#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

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Done.

I thank you user, for now my boner can rage on for days

Comicbooks are a never ending source of rage. None of this is edited.

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i hate life

OK, this thread is already 70% Holla Forums now so why not to ask.
Why isn't Regular Show on adult swim already?
Are they really that desperate to have an edgy tween show?

I can remember the last time I laughed at a RS episode, was around the Breaking Bad episode and the Mexican standout one.

Man that was like 4 seasons ago.
I really lost interest in that shit.

Well to be fair sticking dicks in assholes is among the highest of virtues in 2016.

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because heaven forbid two men be even remotely close to each other without being homosexual. all straight men must be laconic robots, lest they look in another males direction for more than 3 seconds because that is clearly an obvious sign that he is a cock gnobbling gaymosexual that wants a dick in his ass.

Pretending that it's not all action schlock for two seconds, you're left with this

Women act like men are bred not to show emotion by toxic masculinity, but as soon as two men show a meaningful platonic bond with one another they pervert it and turn it sexual.
And people wonder why we can't have nice things?

Here get more pissed off.

Ok, someone help me out on this one. Either this is the most painfully obvious conspiracy to destroy western morality ever or people really are this fucking stupid. It's both, right?

Also keep in mind these are the same types of people who say you don't need a strong male hero to identity with or a you're a meathead dudebro misogynist who's just afraid of a stronk woman ;). Can't have it both way, chaps.

Keep in mind it's women and cis white nu-males saying this shit 99% of the time.

The average gaymo really cares if cap is sucking knob in the comics.

Doesn't*

SFfag fag here, I couldn't care less whom he fucks, so long as the feel of the character doesn't change.

Can someone draw Steve in a modern house looking pic related in a frame then imagining snapping Roosevelt's neck?

Honestly I don't see what is wrong with this. If they really wanted to be honest they need to make him brown, 150 kg and replace his shield with a four litre cola.

Go back to your cuckdom, Britfag and enjoy the Muslims too.

it's not like he can just have someone who's basically his fire-forged brother

I support this. Let the left pozz itself so hard it dies of GRIDS. The only way to turn the corporations away from leftism is for it to start hurting them financially.

Only four litres?

Well, I can definitely see why Spider-Man is all over dat ass whenever Black Cat shows up.

If they do this, they'll probably kill white Cappy off and replace him with a black transfag.

How fitting.

That's why the Japanese call them "rotten girls".

My thoughts exactly. Just let this shit run itself to the ground.

Uncle Adolf will come back some day to throw all those oven-dodging degenerates back where they belong. Just you wait.

In the mean time, join your local RWDS.

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Whites are becoming extinct in the US, that's a fact.

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Are you suggesting that tongue-wrestling with and being assfucked by another dude wouldn't change the feel of Captain America?

Faggots are mentally ill.

As a gay guy, I gotta say it's fucking insane how these people carry on wanting to make all characters gay.

If they want a minority character, they could just make one.

Static Shock did that and that character actually turned out well. Because instead of making everything about the character being black, they tried writing him doing things unrelated to his race.

The dumbasses wanting to change Captain America could just go on thinking he's bi if they wanted to, but they want him 'gay' for the movie. The only way you can portray him being gay instead of just their headcannon bi bullshit is if they turn what is essentially an action movie into a romance movie. Which shows how little they even care about the character in the first place if they care more about who he fucks than him fighting people.

What's the point of making a character gay in the first place? If the plot doesn't deal with his butt piracy in some way then its only there to pander.

There is nothing you can do with a gay character that you couldn't with a heterosexual one in terms of plot.

And hey, pandering is all fine and well, I just want you mentally ill freaks to understand you are a fucking minority and stop shitting it up for everyone else.

Most of those complaining aren't even gay. They're very often people that are straight and are just desperate to signal that they want things to be more 'inclusive' by removing anything heterosexual and male.

And you think the National Socialists wouldn't choke you full of Zyklon B, you degenerate idiot?

HITLER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Good goy

What is so hard about making a new character and making them gay?

Why must it always be gender/sexuality/race swapping characters that have existed since before most of us were born?

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I propose giving them something else.

Golf clap for that, user. You're on the money. Feminists and tumblrinas screech about muh toxic masculinity and how it's an invention of the patriarchy that hurts men too. So when two men - that are for all intents and purposes true brothers - show any affection for one another, these cunts should be cheering the "subversion" of muh patriarchy. Instead, they start shlicking with the force of an oil drill.

Disgusting.

Not letting them have it both ways is sexist.

If he had been written with the intent or consideration that he might be a fag, or the original creators (not under SJW duress a la Steven King) said they had decided to take his character in this direction, I wouldn't complain about it.

But this isn't either of those things. It's rainbow haired landwhales wanting to have something to moisten their haunted channel tunnels, while simultaneously revelling in the thought of taking a away a white, male ideal.

I can't remember any time I laughed at a RS episode.

This.

Anons who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read comic books in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am an oldfag I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

This is what I don't get the most, the fags and blacks, etc., already have their representation, why keep trying to change established characters?

