David Hasselhoff: Brenden Fraser 2.0

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Why not just kill the bitch? I literally would. Fuck it, you'd be a legend in prison, not have to worry about food or bills ever again.

Why do rich people get married? Why is alimony a thing?

JUST FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP

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He'd be a huge fucking target. How many niggas would like to say they fucked David Hasselhoff in the ass

His ex-wife and her boyfriend.

Good fucking question. I think it was originally started so that in the (what was then rare) occurrence of a divorce, a housewife (which would have been the default state for wives at the time) would not be hung out to dry if she needed to cut ties with her husband because he's abusing her or whatever.

In the modern era? Fuck if I know. It absolutely should not scale up with income because it creates a family-destroying incentive for divorce and honestly the chances are low that the ex-wife could have made that much money doing anything, or that she even made significantly more valuable sacrifices for the sake of the marriage than someone in a household that makes 50k a year. It also shouldn't go indefinitely, having to pay for an ex-wife for a decade is fucking bullshit no matter how rich you are.

Basically the law appears to be archaic trash.

Cucked.

B-but true survivor!

oh man the oppression


it's kinda like quitting a job and expecting the company to keep paying you regardless. apparently women are entitled to the benefits of a contract they no longer fulfill.

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He looks like a younger Hasselhoff

It goes back to about 1700BC. Basically, if you had children with a woman and you didn't want to be with her, you had to give her money to raise your children with.

Another fine addition to the JUSTice League.

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It's just a part of the male-centric, women-hating patriarchy's plan to financially cripple men and reward whores that literally contribute nothing beyond their cunt to society.

Oh so that's why he was in that dogshit piranha 3d movie or whatever

Common law marriage exists, if you live with a woman too long she can claim you're married and take your shit.

Alimony was a think so you couldn't pump and dump a bitch, same way marriage was. It created a safety net for women and society will never take shit away from women so it's remained.

Top kek

He could have spent fraction of that money to arrange "a happy accident".

Judges always throw out pre-nups because muh feelins

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Come on. If your partner gives you shit just remind them that over 50% of marriages end in divorce and you're not interested in fulfilling your side of the social contract if they won't fulfill theirs. (Money for comfort, essentially.)

If they continue giving you shit, don't marry the cunt as they're planning to fuck you and your life will have just dodged a .50 caliber.

Just don't marry.

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You know that men can get alimony too. Especially if they're stay-at-home dads.

Yeah and women promptly lobbied to remove alimony when they were the ones who had to pay.

this. imagine how much money he could've saved in the long run by hiring someone to Hoff her.

Kaley Cuoco has to pay like $2 million to her ex husband. However, she makes like $1 million per episode of TBBT, with an annual income of around $25 million plus she already has a new boyfriend, so she's got it ok for an alimony payer.

That's not a bad deal, actually. Because he was like, what, an amateur tennis player?

So this lucky bastard gets to fuck Kaley Cuoco. Play with her fake titties. Dumps her when she gets too annoying. Takes her for $2 million in alimony, which she has to pay him even if she gets remarried, which she inevitably will.

If I were him I'd put off getting remarried for about five years and save a little nest egg.

We need a law that states only men have to pay alimony. Otherwise it is sexist.

These guys know the women wouldn't marry them if they handed them the pre-nup straight off the bat so guys like Hasselhoff just put the blinders on and hope for the best.

Lol, love isn't real.

Pre-nups get thrown out all the time. It makes no difference to have one or not.

Yes it does. Your bargaining position is much stronger if you've got one than if you don't.


Get a good lawyer, pussy.

I'm starting to think these crazy alimony rulings by the court are a way to breakup the family.
Its working great.

You see celebrities getting cuckd for millions and young males are noping out of marriage.

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no idea why these people do that to themselves

Alimony has a place as a limited concept applied fairly to both men and women.

If you're sitting in a marriage where either partner (male or female) is doing all the childcare and house shit then yes, they deserve some degree of the profit of the marriage and at the very least support in the short term (say a year or two) to get their life back on track. Otherwise the partner doing the economic shit holds all the cards. Both people contribute just one in a way not easily measured. For this to be fair, however, a lazy trophy wife (or indeed husband but lets face it it's mostly a wife) that sits around all day contributing nothing but her pussy should get much less proportionally that a wife that actually does something.

Women like this cunt simply abuse a system that has good intentions and the fact that until recently only women would need such a system. Same concept as benefit cheats etc.

Also some countries place everything owned before a marriage outside of alimony/divorce settlements along with any inheritance either during or after the marriage. This system is superior, common sense and frankly should be the norm.

Which is why it needs to be like severance pay: short-term shit that takes into account what she actually did not just the fact she was married.

Alimony =/= child benefit.

Yeah, now. But back then they were pretty much the same thing.

Nowadays you're expected to pay your wife alimony regardless of whether or not you have children together, unless she makes more money than you.

It happens because a lot of celebrities are actually really fucking stupid.

love good women. disregard whores

What the fuck?

those don't exist in a world where alimony exists.

one more soon

And if the family court judge feels that the pre-nup didn't take her needs, wants, desires, vagina into "fair" consideration then they will toss it out regardless of how much you're paying your lawyer

UMMMM THAT'S A TASTY BURGER!

Why do rich famous people not get binding preenups

also praise hotwheels for less shitty capchas