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just cuck my shit up
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when will a proud disabled person be allowed to portray a more inclusive version of bond?
At least I would fucking watch that over this. Not even Gillian Anderson could make it for me.
That sounds hilarious.
If minorities and women are so creative and brilliant now that they are freed from the white patriarchy, why can't they make anything of their own instead of clinging to all the shit we made and rehashing it?
I don't know, but these faggots have an obsession about supplanting white characters with Idris Elba.
TWENTY SIXTEEEEEEN
I don't really care. Bond has been irrelevant for years, and the only film I really enjoyed was Dr. No anyway. Plus half the people campaigning for Bond to be a woman or black aren't going to watch the film anyway.
I'm convinced Americans are only obsessed with Idris Elba because he's the first black actor with an English accent they've ever come accross.
You goys are really pretending you don't know who's behind this trend? Who runs Hollywood? Who approves the scripts? Who decides on the casting?
Because they're lying through their teeth. It's not about representation, it's about destroying the culture.
Can you tell us?
Doesn't matter, Bond is a white man defending his nation from megolamaniacs and psychopaths.
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A female Bond would basically be a British Mata-Hari.
It makes sense too, seeing as how male Bond is a notorious womanizer, so a female Bond would naturally be a total cock-loving slut.
Are there any good Mata-Hari films?
I guess we'll have to make some more stuff.
What are you talking about? There were no female spies until Agent Carter destroyed the patriarchy in the 1950's! She even had a great speech that she let Captain America quote.
amazing how moore, the worst bond, understands how bad of an idea this is.
also, bond always bangs the bitches, is scully gonna fuck a man?
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Moore's old, his career is pretty much over. He hasn't really done a movie in over a decade so it doesn't matter to him if Hollywood people don't like him for giving his opinions.
Whereas the latter three Bonds still work/still expect to work in the industry, so they either keep their mouths shut or claim it's a brilliant idea.
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More scully porn.
Its fucking nothing, its a garbage article and gillian never said anything about wanting the next bond being female. All she did was post something a fan send her on twitter. There are plenty of real things to get upset about but this isnt one of them
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I'm sure I remember a female bond movie, not official one that was that was made (other than that Bond Girls are Forever which was more documentary) but now it's flooded with gillian anderson from the searches. It was pretty obscure and I think it came out in the early 2000s. Here is something kind of unrelated in its place.
Just seems they turned their ire from making a female Doctor Who to a female Bond instead since that seems easier to accomplish. You know, you can just make a female version of the character without riding on the license, unless they are insecure that it wouldn't sell on it's own merit and be treated as a rip-off.
He may be right about Bond never being female, but frankly, fuck no, Moore was the worst Bond.
How can Moore be the worst Bond when George Lazenby exists?
It's pathetic that even with a white male that's not bad for the role, they've made the movies over the last 10 years a bunch of bland shit. I can remember about three or four set pieces from all the Craig pictures off the top of my head, and only two of the villains. If they're neglecting key elements of these films like the action set pieces and villains, what is there to potentially compensate for the studiio's decision?
I'm not disappointed in Sony for screwing a lot of this up because that much is to be expected. I'm mostly disappointed in Barbara Broccoli, Mike G. Wilson, and the people at Danjaq who have only been slightly more protective of their properties than the estate of Dr. Seuss. None of the Hollywood studios, much less Sony, should've ever been at the wheel and this is proven by how the best Bonds have all been independent productions. The studios need to be distributors and nothing more.
James Bond is a psychopath, so why shouldn't the character be a woman?
It would breathe much needed life into a worn out franchise.
Brosnan was the worst Bond. He was a bland pretty boy who brought nothing of interest to his movies. GoldenEye was only good because it was written for Dalton, Tomorrow Never Dies is only good if you turn your brain off and his last two movies are fucking terrible.
Lazenby on the other hand starred in one of the best films in the series and still had that Connery-era machismo to him.
Lazenby was shit. Secret Service was good in spite of him.
>post yfw the next Bond villian turns out to be A. Wyatt Mann. And his right hand man Ben "The Mongoloid Murdering Maniac" Garrison
Fuck, forgot pic.
how
I don't see it. I get it, but I don't see it.
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half true
Goldeneye was a separate story, but borrowed a lot from the script that would have been Dalton's 3rd film
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Dalton>Connery>Brosnan>Craig>Lazenby>Moore
Brosnan was better than Daniel Craig. I have a hard time thinking of Craig's movies as being part of the franchise.
Bitterness, resentment and laziness
Not true, that would go to the actor who played Geoffrey in Fresh Prince.
Your placement of Moore is wrong but I don't blame you, he was so awesome he overflowed and then was represented as a negative value.
Jeremy Corbyn?
I don't have a problem with female spies in general. I think sexy female spies who take advantage of their looks to get shit done is pretty awesome. But changing James Bond's sex? Come on now.
Why couldn't they have just retired Bond when the Cold War was over?
I dunno I kinda like black jason statham.
who gives a shit
james bond is literally the mcdonald's of movies
let them convert their franchise to a salad joint if they want to