Meet The New Hermione Granger and Her Family

Not possible. Tupac is living undercover in Serbia. What do you think the Balkan wars were about?

this puts a whole new spin on her anti-slave crusade

Please. Everyone knows he's hiding in the Afghan mountains.

This isn't anything new for plays though. It's very common for characters to be genderswapped or raceswapped in that medium.

You know how you see white kids reenact the birth of Jesus instead of adult jews? Same applies here. There's also Japanese who act in western stories like Les Miserables.

Nah that was Saddam Hussein, they killed him.

Or so they'd have you believe…

It's not the fact that they did it, it's the fact that they're making a big deal of it.

It's animal cruelty
Forcing those poor monkeys on stage

wouldn't they be called the Ballin' wars then?

Clearly you didn't see the news items where they referred to them as the "Str8 Ballin' Wars"

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so much wrong here besides just the race thing

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What exactly does this have to do with "communism"? Black people are all communists? If you live anywhere in the west, everything is state capitalist, so what are you referring to?

Hearts & minds fully cucked by the state.

Ah yes, this is the Hermione I know and love - black and ugly.

lol @ black "people"

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Lol cumskins so self-hating.

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HOW FUCKING CUCKED DO YOU HAVE TO BE

Let's be honest though - Ron would be a cuck.

Milošević? More like Milošebitch. Nigga can't even keep control of Kosovo.

C'mon now.

Well ,at least they got her half right

THIS
FUCKING THIS

She wrote that shit exactly like that in her fucking book.

Don't talk to me or my witches daughter ever again

any shade capable of reflecting light is considered "white" to some people. by people I mean niggers.

That was the most unrealistic relationship, tbh. Hermione would never have gone for a guy like Ron.

Are you 13?

Want to know Rowllings take on it?

archive.is/krItK

Hermione was supposed to be very average looking, and Ron was supposed to be tall and strong.

Unfortunately the kids they cast didn't get the memo. The red haired guy got more and more fish-lipped and beady-eyed as he got older while Emma Watson became the cocksocket she is today.

It is funny though that Emma Watson, the feminist, acknowledges that she was too good looking for him. She wouldn't - gasp! - be judging people for their appearances, would she?

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That obvious mistake will be retconned… I mean corrected in subsequent editions of the book, you bigot.
And every book will have the word black inserted before Hermione, just to make sure you remember what she is now… I mean what she's always been.

As far as I remember, Rowling explicitly mentioned the character's ethnicity if he or she wasn't caucasian. So Hermione is white.

But Rowling isn't a good writer; so she's forced to fall back on identity politics. Years ago she made Dumbledore gay, now Hermione is black, and next year Ron is a woman.

WE WUZ WIZZARDS AN SHIET

You stupid fucks, he's living in the Appalachian mountains hunting Biggiefoot Smalls.

Don't forget to change any illustration adn cover version where she miught appear.
We don't want anyone to think that Rowling was okay with her being white in them.

Why don't they just make new characters instead of this?

That's her choice. She's the creator and she hadn't written anything explicitly opposing the idea he could be gay. You may think it was shit (it was), but that's her own business.

Niggress Hermione otoh, flat-out contradicts her own writing, and even the fucking picture she drew of what the main cast looked like.

Nigger >>> tranny.

With that stick, it looks like a chimp learning to use a tool to get ants or food.

okay

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No one would give a shit if she wasn't doing it to piss people off.

BITCH YOU DONT EVER TALK ABOUT A BLACK WOMANS HAIR BEING "FRIZZY"

White face as in the blood drained from her face. Figure of speech. I know this is autism central, but come on.

Nah, she never did. The Patil sisters were never explicitly mentioned as being Indian, and I didn't even know that Dean Thomas was supposed to be a fucking nigger until the movies came out.

So, on that account at least, she's consistent.

That being said, they fucked up anyway since Hermione has brown hair, not black, and Rose had red hair, again, not black.

Rowling is a sellout whore, no doubt, and she'll just keep milking this cash cow by mentioning trivial shit on Pottermore, which all of her retarded fangirls will gobble up.

that's like saying someone named Tyrone LeJackson Brown is not necessarily black

Niggers are incapable of such a thing.

