/got/ - Kinvara edition

Wow, can you take your fedoraism to another board?

Mate, you are talking about a TV show.

Cry harder, Christcuck.

GRRM is a fedora tipper, I doubt it's demons.

Come on, do you really have to post your masturbation material in a fit of rage every time fedoras are mentioned?

The only ridiculous thing that happened on the latest episode is CIA acting like shit, the dick close-up (like is there even relevance to show that? unless Arya sucked it off but I doubt it since she's a dyke), the time travel shit, the Kingsmoot. muh kuhleessi scene is passable along with the red priestess, though I couldn't take Vary's facial expression. He seems disgusted instead of afraid of the knowledge of the red whore.

I might've forgotten some.

If GRRM is going to make sci-fi correctly, he shouldn't have dabbled around the idea of time travel.

Wait, if the warg or forest kiddies created the white walkers to stop "evil men", then why are the white walkers killing forest kids and why are forest kids helping bran/raven. Sorry if I missed something.

Find a pic smugger than that vegetable eating negro, I dare you.

oh, and COTF doing an alahuu snackbar.

The dick scene was actually great. The fact that we're moving towards a world where nudity isn't a big deal is fantastic.

The walkers probably just got out of control.

Male nudity. Expect females to only star in burqas in the future.

It has to be something, since it talks to people, but it's also GRRM so it's probably not what the characters think it is.

this

It looks like you're the one who's really triggered here. Try unplugging your head from your boyfriend's cockhole before you post again.

It's very obvious it is a person, the sacrifice your cock to the fire thing was probably some kind of medieval telephone to call people from great distances.

We weren't the ones who started defensively spouting a meme all of a sudden.

kek
I guess that implication makes more sense since it was some smalltime sorcerer. The Lord of Light shit could all just be magic on the other hand…

tip tip, fedoramaster

They dun goofed. They pegged a man in the heart and it bit them in the arse later when he got too powerful.

Anyone got pics of that Sansa play actress? I want to fap to it.

...

FUCK

There were nice boobs in the same scene, hombre.

CotF were fighting a war with men at the time. They made peace later. The white walkers are intelligent, so they were mad at the CotF for making them into weapons, so they're taking revenge or something.

Don't you have a puzzle to finish, autismo?

A terrible feel.

we need porn…
yesterday

why don't they just procreate with men

Probably can't.

So that explains how they were able to capture a fully grown adult male and not all get murdered…

We hardly know shit about them. They could be chimpanzee strong for all we know.

Or… snu snu

if the sci-fi theory is right, they might be ayyy lmaos with muhh tree in avatar movie.

I would love to see showfags bitch that it rips off Avatar.

...

More tragic than Hodor's story.

fine as hell

Are you gay?

this episode sucked

the explanation of the Walkers sucks.

...

True, tbh. Hopefully he will at least get to fug Dany. Fire and Ice, if you know what I'm saying.

Fuck, this might happen to me someday never trust love you guys.

That's… not quite how I imagined them.

You're very close user. Very, very close.

...

That'd be a nice ending to Dany's story. She gets fucked by him and it's shot in the same angle as when she was fucked by Khal Drogo. It's like poetry.

...

HE TOUCHED YOU, NOW HE KNOWS

that was really lame

Bran should just go back in time, warg to some person in the past and warn his dad about everything.

twitter.com/HoldtheDoor/status/734566499462086656

But does he have control over when and where he wargs to?

but if he did that it already would have happened

And he would have failed.

Everything Bran is going to do in the past has already happened. He can't change it.

Sure but then why didn't Ned have any memory of that?

boobs does not equal genitalia.

every snatch shot in GoT was quick and hard to make out, nothing explicit.

how the hell do you know?

none of that has been disclosed in the books yet

Someone is about to make a lot of money on doors.

