/got/ general

Only good scene in the season tbh

I'm curious but also scared.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Looks like Tormund and Jamie.

Can't tell if it is or not, the one with the iron throne anyway

Not tumblr enough

what's the deal with tumblr and red noses?

Book Brienne would be a good mother to Tormund's daughters, because she's gentle and sweet.

Dunno about the smug dyke on the show, though.

Top 5 GoT ships on Tumblr -
Sansa/Jon
Sansa/Margaery
Sansa/Petyr
Sansa/ Hound
Dany/Jon

AO3 TOP 10 Ships -
Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth (1403)
Arya Stark/Gendry Waters (1220)
Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark (1094)
Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark (623)
Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister (553)
Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell (528)
Jon Snow/Sansa Stark (525)
Theon Greyjoy/Robb Stark (499)
Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell (487)
Petyr Baelish/Sansa Stark

Top 5 characters in fanfiction -
Sansa Stark (4770)
Jon Snow (3148)
Arya Stark (2865)
Robb Stark (2471)
Jaime Lannister (2399)

Most shipped character in fandom -
6975 stories about Sansa Stark.

Top 5 characters on TUMBLR -
SANSA Stark - by a very wide margin
Jon Snow
Daenerys Targaryen
Arya Stark
Theon Greyjoy

What?

that's fucking stupid, isn't the point of a ship that it's mostly implied horseshit?

He is a rape victim.
Suffered emotional abuse & trauma.
He has no cock.
He wants a female ruler because women are better.
He saved Sansa. This is very important.
Sansa likes him. Even more important.
Anyone who saves their self-insert Sansa shoots up 200% in the tumblr fandom.
Last year everyone liked Petyr until he fucked up with the Boltons, Theon has now become more popular than him.

Most dumblr artists don't know how to actually be original.
Or properly shade a nose apparently.
You might as well ask what's the deal with tumblrs high spergelord count.

how does that happen? are they 'objectifying' him? him with his sad little eyes, oh he's so vulnerable! is that it?

fuck tumblr is a bad place

they probably get off to him

Special pretty little girl that's been abused, need I say more
'Bishounen' and non-threatening male saviour hero
Tomboy that defies gender roles
Show Robb: Handsome alpha that married for love in a patriarchial society
Book Robb: Handsome alpha that rescued a homely girl from dishonour
Roguish, confident, asshole alpha with a battle wound

Self-explanatory, really.

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So they flipped on Theon? I thought tumblr freaked out when Ramsay predictably raped Salsa, but they totally ignored the horrible shit he did to everyone else (including Theon who was right there when it happened).

They love book Theon.

They're also really fucked up. Thramsay is very, very popular.

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Go on, google Thramsay tumblr.

I dare you.

Or click this tumblr.com/tagged/thramsay

How GRRM would write their relationship:

Tormund and Brienne squatting in a tree
S.H.I.T.T.I.N.G.

didn't see there was a new thread, whoops. so, why are people mad that Brand and Meera escaped into a snowstorm? sounds like a good place to hide.

*Bran

Best of episode 5 LIVE is ready, considerably smaller than the previous ones because of the leak

I could sort of see the appeal of that if it weren't for the fact that Theon got his FUCKING DICK CHOPPED OFF.

I'd read a manga of Game of Thrones done in that style

I wonder how many views the episode got, just about everyone watched the leak so would the view count have dropped by a million or more or are the majority of its audience computer illiterate and lawful so that it didn't make that much of a dent?

They ignore it.

It's like how women constantly write gay porn involving straight characters. Doesn't matter what their natural predilections are, if it gets them off then it's fine.

why would the normalfags who watch it on TV go on the interwebz to find the leak though?

This.

Normalfags don't think like us. They actually do shit like say, "oh, there was a new Game of Thrones on tonight. I'll watch it tomorrow."

at least it's not Cal Arts Face.

hot damn I want to creampie that weird-looking giantess.

B R A V O

So would I.

I'd watch a 90s anime style of ASOIAF

So, guesses about episode 6?

Totally awkward and trying to be funny but not funny dinner scene coming up?

according to the season trailer, Frankenmountain will crash the Faith with no survivors.

vertical muff diving is easy

Hopefully King's Landing stops being completely fucking retarded and does something about the cultists that have been running roughshod all over them.

Seriously, this shit with the high sparrow should not have gone on for as long as it has. They could mop up the Faith Militant with a platoon of soldiers.

