David Hasselhoff: Brenden Fraser 2.0

JUST

Why not just kill the bitch? I literally would. Fuck it, you'd be a legend in prison, not have to worry about food or bills ever again.

Why do rich people get married? Why is alimony a thing?

JUST FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP

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He'd be a huge fucking target. How many niggas would like to say they fucked David Hasselhoff in the ass

His ex-wife and her boyfriend.

Good fucking question. I think it was originally started so that in the (what was then rare) occurrence of a divorce, a housewife (which would have been the default state for wives at the time) would not be hung out to dry if she needed to cut ties with her husband because he's abusing her or whatever.

In the modern era? Fuck if I know. It absolutely should not scale up with income because it creates a family-destroying incentive for divorce and honestly the chances are low that the ex-wife could have made that much money doing anything, or that she even made significantly more valuable sacrifices for the sake of the marriage than someone in a household that makes 50k a year. It also shouldn't go indefinitely, having to pay for an ex-wife for a decade is fucking bullshit no matter how rich you are.

Basically the law appears to be archaic trash.

Cucked.

B-but true survivor!

oh man the oppression


it's kinda like quitting a job and expecting the company to keep paying you regardless. apparently women are entitled to the benefits of a contract they no longer fulfill.