I think D&D know much more about future ASOIAF events than they let us know in interviews and the whole >books will be different rhetoric by them is just shilling for GRRM

Bloodraven kept mentioning that if Bran stayed inside too long he'd get lost. What if he kept drifting around forever as various Brandon Starks?

because he never did it in the first place

Linda looks like an english teacher or something

Yeah, but twat is a lot higher on the taboo list than dingus. Asshole might be the only body part higher up.

Because of Hodor, the fact that he was retarded because of what Bran did. This isn't Back to the Future time travel. This is pre-determined time travel.

in order of severity, least severe to very severe it's -

man ass
woman ass
boobs
closed vagina
penis
errect penis
open vagina

Though Hollywood will always go benis because womyn and beta males aren't offended by it.

Literally same here, user.

S4 is based on the part of ASOIAF and it had the best events, but besides that, they really nailed the pacing of the entire season. Every single episode had the right tempo - buildup and climaxes. This was aided by perfect editing that really got out of hand in in the next season where most episodes felt rushed. S4 had some of D&D's best OC, like Karl Tanner improving Bran's tedious plot or majority of Arya/The Hound interactions. Actors exclusive for S4 like Karl or Oberyn did fantastic job in their smaller roles. Book scenes such as Joffrey's death, Oberyn vs. The Mountain or Battle on the Wall (best battle episode, superior even to Hardhome) were handled superbly. I don't believe D&D will be able to top S4, not in this season, or those remaining 13 episodes. Although S06E05 was brilliant.

Was that the real reason the Ice King guy attacked Bran and Co.? I was slightly confused was he cared about Bran and the tree man.

(Me)
*based on the best part of ASOIAF

Superior to Melly in every way, looks like prime Rachel Weisz a bit. Will she get nekkid?

The only thing that can possibly redeem this piece of shit series after season 5 and the shitshow we've been getting recently is Clegane bowl.

You know that shit ain't happening right? The leaks told it so

I would rape this kike if I could.

HYPE

Have you been paying attention, user? It's literally confirmed, even if not this season, but the buildup has already began.
Although it might be show-only content because of GRRM's >muh comming to peace with oneself hippie pacifism.

He's crippled you fucking dolt. He couldn't fight even if he wanted to, which he doesn't.

shh something something lord of light warg something

We don't know that. According to the theory the Faith nursed him back to health.

Oberyn in the series was nothing compared to book Oberyn. Actor did well, yes, but the book is better.

What part of "he's lame" don't you get?

Bran's timeline will be deleted.

I understand this feel, would have sex with if Maisie allowed me.

I'm sorry you're a faggot

I'm just saying it's not happening in the books.
Cleganebowl is definitely happening in the show.

In ADWD, that's why I said it might be show-only content. He has open fracture in GoT, something that can be healed over time and he was talking about wanting to kill Gregor with Arya, nothing suggests his state of mind should change. D&D won't let us down and will be deliver something we've been waiting for since S1.

BRAVO GRRM

What do you do, /got/?

get trips

You're Gers

YOU JUST KNOW

This episode was seriously the best one so far. The show has finally started to deliver and it's glorious. The Dany-Jorah scene was the cringiest shit I've ever seen, it was amazing. Sansa is finally turning into a player, Bran finally finished his training under Raven, the Hodor mystery was solved. Dany is finally on the right track again, the Ironborn actually do something, the white walkers were explained. Hopefully they'll keep this pace going and won't have anymore filler episodes. I don't even mind the teleporting, in fact I like it, the show isn't wasting time anymore.

nigga wat
they just showed us the cotf made em
didnt tell us shit about how or how they work

I'd make him choke on my cock.

Webm of the next episode's preview

...

Can you be anymore obvious, aspie?

This

...

...

Pros:

Cons:

Will probably be pretty good.

Looks based

...

...

Enough was explained, the details doesn't really matter and are better left for GRRM and his autism to deal with.

Plus

Sorry, that's a bad comparison.

GRRM barely deals with WWs, most of their scenes were D&D OC.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

The ending rocked, really liked how they gave Hodor a proper sendoff and ended on a really good emotional note. Hopefully we get more of Edd now that he's in charge of the wall. It's going to be great when the white walkers finally come.