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You sound like an autistic armchair general. How small is your penis sperglord?

bravo, you just graduated to D&D's level of fictional politics

It's their own faith and the high sparrow is pretty much the pope.

Having fun being an edgy aspie?

They've been doing shit in spite of what the masses support for a very long time, why would it be a problem now?

Yeah, the whole "they could just murder everybody" sentiment is pretty retarded. To be fair though this has been the logic of the last seasons. Like the sand sneks just murdering the ruler and then magically being in control or Dany murdering the horsefucker leadership and then just assuming control as if it was the most natural thing in the world.

But it's funny that people are asking for more of that stuff when they have been complaining about it so much.

Dial it back a bit there kiddo, you're trying too hard.

What pisses me off is how they seem to expect us to be impressed by the stories of the High Sparrow. The guy really isn't charismatic or fascinating enough to warrant muh character depth.

Now, the population is organized under a religious fanatic, the King is a boy and the Sparrow holds two hostages. Think of the difference between pissing off Detroit and pissing off Detroit after the population has been converted to Islam.

they already had a riot in KL and that was when they were on top of their shit. now the Lannister rule is tenuous at best and everyone fucking hates Cersei.

I agree, but I doubt they could pull the same shit in the KL storyline and hope to just sweep it under the rug.

this.

Tormund looks like the lasagne guy

FUCK YOU

They don't have to kill them all, that would obviously cause a lot of mayhem, but they could do something. In the last five episodes, exactly jackshit happened. They could've ordered the faceless men to murder the High Sparrow, and maybe they'd even go down with the prize because the High Sparrow himself claims to be merely a peasant and not like a king. They could get themselves a red priest, if that's possible, to set up a counter-religion. Divide and conquer, and all that. Or do a false-flag operation. Just take a few of their own troops, put them in black robes and let them beat a few commoners up. Just, something.

even if they could afford a faceless man (which they can't), the death of the High Sparrow would start a riot

except a) KL is the center of the Seven religion and b) people in KL associate red priests with Stannis who tried to sack the city

I bet a lot of guys would volunteer for a permanent scar being carved into their forehead

Entire faith militant & Bernie Sanders get BTFO in ep 10.

Just like the High Sparrow will be down & out after California primary.

Both fanatics/ cult leaders destroyed by women

kinda unrelated

Yeah, Cersei empowering the high sparrow and faith militant was a great idea, why not start supporting heretics too? That would end well.

But the Sand Snakes and Dany "kill everyone" scenes were completely unnecessary and uncalled for, whereas the High Sparrow and his lot have been fucking begging to be killed for the longest time.
After Cersei was arrested I expected the very next episode to involve Lannister soldiers storming the place she was being held and killing the High Sparrow. But nothing happened.
After Jaime return I expected him to do something about the High Sparrow. But nothing happened.
After that big talk Tommen had with his mother after her slutwalk, I again expected something to be done about the High Sparrow. But again, nothing happened.
I'm sick and tired of nothing happening. Something needs to happen.

That's retarded. If some nobody actress can afford to hire them, surely the fucking Lannisters can.

It does make sense that they do not take direct action against the high canary or whatever:

- his faith is immensely popular between the plebs. killing him could have disastrous effects among the populace - in real world, trying to evict a priest was the spark that started the Romanian Revolution of 1989 (it ended with Ceausescu and his wife dead).
- Cersei probably didn't want to do anything against the guy before the queen suffered her own humiliation walk.
- It would also imply that her master plan wasn't as good as Bane's, and nobody wants to admit that (although that's just a fact of the life; no master plan that doesn't involve crashing planes and rising fires can be good, tbh fam)

Which ASOIAF/GoT character would be most likely to back a stupid frog meme for King?

sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/05/23/massive-youth-voter-enrolment-sees-frog-meme-lead-preferred-prime-minister

All of them except CIA. CIA is the only one taht isn't an inbreed retard.

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this. the underlying lesson here is supposed to be that rash decision making and short sightedness can and will lead to a world of hurt. it's stupid to assume that another one of Cersei's brutish power plays would fix things.

you don't know what she paid them though. the faceless men always charge a steep price and it's not always monetary. you also seem to forget that the Lannisters are broke as fuck at the moment.

idk fampire, CIA is 1/8th Braavosi, and they were pretty inbred.

