/got/ general

You need to cut the Balkanshits above Greece in two and make half of them wildlings.

Which ASOIAF/GoT character would most likely support England's national team in France?

second for /cuteboi/'s dick

Have you seen Germany's pre-tournament friendlies? Less than impressive

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Who are the Gunners?

How about US edition? Is this correct?

Moat Cailin would be Louisiana
Hawaii the Ironborn
Alaska the Bay of Seals/the seat of House Umber

lel

If Chel$ki aren't Petyr Baelish…

Is there a point where girl gets TOO big?

Let's see: Outside of the habitable corridor where the majority of the population lives everything else is filled with trees and armed forest niggers. Fitting.

Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to Edmure Tully's wedding Tomorrow

According to talkSPORT
BUT, according to goal.com, Chelsea's former man
lol.com also made Dany the Leicester of football, because she "broke the wheel and showed the powerful how it's done…

Manchester United would definitely be Aegon if he were in the show.

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Sunderland BTFO

Oh, oh! I forgot the biggest parallel.

>Supported and backed primarily by rich people not even from his homeland

toplel

This is now a /Bolton/ thread. All kneel and pay proper homage to your liege, the Lord of the Dreadfort.

Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 8 “No One”
TONIGHT
Writers: David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
Director: Mark Mylod
Runtime: 59 minutes
Content Warnings: TV-MA: Adult Content, Adult Language, Brief Nudity, Violence
Synopsis: While Jaime weighs his options, Cersei answers a request. Tyrion’s plans bear fruit. Arya faces a new test.
Translation of synopsis: Arya and Waifu showdown. Some more KL teasing but not delivering. Not much else happening.

Hello

But Boltons will be no more by the time this season is over

Hi :3
Maisie narrating ESPN's EURO coverage opening here! →

Yes

Where have you been all week long?

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in your mom's vagina

That's a notsureifwant.jpg if I ever saw one, haha. Continued to drink until Friday and had the most severe hangover after, apologies. It was a state unsuitable for /got/ posting… How are you doing?
What do?

BOOOOOOOOOOO

:'(

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Get in the car, of courshe
Hmm… The only thing GoT-related I can say is that the local newspaper had a little article about a Game of Thrones kids' activity thingy, where kids can cut out and I guess color the heroes of GoT. My questions are: How come kids are allowed to see that show? Who came up with this idea? Maybe I should have attended, just it was in a different city

Roose will return in episode 10 as a vampire with an army of living flayed men and take back the North. Screencap this.

How many people will the Cleganes kill today?
I say 20 good men will die today because of them.

me on the left

Rare old /thicker/ Maisie there

We had this once.

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I think I saw one of your players chasing a ball there for a frame or two…

What are you, crazy? You could have coloured your own Arya! Maybe Maisie would have showed up Seriously though, GoT isn't like LOTR or Twilight with some questionable adult content, there are literal penises and severed heads. Are parents okay with their kids young enough to be interested in colouring activity watching this? Or do people organazing this lack any sort of awareness hard?

(Checked)
ASOIAF even described him as one.

That's what bugged me also. I should have went there

Trips confirm, no more good men will be left alive

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me the mcafe cup

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I wish we had a Sophiefag instead of Maisie, I prefer Boy George to potatohead

I bet missing out on the opportunity to colour a cut-out Arya bugged you more

me in your mom's vagina

Not enough Boy George for you itt, darling?

jlmdimsa

There was one Sophiefu (AddictedToSophiefu or something) tripfriend briefly in /got/ in Septermber, unfortunately he proved to be too vulnerable for regular presence and got seriously agitated everytime someone greentexted
or
You know, nothing too mean spirited even. But Sir Gifmaker collects Sophies as well.

That is too boyish

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How can you get agitated at someone calling Sophie a slag? She's such a slag it's not funny.