Also forgot to mention Tormund, he was barely in the episode but that look he gave Brienne was priceless.

I wonder how he feels about this episode.

They somehow managed to make Hodor's death more impactful than Jon's S5 finale, probably because we knew he was comming back, but still. When the tragedy of his life that's comming to an end dawns on you with that Winterfell theme, it's very emotional. Viewers were wondering about the origin of Hodor's retardation since S1 and D&D delivered 5 years later in an incredible manner.

He'll never get around to writing the last novel anyway.

#Robbed

Hodor's coming back too, but as a zombie.

Yeah, Jon's death was obvious and boring but Hodor's was a laugh-out-loud comic masterpiece.

He will be supervising HBO's GoT spinoff dealing with Jon Snow, no time for any more silly books, user.
archive.is/Cyq6A

...

So who was Coldhands?

Another pointless book character?

The spoilers say that Benjen is alive and saves Bran.

...

See user being a cool kid on the internet here →

Yup, GRRM likes to flood you with characters to keep you guessing but the show can't afford that.

I suppose Patchface is another one of those.

Please no, his death scene was too good to ruin it with that.

He probably gave up once he realised that the show will already have spoiled everything before he can even get Winter out. He tried rushing it to get it out before this season but he failed completely.

So was Victarion.

But there are people who are waiting for the book anxiously despite GoT spoilers (see: Anons in /got/) and those are the book readers that made him famous and get the HBO contract in the first place. Doesn't he feel any obligation towards them?

No they don't. You just made that up.

Jesus Christ

Someone on Reddit already saw all the episodes of this season.

He called all the HOLD THE DOOR stuff weeks before it aired so he's correct.

Link where he says Benjen is in this season.

Yeah, it's funny that his red herrings are most often much more intriguing than the real thing.

He does, that's why he tried to rush the book. But I think he pretty much has given up on trying to meet a deadline at this point. It's done when it's done.

All he feels is love for money.

We're not getting any new surprises in the new book, are we?

Also fuck Dany, FUCK.

Yeah, I didn't find it funny either. It was actually one of the most well realised death scenes so far. It's a far cry from the sand snek assassinations.

Don't mind the assclowns, user. They can't help it.

idigitaltimes.com/game-thrones-season-6-spoilers-white-walker-attack-hodor-flashback-confirm-full-535308

THICCCCCC

Huh, well I guess that's what happens then.

I imagine she's much thicker now.

It's only his own fault for being a lazy procrastinator, but just imagine the depressive situation he got himself into - writing big "reveals" the whole world already knows about. No wonder he doesn't feel like continuing.
At this point (his involvement in Jon spinoff) I doubt that, the books sales alone were enough to set him up for good, not to mention a fat GoT shekel contract. He doesn't have any children to pass the money to, still lives in the same house and all he does is blogging and attenting nerd conventions, what is he going to do with more money anyway? I suppose it's the spotlight he's attracted to. He's been an obscure sci-fi and fantasy author and failed scriptwriter all his life until ASOIAF and especially GoT brought him worldwide fame, so he's enjoying all the attention now. Honestly, can you blame him?

I still don't buy that isn't a body double.

GRRM worked on TV scripts and the way ASOIAF works is very TV. It relies heavily on the plot twists and cliffhangers to hook the audience. Jon dying was meant to be a cliffhanger but the book audience already have it all worked out.

...

yeah but now he's stuck and can't do major rewrites because he's already told the TV people how it goes and they've put that into production already.

Yeah, he's not longer treading virginity territory. You could even say that D&D cucked him in a manner.

How many of the direwolves are still alive at this point?

*virgin
My autocorrect hates me.

lol

You're right, he even mentioned that he's been approached by movie producers before but couldn't imagine stuffing all of ASOIAF into three movies at most, so he was way more interested in D&D's HBO series offer. The books often read like he intended it for TV adaptation since beginning, as you said. Not only Jon, but many chapters end with a cliffhanger or a reveal as the last sentence, exactly like TV writing works.