Everyone is wrong, she was obviously an albino nigger

the guy next to him does not look happy

he is sharing a blanket with a witch, wouldn't you be pissy?

That's one comfy nig

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Not the point, user was saying that Rowling explicitly mentioned if a character wasn't white, and I was pointing out that this wasn't the case.

She's still stupid, but consistent.

Her drawing in 1999

Well yea, that was in [1999]. She was very problematic back then, luckily its [CURRENT YEAR] now and she realized that too

I think it's pretty clear looking at this picture that Hermione is black, Dumbledore is a gay, and Harry is probably a tranny or some shit I don't know.

Bravo Rowling.

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Only white people change colour in response to different stimuli.

It's not the race swap, it's Rowling going back to retcon the character as black for diversity points. It's not that they cast a black actress, it's that the author has then made the fucking silly decision of claiming the character was always black before realizing she wrote her otherwise, approved offical art that shows her as white, and had no issue with them casting a white actress in the films.

The only reason she's getting backlash this time around is because there's tons of evidence showing it's to the contrary, which makes it blatant. By comparison, it'd be like if she'd written in a whole thing about Dumbledore having a wife he truly loved, then started saying he was always gay to desperately get Tumblrinas to buy her shitty work.

As shown by The Casual Vacancy, she can't write for shit outside Harry Potter and it doesn't rake in as much money. Hence her going backpeddaling on saying she'd never write another Harry Potter book by making it a play.

oh my, hermione. that blackface potion works

That's not actually what she did. They cast a black actress in this play, there was minor uproar and then Rowling tried to claim she never actually specified what race Hermione was despite the fact that she did.

She never tried to argue that Hermione was always black. At least, not as far as I know.

so it's like making dumbledork gay for no reason again?

Pretty desperate, Moishe. We're really supposed to think that Hermione goes through a dozen books or whatever without having her skin colour described, and the one time it is, it's a figure of speech? Every other non-white (sorry Moishe, "POC") is explicitly described as such (the name Patil may as well be Currynigger). Hermione though, isn't? And Rowling was content to see her cast with a white actress. Was also content to have Hermione depicted as white on all the book covers. Rowling also somehow accidentally depicted her as a white girl in her own drawing of Hermione.

It's an entirely progressive move, made after the story by a hack writer looking for social justice brownie points.

This. Saying Dumbledore was gay after the fact doesn't contradict anything written beforehand. Nigger Hermione very much does.

She smugly declared that Hermione's skin color was never specified; only that she had frizzy, brown hair and brown eyes. So yes, it's her agreeing with the tumblrina crowd that sustain her now that Hermione is black.

> Most important female in his life was his sister
What are you talking about? By the end of the 7th book my gay dar was going off like crazy

I think you've merely inferred it that way.

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I'll take your word for it (like most of us, I never read it, and just like being outraged about stuff, not unlike a southern soccer mom reading about Mortal Kombat in 1993).

BLEACHED.com

This is the new logic of SJW idiots.
Granted, she didn't look like she was supposed to in the live action, but I think 90% of the male audience would of tuned out if she was some buck toothed mut.

This

Nigger.

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Both are undesirable chaim
>>>/oven/

nah, blood doesnt have a big influence on skin color. what you probably meant was, having all her melanin drained from her face, not blood as you so ignorantly put it

He meant that the "white face" bit was the same as the other idiom, as in "blood drained from her face", meant to depict extreme shock or fear.

Oh boy, I didn't know that Emma Watson was THAT blacked.

Ron is a cuck

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Isn't that how naming traditionally works? The father's name comes last because it will be the one you'll pass to your children, so your father's lineage still continues, while your mother's ends on you.

Traditionally you don't pass on the mother's name unless your dad is a massive fucking cuckold.

In most English speaking countries you generally only have your father's surname.

user could be a beaner or something

You take your father's surname. Seeing a child of a couple with a double-barrelled name like that shows that the mother is feminist cunt with a chip on her shoulder, or that the father is a dickless wimp, or both.

Or that there is no father

Or the father is black.

