Dad walks in

Akbaa?

what was the second thing they asked?

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Wew

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR MOM!
NOTHING! CLOSE THE DOOR. I'M DOING HOMEWORK!!

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Should've just been a normal person and jerk off to anime.

b-benis

sexual humiliation is so much a part of our culture this story almost seems normal

dada

Something along the lines of "What is the inner password?"

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anyone else get this weird feel?

do you think your mother is a sadist? did she do other things to harm you for her own pleasure?

hehehe your dad was watching porn before you were born and they also had sex with each other to make you

My parents never caught me jerking off. But my brother has caught me several times. He mocks me for my choice of porn. I don't jerk off anymore but he still does.

My dad wouldn't let me and my big bro watch harry potter because they had magic. Kissing was considered sex. He eased up after my brother left the house and dropped out of school lmao. Thanks bro

I don't understand how people can so easily get caught.
We had a family computer in the living room, and I used to jerk off in the living room with my parents bedroom door obscured by the foyer.

Never caught once.

Maybe someone could help me remember the movie, but from my childhood recollection it looked like it was probably a 70-80s film, maybe mid 80s with a lower budget.
Took place on the moon on some mining facility with a couple people.
I can't even really remember what it was about, but there was a scene where some chick was topless, and my did actually DID walk in on me watching it.

>>>/plebbit/

Outland?

More like your parents were hearing/seeing you fap and just walked back inside their bedroom or did things very quietly and pretended not to notice

That's more likely

>>>Holla Forums is thataway, kiddo.

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fag

Feels good.

"JULAAAAY!"

No wonder I became a furfag.

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How can you fuck up a word so bad

No wonder he caught you

I heard it gives kids autism if they get it to early