Cersei could pay with her pussy

They should have shown how popular he was and established that his support is vast. They failed to do that. By the show we only ever see like fifteen cult-looking people with him.

They also have made the sparrows more competently dressed as warriors. If they had knights with seven pointed sigils and then masses of common people with implements it would be easier to understand.

It would be too complex for show watchers to understand that many knights across the realm have renounced their titles and joined the faith.

So instead everyone is a Poor Fellow.

They did that in earlier episodes. They can't keep reminding people due to budget reasons.
That's how it was in the books but the secular and atheist show watchers wouldn't understand that they were religious warriors unless they wear robes.

Also budget reasons related, robes are cheaper than armours.

They could have at least had Lancel in some new, bitching armour.

This one is fucking gold though.

Someone needs to get that Thormund face and start making some dank meems.

It'd be more like Buck Angel x a bear

my wish is your command

Why does Tumblr love Sansa so fucking much?

They can identify with a useless cunt that just causes trouble for everyone.

It wouldn't even need to be a faceless man, any old assassin could do it without trouble.
1. Have assassin pose as a peasant
2. Have him get close to the high sparrow
3. ???
4. Profit!

Ah yisss made it three times in that thread.

gee I wonder

I'd love fucking sansa if you know what I mean.

I mean I saw a great opportunity to deploy ramsay_sausage_wiggle.gif but can't find it where the fuck did it go

you still don't seem to understand that the reason they don't have him killed is not that they can't commit the act, it's that they can't afford the consequences. simply having him killed is not politically viable.

Hiring a Faceless Man isn't that simple either. They cost an exorbitant price depending how influent their target is. Littlefinger pointed out in the books that they could hire an army of common sellswords for half the price to slay just a merchant, when they are considering to assassinate Daenerys Targaryen when she is pregnant. Imagine how costly it is to kill the current High Septon of King's Landing.

If that is the case how did this bitch manage to afford to kill her rival actress?

Sucking their cocks obviously.

Fucking kek

already answered that for you

She most definitely sucked them off.

or maybe they put on female faces and made a lesbian sex tapestry with her

Having him killed in a way that doesn't implicate the throne is plenty viable. Hence the use of an assassin or even poison.

But that aside, them killing the High Sparrow and having the people of King's Landing completely turn against them would actually be an interesting turn for the story to take. Way more interesting than the current setup.

yeah right, because no one would connect the guy's untimely death to the only people who had motive to kill him.

I agree. not sure if the kikes running the show would waste shekels on a decent riot storyline though.

The nobles are not the only people who have motive to kill him. His Faith Militant have been fucking over merchants, brothel owners, etc.
He's stepped on a lot more than just the noble's toes.
I also doubt the people of King's Landing would go into full rebellion mode without conclusive proof as to who killed the Elevated Bird and why.

Screw that, I want a full-on peasant rebellion.

be that as it may, the royals' beef with him was the one that got the biggest public display. also not everyone could actually pull off an assassination plot on him, so the list of suspects would be pretty narrow.

well the spoilers said that Jaime would go to the Riverlands to deal with the Tullys so I can't see anything super serious happening in KL.

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Maybe she's offered to give them her face when she grows old or something.

Why do you think that? The guy hangs around peasants out in the open just about every day and prides himself on being approachable. All it would take is some guy posing as a peasant knifing him or slipping some poison in his gruel. Anyone with a bit of money or a modicum of power could pull it off.

Then they'd capture the assassin, make him confess who hired him and then Cersei would be fucked. More than usual.

The status of the person affects the price. Euron (in the books) gave the Faceless Men a Dragon's Egg to kill Balon (or it's implied he did).

Varys says the cost to hire a Faceless Man to kill Daenerys was prohibitive.

fucking commies

Maybe if they went with the more direct knifing approach, but I could see an assassin getting away if they used poison.
Regardless, it's all just speculation. Maybe they'd get away, maybe they wouldn't.

You say that like it's a bad thing :^)

yeah he's so approachable that even the king has to make an appointment and gets blocked by his army of bodyguards at the entrance. seriously, haven't you noticed that he's surrounded by his goons at all times?

He's doing that to the king/nobles specifically to fuck with and humble them.
Do you not remember the scenes where he would casually walk around slums feeding peasants and shit?

that was before he seized power. ever since Cersei militarized his goons he's spent most of his time in the great sept. Jaime even threatened him once and he just pointed at his bodyguards.

