I hit on my friend's daughter and now I'm going to court because of it...

Jesus; what are they feeding these kids?

Semen.

Well shit. How old are you yourself?

22.

I just asked her to dinner and her dad got mad and is now taking me to court for child harassment.

No.

Also said she was very pretty and that I liked her.

Just take your restraining order like a man and move on

Yes, sorry. I'm a complete dumbass for that. Thought it was Holla Forums Clicked on the wrong one.

How did you not notice fucking this staring you in the face when you posted your shit thread?

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