your mom is not either. Be grateful

Fun fact: Maisie has 4 movies unrelated to GoT comming up, plus rumoured role in next X-men. Also already received universal critical praise and awards for The Falling (2014). Daisy has only Star Wars sequel and one other thing confirmed.

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Well, the correct answer didn't take long.
That sounds like directly from Oliver's show

looks like it's true what they say: to get a role in a movie, you need to sleep with someone who's already in (in this case Sophie)

She's been collecting faces of internet bullies for three years now.

Toad's sister?

THE ONE TRUE QUEEN OF WESTEROS

Or just toad.

H-how did she get a role in GoT?

DP with D&D

By throwing Judge Frollo into a flaming abyss.

Sound based, silly D&D should have shown this

:o
>implying Weiss didn't sit on a stool and watch

Alright, this one was pretty funny.

Get Brienne out from what? The situation that was only going to be dangerous for her if she decided to singlehandedly attack an army?

Some Irish werewolf girl apparently, not familiar with with comic books or adaptations. She already had good oirish accent in Gold (2013).

according to the season trailer he's gonna fuck shit up in the finale

To be absolutely fair though, ASOIAF does have more magic as the story goes on, significantly more than GoT.

You're being retarded, user.
Stop that.

I-it's just to reinforce the HYPE later, r-right?

I wish maisie would step on my face

I wish she'd step on your fucking throat.

I wish I would step on Maisie's face

might make her look better

Not the user you are talking to, but Ramses is a hothead. And you know what hothead with significant military advantage would do?
The real reason is that battle on open field is more exciting than some lame besieging probably though

I wish Maisie would piss on my face

Would you lick the foot, user?

Do not bully him or her

you mean the position of defending the castle?

yep, this isn't stupid at all

I know he is, but that user is trying to defend Ramsay sending his men out on a tactical level, which is completely buttfucking retarded. There are no "resources" outside of Winterfell to control. Anyone laying siege without specific weapons WILL starve and die before they break those walls. All Ramsay has to do is hole up in Winterfell and watch Jon and the wildlings eat each other while shit gets even colder.
This was Roose's plan, but apparently user thinks Roose is a dumbass.
Which, given how he died, he might as well be.

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Well, that riverrun siege got resolved a lot more retarded than I thought it would. D&D manage to surprise me yet again, BRAVO

top writing tbh

He has Edmure's son.
Which begs the question, if Edmure has a son to continue his line, why is he even alive anymore?

The freys told edmure he had a son, edmure himself said he hasnt seen his wife since he supposedly impregnated her.

sounds like he should change his name to Cuckmure

Clearly they're lying or else Edmure would've been strung up weeks ago.

it doesn't work on any level

so they could plant him as a puppet? plus they probably want more heirs

They will eventually fight, but not in a Trial by Combat

See how this doesnt work? D&D did it again

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back to halfchan, rulecuck

Fuck off Holla Forums

Why did Edmure give up Riverrun?
For his Frey son who will put the castle under Frey control? What reason did Edmure extinguish his family name?

For his son that totally exists because he impregnated his wife the first time he slept with her and then never saw again.

We already know they'll fight. A picture of the actors practicing got leaked. It just won't be the trial by combat, which was already obvious since Sandor was apparently not affiliated with the Sparrows. Probably Gregor will escort Cersei out of KL and they'll meet on the way to Casterly Rock or something.

cause he's a fucking cuck

Because he realized that otherwise the crown (Jaime or not) would kill all the Tullys. They might have lasted a couple of years with the siege, but eventually they'd be out of food, and whoever was left would just kill 'em all. There was basically nothing to be gained for the house by continuing to rebel. Nobody was coming to help. They'd have been the only rebels left, and unlike Dorne they weren't in a position to make the occupiers fuck off.

What other Tullys? There's Edmure, Brynden, and… Cat's kids. Maybe.
Now it's just Edmure.

>Williams explains that episode director Mark Mylod and his team wanted Arya's escape from The Waif in episode seven and subsequent chase in No One to be far more theatrical, but the actress maintained that it wasn't Ayra's style.

Well, it's also the fact that the Tullys aren't wiped out.

Sounds retarded tbh. D&D's idea of theatrical is probably shit like the waif slowly walking toward Arya down the middle of the street brandishing a knife.

What?
What do you mean they're not wiped out? Yes they are. Riverrun belongs to the Freys.

They're not all dead.

All that's left is Edmure.
He cannot have Tully children. His line has been functionally ended.

mfw it's an arya or dany episode

What better time to post Maisie?

best of at 80%

Here it goes… I hope it will post it

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It's awesome, m8! I never get into them

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Holy shit are we alive?