Two reasons:
1. These people are talentless, parasitic hacks that cannot create anything worthwhile, and must coopt other stories and characters for their agenda.
2. It robs dem ebul heteros of another character.

Amen.

Kek

yes and I play without shame my nintendo ds in public and make mario noises without shame. I am adult…

They are not concerned with being an adult, they are concerned about you, they want to shame you for your own benefit. Your behavior is not healthy. Why do you think comics appeal so much to SJWs? Is it because SJWs are known to be really mature?

Anyways I hope you realize just because you do not have decency or shame does not mean you are right. Furries, /mlp/, Holla Forums and /a/ are all in that category.

They don't care about comics, they're complete normalfags who only know the character because of the movies.

They don't appeal to them. They just see it (thanks to the success of the films) as another area for them to co-opt. Something they done very successfully, with predictably ruinous financial results.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Maybe that was their plan all along, to make Nazism seem reasonable. I hope that's how it works out anyway, that by the problem glasses clique pozzing comic books some people might wake up.

Im convinced! Refugees welcome!

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Same. These fuckers are providing a serious case for the third reich

I just don't get it, why do they pretend their representative characters don't exist

Iceman, wiccan, teen hulk, those are all gay heroes, and avengers.

What's with the outraged hoodie spiderman?

If the Third Reich had access to YouTube and could make a seven minute newsreel, they could have shown it to American troops before DDay and they would have refused to fight.

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This will surely change hearts and minds.

Hitler would eradicate you too

It'd actually be easy for it to be a conspiracy.
Get 500 paid shills (for the more realistic accounts), a data center (for more botty goodness) and you can make thousands of twitter posts.
You can create artifical hype easily, and then make it into news. Since people are lemmings that go with the groupthink (chans included), it's easy for people to take the bait. It's nothing new.

I want out of the information age, and there's nowhere to run. If there is a universe where computers like today exist, but no internet was ever developed outside of academic uses, I want to go there.

The funniest is that Zeus would be completely okay with it, and probably laugh and say "ah, to be young, I used to do the same all the time", but these faggots know nothing of mythology even!

Going the other way, and having fear of growing up, is also dangerous. It's the zeitgeist of these times, and it's not going well. Check out all the grown women still watching disney filmms to know what I mean.

Yeah, we're heading that way.
Reminder that Weimar Republic had the first openly gay couple in media, and were working on decriminalizing it.
Nationalism is already on the rise in many places

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The thing is they don't even need to make new ones. There are already tons of gay superheroes in comics, but these parasites don't care about them because they're not popular.

SJW are now buttmad as Captain America is not going to have a boyfriend… He was an agent of HYDRA all along

time.com/4347224/captain-america-hydra-agent-marvel-tom-brevoort/

Archive
archive.is/q2h6w

SJW Butthurt about Aryan Captain America

twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/05/25/captain-america-still-not-gay-but-now-hes-a-hydra-agent-with-beliefs-like-donald-trump/

Archive
archive.is/cQQD

So maybe the "Captain America" who will have a boyfriend is either Bucky or Sam "The Falcon" Wilson.

HAIL Fucking HYDRA

It's Spider-Gwen. She's from an alternate universe where Peter Parker is the weak powerless loser he deserves to be, while stronk independent Gwen Stacy got the spider superpowers instead. Her character design, however, is the sole reason she got popular. The comic itself is pretty fucking hideous SJW trash, but most people don't read comics, so aren't aware of it.

Spider-Gwen appears as the representative of the outraged SJWs at the thought that he might depict female heroes sexily, or admit that they have tits.

Pic related: a cuck white-knighting for his feminist rehash of a real superhero.

Honestly, this is far worse than Marvel killing off the Fantastic Four just to piss of Fox. That was for purely financial reasons.

This is idealogical, and it's even more sickening than just about anything I've seen from them in ten years. Even them stealing Cap's most iconic words and senselessly warping into it into a screed about feminism delivered by a womanchild didn't annoy me this much.

The trend is keep going. if Marvel keeps hiring hacks like Jason Aaron, their stories will be cluster fuck of identity politics and preaching.

People hate when you try to indoctrinate them using their hobbies. And the SJW just don't get it.

I would argue that these are Cap's most iconic words. I agree with you otherwise.

>"I'm loyal to nothing, General… except the dream.
>Fucking privileged cishetero shitlord!

user pls

Here's Frank Cho's response.

Truly, the man is based.

That's fucking awesome.

This beyond hack writing, this is like writing Hitler as not really a bad guy, but a double agent for the League of Nations. No tongues of Man, nor Curses of Elves, and Ents, nor even raps of Niggers, can convey the amount of disgust I'm feeling right now.

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Can someone explain this whole thing to me?

See just with those short lines you've shown how this kind of storyline could have been phenomenal:

A hero of a bygone age forced to reevaluate his loyalties, the principles and ideals he'd committed himself to in his time not just passed, but shat on by the modern era. Forced to acknowledge that the great triumph of good over evil as he understood it accomplished nothing but pave the way for a generation of complacency, miseducation, entitlement, and pettiness. The ideals he once valued so distorted and corrupted that their antithesis now sounds almost inarguably rational.