Isn't that basically what I said?

even so it doesnt make much sense in the context of the scene. she seemed to have more of an annoyed desperation that buckbeak wasnt listening to potter.
having a ghostly white face is more akin to being horrified.

that's pretty lazy writing, and even more lazy that Rowling waited all this time to conveniently "fix" it.

JK Rowling is a terrible writer, so who cares.

With all the spells zipping around at that crazy school, it's not unheard of that a rogue spell accidentally niggefied Hermione.

It's not recasting, it's black magic.

only good thing i see coming from all this casting blacks in white rolls

if the dark tower movie gets made, we're probably getting an old white woman calling Idris Elba a nigger on screen

No you wouldn't.

The PC crowd, spearheaded, I think, by serial CURRENT YEAR whiner Spike Lee, complained about the completely period appropriate use of the word nigger in Django Unchaned. See as they cast Elba to be PC and deflect accusations of racism in the first place, they're very well not going to go and do that.

HOL UP

If you'd actually read the books, you'd know that Rowling overuses the "pale face to signify shock or fear" trope many, many times, not just this once.

Including Dean Thomas, who is apparently black, yet never has skin color described. Oh, I'm sorry, did I just wreck your narrative? Patil sisters don't have their skin color described either, BTW - you can tell they are Indian from their surnames, not because Rowling specifically described their skin as brown.

Except Rowling never claimed Hermione WASN'T white. What she was saying is that if a Tumblrina wants to imagine Hermione as black, there is no contradiction since it was never written "oh, and Hermione's skin color was white as milk". If you weren't an autistic tard, you'd be able to grasp these subtleties of language.

Well, no shit. Much like with Dumbledore, whose butt pirate status was completely fucking irrelevant to the story, Hermione being portrayed as black because of a technicality is also stupid. Where I disagree is the assumption that she contradicted herself. She didn't.

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Isn't that what happens? Isn't it like brown eyes?

Actually Hermione's 'white' face was mentioned in Prisoner of Azkaban. So the text has her as white.

No
If by which you mean they could just as easily be blue, then yes

Only white people go pale in response to shock or fear. This changing colour shit isn't anything that happens to any other race.

Holla Forums is leaking

While in context there's a 99% chance Hermione would be white being in Britain and all the other characters are white:

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that line is referring to her race and not to a shocked facial expression.

Yea, who cares. Just ignore it and it will go away :^)

Is that goonspeak for crimethink?

In my country, children usually take both. But the concept still applies (one generation later). If I'm Fuck and marry Dumb, our children will be Dumb Fucks. However, our male's children's children will be something else Fucks, but probably not Dumb Fucks, unless they marry a Dumb.

That sounds pretty cucked. Sweden?

The word cuck has truly lost all its meaning.

I just want it to happen to see how they work around Detta Walker. The woman is a sociopathic alternate personality that thinks all white people are lynching rapists and that's why she clashes with Roland; how the fuck do you have that in the plot if Roland is black too?

Cuck fetishists want to overuse the word so they can 'reclaim' it.

you can't. the entire race issue dealt with in the first four books is out the window.

or they might turn the whole thing on its head and make detta/susanna white, after all they cast kathryn winnick and nobody knows what fucking role she's playing

of course they will

I deeply regret ever giving J.K. Rowling a single dime.

You really think they'd have a black, crippled female character in any sort of villainous role? Even if it's just an alternate personality? No, Detta will be a racist white woman that needs to learn the beauty of the BBC.

This. Exactly this.

Why?

Well, mind you, the last book came out quite awhile ago. These days I wouldn't dream of buying physical media.

If it helps, I never bought any of the games or movies, just the books. Now I wish I'd have pirated .pdfs.

Yeah, where are you from?

You're all pretty lousy at being racists on the internet.

Her blood status doesn't really fit the context of the discussion though.

Nobody cares if she's a mudblood; we care that J.K. Rowling has implied that she's a nigger when she wasn't originally written that way.

Did Rowling blow up all her money and needs some shekels?
The book is finished you filthy anglo,you can't change shit because you have to keep promoting it no matter how loud you scream dumbledore is a fag or Hermione wuz witchz n shiet.
Do something new,write something else and put a black as protagonist but since niggas don't read and don't buy books you have to keep changing to appease their feeling and the feelings of every fucking white guilted faggot.

