BRAVO DUNCAN DOUGHNUT

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Makes it even more faithful to source material.

Still nothing compared to the true talents of that era like The Nice.

Is this the beginning of video game movies becoming reliably successful? Will we have capeshit and vidyashit teaming up to completely choke out anything that might appeal to someone who isn't a manchild or adult child?

Why is that guy in front of the orc fucking the other one in the ass against a wall?

capeshit, vidyashit, same shallow flick shit

capeshit, vidyashit

it all spells "dirty jew"

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just like the source material then

And what the fuck are any of those alliance soldiers supposed to be doing?

Is that Kilrogg?

They should have just gone the extra step, and made it a full animated movie.

ftfy

A country with such low standards in film taste they think Transformers 4 is the pinnacle of moviemaking.

Seriously, has anything good even come out of China besides gong-fu and shit dramas?

Has anyone even seen a chinese sci-fi film?

All they can do is live in the past. No wonder.

Next Transformers movie has Anthony Hopkins in it.

this tbh. the world would be so much better if we just nuked all of China

I wonder if they added the 'kek' meme

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PoC have a place in fantasy you manbaby

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Please tell me you're joking

You're being too hard on the Chinese. They'd have much more discerning taste if their shit government didn't censor everything and allowed more than 34 American movies into the country a year. It's not the Chinese people's fault that the only homegrown entertainment they really get is boring documentaries.

It's Blackhand

They shoehorn in all of the other warlords at the last possible second.

I have 20mins of the movie left but my quick thoughts. I don't know anything about the lore but this seem like a fun fantasy movie with the Warcraft name slapped onto it.
Theres heavy editing and that orc half-breed girl can get the dickings any day
needs more porn of her

Pleb ranking: 7/10

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lol jewpig

symbolism != art

I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT

it's a bit too overt to be symbolic.

You're going to die cold and alone, pal

Just like Zack Snyder.

I just watched it, utter shit, but I played WoW for half a decade so I know all the fucking lore and story and it was okay I guess.

Except, what was the womyn in the magic box that Khadgar was talking to? That was the one thing i had no idea wtf was

ayyyy lmao, r u havin a giggle m8?

This is what happens when you try to have a CGI character and a live action actor physically interact with each other. This movie should have just been 100% CGI.

I just came from the movie, some friend of mine who played wow a lot wanted to celebrate his birthday by inviting some his friends to the movie, so at least I didn't give the director my shekels. I think it was decent, certainly not a 3 but a 6 or a 7. It was funny bad, instead of boring bad. The effects were ok for the most part especially if you aren't paying attention constantly to see all the fuck ups. I don't know why there were green orcs as well as red ones, I also don't know what that fel magic was(shouldn't they be using demon blood instead?). Also quite disappointed that they used the teleportation spell the most, instead of other spells. The biggest fuck ups where the plans of Duratan and the king.

Duratan's plan:

So he fights him one on one, the warlock cheats by using magic, the orcs start attacking him, but he kills three of them and now the orcs listen to him again. I guess life is more important than honor. Seriously why is he still alive at the end of the movie? They all know that he consorts with demons and is not to be trusted, why doesn't the girl just exile him or something?

The king's plan:

So she stabs him in the back, she becomes the new chieftain, our hero comes on a griffon, kills that muthafucka in two hits, IN TWO HITS, I guess the fel isn't all that powerful. So now he thinks that the she orc betrayed them so it's WAR against the orcs. The warlock again shows how little he cares about tradition, and again they don't kill him. Why didn't she come and explain the plan to him, send a letter or organize a new meeting in secret, why?

And one more thing that I didn't really understand: So the guardian was possessed by the fel/a demon, so the mage enters the fel pools, exorcises him and is ok. Why isn't he corrupted as well? What the fuck did that in darkness there is light and in light is darkness bullshit even mean?

