The long anticipated, uncensored reality show where one girl and one guy are selected from amateur contestants to become contracted adult performers.
Judged by Keiran Lee, Tori Black, Remi LaCroix, Lexi Belle and Asa Akira. Link to the episode above, as well as to full length audition tapes and extras, season trailer embedded here.
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I like it, that Caspian dude was all manners of touched in the head, and then there's "The Colonel", for a supposed geek he's pretty fucking alpha
Carter Thomas
I wonder who could be behind this show.
David Ortiz
fuck off shill faggot
Carter Rodriguez
Jesus Christ how horrifying
Jacob Campbell
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Adrian Gutierrez
So this is how Western Civilization dies… to thunderous masturbation.
Jack Walker
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Noah Scott
The West deserves to die.
Evan Perry
Is this some show where people get nude, and fuck, in the hopes of becoming contracted? Who the hell would want to do pornography?
Noah Turner
you idiots do realize this is porn and it's being made by a porn company, not some mainstream show on a cable network, right?
idiots. at least in japan you can participate and remain semi-anonymous
Michael Edwards
The West deserves to die.
Jose Bell
well I mean it'll all be gone some day
Owen Martinez
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Jose Gutierrez
hey even archaeologists like a good wank once in awhile
Blake Williams
The more shit like this happens, the greater understanding I have why Islam hates the West. It makes ME hate the West.
Hope they enjoy a long life of prolapsed rectums and aids.
Jeremiah Wood
That game was so good and feminine~
Carter Fisher
I don't get where all the hate is coming from, surly you all watch porn?
Chase Richardson
Asa is a pretty cool jap
Luke Diaz
Fucking dropped. Can't stand this guy or his weird rubbery penis.
Mason Miller
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John Hall
Lexi. :3
Kayden Walker
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Jayden Thompson
Annoying fucking faggot. Him and Kike Deen ruin every fucking clip they're in by trying to act like they're in a low budget B movie instead of just shutting the fuck up. Danny D is the same, but at least he's funny.
Didn't she quit a while ago? I guess job prospects aren't exactly high after getting filled with dicks in every hole for a living.
Mason Sullivan
I can't wait to see him on efukt
Jonathan Jones
at least he's not Xander Corvus.
Christopher Sullivan
So it's basically the X-Factor/American Idol/all those other shitty reality shows for porn?
I might give it a watch even though I'm on NoFap, just because the sheer hilarity potential is off the charts.
More like I have shittons of testosterone and I wanna see what I can achieve if I don't waste it on pointless shit, and just save it for hot chicks.
Easton Hall
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Christian Adams
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Joseph Gutierrez
Sounds like you faggots know nothing about "western civilization"
Blake Bell
AYY LMAO
Luis Murphy
>>>Holla Forums
Ethan Stewart
is it possible to get an STD from used panties?
Caleb Johnson
only $200 to find out
Jeremiah Kelly
If you do this, you should reevaluate your life
Connor Gomez
What if you steal used panties?
Dylan Davis
khaya girl is pretty hott
i would cum inside her
Luke Rodriguez
Baka!
William Baker
Turmoil always indicates the end of a civilization. Ironically the romans also fell after giving more rights to their women.
History repeats itself forever
Logan Jones
Get ready for this to be pushed on every media outlet ever as groundbreaking and amazing and everyone should watch. C'mon goys!
Caleb Baker
are the rapefugees the new barbarians?
Jacob Gonzalez
it won't, because porn isn't progressive anymore, it's misogyny and you should give your money to ghostbusters instead.
CURRENT YEAR
Ethan Cook
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Jeremiah Carter
>>>Holla Forums
Jack Nelson
Wait, a porn site is making porn? Shocking information.
Ryder Harris
already did, to The Colonel getting blown
Wyatt Allen
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Alexander Edwards
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William Murphy
I'm looking at the thumbnail and not seeing anyone I would want to put my dick in.
Porn isn't a talent competition, personality is a plus after the fact but you have to be hot. You can't be a *successful* porn star if you're a 5/10. Just acting like a ditzy retard, being an ugly Asian-American or having an extremely Jewish face isn't going to matter. It's not going to matter if the judges like you, at the end of the day you have to literally sell yourself, and all that matters is whether or not men want to jack off to you.
