New Best of the Worst

At least rich Evans has the balls to make Muslim jokes. Fedora tipping is annoying when the people doing clearly are too afraid to insult Islam.

Islam is a race, haven't you heard. Insulting their religion is racist.

I think I'm just looking at the channel because Rich Evans heal cancer with his laugh.

Explain.

What a fucking disappointment they've become…

All the more reason to forget about it.

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You might have gets, but you are wrong.

This isn't the first time they might go overboard with Rich jokes and it is understandable he might be upset.

Don't know if it is true that they registered him in the Man Boy Love Association.

Rich kept trying to trip Mike up after every thing he said. He acted like everything was at his expense and then when Mike actually did make a joke at his expense he walked away. He can't take a joke anymore and so it's no wonder he's no longer funny.

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Next you'll say everything is staged.

Everything is sta-

H-how did you do that!?

My meme power has ascended to such extraordinary heights that I can now see the next post before it's even made.

NANI!?

The memes user! The memes!

DAMN YOU JOJO!

I felt the same way. When rich was first introduced he did very little, for good reason. Now that he's a meme he plays a bigger part in the shows and he simply doesn't go well. The best chemistry was just Mike and Jay.

Even AIDSmoby was tolerable this episode. Mike kept his cool the entire episode when the focus was on him but you can still see him holding back during the episode when someone else is talking or being stupid. As usual just watch Mike.

Why is Rich in such a bad mood? Did he lose all his money in Bernie donations?

I want to kick Rich's ass so badly.

In the last few RLM videos I've noticed what seems like some serious tension between Rich and the others. The jokes are still there but you just get the sense that some shit is boiling to the surface. More jokes are made at Rich's expense and Rich has gotten a lot more passive aggressive and visibly angry.

I think he let his reddit fame get to him. They worshiped him like he was some sort of genius actor. So then he started taking himself seriously. Sure the guy should have some self-respect but now it's like he's almost all about ego.

Still I can see the others are a bit butthurt Rich became much popular than them, but yeah, it only works because Rich is the underdog being always teased.

I could also understand he is tired of being always the buttmonkey of the group.

Wait what the fuck?

What was that about? Rich, a dropbox, and then what?

he's bitter because he's a fat joke monkey and mike is his boss

"Fundies"

The fat fuck deserves shit.

Why all the hate to Rich?

He's a fat smug cunt and the worst part about the TFA review and the worst part about RLM in general.

Too bad he's a statist cuck

…Mike, ks that you?

Watch the Civil War review he sides with Tony Stark you stupid nigger.

To be fair in the movie Tony Stark is the less retarded option.

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Overall 8/10 review
The pros:

Cons:

Better than the "Let's help my friend the terrorist without saying a thing".

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Except he wasn't a terrorist and Tony was being an irrational faggot who wouldn't have listened anyways.

Stark and Rich can go fuck themselves.

Did these cucks just gave a unironic argument on why people legally have to implanted with Tracking chips?

it's for your own good goy! what would happen if you got lost?

Yes. They actually did…

They really did sell out. The absolute mad men.

Probably. He has heavily implied on PreRec streams he's for Bernie. He's also a hard fedora tipper, is letting his e-fame get to his head, and hangs out with SJW-lite Jack all of the time. Rich will definitely become a fracture point in the group if this keeps up.

If Fedora tipper is some code word of atheist then fuck off, that's not an argument nor a reason to be upset at him.

Butthurt atheist detected.

What's the point then?

"Oh! we make fun of a video about a sect about silly shit!" *Tips fedora*

Come the fuck on.

Cheese pizza.

This is why no one likes fedora tippers. Low spirit, low energy, all autism. Your next post is accusing me of being a christfag.

Nah, not funny enouth to do JoJo jokes.

Don't really care about christfags, some of my best friends are christfags. In fact catholics are the true only christians.

Rich "The Kiddy Fiddler" Evans
Rich "Making Funny with Cunny" Evans
Rich "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT" Evans

This to be honest. Even during the TFA review he was even more particularly obnoxious. Pissing off old school SW fans while also needlessly bringing in politics. The guy is looking to be the next Movie Blob.

Fedora tipper is codeword for reddit-tier atheist not a regular non-religious person you pleb. AKA an anti-theist who never shuts up about how much he hates religion and anyone who has differing views than himself and how everyone who disagrees with him is an idiot and unworthy of his company.

Well, I think the fedora jokes were justified after watching a little video about the mark of the beast in codebars.

And lest face it, god is kind of a dick.

Which was basically the last 5-6 minutes of the last BotW. Mike and AIDSmoby were cracking drunken jokes and having to balance it with Rich's fedora-tier responses.

Now where is that Rich Evans tipping fedora image when you need it.

