MINE

MINE

CRAP

MATTHEW BRODERICK SUCKED IN THE MUSIC MAN

I

LIKE

TO LAUGH

WHILE

MAKING

BROWN

BRICKS

Haven't all his recent movies been kinda crappy?

all of them really, he's even shit in glory
only ferris bueller and war games are decent off the top of my head

VEHICULAR

Ferris Bueller was more than decent but its definitely his only truly good film.

HOMICIDE

IN

MINEY

CRAFTA

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How hard is it to imitate Gadget's voice?

NO

ITS

MINE

he killed two women

You could've at least said Lion King

The Lion King is just a poor man's Bambi.

1) No it isn't. It's a poor man's Hamlet and a rich man's Kimba the White Lion

2) Bambi was shit

There is literally nothing wrong with Bambi.

There's nothing right with it either. It's boring as hell. I suppose it's fine if you're an animation student and want to learn animal action or whatever but as a story it doesn't really offer much.

And yes, I did see the part where the hunter shot Bambi's mother.

Bambi is just a poor man's Battlefield 2.

Bambi is boring as fuck. Everything up to his Mother being shot is, at it's best, a series of sequences that do a good job of animation capturing animal motion, and at it's worst, a bunch overly sachurin, cutesy animals saying and doing cutesy things.

So you think things will get interesting when Mom dies, since Bambi has been introduced to harsh reality. NOPE. Now comes the point where we pair them off for future furry bait.

It redeems it's self at the end with an intense scene of them escaping fire and hunters, but fuck, even the hunter scenes are absurd. Who the fuck takes random pot shots at anything that moves?

Beautiful animation. Shit story.

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