Not a single one of those women has either an exceptionally pretty face or a massive, natural rack. Sure, there was a time when you could supplement with an awful boob job but standards have changed. You have to look like Lexi Belle, Siri Suxxx, or somewhere inbetween.
Otherwise, sure you'll get hired, for shoots where you get slapped with 3 foot black dildos or get a plunger shoved in your face.
Ryder Watson
Thats what make up is for
Samuel Adams
Stick to your 2D waifus, I'll be out banging 10's.
Henry Smith
One of the things that always puzzled me about porn is that all the men look ripped to some extent, or conventionally handsome. I can't fucking relate to that. I'm a shut-in with acne, a skinny physique, and an ugly face, for fuck's sake.
I mean, it's a fucking business. If you want to really rake in the shekels, you'd hire exclusively 10/10 hot babes for the women, and for the men you'd just go out and grab the ugliest motherfuckers you can find, either skinny geeks with glasses and bad acne, or obese slobs with extreme body odor and a faggoty neckbeard. Bingo, you've just tripled your income, if not quadrupled it.
You can say "b-b-but what about the actresses, they might puke at the sight of those losers!"? Who the fuck cares, they are whores for hire, hell, they used to be called "performing whores" for fuck's sake, they want money, they'll have to suck it up and let those guys fuck them.
I just don't fucking get it. It's so fucking simple, yet nobody does it.
Leo Brooks
It's probably because it ruins the fantasy aspect of it. A lot of guys like to self insert as the male actor fucking the actress. And of course don't you want to be a ripped stud rather than a pasty, acne-ridden loser?
Jayden Cooper
old vs young porn may be your thing, like jurassiccock also check out padre damien and russell grand, or the late work of ron jeremy
most guys like to imagine themselves as muscular hunks and prefer it when the girls keep their eyes open though
Aaron Robinson
that's why old vs young porn exists my friend. search for Jim Slip on a site like xvideos or whatever and you can see an old fat sir fuck, its pretty great.
Levi Martinez
hello fellow porn addict
Tyler Gray
Sounds like we need to start our own porn company.
Austin Gomez
I don't think a woman as ugly as she is would ever become a pornstar had she stayed in Japan.
Camden King
americans seem to like the cheap thai whore look for some reason
Benjamin Wilson
Not the original poster, but Russell Grand wouldn't fit under what OP claims is missing, IMO. Old vs. young, Jim Slip, Padre Damien MIGHT fit, but again, not exactly the same thing, it caters to the older, sophisticated gentleman.
I think OP meant like professional quality porn like Brazzers, but starring skinny freaks or fat neckbeards, instead of homemade shit, or stuff that looks homemade.
Eh, I don't know. Especially with those "ugly nerd fucks hot girl" porn vids, it might be better if they got someone who looks like an ugly nerd, instead of a ripped stud pretending to be one.
Liam Peterson
jurassiccock was pro I bet they stopped making those because they don't sell, it's probably also tough to find ugly guys that can perform up to professional standards
Post moar screens. I can't be arsed to watch this.
Jordan Harris
Actually the guy you're replying to.
There's plenty of porn with ugly male stars. Look up Putalocura or heavyonhotties. There's lots of theme sites like that. My personal favorite male porn star is Mike John. Dude's an ugly fucker, but he's a really nice guy and personable. Not to mention based on his films he shares basically all of my fetishes (he shoots on POV, only works with girls with huge natural tits or extremely pretty faces and prefers to get a titfuck and cum in their mouths if possible.)
I guess I kind of have the opposite problem of you. PutaLocura gets some really gorgeous girls, but a lot of the guys they hire (especially for their bukkake scenes) are distractingly ugly.
I tend to prefer POV scenes, so I rarely give the male actor any thought, but the one thing that just bugs the everloving fuck out of me is if they hire some wannabe thug douchebag. Doesn't even have to be black, in fact it's even worse if they're not because then they're faking it. I remember when I downloaded Angela White's first hardcore scene, and in the background while she's saying "That's right, I'm taking my first cock on camera." we see the guy. This shirtless, lanky Mexican looking all kinds of douchey leaning against some balcony railing rubbing his chin, and I'm thinking "And it's gotta be with THAT piece of shit?" The best male stars are either really funny or just keep quiet.