Rich "Praise Disney!" Evans
Rich "I wanna fuck the mouse" Evans

So an irrelevant video you watched that triggered you is reason enough for someone else to bring a fedora into any conversation regardless of its relevance? I'm guessing they should also start talking about misogyny, mohamed and sexism in every video for no apparent reason. Honestly, you're starting to sound like a tipper yourself.

Well Mike and AIDSMoby do always look like happy go lucky dudes. Rich on the other hand always looks like he's secretly angry about something so it seems to be expected that he's more about sarcastically complaining than joking.

Fuck's sake, man. I'm trying to avoid saying this but you are forcing me to do it.

Being so offended for a few shitty jokes make you look like a SJW.

False, Orthodoxy is the only true surviving form of Christianity.

Militant atheist. The type who thinks he has it all figured out since he watched a Dawkins video or something like that. They're intellectual midgets yet they're also the loudest atheists around.

The thing is that everyone just start throwing fedoras everywhere when someone just make a religious joke.

There's a difference between making religious jokes and going fedora. Learn to recognize the difference.

*tips fedora*

All I posted was and to point out the difference between a fedorafag and a non-religious person. Only person who got offended here was but I won't assume that was you since I don't go around assuming every user I speak with is the same guy.

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Rich looks legit angry
Is he mad because he is being fat shamed?

he's mad because they made fun of his poor upbringing

I think he's an angry drunk and a fat fuck who hates fat shaming.

What the fuck is this? Some more pony porn merch?

You seen nothing yet.

This was actually genuinely shocking to hear. Do they actually think you have to be some kind of fundie religious nut to be paranoid about having a chip inside you that tracks your position (and possibly records and transmits your speech} to some unknown government office 24-7?

It's kind of unfathomable to hear an argument like this, especially after they were so critical about a video that demonstrates ways to financially or socially destroy someone's life. Does Mike really think it's crazy to be wary of the government having demanding mandatory, perpetual surveillance of everyone?

I'm not surprised but I'm still disappointed.

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Yeah, that was some 2003 shit.

The bunny toy looks fun.

Is this why Jessi left that fat fuck Mike, they're cucked.

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Their point was that the video implied women want sex all the time - and specifically with you, the viewer, and that that's ridiculous.

In reality, women wear make-up and try to look pretty for male attention - but only male attention from the men that they find attractive, otherwise they're creepy and objectifying misogynist pigs - so that they then have veto power over these men. They don't necessarily want sex or a relationship from a man they find attractive, but they want the OPTION of sex or a relationship. This is why they get upset when 'he doesn't call the next day' - she feels like the choice should be hers.

What, do you think jesus is going to stay in his room for a year more centuries because a couple of fat drunks had a christian joke?

You completely miss the point. They're milksops trying to be edgy. It's like how they can make fun of rednecks but wouldn't dare to crack a joke about niggers.

But Wil Wheton told me being a man was living life on easy mode!

no one cares about RLM anymore, AIDSMoby

the minute you take sides with SJWs you lose, marketing super-genius

Probably. I imagine their worldview is entirely built by television and movies, where the "paranoid of everything" guy is always some combination of God-fearing, straight, white, and male. By default that's what they'll think because they have zero exposure to opposite viewpoints in a non-bubble environment where they can emotion away all conflicting thoughts.

I was going to go into detail about this but said it better.

Sage because this will get us off-topic.

I was honestly shocked by that argument to be honest.

When are they going to make a new show?

i dont follow the rlm threads like i used to but when did everyone started hating rich?

I never liked him. I thought him being popular was the dumbest meme. Turns out once he became a part of the regular show he wasn't funny either. Or insightful.

Reddit started worshipping him as some kind of ironic-unironic internet eceleb. They invented some kind of myth that he was a genius actor and since Rich had all the pleb tastes that Reddit identifies with, his popularity soared. Then Gilchrist showed up and revealed Rich's sad backstory which boosted Rich's popularity even more, purely out of sympathy. Around the time PreReq started Rich started to develop an ego. Prereq was more or less his own show and he was the main attraction. Even though AIDSmoby was there, Rich was the main guy and AIDSmoby was his backup. Reddit used that opportunity to flock to his streams, reassure him that he was amazing, all his opinions were the best, and he was the most funny RLM. To no surprise, dissenting voices not only get banned but got banned, but they get banned swifter than even on most streams in general.

As a result, Rich rapidly became insufferable. His self-awareness became replaced with an unrealistic self-image, he constantly flaunts his poor tastes as objectively definitive, relentlessly relies on forced jokes and humor, i.e. he's trying to be funny therefore he is, and lately we're seeing the final stages of late-term ego-driven downward spirals. Where before he could still take a joke at his expense because they all do that to each other at some point, he acts like these jokes are now personal. Sure, before he was the butt of many jokes in the past but that isn't the point. He's rebelling against what works in their shows purely out of ego and because this is an ego-trip, the end goal is to dictate how people treat him while enabling him to act however he wants no matter how it affects others. This can lead to some very serious problems since their shows are part of an elaborate act that has many layers.