I guess one of the hamsters got loose and E3 helped fuck the servers

Why the fuck am I even watching this shit?

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Why do they keep doing smug nods at muh strunk women throughout the episode while having the men getting BTFO off screen ?

I never know if I'm supposed to read that shit in a particular order.

It's just a clusterfuck all around.

well I mean
maybe that maester will resurrect sibel kekilli like he did with the mountain and she'll show her necrotic vagina onscreen
you wouldn't want to be left out of that loop at the water cooler

stronk woman syndrome

Wow her killing the girl with no name is some of the biggest bullshit I have ever seen.

Why didn't she retreat? The fuck? It was a hall they had distance and why didn't she run away? Just just stayed there and tried to fight her? Wtf?

To make this believable she should have cut the candle when the fight started. But she didn't, the fuck?

Why didn't she just wait and gank her again like the first time?
There's no logic in the show.

So… they jus cucked Tyrion.

They made the only thing that is relevant to him, politics, to be useless against the logic of two slaves and dragons.

he deserved it

shit character

Some posts which are close are related to each other, but most of the time they are individually cool/funny

Anyone knows what the Grab function does?

Check my dubs

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Thank you, user

you're not welcome

9/10 post - could be a 10/10, but it has a hateful message

This is a neat function.

Davos
Tormund

One of these 2 will die.

I say Davos lives.

Still like CIA + Salsa, and Jon is also OK

Davos lost his character though

Tyrion was Jon Snow tier before his story was dragon'd.

Why the fuck would the masters go back on the agreement and attack full frontal when they know Dany has 3 fucking dragons. What happened to the sons of the harpy in the city? Did they at least sabotage shit before the attack?

Roll for waifu, hope i get a cutie

Danaerys:

-no combat training
-no education
-no dragon riding training
-not strong
-not smart
-not athletic
-beats everyone
-KHALEESI

Is Dany a fantasy creature, Holla Forums?

Nah, she had education untill she was sold to Drogo. You are right about the rest though, she is a boring mary sue

yes

the stronk womyn feminist characters in a medieval setting are all fantasy elements

She was sold to Drogo at thirteen (we'll say eighteen in the show). She can't have that extensive of an education. At best she had as much schooling as Arya did.

New Maisie pic anons :^)

What'd they do, airbrush it?

I love how they made Jimy an asshole again, he basically had 0 character development whatsoever, they could've just cut all of his previous scenes in the show and filled the empty space with ebin dragonqueen badassery and gay sex scenes lmao.

It's so Dabid can make it le extra shocking when he kills Cersei.

I wonder if that's Kevin Owens's body

dick looks very similar, at least

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BREAKING NEWS

Maisie Williams sex tape leaked online

You know he's just saying that to get the Tullys to leave without bloodshed.

Worked like a charm.

Dany = R'hllor

Oh my god you just know they are going to do something retarded like that.

Let the pie fall…

This sounds retarded enough to be true, both in the series and the books.

I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to eat the cheese wheel.

They're going to do something similar to that at least I think with her being immune to fire and all.

Chaos? Chaos is a buffet…

Winter is coming and we know what's coming with it

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Many who try to eat it puke, and never get to try again.

Others, when given the chance to eat, they refuse. They cling to their diet, or hygiene, or kashrut. Illusions.

Only the buffet is real. The food is all there is.

Dany didn't have much "education" at all. Viserys taught her everything, but keep in mind that this nigga's education was cut short when he was 8 years old and had to flee to Essos with his baby sister.
So Dany's education is third rate at best. I'm sure Willem Darry WOULD have taught her a lot, had he not died when she was 5.
Really, Dany in the books is much more bearable than in the show. Still dumb, but somehow not as dumb as her grown up counterpart.

what's the matter? can't afford to get him a real uniform?

I think the rich fat fuck raising them continued with the education

The night is dark and full of midnight snacks

Dany and Viserys had only been with Illyrio for half a year at the start of AGOT. There's still years in between this and Darry dying.

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It's perfect! You really have a talent for this, I thought you'd struggle this time but it's one of the best :)

He's almost 50, might as well get comfy

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That's Carmen Callaway
I'm familiar with the entirety of this video, and the rest of her work. Too bad she's blond in most videos, as far as porn actresses go, she's closest to Maisie

Pic related every time.

Looking forward to the comedy value of her Oirish Blarney opposite Salsa's terrible 'merican impression.

;_;

Stop posting pictures of Maisie's friend, my pants feel funny.

Is this bad accent?
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According to Irish Times, she was "superb" in it.