I have a collection of 275 handpicked Sophies

So how gay must you be to make this connection in yopur head in the first place? Obviously the guy who made that has an extensive knowledge of Boy George

why are they cosplaying as raccoons?

At least they didn't make her Mexican :o

Pedro Sand?

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Paedro Send

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How many of them are /lewd/ or /intoxicted/?

Depends on the viewer

"G'day Mr. Thorne…"

>still black
>profit

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I always knew James Franco was a trans nigger

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Is this why Holla Forums is losing so many users lately?

lmao
What kind of fetish is this?

Sam_explains_Gilly_to_his_father.flv

no, it's because you smell like hiney

BTFO

citation needed

Germany scored by the way

What if the viewer uses supermutant sight to enhance his view?

Then the viewers risks getting everyone detained

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AND WHO
FOR YOU
THE BIG GUY SAID
THAT I MUST FLY SO GOOD
ONLY A FLY THAT WAS PART OF YOUR PLAN
THAT'S ALL THE FRIENDS I'LL BRING

IN A COAT OF GOLD
OR A COAT OF COURSH
A HIRED GUN IS LOYAL
AND MY FLIGHT PLAN
LISTS ME AND PAVEL
BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

AND SO HE SPOKE
AND SO HE SPOKE
THAT MAN CALLED CIA
BUT NOW THE PLANES
CRASH O'ER BIG GUYS
WITH NO SURVIVORS LEFT

YESH NOW THE PLANES
CRASH O'ER BIG GUYS
AND ONE
OF US IN THE WRECKAGE

Somebody vocaroo this

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GRRM has said the Lannisters=New England Patriots and the Starks=New York Jets.

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he also said that characters in ASOIAF wouldn't come back from death without severe repercussions

GRRM has said the Lannisters=White Sox and the Starks=Cubs

What the hell does that even mean?

Me on the far right.

You are the one who says mongolian throat singing board too?

Why does GRRM insist on skull suspenders? He really knows how to poke fun at himself doesn't he?

He said the Lannisters always win though l he doesn't want them to and his home team the Jets always have tragedy befall them.

Butt Fumble was like the Red Wedding to him.

I've used that one.

One of the guys from Pentatonix can do it.

I thought Frasier made it up

It's an ancient meme on the chans, no idea where it originates from.

It's really funny. Makes me laugh every time I read it

Aren't they preferable to /flames/ suspenders? Those are Sonic t-shirt tier.

Where is this photo from? Are these the Asian students user claimed UCLA is full of?

Do you remember Lommy, /got/? Maisie is hanging out with him in Brooklyn now!

LSH tonight

Chelsea, West Ham, Man City and Leeds are perfect, but the others aren't right.

Baratheons should be Man United

Arryns should be Arsenal

Starks should be Liverpool

Martells are Spurs

Tullys are Everton
>JUST

BONUS
Baelish is Leicester

The episode should be:
White Walkers curbstomp the wall
Bran sees Lyanna/Ned
Tyrion politics the fuck out of things
Arya learns the hideous truth behind the Faceless Men destroying Valyria
Jon raises an army and gets a flaming sword
Sansa full frontal
CleganeBowl
Lady Stoneheart attacks and kills Walder Frey
Roose Bolton returns, reveals he is an immortal vampire
High Sparrow reveals himself as Howland Reed
Daario reveals he is Euron, seizes Daenerys

What a fucking slut

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Anyone got a stream that'll work on mobile?

ahahhahahah

Will she be in the new episode?

show starts in half an hour, where the fuck is everyone?

This is a superior version indeed, saved!
lel

I couldn't post for the past hour

You just KNOW she would be okay with this

I'm watching "Letters from Iwo Jima"

Are you going to miss her if she's not?

E3 on Holla Forums and happening on Holla Forums at the same time really fried the crippleware

Half an hour? I thought it was another hour and a half.

Trial by combat outlawed. No Clegainebowl.