The real question is how many can the CGI budget handle.

Only Ghost and Nymeria

and that's a big part of the reason the series is so popular with the plebs.

Lady was killed by Ned on Bobby B's orders.
Nymeria ran off into the woods so she's probably still alive.
Grey Wind died with everyone else at the Red Wedding.
Shaggydog got rekt by the Umbers.
Summer an heroed for no reason (he probably could have pulled the sled better than Meera tbh).
Ghost is still with John.

So that's 2.

what would be more expensive, hiring the actress or CGI'ing the wolf?

True, but it's enjoyable, no one is going to argue that GoT/ASOIAF is art.

You JUST know.

Everyone knows why the showrunners did it. I meant in terms of storytelling.

???

(Checked)

While I don't argue that they didn't consider their budget too, the scene made sense. Summer attacked zombies trying to kill to Bran, that's how guardian animals work. It was never established that direwolves are super intelligent and think about consequences, just very loyal and protective. Remember Summer killing the assassin in S1? It wasn't "out of character" for that wolf at all. Sleep tight, pupper ;_;

:o

Her tits aren't puffy later on. Like they had someone replace her

user delivers you fucking newfag.

Holy fuck, this episode was garbage.

Basically everything I liked in this episode includes the word "tits" that was literally the only thing I liked. I liked the new red lady's tits, I liked "actress"-Sansa's tits.

Everything else was fucking awful.

-That horrible "WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK HE DID TO ME?" bit with Littlefinger.
-Not taking control of his army and then having Brienne kill him.
-"Hey, isn't that the crazy guy who's exclusively known for being insane admitting he killed our king?" "Yeah!" "Let's make him king!" "YEAH!"
-Cartoon logic with Euron becoming king. "Where'd my niece and nephew go? …Oh, they stole the entire boat fleet behind that cliff over there when we weren't looking!"
-"Hey guys, how do we make the people trust in Dany while she's gone?" "Pfffft, let's get some other stranger from a religion no one here even follows to speak on her behalf!" "And make sure it's a WOMAN. I want to specify no men! We've got a whole theme going with men either being weak or crazy and I don't want to fuck it up!"
-"Is there a cure?" "I don't know, I guess I'll go look or something…" "HOLD THE FUCK ON! I DID NOT DISMISS YOU!" "Ok m'lady." "…I COMMAND YOU TO GO FIND A CURE!!!!" "A brilliant command as always m'lady."
-Random close-up on an uncircumcised boy's dick for no apparent reason. "It's got warts on it!" *weiner song from South Park starts playing*
-Arya reacts to Jaqan whatever like he's even the same guy when she explicitly saw another guy wearing his face die last season, and should know by now the faces are just roles and they're probably taking turns or it's any number of people.
-Bran's sequence. "Oh, this could make for a cool cliffha-
-EVERYBODY'S DEAD.
-The fire things are apparently grenades with a timer now.
-I'm supposed to care about the children of the night dying now even though we've barely heard a word from them, their design looks ripped straight from the Beastmaster tv series and evidently this shit is all their fault to begin with.
-Really? Are you going to kill every last god damned direwolf? Let me guess, episode 10 cliffhanger is a villain showing up with a dragon's corpse because fuck anything that was special about this show, right? That's not what you like. You like terrible dialog, feminism, reminiscing about the previous seasons that didn't suck, and twink dicks.
-HOLD. THE. DOOR? Are you fucking kidding me? That sequence doesn't even make sense, he heard that shit third-person through time in a different body… This is embarrassing. Is that really it? Someone called this as a joke at the start of the season. Are you fucking kidding me? Everything that made Bran's journey interesting just died in one fell swoop.

Fuck off. I'm gonna go IMDB this actress and the one who played the new red lady and see if I can find more pictures of them in states of undress.

Ghost is rumored to die during the battle of bastards

...

You mean "intact," schlomo.

...