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Based Hungary

It wouldn't fool me, but she isn't awful. It just sounds like she's talking through her nose.

I wouldn't trust the Irish Times anyway. Those west Brits probably haven't heard an Irish accent themselves in years.

The Irish accent is hard to nail down because we have so many regional accents. I read somewhere we have more distinct dialects per capita than any other country, but I can't remember where.

The problem though is that people impersonating the Irish tend to lift verbal tics from various different accents. It's as jarring to an Irish person as an American impression mostly based on Brookly, but with the occasional Texas "y'all" and some California surfer speak thrown in would sound.

how the fuck? Austria's supposed to be good

The Maisie Mobile has arrived!

Yeah, as a foreigner I can now tell she needs a bit of work still. She will probably take more lessons if the role is confirmed. Sophie though… Only seen the trailer to X-men but those two lines were pretty cringeworthy.

They've absolutely dominated their qualification group, but this is a shameful display.

Yaay, can I get in?
Aren't you watching the match? You're about to sensationally beat Austria

That's his signature. It brings him luck

Thank you!
Why?

:1

What's her name? Chelsea? She is really hot

Party time!

My mom is watching it, I'm listening to it from the otehr room.

You have to sit at the back with the other loosers!

I've sent you a private raven
Cassidy Waterhouse, don't you remember? You told me her name some months ago when I got it wrong, haha.

Congratulations, this is by far the biggest surprise of the tournament so far. We managed to lose to Wales on the other hand, one-man team led by balding sheepshagger ;_;
Don't tell anyone, it's not confirmed yet, but I've heard rumours there might be a Maisieparty tomorrow!

Can you guys just add eachother on steam or skype or something, now you are even talking about fucking football.

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It's not like we're interrupting any ongoing discussion or anything… If you bring up a related topic we might join in.

We are interrupting the slowness of the board, how dare we

twitter.com/SophieT/status/742759481508044800

What did she mean by this?

UN
United Nations?

more like "She's having a bf and cucking him twice (per day)"

Undead? Whatever it is, im expecting nothing.

I'm expecting to see Maisie

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR QUASIMODO AS THE QUEEN MUNTER

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But she already has a "sex scene"

REMEMBER TO MAKE POLLS TO SHOW YOU ARE RIGHT ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE

If it happens, we need to go Arya/Waif style

All these flavors Quasimodocancer and you chose to be Martell's Manticore.

Everyone knows it's gonna be a huge one, can't wait!

Even if you have no faith in D&D their battle episodes are amazing.

Is the whole episode going to be dedicated to it, like Watchers on the Wall in S4?

You want me to wear a sack and stab your guts with a knife? Or you want me to wear a sack and run from you? What kind of a party is that?

Did she handle her role well, Anons?

Williams confirmed as a lazy fuck

The Waif DID NOTHING WRONG

They disappoint me when they killed Wun Wun's Brother off screen

Why is she so amazing?

I hope so though that means no Maisie

I want to handle her well

AND won awards for it :)

t.massiefaggot

sounds like a completely normal friday evening

t. finland

It's hardcore mate, we're gonna trash the thread like Arya did that market street in Braavos, haha!

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When did we ever say we are always on topic? We're enjoying ourselves and someone joined in. No one enjoys metaposts like this though, so I'll just ignore such posts from now on, if you don't mind.

Who could blame you?

Except being a failure and letting her butthurt about Arya get better of her?

lmao

Look fag, I've started the ontopic discussion:

Also these doesn't bother you?

I predict we won't see much of Arya in the remainder of the season, perhaps a 4 minute scene in Ep10 getting a ship to Westeros, or being aboard like the closing scene of S4. Her arc is thematically closed for this season.

Be back in 45 minutes

Oh no, a picture of her being underage! MODS MODS MODS

This episode was such trash. Who the fuck thought having two off-screen deaths was a good idea? Why even build up the suspense for a Arya vs Waif fight only to cut to black? How is it that Quasimodo is a better actress than Kelly C? If we weren't at the end of the season I would quit watching this garbage, but since it's so close to the end I want to see just how bad it can get.

In case you haven't noticed yet GRRM and D&D love blueballing their audiences.

This would have been much better shown, you're right. If you read the interview here → it could have been interesting.
This was a preferable option though. The showdown would turn out cheesy almost surely, and cut to black gave sense and meaning to her blindness from the first half of the season.
This is hardly surprising, is it? Maisie has been stealing her scenes since S1.
This is a meme.

they're all trash. the writers are trash. the actors are trash. the books are trash. that's why it's fun to watch.