Sandor becomes azor ahai.
Arya kills the waif.
Dany returns on muh dragonz.
Bronn teaches Podrick not to be a leftist cuck.
Jaime promises Edmure his Waifu back to win the siege.
The Blackfish dies.
Dennis Pennis is back.

Trial by combat outlawed. No Clegainebowl.

Sandor becomes azor ahai.
Arya kills the waif.
Dany returns on muh dragonz.
Bronn teaches Podrick not to be a leftist cuck.
Jaime promises Edmure his Waifu back to win the siege.
The Blackfish dies.
Dennis Pennis is back.

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We all watched the episode hours ago.

Sandor becomes azor ahai
YES
E
S

I hate to admit it but yes.

Let's get this shit over with.
Man, the thread is extra bad today.

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There are happenings on two most popular boards, it's a miracle the webste isn't offline yet.

What does that have to do with my post?
Fuck off, cunt. I'm in no mood to deal with your bullshit today.

Found the one Danyfan on 8ch

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oh fuck it was leaked again wasn't it

another live thread ruined

What?!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

IT'S ON

I only like her ironically. Sort of.

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noice

Huh? It's already out? Fuck me, I've been doing nothing but waiting for a while now.

Same here, no idea

stream where?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHITTY ACTRESS

POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y

Do you want to do her Drogo style?

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My brain says no but my dick says yes. It's all very confusing.

yes.

THAT'S NOT HOW AXES WORK YOU CAN'T DO A FUCKING DRAW CUT AND SLIT A THROAT

LOL YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK SHE WAS IN DANGER, DID YOU?

You're ahead like three minutes :o

BASED

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Half of us watched it HOURS ago

KING FUCKING KONG BREAKING THE T REX'S JAWS JUST LIKE THAT

How come no one posted anything in /got/? Or started other thread in catalog?

I SURE AM HAPPY TO SEE SANDOR'S EVOLUTION AS A CHARACTER, HE SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE SEASON 1

kek

God damn, season 6 is really gay.

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bruh I like him fine just the way he is

this whole episode so far has been castration, ass fingering and cock grabbing

that's hamfisted like a fisting orgy

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This 100%, ignore the butthurt

Do you read anything besides fantasy?

WE DOOM NOW

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Deserved that slap tbh

DICK JOKE

It's that time of the month ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Worst episode of the season. Nothing happens. Arya leaves Bravos for Winterfell.

MAGIC COCK
A
G
I
C

C
O
C
K

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THA CROWN DECOIDED DAT TROYAL BOY COMBAT WILL BE OUTLAWED
FUCK

But why

UNACCEPTABLE

Because she's a selfish little cunt.
At least Edmure gets his waifu back.

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CLEGANE BOWL CANCELED

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CLEGANEBOWL

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Was that the fucking ironborn or not? teleportation shit?

CERSEI GETTING BTFO
GET FUCKED CUNT
CERSEI GETTING BTFO
GET FUCKED CUNT
CERSEI GETTING BTFO
GET FUCKED CUNT
CERSEI GETTING BTFO
GET FUCKED CUNT

Arya kills the waif by making the room dark.
Almost like Jaqun was training her to beat her.

she betrays Jaqun anyway.
Arya is the worst girl

shit, I got cucked. no claganebowl

KING BETA HAS BANNED TRIAL BY COMBAT
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
BRAVO D&D

IMP'S DELIGHT™

no it was the slave masters

What rumour is Qyburn on about?

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CLEGANEBOWL SUSPENDED PENDING RESCHEDULING IN BIGGER VENUE

NOT LIKE THIS

God fuccking damn, this dialogue is so BORING

FUNNY IMP JOKES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Unless I miss my guest that's actually a game.

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MORE SHITTY JOKES FUCK YOU DUMB AND DUMBER

ITS NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE

HE'S MY LORD, MY LORD
BR FUCKING VO

This Jaime/Edmure dialogue is more boring, honestly

Tyrone is cucked now

good job, gatefucker

Do you want him to turn into a pussy or something?