So anyone got those webms of GRRM at his home?

is that even legal?

This season death tally

All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons
All Dothraki who oppose Dany, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene] (x)
Waif killed by Arya
Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes (x)
Trystane by sand snakes (x)
Kev & Pycelle by Varys/Qyburn birds (x)
Alliser & Olly by Jon stark/snow (x)
Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders
Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed/killed in Kings Landing
High sparrow dies in Kings Landing
Septa Unella killed by Mountain
Tommen killed by Tommen
Thoros killed by Hound
Elder brother killed by Brotherhood Without Banners
Walder frey killed by wolves/Nymeria
Hodor killed in the cave escape
Small Jon killed by Tormund
Harald Karstark killed by Jon
Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army
Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay
Roose killed by Ramsay, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
Walda killed by Ramsay
Ghost killed by Ramsay
Wun wun killed by Ramsay
Osha killed by Ramsay
Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
Ramsay killed by Sansa

Sup /got/, which character, if killed off, will make you stop watching the show altogether?

Pic related.

The night king. Although I will be pretty annoyed if they kill the high sparrow in a really dumb manner.

All the characters I liked are already dead, I only watch it to shitpost about it so I guess I'd only drop it if it became too boring.

HIGH SPARROW DID NOTHING WRONG

Who did you like?

any major character next on Brienne's gurl power kill list.

jk, I'm already only watching it ironically so I can shitpost here

Tywin, Oberyn, Ned, Bobby B

Correct. Neither did pic related.

>>>/tumblr/

I'd have preferred she end up with the giant but whatever.

That's how you become a Faceless Man. You get your dick sucked so hard your head comes off, hence "faceless"

Stannis, Tywin, Robert, Ned, Joffrey. I used to like Davos but without Stannis and Shireen he's just some cuck standing around and doing nothing.

Maybe Jaime could be cool now that they send him into the Riverlands depending on how they do it.

So what are the chances the Cleganbowl will actually not be the Cleganebowl but instead the Mountain vs Brienne? With some dialogue how the Mountain cannot be defeated by any man, and then is defeated by Brienne because she is no man.

Show Stannis was awful.

Not very likely but not impossible.

I bet they will even throw in her overpowering him, I used to like Brienne but now I just cringe in every scene she is in.

It'll probably be Arya killing him for the Many Faced God. She'll use Needle to cut off the straps keeping his helmet down and then the Faith Militant will Zergrush him for being a deadite.

tbh I kept believing they'd redeem him eventually all the way until after s4, and that they made him act like a dick just to make his character arc easier to grasp for the normies with their short attention span and bad memory….

Why though? I honestly cant understand their procrastination of enjoyment.

You've never been so tired you put something off?

Only major character I really liked was Tywin, the show died with him. He didn't take any fucking bullshit from anyone and was one of the few real manly figures in the show.

how about no

normalfags aren't known for getting interested in shit

I put it at 50%.

Yeah, they took a big fat shit on him before killing him off in a terrible manner with the stronk womyn killing him for maximum vagina power.

>8ch.net/tv/

I'd be okay with the fantasy elements, but women being more alpha than men in a medieval world is really breaking my suspension of disbelief.

Rare footage of the Nights King with unnamed 8000 year old Child of the Forest.

yes?

Depends. Show Brienne is very immersion breaking, indeed, but someone like Genna Lannister is believable in a medieval setting, and she's pretty alpha.

there is probably a thread up right now with pictures "hacked" from a celebrities phone and you're worried about webms of the fat man dilly dallying around?

They are big girls

fair enough I guess

GRRM nudes when?

ive actually seen some where he on a trampoline in his backyard.

Underrated post

That's a rare Maisie there

Also y u no use images on an imageboard, guys?

It was a nice thread while it lasted

I'm not doubting women's ability to get around in that setting, just that the cartoony feminist power fantasy characters are bullshit. I'll take the scheming women in King's Landing any day, but everything about Dany, the cringe sneks or Brienne is a fucking joke. I used to like Sansa too until they turned her into a rape victim/emasculation wish fulfillment character.

What the fuck are D&D even doing with the SS? Why the fuck kill your whole family? Because he didnt want to go on all out war against the lannisters?

it was a boring thread anyway tbh

And we are on an imageboard. It has image in it's name.