:(

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A quasimodo post, is Holla Forums holocaust

No, they don't have quasimodo on them, quasimodocancer

Seriously you need better comebacks, the butthurt is strong on you.

When you used to tripfag.

There's a better place to enjoy yourselves,
>>>/waifuist/

So you're the one who push "le metaposting meme", by metaposting? Paradoxical, isn't it?

You can tell GRRM has been blueballed once or twice in his life

great self-awareness fam

SAVAGE

Are they going to meet again, /got/?

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I bet you said this a the end of each season

10/10

Thank you

Have a nice pic

The longer I look at that dog the scarier he gets

Where did you get these pictures? They're great.

From the Russian Maisiefags

I have one more, will post it soon

Just wait til you see his weenie

Russians are crazy, it's like they have wireless connection to her phone and upload private pictures 2 minutes after she takes them.

Chickenbowl confirmed

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More doggy

Oy gevalt, NEIN!

What is the significance of these words?

The chicken is a metaphor for his earlier life when he wasnt driven by justice

Okay, let me tell you

Chicken is a funny word, and they are a funny bird.

Saved and saved
Why is he so ferocious? Imagine trying to approach Maisie for a selfie and this fierce beast attacks you!

Female Harry Potter confirmed? After black Hermione? What's next? Hagrid will be a 800 tonn transgender queer? Rágó Máyfolt will have blue hair and will be genderfluid?

Mind=blown

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How would YOU corral a chicken?

Because they had to turn them into monsters and make Tyrion look like a fool because noone should go against Daeneris' way of thinking.

Wasn't totally believing this season was Cuck of Thrones as you all said, but now I see it is true.

Please, let the white walkers kill everyone and end my suffering.

Everyone, except Arya

She will hide in a big oyster

There is something that makes me upset about offscreens, because they could always bring people back from offscreen deaths with bullshit reasons.

Im sorry

I don't understand

It's almost as if if D&D don't like your character, they have you die offscreen.

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Stannis is still alive damnit, he cant be dead

Bravo again kike & kike!

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So how is Maisie getting back to Westeros and where?

Does she hire some mercenaries and masketta men?

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Normally I kek myself and cringe whenever non-Irish people try to be Irish, but she's not awful in that.
She could pass for a South Dubliner if she got her "this,that,and there" right

I can see the logic.

Ramsay has the bigger force. Staying in Winterfell means he can't leave it, like say to go to the Dreadfort, his other major holding. And people might talk, and say, "why is the guy not riding out? Is he afraid?"

The risk is Jon cuts you off from the rest of the North, and then the rest of the North starts doing shit you don't want, like not paying taxes or answering summons.

There's practical reasons you don't want to deal with a few months of some asshole outside your castle, especially if you outnumber him more than two to one before including the Karstarks and Umbers.

Just ride out and break the siege, and if the worst happens, you can always run back into the castle and now you provision fewer troops.

From Watchers on the Wall

Synopsis of the last two episodes as part of the HBO submissions to the Emmys

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What did he mean by this?

It means this slag wants a mustache ride.
God, you guys suck at charades.

Imagine how chill the Dreadfort must be with Roose & Ramsay at Winterfell

My theory is that it was part of her training.
Anyone notice how her list has shortened to only include Cersei, Walden Frey, and Gregor Clegane when the waif asked her?

Jaquen also previously kept commenting how her list has so many names. Now it's short and he just lets her go with a smile?

In addition to that she killed 2 people while at the temple.
The money lender and the waif.
The mountain is technically undead at this point so no name would have to be offered for him.

Could we assume this was all just a huge charade to get her ready to do the faceless gods work in killing cersei and walder frey? And of course by extension returning the mountain to the faceless one? I'm sure he's one pissed god that someone stole from him.

Other girl's never practiced with herself being unsighted.

YFW Gilly kills Randyll Tarly via backstab with a knife to save Samwell's life.

Hey, that's great! Just leave it in the trashcan on your way out

That sounds really accurate

She payed some merchants to take her back. The guy had oy vey written all over his face when she took the bag of shekels

:1

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remember the good old days?

when GoT was still pretty good, and /got/ was mostly show discussion and memes?

nice nostalgia goggles, but it was always shit
the only good thing was the huge troll that was the red wedding, and I can get that kind of thrill watching punk'd

nice meme, friendo

nice prank broheim

I have a feeling this conversation isn't gonna go anywhere

like a certain high fantasy series we all know?

you mean LotR?