BLACKFISH WOOPDEY FUCKING DOO, SPOILERS ARE LITERALLY ALWAYS RIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME

cool siege, right? fucking NOPE, probably gonna be some gay dragon shit dany sue or muh greyjoy saviors

It's weird, I don't remember seeing the Blackfish on the death lists posted at the beginning of the season.

I don't remember any spoilers mentioning Arya getting stabbed, or other 85% of the stuff that happens.

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS IT ALWAYS DANY FFFFFFFFFFFUCK

For that I am spoiling next weeks episode.
The high cuck is a pedo and he is blackmailed into allowing the clegainebowl.
Lancel reveals Cersei fucked him to Jaime and he kills him

it';s in this thread, right?

Cool fanfiction

Do you want a cookie too?

The spoilers for THIS ep, sure. But when the first eps were coming out someone posted a huge death list for the whole season (and did this several times in different threads)/ All was going according to the list, but I don't remember Blackfish in any of those.

I swear I remember seeing it, but maybe not. I should have saved it.

>>>/reddit/

>LOL HE DIED FIGHTING OFFSCREEN BECAUSE WE CAN'T FUCKING SHOW ANYTHING COOL HAPPEN ANYMORE

WHO ELSE BUT RADMURE

Doesn't seem so likely now

Except the list getting adjusted a little every time it got posted

Why did the Waif kill the actress? Why not go directly after Arya?

assassins creed: the show right fucking here boys

You seem to be familiar with reddit memes, no idea what lingo goes there
No one saw the episode hours earlier, maybe an hour tops. Nothing was posted earlier.

CAREFUL MAISIE

She wanted to fulfill the contract Arya didn't. Though, why she didn't just kill Arya while she was sleeping, I don't know. Maybe she wanted the challenge of having her awake? Or just having her awake so she suffers more?

fuck, you uncovered me
I am indeed reddit man

but we hate the crown

she still had a contract

That's where the episode leaked one hour ago too? Your /got/ contribution is appreciated, thank you so much…

I know about the actress, but I meant why not just go right in and fuck up Arya? Also, why did the light go out when she cut the candle?

Did it? I didn't even know the episode leaked

JUST LEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY

We saw the episode hours ago, she lives

NOTHING HAPPENS: THE EPISODE

because plot reasons

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NOTHING HAPPENS: THE SERIES

Why do you post it here? Your Reddit friends saw it, we didn't.

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BUT SHE SURVIVED THE MILF SOUP AND DRANK MILK OF THE POPPY

BASED MAISIE
I MEAN ARYA

I just was on the streams in order to avoid lag, and I was surprised to see the episode earlier.

WHERE IS FUCKING NEEDLE????????????????????????????????????????

Just fucking wait

Sorry, then

OH SHIT IT'S NEEDLE

Prepare for the most aniclimatic ending

So now Arya is headed back to Winterfell and bringing her new assassin skills with her. Will there be a buttslut and cockhead reunion?

Maybe she reunites with the hound first

YES
>before it gets more hardcore

So is Arya a mary sue yet?
That was 20 Goodmen tier.

I thought he was naked there :o

She has been for a while

PERFECT TIME FOR THE STREAM TO FREEZE
HOW DID MARYSUE WIN?

Yeah, but that was extra awful.

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What did Qyburn find out from his little birds?

they don't show
she cut the candle
then to Jaqen and the waif's face on the column

meet

This episode leaked 5 hours ago

Will see it on the finale

pancake tits

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I hope the bastardbowl will be leaked as well. What a waste of an episode.

How?

Well, It's not as bad as last season, I'll give it that.

lmao

If you're willing to subject yourself to it, look on tumblr or any normalfag sites especially for the past couple episodes, people love this shit

two failures fighting it out deserve nothing but the worst

Because they're normies, that's why

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At this point there's no way it will end up worse than S2 or S5. Unlikely better than S3 though.

no, the other pancake tits, the ones cooked by a dragon

Holy shit, the Arya thing was horrible.

