FNAF movie coming sooner than thought

Does she have porn?

Desolate Hope would be better, IMO.

But user, gameshit has a better ring to it, it's like capeshit. One syllable words work best.

sounds too similar to gayshit

Kill yourself. It is absolutely MKULTRA programming in an autistic dating simulator where some underage "ambiguous gender" (read: obviously female but atari graphics) kid gets attacked by monsters and demons and is considered an evil hitlernigger demon if you fight back rather than try to woo and date all of them. Disgusting.

Just goes to show you, as bad as some shows, movies, games are.
The fans are still the worst things about them.

I think the big boobies lady made me a furry

I know you're joking but anyone who thinks those two things are anywhere near as popular as Pokemon was back in 1998 is either underage or has a childlike sense social awareness.

I agree that the game's biggest flaw was giving you a choice while constantly bitching if you didn't choose the one it wanted, but if you think playing a video game is going to brainwash you into doing anything, remember how "violent video games make you violent" is dead in the water. Calling it a dating simulator is a stretch as most of the "dates" were played for laughs.
My first impression was male because of the blue clothing.

Absolutely true. Pokemon Red and Green sold 9.85 million copies in the US alone, while Steam Spy tells us that 773,606 ± 22,298 have FNAF on Steam (can't find any numbers on Desura sales, though). Undertale did slightly better, with 1.5 million total owners.

I'm trying to think of a way this could work and be good and the only way that makes sense is as a straight-faced mockumentary about the aftermath of a brutal animatronic-related murder.

Otherwise, I can only see them doing this as a sort of shitty found footage, Paranormal Activity-style movie.

That makes it even better though, doesn't it?

Does "MKULTRA programming" stand for "stuff I dislike"?

You don't get to "date" anyone, just befriend, all sort sof romantic scenes are played only for laughs.

So you telling me a bob haircut is enough to qualify for female, even though protagonists with ambiguous genders existed for a long while?

Yeah except over a half don't even attack you but just get into your way, plus you can get away with murder as long as you don't murder everyone.

You're like that one Holla Forumsack who used to shitpost on all boards saying how Bioshock Infinite is jewish propaganda because black commie rebels are good guys and whites are evil (even though rebels force you to do dirty work for them when you almost managed to get away, and also exploit you as a martyr and then try to kill you). It's obvious you never played the game, but your ideology compels you to have opinions about absolutely everything so you can't shut your retard mouth even when you have zero knowledge.

Isn't found footage dead?

We have Unfriended 2 to look forward to, but hopefully that's the last fart that escapes the corpse.

Does that even count as found footage?

I haven't actually watched it, but I think it technically fits the definition. The entire thing is an in-universe recording that is found after the event because everyone is killed, the only difference is the recording is of a computer screen. I remember it calling itself a found-footage film, too.