RLM shows have always had several layers operating in tandem. The commentary, the ironically made surface level jokes, the actual jokes, and the subtle out-of-character moments that still lets you know they're self-aware and you're in on the joke. Each episode is like a microcosm of where each of their relationships are at that very moment. Rich has been steadily acting more and more out-of-character to the point where he's denying some jokes to even be delivered, and it's all because of ego. What this means is that he's openly defying the flow of the episode simply because it might irk his inflated ego the wrong way. Either they bend to his ego, they somehow get around it like Mike did countless times in that last episode, or they let the joke drop.

I don't know how this is going to end for RLM. I can say this is all true about Rich not only because other people have pointed it out but because I've actually experienced this with someone in real life. The repetition of behavior is uncanny. I think Gilchrist even predicted this back in those old Holla Forums threads. If I remember correctly this isn't the first time Rich hasn't stepped out of line, but it certainly is the first on this magnitude. To think all it took was Reddit inflating an already wounded ego.

Did they finally go full SJW?

You've got it all wrong.

Rich is obsessed with Mike, sexually. However, Mike is already in a hot relationship with Jay. That's why Rich keeps Jack around. I honestly believe one day Rich is going to rape Mike.

Looking at the pics of these guys I wonder how they got famous in the first place.

They all look emotionless or cynical, as if all of their life's enjoyment have been sucked away from them.

Which is why Holla Forums likes them.

I lost faith in them when they got triggered by exploding varmints.

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This is going to end up with Mike kicking Rick out of RLM isnt it?

I don't think they "triggered" by it. And honestly, I agree that the vid was pretty fucking twisted. I have no qualms about mass-killing rodents as long as it doesn't fuck up the ecosystem or such, but that guy was way too into making those little critters explode.

When was the other time(s)?

I guess technically "assassin" is the correct term

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Nice meme
Nice dubs-dubs

How much deeper can they go?

It wasn't his job, he was just inviting himself onto random strangers' properties in his spare time and masturbating to killing rodents.

Can someone save that pro big brother Mike argument? I want to post that clip every time someone said RLM is anti-SJW on here.

The odd part about this is that Mike disputed Rich "Sucking Government Cock" Evans on the Civil War review, explaining in plain common sense detail that having a team of superpowered people and making them serve the UN was not only a terrible idea, it's comically disastrous.

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I was pretty pissed just how big of a problem they had with killing rodents, and that they decided the footage had to be CENSORED.

Everyone in the video is laughing their asses off on screen at the horrible cruel exploding varmints, but nonono can't let the audience share in their reaction.

They didn't have issues about killing. They had issues about him being some rich city prick who likes to make dumb small things die without an effort.

The censorship was probably just business sense. They are pretty popular amongst Tumblr/Reddit, and they whine every time there is something remotely triggering happening in the series, such as the Plinkett-subplot kidnapping women, as said earlier. Your integrity doesn't mean jack shit if it doesn't bring bread to the table. Welcome to capitalism, son.

I agree with you that they seemed to focus more on the way the rodents were killed rather than the fact the guy behind the video was a nutjob, which is retarded.

I remember Mike seeming to try to offer different ways of killing them like poison and AIDSMoby was being the voice of reason, must have been opposite day.
I also remember during an episode where they showed an eye getting slashed during Salvador Dali's Un Chien Andalou (which was just a visual effect) and people got in shit storm about that. I could imagine tons of people would have flagged the video if they had left it uncensored.

>THEY LIKED SOMETHING I DIDN'T

>I DON'T WATCH THEM ANYMORE

>I'M LITERALLY AUTISTIC

>>>/reddit/

reddit is where these fags get worshiped, you silly billy.

Thanks to Reddit, Rich discovered he is the first literal human meme to walk this earth. He's now in the middle of an identity crisis, and as such is confused between being the funny guy and the guy everyone makes fun of.

The whole idea of hypnotizing someone is to get them to do something against their will.

So it's kinda easy to interpret a hypnosis video like that as being a how-to video on using magic to rape people.

No, god no. The idea of hypnosis is to lead someone into a suggestive state and have them do stuff with least psychological resistance possible. It doesn't work like in the cartoons, it doesn't work on unwilling people. If you forced it on someone it would be called mindbreaking or brainwashing, which is manchurian candidate -tier stuff. Not sure how much basis that has on reality.

One way to see sexual hypnosis would be to use it as a roleplay or as a mean to ease off neuroticism that might interfere with the enjoyment.