/blog
yes I posted the same thing on the Holla Forums thread, I desired to also talk about the movie on the movie board and my opinion is the same, so I felt no reason to write something different

Why the humans believe that the orcs would ever accept garona as a leader ?
She is a halfbreed, a woman and she is tiny compared even to grunts.

The whole king's death part is retarded.

no, apparently backstabbing is considered a heroic act in orc culture

Garona did say that killing his wife would bring her a lot of honor, so the king thought that if she kills him then she will have supreme honor and become chieftain. I guess they talked off screen while riding to the battlefield about orc traditions and so on. But yeah his plan was retarded, he should have just challenged the muthafucka to a duel and not only receiving honor but also escape with his life, but then the hero couldn't avenge his son and she wouldn't become warchief.

>>>/out/

thats not where "kek" as we know it comes from

probably Aegwynn.

why was Aegwynn in a dalaran prison?

I think he screened the movie for his dad who liked it.

I imagine Bowie would have been happy his son was able to be a success in his own right.

I don't know.

Apparently WoW is pretty big in China and they were counting on it being a success over there precisely because of its popularity.

Yeah, fuck off.

WoW was itself a shitty retcon.

Warcraft 1 (the RTS) was about Christian Humans fighting off invading Satanist Orcs. It was very dark and the Humans were Arthurian. The Orcs were Satanic evil.

The Christianity was removed in Warcraft 2.

I clean up theaters at night because I'm an unskilled uneducated alcoholic janitor. I was expecting a nerd clusterfuck, costumes, lines, the usual capeshit starwars shit nerd shit rush this stuff always gets, but I only saw 2 people in there. Batman vs Superman they were so packed they assigned seating and it took a couple days to die down when word got out how badly it sucked. Kids were walking out on that one. Having seen parts of it now I can understand why. Warcraft however is the lowest turnout premier night nerd shit flick I've seen yet. How badly is this movie bombing?

about 7 years too late for a big fandom tbh

everybody played wow. well almost everybody.

we all got over it about 2007 when we started playing munchkin instead

From what I understand, its made it's production costs back in the international market alone and then some. The showing I went to was packed.

I'm guessing they'll do arthas' storyline in the third movie.

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I liked it,going in thinking it was gonna suck.

They don't get to keep every Dollar that goes into the cinemas.

The bigwigs who import American movies have some really retarded practices, that's why you saw Chinese products in the Transformers movies. Some of the audience there finds it groan-worthy.

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heres your reply

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Tell me about Blizzard. Why do they rape their own lore ?

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The orcs look rather nice in the movie.

fuck off blizzdrone

Didn't saw the movie yet and I think I won't do so, but I like how the orcs look.

You don't like my opinion? you can eat my ass.

you'd like that, wouldn't you, faggot?

You have no idea how bad it is. Every single fighting scene is terrible.
Orcs have no weight to them at all. They are like giant inflated balloons.Their size changes several times in the movie. One scene a human can barely grip one of their fingers, the next scene they are just a head taller.

If you thought you could get decent 3d fighting scenes, you will be disappointed.

They are just that. Looking ok until they actually start doing things.

holy shit this looks bad

MUAAH THE VIDYAKINO HAS ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR ITS EXCELLENCE

THERE IS A CALIFORNIA KINO, BY ORSON WELLES, INSPIRED, BY THAT SAME KINO EXCELLENCE

I can't believe just how terrible this looks.

yes

Jesus fucking Christ this is Terrible

You mean the same sort of people who wither away into dust when they sit at their computers 24/7 without food or water and die behind the screen?

Yet another reason #nukechina.

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When Game of Thrones - A FUCKING TV SHOW - has better visuals and cgi than this movie, you know you've really failed.

Why is the conversation real time but the battle in slomo

the correct thing to do is to destroy this planet so the cancer doesn't spread

but it's just so much easier to simply kill myself.

I had assumed that the movie would be bad and the CG would not go well with the live actors, but holy shit this is far more terrible than I could have ever imagined.

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