Kills it for me if it's some roided up dude with a tribal armband going "YEAH BITCH, SUCK IT BITCH. TAKE THAT DICK YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH" it's even worse if the guy doing it's black.
I think the issue there is that the male talent is primarily hired because of their dick size. When a method becomes available for any dude to have a 13 inch dong without surgery or risk of destroying his dick, male talent will likely continue to be faggy roided up black ex-cons and white dudes who look and sound like Kid Rock.
Gavin Brown
this episode had a pretty good efukt-tier meltdown at the end from one of the eliminated contestants. but then they ruined it by showing Lexi being sad
Josiah Allen
Why is it 90% of the time Asian-American porn stars look ugly as fuck like this cunt?
I hate to sound like a weeb, maybe it's just a law of averages thing or a cultural thing, but Japanese porn has a lot of really hot actresses. I could list off dozens without really trying.
But if it's western porn, despite western porn of course having plenty of gorgeous white, hispanic and black women, all Asian-American porn stars have something glaringly worng with them. Horrendously fake implants, a face that looks like it's had a ton of work, or just flat as a fucking pancake.
I can think of maybe three Asian-American porn stars I actually find attractive and two of them are mixed (amelia wang and one of these amateur housewives I forget the name of) and the third, Loni is a complete butterface and a cumdodger.
I used to have this image I put together that directly compared them, but I lost the hard drive it was on and I'm too lazy to remake it right now.
Ryder Wilson
Show us!
Jacob Clark
I think Asa's much better looking when she has more natural or minimal makeup.
normally she gets really dramatic eyeshadow and contouring (or whatever, I'm not gay enough to understand makeup shit) to make her eyes look even slantier. especially when her being asian is the selling point, rather than "look at all the things this nip can stick in her ass".
mixed is bretty gud. off the top of my head, Chloe Bennet, Olivia Munn, Alexa Chung, Elliot Rodger's sister, Katrina Law… and they aren't even in porn.
Ryder Hall
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Anthony Rivera
This show is really good and this episode is quite educational.
I mean, in today's society there is an expectation that "men are horn dogs, they just need to touch your leg to achieve an erection" like the blonde girl says during the episode, but the show let you see how difficult it is, that even men have emotions and all that kind of shit.
Very good.
Sebastian Walker
Also, "the Colonel's" face during sex. WTF
Noah Walker
when does tommy gunn show up?
Owen Perry
We have failed as a species.
Hudson Harris
she was also a potato who was fat and had bruises.
Jacob Gonzalez
glad that faggot got eliminated.
Cooper Ward
Are those really the same person? Why does she prefer to look like an alien?
Kevin Kelly
I think it's porn studios wanting to cater to yellow fever, so they give her the kabuki eyes and put her in scenes where she's a geisha or a masseuse.
because apparently without a ton of eyeshadow and a kimono, nobody can tell she's asian. just like how you can't tell the guy is black unless he's wearing a ton of chains and there's a huge BLACKED watermark in the corner.
Carter Turner
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Ayden Mitchell
I'm confused. Caspian was eliminated in episode 1 but was still in episode 2?
Cameron Morales
kek
Ryder Edwards
Kaelin is best gril.
Owen King
I like Khaya, she reminds me of Veruca James without the tattoos.
I'm guessing it's going to come down to Allie vs. Blair for the winner. (does anyone even care about the dudes?)
Isaac Collins
Wowsers
Lucas Long
wait, does she actually have down's syndrome?
Isaiah Lewis
I knew this was why they did that shit, seen enough poorly edited porn to know. Really they should end the practice, porn is about portraying a fantasy. If I'm getting ready to cum the last thing I want to do is stop whatever I'm doing that's about to make me cum and switch to something else. If they're going to end with a facial, they should just end the scene by switching back to a blowjob or handjob or whatever. If they want the second to last shot to be doggie they better end with a creampie.
Even so, this could have been so much funnier. I immediately pictured them cutting from one guy's face going "AGGGHHH, I'M GONNA CUM, I'M GONNA CUM!" to a completely different guy's junk cumming all over her.
Blake Bell
Holy fuck, I gotta read the rest of the thread. Why is this so funny to me?
Hudson Russell
I dunno man, looks are important, but I can't stand the way most porn stars fuck. It's just so… straightforward. Why can't I fap to a hot girl who knows how to fuck?