HOW DID SHE HEAL AGAIN? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

I mean, do they have healing factors like Wolverine?

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Secret passage to the sept or some shit like that.

Maybe that the High Sparrow is a queer or something.

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City is still stocked with dragonfire or whatever that green fire shit was.

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It's poetry boys
t. D&D

It's like poetry.

You're really this fucking dense, aren't you?
I don't know why I'm bothering trying to explain this to you, but it would be nice if they had some fucking consistency. We get a shitty chase scene and they cut out right before a shitty fight scene?
They didn't even give the Blackfish a chance to fight.

Fuck you, faggot. Kill yourself. Seriously. I mean it this time. Drink some fucking bleach and rat poison, you stupid, vapid cunt.

This, this violates the law of fantasy.

The impossible can be accepted. Dragons, blue darth mauls, giants, resurrection…fine.

But the improbable? A wound opening and then reclosing?

How did Arya live with her wounds re-opened? Why even fucking put that in? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Worst assassin's cult ever.
They didn't get one hit right. NOT ONE!
How the shit do they stay in business?

I guess general imcompetence is to be expected from a cult with only two members, gladly hiring a little girl.

Bran's vision. Aerys II left lots of Wildfire on the undergrounds of Kings' landing but below the Sept of Baelor there's is a shit ton of it. Maybe Qyburn and Cersei plan to blow up the temple on the day of her trial.

See →
Literally no purpose of the fight scene

Aren't they supposed to be super badasses who are expensive as all hell? Why not just hire some mercenaries to go beat faggots in, then if they get caught they can either fight or be paid off to not snitch?

I wonder how long it'll take for normalfags to catch on. it's the law of D&D, the worse it is the more likely it's true.

>Arya is able to murder a woman with more assassin training than her in the dark

/thread

Competent assassins are probably out there doing missions or something

The waif and Jaqen are literally the only assassins we ever see the entire time Arya is there.

Maybe Jaqen just kept them around to be sex slaves

This isn't video game or animu, user. Some inventional attitude besides >le boss fight is welcome.

How the fuck is that even when EVERYTHING is happening, D&D make it look like fucking NOTHING is happening?

I'm starting to get upset, user.

Because they suck at writing.

Really nigga?

Because, according to this thread, having anything happen on screen would be too "inventional".

How the fuck did they waste so much time? If they wanted to dick around and have nothing happen, they could have at least showed Sam getting the hell out of dodge with his daddy's sword

that would explain dany's vision of the burnt throne room

You're right, but that's enough to keep the place going, collect faces and such. Fully trained FM are most likely actually killing people, those two girls got assigned low-profile missions.

:o

Cool argument

this is what a showfaggot actually believe

I don't know what it is about this guy, but he's currently my favorite character alive in this series.

don't be that guy, user

Every time I argue with you, I wind up wanting to strangle you in real life.
I'm not joking, you make me want to murder you.

It's the opposite, handling it with fade to black is more inventive than >muh katana duel. I was only talking about the Waifu/Arya resolution, Blackfish's death should have been on-screen imo. Especially after he already escaped off-screen in S3.

Bravo

I liked him too.

it's D&D magic

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Stop.

So did the hound rip and tear the bwb

was it onscreen or off?

No, he didn't.

AND IT STILL FEELS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED ALL SEASON

Bravo D&D. Only they could pull this off.

Anons pls

he killed just some of them, on screen, the rest were hanged by patches the leader of the BWB.

Also Gregor delivered by torn out the head of one of the monks of the militant faith, not lancel, unfortunately.

I dunno, I liked this episode. I didn't even notice any hamfisted agendafagging except for Arya the superhuman ninja.