GRRM on suicide watch

It would actually be interesting if there was more going on than the night king just being a weapon gone out of control. Like why did the COTF retreat into their woods? Who was the night king, did his previous life play into who he became? I don't expect any of that from the show though but if GRRM ever gets the books out it mite b cool.

probably. apparently the rest of Dorne seems to be okay with some bastard woman exterminating the male line of their ruling house. we also learned that the best way to avenge the death of someone is to kill their brother and nephew.

Poetic

I wonder why
It's easy to write when your plot just happens and you gave no reasons for anything

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That's why I always attach pictures, except those 50 something minutes while show airs, no time to look for an image then :)
Also, hi

great, looks like we got the best of both worlds

Sure, sure, that's why signed up for Jon spinoff :)

Their price is based on the hirer's means. The Queen-Mother of the largest kingdom in the world, who also happens to be the heir to the richest family in the world would have to bankrupt their country to afford a Faceless Man.

maybe so, but it should not be as hard as GRRM is making it out to be no matter what quality you're writing

You beat me to that pic
Did you submitted our dolphin-song for the Tracks 4 Change?

What the hell, Australia?

No :( Percussion pattern was already prepared in FL Studio but when I wanted to record guitar tracks and bass line, I found out my recording microphone doesn't work anymore, haven't used it in 4 years. It's a shame, your lyrics were fantastic.

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bookfags are going to be disappointed if GRRM ever gets around to releasing the next one.

the events are going to closely follow what the show has done no doubt.

ramsey kills roose
ramsey defeats stannis
the children created the others
hodor is hold the door

all the major events obviously come from GRRM, it's the details D/D alter.

Viewership numbers stay at the top of the game with episode 605 “The Door”
watchersonthewall.com/viewership-numbers-stay-top-game-episode-605-door/

We can still put it on youtubelater when you can record it

:o

Leaks and piracy have only helped GoT.

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It's a deal then :) Will we send a link to Maisie's twitter?

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D&D > post-ASOS GRRM

Eh, I'd bet Ramsay doesn't kill Roose (and arguably Stannis either, although that is more likely)

What events have happened are different. Theon wasn't at the Kingsmoot, though Euron still won it. Asha went to get Theon in the North to invalidate it, not to Daenerys.

That's true, all those young people pirating it generated buzz on social media that in the end helped GoT and HBO.

You'll have to sing, Sir Gifmaker, no way you're backing off.

The spoiler guy said there were a bunch of main character deaths in the season final but he wouldn't name them all. He gave away 3 deaths but they weren't main characters, I'm hoping they finally put some of these central characters on the chopping block, the Jon Snow death was so cheap.

this. neither of those characters are stupid enough in the books to get taken out like that.

LMAO what a retarded ass show

In the books Euron will get cucked and Asha will be the stronk womyn just like the show.

It's a difference in details only.

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Four main characters are
Do you expect any of these to die in S6? There's a slight chance Cersei might be the "major" death this season, if they include Cleganbowl in S6.

As the books come closer to the end the simplistic storyline becomes more evident.

Jon Snow as the chosen one.
The Others as the mindless evil that must be stopped.
The girl with the Dragons that saves them all.

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Arya is one they can kill off safely story wise. Tyrion too but he's very popular and might get a dragon.

I don't think GoT is art enough to kill off popular characters and they might want them for the sequel series they're already talking about.

Cersei I can see dying since GoT plays to the plebs and people mostly hate her.

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I don't get that pic

O ye of little faith.

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Haha

In the context of the overarching story she's pretty pointless, it's the story of Fire (Dany/humans) and Ice (Jon/others).

In Starbucks, tehy write your name on your cup of coffee

See
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And we all know GRRM is submissive beta

why?

Arya and a whole heap of other characters could have just been thrown in the trash with Rickon. If he really wanted to bloat the books he could have easily used Rickon for world building too.

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It's a custom

uuurrgggghhh this mediocre normalfag show features a few women who have trained hard to be warriors and are fairly good at it. they still get shit for it all the time, and other women (and men!) are constantly raped and such.
anyone else constantly pissed off about fictional settings? seeing a woman or brown person triggers the fuck out my PTSD.

(Me)
Meant for →

I hope you'll be that enthusiastic and not nervous! I think we can safely count on Maisie's invitation for a private performance, so an accoustic version of Your Friend will be required

Imagine if this faggot gets some random death.

I have to believe the only reason he's still in the show is because back in season 1 GRRM told D&D that Gendry ends up running King's Landing or some such so they're obligated to keep him around.

