Movie/show universes you would like to live in

movie/show universes you would like to live in.

or, movie characters you wish you were.

i couldn't think of an example for myself, so i'll just post this cat.

Harry Potter.

I wish I had a magic gf to stick my wand in.

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Bruce Wayne's parents. Because they're dead.

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It's like you're just asking for all the internet fedoras to post these.

Not wanting to be the nicest guy ever.

It'd be awesome to be Korben Dallas in the universe of the Fifth Element.

Another good one would be Mars of the Total Recall universe.

But the one movie character I've always wanted to be was Ash from the Evil Dead series.

any movie where the loser gets the girl in the end

pokemon tbh fam
so cozy

Like he said, Fifth Element, or Total Recall.
Or Star Wars, the OT.
Incredibly great.

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any universe that I know the rules for.
any cute girl.
preferably one with superpowers. or Blair Waldorf.
why even live?

also check out them nice, crisp millennial trips.

would you still be a loser in that universe, so that this benefits you?
or just to be nice to losers, and you might be some winner?

OP's pic seems familiar.

Pleasantville, before it got "colored"

>not wanting to be a cynical asshole who walks a strange path of love

>take required humanities course

Thankfully attendance was not required because if it was I might have become the next Cho

I'd like to live in a Twilight Zone episode where people are rational creatures that base their decisions on facts rather than feelings and have no ill will towards others. Where everyone has a place in the world and entertainment media is used to entertain rather than enslave. Where all disputes are laughed off with a drink. Where neighbors come to visit without invitation, where there is no envy or evil, home sweet home…

That or Ed, Edd n' Eddy. I would smash the shit out of Marie's pussy.

No, you wouldn't. She would feel nothing but disgust for you, just like girls do in real life.

no you misunderstood, I'm a girl and I just want to find a guy who doesn't want to have sex for more than seven minutes at a time and doesn't mind listening to all my opinions

Traps are not women.

If Double Dick is good enough for her then I'll be fine.
I'm arguing over fictional character affection, shit

Sure you aren't.

cant think of anyone specific at the moment

but id like to be the star of my own movie where i get to fuck young girls. like 12 and under

im sure there is a movie like that.

even if she was my own daughter. as long as she is very young

getting my own daughter pregnant and then having sex with our newborn would be so hawt

Shut the *BARP* up, Shake!