Evan Phillips
this kind of thing makes a lot more sense when you consider that porn directors, as a rule, are hacks who are unable to make it in the real film world
Thomas Adams
lexi belle wouldn't be that attractive without her personality, the whole appeal is that stupid innocent smile she's always wearing
Julian Morgan
the best part about this is the extras outside of the episodes, mainly the "audition" scenes, where people have really awkward sex in front of porn stars.
you are now hearing the "oooo-ooooOOOOooOOOOooohhhh… eeeeefukt." manually
Hunter Ortiz
user, you had my sides with that bear!
Eli Allen
>Get pissed of at how every video is about a stepsister and how the men will never shut the fuck up
Why is porn always so shit? With western it's this, and with Jap it's EEEEEEEE. Fuck it, I'm going back to pictures and 2D.
How do you maintain an erection with a guy looking at you?
Matthew Gonzalez
That's the skillset. Can you aclimate to a "showbiz mode" during which you can physiologically yield the symptoms of arousal while being in a setting so intruding and painfully obvious that you can't get truly aroused mentally.
Beat me to it! In this episode, we get a professional grade porn scene from one couple, a sad flop from another, as well as onset drama that seems to kill the chances for another pair
Noah Gutierrez
this was an excellent video,was looking forward to the bbc taking on than asiansize white puss, guess she skipped out on being blacked.com
Jack Reed
double-squirt for khayafags
Nathaniel Turner
That squirting was just her pissing on the guy. Only Lexi noticed and that's why she's the best waifu.
Jacob Morgan
not the banana she was playing with?
Benjamin Powell
Hero D. Protaganist #1. Everbody who doesn't buy his dildo is a faggot.
Jackson Cook
Lee is apparently only 32 and is already grey as fuck!
Julian Diaz
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Asher Ortiz
why?
Lincoln Harris
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William Cook
On that note I wish they made better interracial porn. Lex Steele is in slow-mo and his climax always occurs after 20-25 minutes of fooling around he tries to drive his mastodon cock in balls deep doggystyle (bad idea with over 8 inches) where the girl obviously can't handle it and then he cums 2 minutes later. Mandingo keeps being paired up with 5 foot chicks so his dick looks 15 inches although it's really 9½ and the rest is cuckolding and "blondes on blacks" where they ONLY use positions where the dick goes in half way because otherwise it'd hurt the poor girls. Like, come on, we want to see a chick struggle with that fucking supercock. That's why we're watching a primate fuck her, to make her struggle. Pieces of shit. (There are a few gems, but I always feel a little sick to my stomaching thinking about it because their cervixes probably take a real beating and it shows).
Evan Robinson
I don't know why but I get such a raging boner every time I see her. She looks ridiculous half the time, but my dick is all about it. Maybe because she's such a filthy whore.
Nathaniel Thompson
I don't know how that britfag thought this was acceptable.
Or that the black guy would be able to get it up that day. Should've sent one of the ladies in to cheerlead.
Christian Nguyen
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Ethan Murphy
Current Year 2 is already much more terrifying than Current Year 1 was
Zachary Young
They have an actual circlejerk in one episode.
Jaxon Moore
At first I thought he had to be wearing a prosthetic for like, comedic effect or something, but then he started grabbing it, and now I'm not sure which is funnier.
Brandon Sullivan
Speak for yourself, if I'm watching a girl bang some monster dong, then I'm expecting her to take it. There's no point in fucking a guy with 9 inches if the chick can only take half that anyway, it's just a fucking waste. The only chicks that should be paired with these guys are the girls with bottomless cunts. They should be devouring those dicks, not this weak bullshit.
The dude had a messed up face (radar ears, acne goatee, laugh lines like battle scars), always got a weird expression going when he's penetrating, and spoke like a teacher's pet even off-camera.
I wanted him off since day 1
Carson Ortiz
they should market him as this guy's son
Grayson Barnes
Evidently, that guy's succeeded in life. He's "porn geek done right"
Jace Harris
and Asa's "shamefur dispray. commit sudoku." face.
fuck, she's probably not getting eliminated next week.
Dominic Hughes
why anyone wants to make sex to that
Jaxon Kelly
Do the female hosts ever fluff or fuck the male contestants? Pretty much the only reason I'd watch this show. Yes, I know I could easily just watch one of their porns, but there's something appealing about seeing them getting down and dirty when they're working as hosts or judges or whatever.