I hoped he would get a fight at least, would have made sense in this case.

even if it was a boss fight it'd be better

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Please somebody post the spoilers of the bastardbowl episode.

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Biggest asspull this series has done yet. One of if not the worst episodes of the whole show.

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But that's so much better than a fight scene, right? That would be too animu for my serious adult show.

It was very nice, it takes more thought to bring back the blindness and make use of her training and they foreshadowed it happening several times after she bailed on her last mission than to pay someone to choreograph another fight (they were already dueling before quite a lot). "Some gay boss fight" is what it inevitably would turn into.

Arya Stark confirmed as the Daryl Dixon of Game of Thrones

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How actually fucking braindead does a person have to be to defend this shitty show? If you're not just here for the memes you're fucking retarded. Also Arya needs to die, sick of looking at that hobgoblin cunt

It was one of those more boring episodes honestly, probably third one this season already.

Fuck off nigger, they show how Daenerys burn down the Khalasar, they could show a decent fight.

He defends it because he's a "television critic", so he thinks his garbage opinions are hot shit.

You are describing the pest that are the masiefags. Too sad nobody cares, like D&D didn't care either..

And shot exactly how,with a night vision? The point was it was supposed to be total darkness, the only way wounded Arya could have defeated the Waif.

How are these two scenes connected? Quite unlikely the Arya scene was shot this way for budgetary reasons. They could have skipped the chase, it would was certainly more expensive to make.

So what, Jaqen's just gonna stop sending assassins after Arya now?
Presumably, it takes a lot of time and effort to train one of them, and Arya just trashed one. He can't just let her get away with this. Can he?

I'm ok with Arya utilizing her past learning of fighting blind but the least they could've done is the waif's dagger clattering on the floor and her crying out instead of just cutting to her bleeding face

Have you seriously never ever seen people in media fight in the dark before? Not once in your life?
And you think people will take you seriously?

Tyrion wanting to hear a joke from those two cardboard characters was excruciating.

Hello, wonderful kingdom of /GoT/!

Watching you post is excruciating.

They are moving along the plot at an breakneck pace, I think they might actually be going too fast. You have the siege of Valyria starting in one episode and ending like five minutes later with Dany kicking their butts with her phallus dragon. Arya finally got done with the ninja training thing and is soon going to get plot relevant again, the waif thing was just to tie it up. Clegane is back in business and on his way to become Azor Ahai. The siege got done really quickly and Brienne x Jaime thingy was dealt with too. I guess people just feel like the show cucked them by not showing say the waif vs Arya fight or a proper siege, or the hound beating the shit out of people for twenty minutes and that's why it was boring. Then you have people complaining that Arya didn't take time to heal up before the fight but from a plot progression standpoint I'm glad they sort of skipped her recovery.

She paid the life debt with the waif's laifu and facu. As for getting away with it he didn't seem too fazed with her leaving, I think he had it all under control the whole time.

NEW THREAD

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After all that time they spent on her? No way, she has to kill someone important first. Or do something.

…How are you watching me post?

welcome to the world of plot-driven writing

It's not like she's done anything important in the past 2 seasons.

That's precisely why they can't drop her now. We can't have suffered through all that bullshit for nothing.

The good:

The bad:

The retarded:

Oh, and Qyburn's little birds found the cache. Cersei's going to burn everyone.

Nice analysis fam

Jesus Christ that episode was awful

SANSA AGED LIKe MiLK

SANSA AGED LIKE MILK

Hate to agree with this guy, but he's got a point. That was perhaps the worst off-screen fight in GoT so far. In fact, I think it was well done. The problem is that Arya has done jackshit the last two seasons, and this makes it feel even more so. So the scene is decent, but not in the overall context of the show.

I meant the least bad off-screen fight, sorry. The worst has got to be the Stannis' army vs 20 Good Men.

JESUS FUCKING SHIT! What is the post-limit for you rapists/tramps/thieves? New thread incomming? Seven Hells, I hate it here so much.