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>>>/tumblr/

I can totally play that

I have a son, you have a daughter, we'll join our Houses.

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Where?

in Arya's pants

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Is the Game of Thrones novel 90's enough for the Others to be a half baked environmentalism message?

I'm not entirely sure why Rickon even exists in the first place tbh.

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Oh yeah. I'd bet muh environment is a key component of this.

That's why I chose it, plus the jingling sound suits the upbeat mood :) I had other percussions in mind at first (classic drum pattern) but tambouring might be even better! Do you think Maisie will become our groupie and shill us on her Twitter? And co-star in our video?

actually, they're an anti-drug message

Does life imitate art, user?

Only if we are gay

That's a very believable interpretation, user had very convincing arguments regarding this theory some weeks ago. GRRM has always been a hippie at heart, so…

key component of environmentalist mythology is a coming ice age caused by man mistreating nature.

that's the same as ASOIAF, man mistreats nature so the children make the others and they create an ice age that wipes out man.

GRRM is big on sci-fi and sci-fi always has to have some coded message like that which translates to modern day events. Back when GRRM was writing GoT these things were probably on his mind.

I'd say that's so unbelievably pointless even D&D wouldn't do it, but then Max von Sydow comes to mind.

Sure, b-but it's only for Maisie, right?
You have to start practicing some singer movies if we are to impress her.
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(Me)
*moves
This is the reaction we need to achieve
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If we are gay enough, our music doesn't matter

far left

I thought it was the exact opposite, i.e. coming hot age

85% of success

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if you know what I mean

If she tries to throw us out, we will scream rape and homophoby and immediatly post about it on tumblr

No idea, can you elaborate?

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The Others are vague enough to where you can project pretty much any political message onto them.
Climate change? Immigrants? Clearly the Others are a metaphor for Big Oil ruining the world while fatcat Washington politicians line their pockets.

They did the same thing with Osha

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George RR Martin revealed “three holy sh*t moments” from the books to Benioff and Weiss
watchersonthewall.com/george-rr-martin-revealed-three-holy-sh-moments-books-benioff-weiss/

It's nice of him, isn't it?

She doesn't seem very impressed

The show is obviously different from the books.
Fuck off, Maisiefag, I can smell your stupid showfag stench from here.

t-thanks

But Holy Goerge said himself that he is "depressed" because of someone holding that door somewhere

Shadows on the wall, mate.

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Randyll's about to see he made the right choice in telling Sam to fuck off

He's not gonna see anything unless Gilly or Sam goes full retard and says the kid isn't his.

Dont worry, the progressive D&D will make sure they will proudly tell.

Why the fuck is Sansa always grabbing Arya's tits? Does Maisie not realize she's a creepy dyke?

Sophie seems like a horny girl to me.
It's a wonder she hasn't been knocked up yet.

Everyone loves tits, even straight women

but they'll tell liberal mom who then decides to side with them anyway because mom = good, dad = evil

So what's the big twist at the end of the series going to be? Knowing GRRM there has to be one. Will it be revealed that they're in a malfunctioning Dyson Sphere? Did the humans come in space ships? Will the white walkers win? Will Bran time travel and fix everything and the entire storyline didn't happen?

the big twist is that it's all a by-the-numbers hero's journey

My favourite song!

Ayy lmao it's from Uranus

I thought the exact same fucking shit.

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Like Edd, Robert, Robb, Catelyn, Hodor, Jojen (actually, nobody gave a fuck about Jojen), Joffrey, Tywyn, Stannis, Shireen, …? The problem is not the 'art', is that they don't have many characters left. With 1.5 seasons to go, it would be bad story telling to kill too many characters - the finale would only have people viewers don't give a shit about.

That second comic never fails to make me sick.

Just, just fuck yourself. Please.

The best thing about his character was watching Gregor gouge his eyes out and explode his head.

God, you sure are an autist.

yeah, getting his head crushed was a genius move

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He got revenge from his grave and robbed the Lannisters of their best warrior Yeah, that's getting shit done.

10/10 revenge

Oberyn was in another season though so its non-canon now, he never existed.
Bravo D&D

Am I the only one really looking forward to Randyll? Yeah, I don't really give a shit about Sam or Gilly either way, but I'll suffer them gladly if it means we finally get to see Randyll since he's been cut from Brienne's plot.