SavedAndPraised/10

The Kinvara actress is Ania Bukstein and she's an extraordinary specimen →
Like Rachel Weisz/Eva Green crossover :)

I guess, technically you're right.

For the record, I'm uncut (my dad insisted for some reason, among other things I'm grateful to him for.) and there's no precedent for circumcision in the series history as far as I recall, I'm not noting it to say that was something wrong with it, it's just what stood out most as we got the pointless close-up.

How would everyone but the least interesting member of his supporting cast dying make him more interesting? You know he's just getting dragged back to the wall.

I think he was referring to the whole time travel thing.

Why? Just why?

Also I am only sad about the wolves dying. Everyone else is a dumb cunt. And this wolf's dead was plenty forced.

So who got teary eyed?

Please no ;_;
Not the user you are replying to in this part, but for once, I'm actually interested in what happens to Bran now that he's in arctic wasteland, unconcious on a sled pulled by a girl with undead army following them. That's something I haven't felt regarding that plotline since he left Winterfell in S2. The ending of Ep5 was the only interesting thing that happened to him since then besides The Legend of Gin Alley.

Here some higher resolution tits.

Here

So basically you got your jimmies rustled?

He did

I got very teary eyed. It was a mistake watching it alone, needed a hug afterwards.

...

...

Thanks, nice. I googled her, she does seem to have some nude scenes. She's got Rachel Weisz's face and the tits of Jennifer Connelly when she was like 18.

Oh man, thanks. I just grabbed four random shots, I'd love to get every frame of those scenes in screenshot form. I just download the small 300mb range files, though.

The actress is Eline Powell. It seems this was her very first nude scene.

Or she was, you know, cold

...

...

...

Does he have nipples? I mean, you don't actually have to have seen a woman's tits to understand that nipples get hard when you get cold.

Why are they throwing so many new waifus at us now?

note the necklace.

she's an old hag too.

I don't care
The actress is real

I thought "hold the door" meant that everyone was finally abandoning this piece of shit franchise

cool meme, but you can do better

Who is this mattress actress?

So how could Bran have gotten away? Even if Hodor held the door for an hour, Bran was still marked and could still be chased down.

Shhhh!

...

...

Easily the highlight of S6, why would anyone drop it now?

I guess we have to wait until the next episode to find out, don't we?

What is the purpose of multiple GoT threads anyway?

Benjen Stark will come in and save him.

We need a thread dedicated to warty twink dick.

nope, I've only posted in this thread today

The jewel's not red.

it looks more like some kind of bean than a jewel tbh

Bran the builder is Bran of the future time traveling.

Calling it now.

Did we really need 5 minutes of that theater?

Yup, confirmed.

...

...

Found the cuck. Don't you have a hate article about AVGN to write, faggot?

why would anyone think it's okay to look like that?

from westeros.org:

that's kinda a big "if" since this episode reveled that the COTF made the white walkers because they where at war with humans. They come back with vengeance for humanity and COTF. Mainly COTF because nightking was captured or came out of his own free will and figured out, hell. They might do some kinky shit. But instead they stabbed him in the heart with a stone that turned him into a popsicle. When he turned into a popsicle his dick froze and could not get a hard on. So after thousand of years his dick was limb.
Finally he has the courage to take down the cotf for vengeance and mankind for keks.

the three eyed raven figures out, fuck if there is only the popsicles there will be no more masturbation material. from the nymphs and the humans. So he creates a plan to get the crippled kid to become him. So he can get his vacation and do the thing he only could see. But he gets killed because of the crippled kids mistake, so no retirement money or anything.
Since the cripple kid destroyed the plan, so he uploads a torrent onto the brain of the crippled kid, instead of low seeds and uploads like before, he 10x it so he the crippled kid can get some masturbation material.

...

...

Rachel Weiz looks amazing.

Nicest tits on the show aside from Carice's.