She can't. Harry Potter is the only thing that hack has written that anybody gives a shit about.

There is a huge push happening for artists to change their earlier works so they are less problematic. This is happening in all media

I blame Lucas

she tried writing a novel for adults. it turned out to be one of the cringiest things ever published by a mainstream publisher

A one-hit wonder then?Fucking hack,if i could i would gladly spit on my child face for reading this shit.

My theory is the above one:black characters don't sell(both here and every other part of the world,especially China),they have to keep making whites but will gladly change it for propaganda purpose after raking in the money so they can pretend to be tolerant and "diversity is our strength",without forgetting the "blow up talent who need money".
I already have to assist the constant "black coating" to every fucking character and with the advent of deviantart and tumblr it's probably one of most disgusting shit i ever saw.

Do you think he smashed that pussy after the show?

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The same Spike Lee who tried to get George Zimmerman lynched?

Do you mean sex?

or, y'know, the obvious that she has a white face that went pale. Like white faces do. Jesus Christ.

And that the sketches of her are white.
And that white people tend to go pale when frightened, not black.
You could make a case for asian if you really wanted to do the gymnastics, but it seems highly unlikely.

Wait a minute. The kid is just as black as the mother. This could only mean one thing.

RON WEASLEY CUCKED

Fucking lel. Jews Jewed et again.

cmon now

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Ron a cuck?

it was her choice but one she didn't even make. He was never mentioned to be gay in the book.

show me a nigger with a blood drained face.

Can it, autismo.

We're not giving your website shekkels.

Here.

Sleep snug, nug.

honestly I just feel like Rowling misses the attention and is jumping the diversity bandwagon for cheap internet points.

if she wants attention, she should do a porno

or just write harry potter erotica

but then we wouldn't get to see her naked, or hear her cry when a huge cock enters her anus

its only a matter of time until Emma Watson does a sex scene

I'm not even Holla Forums and this is fucking retarded. Also why not dye the guy's hair red? I'm just saying, why not make the actors look as close to the character designs from the source material as possible to further enhance the feeling of seeing them "come to life"? Also the Voldermort from the shitty live action films looked like shit too.

How so? He looked fine to me.

Becasue it wouldn't be CURRENT YEAR otherwise.

But hionestly?
It just ties into the SJWs attempts tp either eridacte or at least change everything that white culture has to offer.
It'ss start slowly with just somew fantasy getting blacked and genderswaped and in time will expand upon actualy art and music.
Fuck, iirc they already tried to argue that Beethoven and Mozart were black or something similar.
We wuz Kangs is the same shit. Changing history to asccomodate their worldview.

As to why they're doing it?
I'd be suprised if they even know it themselves.

in the books he had long bony fingers, red eyes, and a high voice

i kinda wish we got a cute black girl to play hermione in the films rather than that "he for she" bint

who knows. her career probably would've never gotten off the ground

That outdated image sure is triggering (not to mention on the wrong side of history!), which is why I've used photoshop magic to correct it.

I think you'll find that the new version better reflects Rowling's progressive views.

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I still couldn't believe it when I found that out.

Luckily he is a gay and won't reproduce anymore babies that look white but have nigger genes in them

Easiest way to spot a redditor.

Artificial insemination
Adoption
He might have siblings.

You definitively should tweet this to his rightful owner.

No one cared when they made a white-coded squirrel from Texas human

She's black, goyim

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It's the jew-mullato communist black-wave of the future

He has two sisters

Because Sandy is a Squirrel. They probably chose a black woman because their skin color was the same as a squirrel's fur.

I'd only complain if she couldn't do the voice right.

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angelo-saxon and asian skin tones aren't that different. Even if it was happening I'd only give a shit if he couldn't do the voice right.

I think they cast this magic curse in real life too!
I live in Texas and suddenly I notice black people everywhere

Nobody cared till they themselves made a huge deal about it.
The only people sperging out at first were hardcore fans of the book who demand everything be exactly the same. (autists).

Then Rowling had to come out and cry racism, and solve the problem by claiming that the character was black aaaall along.

Or something about the character being open to different interpretations

Jesus, talk about being unable to read clear sarcasm