You leave Once Upon a Time out of this.

no that went to mount doom you big joker
I'm talking about Out of the Silent Planet

never heard of it

get out tbh

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Le Tolkien/Lewis were bad writers meme xDD

So user that predicted that Tyrion would look like a fool so that Daenerys could come save the day, where are you? We need to give you the prediction medal.

Every user predicted that one.

it's not a meme if it's true

Fuck yeah my bad. We really need to make a drinking game. GoT has become predictable as fuck.

1. When a character teleports, take a shot
2. When Danaerys makes a grand speech, take a shot
3. When Jon says something angsty, take a shot

this'll pretty much kill you already, but feel free to add more

so your mom fucking black men isn't a meme? then how do they all know to call her up?

4. When a character dies from a sword prick to the back/front, take a shot
5. When characters are silent when they should be mentioning a previous miraculous event, take a shot

because I wrote "For a white woman call [her number]" on the wall of the black bathroom at my school

There won't be a trial

So everyone in KL except Cersei will die.

How many deaths in total there?

five

names?

Cersei could burn the Sept only.

In which case the mad bitch'd kill thousands.

Kevan
Lancel
Tommen
Mace
Loras
Margery
Pycelle
Bernie Sanders and his supporters
Septa Unella

That is 9 deaths in one blow.

All these dies in finale?
D&D cutting half the cast

I think all the Tyrells on the show dying would probably be one of the only things left that'd shock me.

Isn't there another tyrell?
Sansa was engaged to him right?

There are plenty more Tyrells in the books to inherit. Willas and Garlan are still alive, Sansa was to be engaged to Willas, and there are other Tyrell cadet branches that could inherit; Leo Tyrell is another one we meet in Sam's storyline, though he was gonna become a Maester.

They're cut in the show.
Euron probably kills them all off.

Those Tyrells don't exist in show-canon. Loras is the Heir to the Reach, remember?

Victarion, and pretty much all of Stannis's bannermen except for Davos and Ser Imry were cut as well.

BOTB Spoilers -

The Boltons will be supported by the Karstarks. The rest of the Northern families (Mormonts , Reed, Hownwood, Cerwyn) will fight with Jon and the Wildlings. The two people flayed on crosses are: Roose Bolton and Stannis Baratheon. Ramsay kills Roose because he’s afraid that he’d be replaced as heir by Walda’s baby. Ramsay’s men find Stannis body in the woods, and Ramsay uses it to demoralize the Northern troops that oppose him. Jon, Sansa and Rickon will reunite in the battle. The Bolton troops massacre the Wildings, who are not disciplined enough to face them and are apparently the first to fall. It is suspected that Wun Wun dies too, but that has not been confirmed because since he’s CGI, very few people know his fate. Ramsay and Jon face up, but Ramsey escapes. However, Ramsey is later killed by a direwolf; this is based on the actor having been seen wearing makeup that showed him with a huge bite on his neck. The Bolton troops appear to be winning, but, in the middle of the battle, Littlefinger shows up with the Vale’s army, in support of Jon Snow. In the middle of the confusion, there’s another death: Rickon Stark. He doesn’t die in a combat scene. His death happens outside the battle. And petyr tries to take advantage of his death to push another heir to Winterfell - Sansa. . resurrected Jon Snow convinces the wildlings to fight at his side against the Boltons. Jon's killers, Rickon, Osha, Ramsay, Roose, and Smalljon Umber all dead. Stark reunion between Jon & Sansa. The Wall will crack and fall. A lot of characters will converge around Sansa / WF in the end with even more coming in Season 7. There is also a reunion between Petyr & Sansa.

Who will euron kill this season?

This is why it would shock me, because it'd be a genocide not possible in the books.
Unless
Tyrell, oink oink oink.

the lesbian

tumblr will be so pissed

So did Ramsay sew Stannis's head back on just to flay him, crucify him upside-down, and set him on fire? And chronologically didn't Stannis die almost a year before this battle takes place? How the fuck isn't he a skeleton?

And why the flying FUCK would the Bolton army and the Northern Bannermen be okay with Ramsay strapping the body of his FUCKING DAD onto a cross and setting it on fucking fire? Wasn't he "Poisoned by his enemies"? Jesus Christ.

new thread

D+D STRIKE AGAIN

How the does the North have so many edgelords?

I can understand Stannis, head being missing and him having been dead for a year aside, but all 10,000 men in the Northern army and all of the Northern Nobles and Bannermen are completely okay with the fact that a bastard shanked his dad, the legitimate Lord of the North, flayed his corpse, crucified it, and set it on fire?

And why would this bother Jon's host anyway? How does this even help Ramsay? Wouldn't they be fucking thrilled Roose is dead?

He was a cunt