NO
WE NEED TO MAKE A CRIPPLE INTO A TREE

where do people get this? he needed the roots of the big weirwood tree to access the past and now that's gone. plus even if he finds a way to time travel again (probably will because ToJ follow-up), he's already seen what happens if he starts fucking around.

chequed

How did edd become lord commander of the night's watch? Don't they need an election for that?

I dont want goy kids anymore

Because Jon said so after this emo revival.

he didn't. he even stated as much.

And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold Jon Snow said so!

Maybe the NW thought if he's good enough for the man that came back from death then he's good enough for us.

What's the point of Jorah if he isn't going to be cured?

no point. GRRM just wanted to shit on a beta

Just kind of seems like they' don't know what they're doing with the subplot. he wasn't the one with it in the books if I can recall.

...

It was Connington who had Greyscale, and he wanted to live long enough to see 'Aegon' on the throne

In the books, Jorah and Tyrion are fucking around with the Second Sons.

BRAVO GRRM 5/4 GOAT WRITING IT'S LIKE POTTERY

...

*Turn the boil
Bran couldn't lance it without pinching it a bit first.

I cried like a little girl

Scenes from the trailer still haven't happened yet:
youtube.com/watch?v=EI0ib1NErqg

It all makes sense now. Just look at him, he's literally horny. Cursed with immortality and you can't get it up, is there a worse fate?

Game of Thrones 6x06 "Blood of My Blood" - An old foe comes back into the picture. Gilly (Hannah Murray) meets Sam’s (John Bradley) family. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a difficult choice. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) faces off against the High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce).

G E T

H Y P E

Walder Frey

they pretty much spoiled that zombie Gregor is gonna butcher the shit out of the berniefags

oops, meant for

That's really dumb. Imagine a couple of elves trying to stroll into Winterfell when the king was on visit. They'd probably get killed on sight.

The North loves the Children of the Forest. They worship their gods.

He's like a mix of the Joker, the current Pope and Machiavelli.

WHY
They just constantly rub the cuck in our faces.

it's because of his looks and commie antics. obviously his personality is nothing like that cuck jew's.

I know GRRM thought it trough that if one becomes a popsicle you can't get your dick hard.

GRRM probably told DnD allot of bullshit to see if they where going to put shit in, he probably trolled them with Hodor. Look at this scenario he gets kicked in the head by a horse but before he gets kicked one of the starks says hold the door, and he gets a epeleptic seizure after getting kicked and screams hold the door until it becomes hodor. At that point he is a half a tard.

And Hodor and the nightking suffers from the same thing, they both can't get laid or watch nude women by going into some vision trance thing.

Shit ain't cool yo.

I wasn't talking about the northerners, it's the kingsguard that they would be facing. They could have warned Eddard though but then again things seem predestined with the Hodor thing.

it's like they're mocking male heroism

I don't understand how bringing the army is suddenly okay. It wasn't before? Why? Because it meant killing someone that suddenly became a very influential spiritual person and it bringing him down with an army in front of everyone is likely to cause a lot of problems. But then again the writer probably thinks like a cuck and that no peasant would stand up.

this ladies and gentlemen is the true story of his bookseries.

Why even live?

Psst; ASOIAF has a recurring theme of unrequited love, especially from red-headed girls.

GRRM's first gf who never loved him back had red hair.

Well, in the books the kid isn't even hers, it is Mance's son. He's not really cucked, she just fucks him out of gratitude and he's too much of a pussy to let go.
In the show he might very well be.

So the story is literally about his first gf and being a cuck how neet is that.

yeah, and in the books other people from the NW actually saw Sam kill the Other. book Sam is not nearly as cucked as his show version.

There's definitely a lot of sexual frustration judging from the books. Is he impotent? Is his wife no good? Must be pretty painful to have a wife you can't fuck and no heirs at that age.

I'm actually sad after seeing this episode

...

I'm not, this was the first non-shit episode this season. and as much as Hodor's death saddens me, at least we finally got a decent death scene.

if Mance Rayder managed to sneak in, I don't see why a couple of magical midgets couldn't have

That's even worse, jumping the king is a shit tier idea.