I think it's cute tbh

Oberyn is literally Reddit: The Character.

Tumblr is Brienne and Sansa.

who is Holla Forums?

indeed, who would Holla Forums be? Gee, its not like we have quasimodo avaterfags hereor anything.

I just realized I'm a fucking moron anyway, because pic related

MWAAAAAH THE MASIE

You write about this about every character in every thread. You wrote it about Ned, Edd, and now Oberyn. Unoriginal, boring, and points to the fact that you know Reddit very much.

Rofl roasted. +1 XD

POST MOPHIE MODS ARE ASLEEP

Sansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod -sent to the Riverlands to try and get help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn't know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, Mazin and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont.
Jon, Sansa, and Davos make these great speeches on why she (Mormont) should join them only to find out she has less than 100 men. Don't think Sansa legitimizes Jon but she is agreement that he should be King.
She supports them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis' old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Ramsay and Jon meet across the battlefield. Ramsay releases Rickon and tells him to run toward his brother. As Rickon runs, Ramsay starts shooting arrows up in the air one at a time that keep missing him. Jon starts galloping toward Rickon but just as he reaches him, one of Ramsay's arrow hits him and he dies in Jon's arms. Sansa tells Jon before the battle that Rickon is already dead.
Jon does become King of the North. This is after the teen girl (Mormont) who is head of some house (with like 60 soldiers) speaks up about how she trusts the Starks and was one of the only ones to follow them into battle. Then the other houses speak up and apologize about not following them and they don't care that he is a bastard.

The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly "theifs of the highway" in the Riverlands. Ian McShane's former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the "Brotherhood"-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian's character is The Hound. McShane's character is killed, & several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and wins.

Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this, Jaqen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos& reaches Riverrun. Nymeria and her pack show up at Riverrun

Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon & Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron . They steal a ship and head for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Asha also is a lesbian now.

Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something", whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf about it, and they explain that they basically created the Others to "protect something", but the Others have turned against them. Bran also has a vision of the Night's King and , and Night's King senses this (grabbing Bran's arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera are barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door", so they can escape. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear.

Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Loras & Margery die, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Qyburn kills Pycelle.

Daenerys - We know Daenerys is captured as a slave and taken to Vaes Dothrak to live the rest of her life with the Dosh Khaleen. The evil barbarians Dothraki want to rape the pretty princess Dany until she sets the Dothraki temple on fire. The Dothraki are convinced that Dany is the one with the power/dragons and follow her. By the end of the season Dany unites all the Khals and becomes a Khaleesi again and heads back to Meereen.

In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie's camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with "strangling" him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie's tent. He doesn't like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn't believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen in the ensuing battle.

Oldtown - Sam goes to Oldtown and visits his family. Gilly is with him. They have a boat trip initially, then later Sam meets Maesters. Sams father hates Sam as he is a fat failure. We also meet Sam's mom, sister and handsome brother. Nothing much happens here.

These have been changed since the episodes aired.

They are from reddit. Posted weeks ago.

I know, I saw the originals way back since before the season started and we have the trailers. I could swear someone's changed them since then to include stuff we just learned, as if it's been in them all along.

Mereen: Tyrion is trying to hold the city. The Sons of the Harpy attack more and more ferociously. There’s a Red Priestess that becomes Tyrion’s right hand and tries to get the city under control with him. The Three Graces make their appearance, with the Green Grace in the lead, holding the most importance. The Green Grace will be revealed as the Leader of The Sons of the Harpy. There’s a massive attack from The Sons of The Harpy in episode 10 who slaughter a big chunk of the free slaves who supported Dany. Khaleesi shows up at the eleventh hour with a Dothraki army who obliterate The Sons of the Harpy. Tyrion fully supports Kelly C and accepts her as queen, There’s no scene featuring Khaleesi leaving for Westeros.

Dude, these were posted on freefolk by someone who spoiled True detective.

Originally it was posted on/r/GOT but their mods deleted it.

Someone had saved the whole thing, it was reposted and everything that guy said is seemingly true.

Will we see jorah again?

hopefully he'll realise that bitches aren't worth it and he'll just get his own place somewhere and spend the rest of his life getting stoned

Betting he dies in the season final.

yup

time to make new thread

New thread link -

8ch.net/tv/res/347421.html
8ch.net/tv/res/347421.html

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Maybe, but I specifically remember reading shit before I watched the last episode that ended up being true

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