I didn't know the Waif(u) had such a fantastic body

I didn't know the Waif(u) had such a fantastic body.

>>>/waifuist/

She looks like she had a stroke

That carpet is hideous. Why do so many of these large function venues have such terrible carpeting?

They usually expect people to be looking at the half-naked bimbos.

I'd stroke her, if you know what I mean

you'd cut off the blood supply to half of her brain?

The sex would be that amazing, yes

for you

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