Could have sent a human fanboy of theirs forward to tell everybody the Children of the Forest ask for an audience. No way they would have been denied.

Thing about Bran is that the three-eyed raven being good doesn't fit with anything, even within the show.

The CotF created the White Walkers in that story, it makes more sense they'd be working for them. It makes more sense yet that the Three-Eyed Raven might even be in control of the whole thing. So why would a powerful but aging and soon to die psychic need a young, but also powerful psychic not trained in the use of his abilities to come to him, and form a mental link with him? Duh. Have him warg into something else and then take over his body. Three-Eyed Raven gets to live a new live in a brand new, young and just as powerful body, Bran gets stuck in a fucking crow or some shit, aside from Summer no one can even tell the difference, and when Jon Snow inevitably makes the trek up there to destroy the source of the evil, he discovers the body of Bran controlling everything.

is hold the door going to be a meme now?

Just let me die.

probably. Does he have any kids?

If not we know why he is using his book writing as therapy. Think about it, its a fetishist book series with the undertones and themes of "high fantasy" in other words a fiction world with the stories of some wars in England and Rome. But he takes those things and map out the girls he really wants to bang.

But since he can't uncuck himself he has Sam for this purpose, but he does not want to admit to the world he is really a in-closet cuck.

SO the bookseries is about his life as the man that sits and masturbate, while the bull gets the 1980s movie style action.

you're right, it was decent for once

yes

Just fuck my shit up.

oh man could you imagine giving her a creampie doggy style?

COTF > Red Priestesses > Actress Sansa

What is COTF?

Cake Of The Fatman, GRRM's special recipe

Children Of The Forest…

I think.

The lewd forest elves.

What did he mean by this?

Pic related.

That he loved his son but that he was too much of a dweeb to take after him.

But they don't show any tits.

oh man i would love to see sansa flat tits

I want to suckle on her nipples.

Sophie Turner's boobs aren't even that good. The mummer playing her has far better tits.

Just when I thought the history couldn't get any more silly.

how do you know have you seen it?

...

About time.

I agree her tits probably wouldn't look good

Wide shoulders + smallish tits just isn't a great combo

Tywin was a stupid cunt, he deserved to die

People literally just do things because the plot demands it. Same with that stupid letter last episode. How convenient that Ramsay decides to threaten the wildlings in a letter, "forcing" them to follow Jon Snow against Winterfel.

Why is it that characters are able to kill their families without anybody caring about it? It's really fucking stupid.

I let go of the kinslayer thing when a few seasons back show Jaime decided to strangle his cousin for shits and giggles.

Sansa managed to sew a dress and a coat in that day. Or maybe it was a bit longer than that and they just fail at communicating the passing of time.

Yes.

or tyrion was aerys' son and tywin doesn't wanna be a cuck

Liars burn in hell, user.

doesnt matter fapped anyway

If Jaime is going to Riverlands to deal with Blackfish, the sparrow vs Tyrell situation seems like nothing more than a tease

The situation will stabilize with probably the Tyrells in charge, otherwise he has no reason to leave kings landing

then why didn't he just throw Tyrion off a cliff? if Aerys really cucked him then there's no reason he couldn't have just had him taken care of.

Its why I don't like the idea of Tyrion being Aerys' bastard. I'd prefer if Cersei and Jaime were Aerys' children, because at least, Tywin would have spared Tyrion knowing that he was his trueborn son while his favorites were not his.

NEW THREAD

How many other historic events are going to be explained by bran tampering in the past?

reason 1. Tyrion is joanna's son so tywin doens't wanna do it

reason 2. he doesn't want others to call him kinslayer

It worked so well for Lost, after all.

Spoiler: He won't, so you can take your hand off the tip of your fedora.

that's bc show Bran is boring. Book Bran has Cold hands to be awesome with.

I hated that there was a literal back door to the Green Seers tree hide out. And that they could just dig into it.

Book hideout is a series of caves and tunnels with a dark river running underground.

Jorah needs Victarian's magic hand