Lincoln Bell
Yeah, all those huge gauges, alternative haircut and being splashed with tattoos gross me out too. But she actually probably is the most attractive girl there underneath all those modifications. It's a shame
Angel Scott
Jesus Christ, this limey fuck comes on and makes everything fucking hilarious
I'm not going to watch this fucking show, but if someone could take all the choice clips of him strolling in and telling people what to do, it'd be much appreciated
Nathaniel Price
Holy shit the audio is so poorly done.
Seems like they're just using a camera with the boom on it so I'm not surprised.
Blake Richardson
How did she make it through round one? Fucking revolting!
Dylan Harris
Wtf? Is Kieran a cuck or into dudes or something?
Asher Hall
and she's saved again because the qt redhead chickened out
Owen Green
oops, mad mspaint skills goof'd me
Alexander Reed
tbh I just wanted that ugly kernel to fuck the hottest chicks, its just hilarious how much of a gungho he thinks of himself as these porn chicks learn to respect the kernel
Christian Barnes
She's the fucking worst. How did she not get eliminated when she ruined her own scene and let herself burn just to spite the guy who accurately pointed out she's shit at sex?
Christian Allen
Because that's what reality shows do? Keep the shittiest person around for ratings and shit
Keeping the attractive incompetent person around for a cooking show makes sense.
Keeping an unattractive incompetent person around for a porn show makes zero sense.
John Flores
Did you not read the 'for ratings and shit' part?
Reality shows always keep the one person everybody hates on for as long as possible, in the hope that viewers will be so pissed off at this person that they keep tuning in. It's what I like to call the 'American Comic Book company conceit'.
Mason Bell
I hope they all get aids and die.
Wyatt Walker
Too much time in Vietnam forced Yellow Fever into the cultural consciousness.
Matthew Richardson
as an american who has never once paid for porn in my entire fucking life i can tell you, catering to the yellow nigger market who actually pays is fucking stupid
show me some thing i want to see, then i will cough up the money
Gabriel Garcia
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Luis Cruz
I wonder how many of the male contestants are goons
James Ortiz
Surely having an ugly porn star is bad for ratings?
Matthew Butler
Couples discuss their feelings and sensations about their love life after having sex.
Zachary Ward
I-I kind of like her. No bully
Grayson Anderson
You're a faggot and you have shit taste.
Landon Scott
Mix those races, goy!
Austin Jenkins
How come there is so little crossover between Japanese porn and american porn? Lots of those japanese girls are pretty hot, just need their twat shaved and bleached and they're good to go, but they stay in Japan. What gives?
Brandon Mitchell
Yakuza don't like working with jews.
Charles Watson
fight me IRL
Anthony James
They're waiting for Phase 3.
David Evans
The whole shaved/unshaved debate confuses me. Am I the only one perfectly fine with either one?
Charles Myers
Then you're the master THI4F™
Eli Nguyen
Porn's not really about subtlety tbh and never has been, largely because the people who for it tend to be pretty dumb and crude :^)
Brody Foster
fully shaved pussy just looks too much like a kid for my taste tbh
Adrian Anderson
I hate to break it to all of the virgins here, but all squirting in porn is pissing and most squirting outside of porn is also pissing. There is only one sizable liquid reservoir connected to the urethra. This is just how biology works.
John Rodriguez
I don't know how you can call yourself a man if you've never fingered a chick until she wet the bed tbh
did they sabotage buddy's dick in the last episode
Samuel Turner
great going, whoever you are.
Cooper Walker
You guys really are a bunch of fucking cucks
Levi Reyes
Either commanded him to fall out (reality show, afterall) or they gave the nignog a pill beforehand.
Note how understanding and supportive they were of the ape in episode 4 when he wasn't getting it up.
I don't think he actually managed to produce any footage up to that point, yet instead they kicked off a guy who'd managed to blow his load on camera and the girl simply flaked out.
One two-episode round later, they're scoffing at Buddy like he's a loser.
Seriously, look at this scene:
Yea, it was a scripted porno, but Jesus, I really could seriously believe that hipster is capable of literally charming the bikini off a girl. He doesn't even really say anything with force or passion; just "C'mon, I wanna see something…now I wanna see more." Yet something about him makes me honestly believe that he could replicate that scene IRL.