A book detailing Cap's descent into misanthropy from values dissonance and the first hand witness to the objective degradation of social standards. Drive him to the point that he is willing to listen to Red Skull's rhetoric, because why would Nazism be assuredly evil in an age where the morality of the free world is shit?

An American hero turning to what he once considered the great evil for grounding and purpose, because it at least held true to what it was, and the worst of the past is still better than the present.

But no, this is just another revisionistic and contradictory shock tactic. He'll snap out of mommy's conditioning in five issues and become the butt of every joke: "Ha-Ha look at Captain White-America, he was a closeted Nazi all along! Yes, even back when he literally fist-fought Hitler!"

The only part of this that prevents the prospect from being complete horseshit is these points:

1. Marvel is getting shat on for this story decision, hopefully the outrage will beat them down to DC levels of fail
2. SJWs in social media are in full butt-hurt and displaying their full scope of cognitive-dissonance (it's only okay to completely subvert and make a mockery of established characterization when it directly feeds into leftist propaganda you shitlords!!!)
3. Jack Kirby and Joe Simon are probably gonna rise from the grave right now and drag each and every modern Marvel comic artist and writer into the deepest bowels of Hell personally

Milo Manara made a cover of Spiderwoman an were pissed off because of muh sexism, muh objectification and muh beauty diversity

Cho, parodied Manara's cover for the comic "Spider-Gwen" and feminazis were buttmad too.

read some SJW salt
archive.is/Zw6IH

But Cho rather to apologize he enjoy trolling the offended feminists.

My mistake

And the fat feminists were…

Underrated Post
10/10 would read again

Cap will be replaced by a mudslime or nigger, representing "New" America.

I actually kinda want them to do this. Anything that crashes comics or comic book movies faster makes me happy. They really do deserve it at this point

They already did that; that storyline bombed after six issues last year and Falcon was forced to give the title back. I guess someone got salty that his "genius" narrative wasn't well-received and is trying to smear the good name of the real Captain America before he gets the boot.

user…

Capping that shit, m8.

Are you fucking serious? It's the same guy that tried to replace Cap with BirdNigger in charge of this story? How that not be considered a conflicted position? Did no one in a position of authority at Marvel perhaps think that the guy that tried and hilariously failed to push a dindu (a legacy dindu, but a dindu nonetheless) in place of Steve Rodgers, suddenly deciding that Steve was a ebul Nazi all along smells a bit circumspect?

My only hope is that this is so disastrously received that they retcon the whole thing as a doppleganger, Doombot, Skrull, or just Cap being a quadruple agent like Revolver Ocelot. Of course, these are all shit options, but would you rather swallow shit, or cyanide?

>>>/furry/

Get out.

Just like the asian FBI psychologist in Law & Order SJW. Out of nowhere in one episode he just blurts "I'm gay" for no reason.

Oy vey goyim, are you a bigot? How dare you suggest straight white male goyim are allowed to have heroes!

I'm surprised Tumblr didn't do this sooner. The sign of Tumblr identifying an alpha male is by shipping them with another man. Thus by default, Tumblr is filled to the brim with cuckqueans.

You've only yourself to blame.

>archive.is/cQQD
you goof'd

What's the source of that image?

Expecting agenda pushers to actually know the history of the hobby they are co-oping.

Even if it's coming out of a villain's mouth, I'm fucking amazed the kikes at Marvel let this slip.

at least the cyanide will kill you.

swallowing shit, you have to live with that.

this isn't a problem, you forget that these shows are made by 40 year olds in the first place.

#GiveWonderWomanAHysterectomy

It's time.

There isn't a Cho 11, I misnamed them. Been meaning to correct it for ages. But here's Cho 000, you can call it Cho 11 if you want.

What?

He's saying because you're complaining about faggots you're a closeted faggot.

That kind of llogic would have the kids riding the short bus calling you an imbecile. Are all KKK members secretly black people now?

You have your own boards for this shit.

>>>Holla Forums or >>>Holla Forums

Pick one and get out.

No, but they totally secretly masturbate to miscegenation porn according to the Jews.

Make me, faggot

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You know it's bad when even Normies on Facebook are getting sick of progressive agenda by bullshit
comicbookresources.com/article/glaad-addresses-givecaptainamericaaboyfriend-hashtag

How have we not hijacked this yet?

They lack the empathy to understand that others can listen to words coming from unapproved sources, and not immediately dismiss them. The fact that it's the Red Skull saying these things should make you disagree with them. The person speaking is more important than what he says.

Like the Jew trying to understand compassion for the less fortunate, they simply cannot wrap their heads around it.

This doesn't make sense. What he's said there is effectively, "complain about this nonsense more vociferously than the tumblrinas, and it won't happen."

>comicbookresources.com/article/glaad-addresses-givecaptainamericaaboyfriend-hashtag

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here crybaby
archive.is/cQQDn

That flawed logic is typical of them. Because faggots doesn't know and doesn't relate what it is being a normal person and being attracted to women, they assume every person is a faggot.

Oh hai gifmaker, go post maisies on your containment thread