How the tape was marketed on the cover was questionable, but nothing in the actual vid has anything to do with rape.

It's funnier if you interpret it as though it does work like it does in cartoons.

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Mike was not having any of Rich's bullshit in this episode

REAL HUMAN MEME

Are there any level-headed critics on YouTube? I want to hear about good movies and TV without anyone pushing an agenda.

this is commonplace now. RLM aren't special. People are being conditioned to accept tyranny

You seem very upset that not everyone is on board with an obvious whacko filming and publishing what is effectively a sex tape for himself.

It's not about the varmints, it's about the guy. If a random asshole volunteered to be your bug exterminator, and the guy started moaning, breathing heavily and complimenting himself as he gassed the insects, you'd be weirded out too.

There are plenty of examples of people shilling for something they are against and then bitching when said something affects them

A lot of leftards already evade taxes with offshore banks and make bank with private healthcare companies' stock that would be worthless if it wasn't for the current system they supposedly hate so much

I had to go check this, holy shit please just kill me senpai

You'd be surprised how much people like to be controlled and over-watched these days. I had and argument with retard friend where I was in favor of people living off grid on their own property if they want to (in some countries/states it's illegal and punishable by law for your house to be off the system). He also contradicted me on homemade alcohol brewing, cattle/pig/chicken slaughter and home repairs. Absolute drone.
Other day, some people I had conversation with, were ecstatic for upcoming complete ban on internal combustion cars in Yurop (far away but still…).
Just pay attention when this topics are brought up and you'll see.
sorry for bad english

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This is a joke

………….right?

no goyim they uploaded it like 3 days ago

JUST

Do you mean the scene where she walks back in and finds a spic lady? And the ones building up to the Revenge of Nadine video? Because last time I checked those are still there. Do you mean it happened recently?

god damn it aids moby

they're making all kinds of rape jokes in the recent HITBs you mongo

If it's not about the killing, then why did they censor it?
Quit defending them, they're gone to the SJWs.

And there is nothing wrong with having fun killing vermin.
If they were only upset that the guy making the video liked it so much, then I still think they're being obtuse.

fuck off

I'd be concerned if a lethal injector enjoyed his job

Just looked it up. As much as I wouldn't be surprised of any further fall from grace, this is the real reason they're doing that:
>youtube.com/watch?v=bYWAHuFbLoc

Ever since Blip went down, they've been looking for a chance to re-upload hires versions of the plinkett reviews. I still think they should keep them for historical sake, like how the phantom menace famously achieved millions of views before anyone really knew who RLM was.

inb4 that's just an excuse and they don't get around to it

Dumb frogposter.

Who the fuck is "Rick"? What is it with Ricks?

RLM is truly the the most realistic friend simulator ever invented by man.

With Rich there is inevitably a woman involved who's pressuring him to be more assertive since she doesn't like dating the group butt monkey. But Rich is only funny because he is the perfect embodiment of a butt monkey: weird, fat, short, balding, goofy, and easily perturbed.

This will be the major rift along with SJW cultism. Despite what has been said, Mike is immune to SJWism. He may parrot some of the more “reasonable” center-left talking points but he is politically incorrect at heart and clearly gives no fucks.

Here's what the aftermath with be:

Mike and Jay will remain friends into old age and still occasionally collaborate on projects. AIDsMoby will fall off the face of the earth, probably to a Wisconsin farm and raise several decent but liberal children.

Beardfat will resent Mike and Jay forever for making fun of him and “ruining” his e-celeb status. He will go on to start the only full on SJW blog about movies that actually gives halfway decent critiques.

Rich Evans will have a massive breakdown due to his ego and break ties with Mike first and then Jay later. He will start his own company which will fold in 6 months and his wife will divorce him. He will then spend the remainder of his miserable existence defending himself on Reddit and social media in a desperate attempt to remain relevant. He will literally turn into an unironic Plinkett and die alone, poor, and spiteful.

plus they edit out all the boring parts.

Mike please go.

News at 11

But that's wrong, Nadine is right there.

Ironically enough AIDSmoby has become more tolerable than Rich or Wizard. I was surprised that he was the voice of reason in the Exploding Varmints video.

can't wait for the next episode of Pre-Rectum.

that's every episode since all Rich and AIDSMoby do is talk out their ass anyway.

It's worse than that. They're engaged, and according to Rich she's the "high school sweetheart." Rich will definitely pick the ho before the bros.

Here's their newest one, unless you already saw it. Short summary: Rich and Jack love Doom 4 and seriously believe it captures the spirit and game play of original Doom.

probably rich is trying hard to sink the ship
think about it, he was the only one that tried to say something bad about TFA and is clear that they got paid…he probably is pissed that the show is going down the drain even more

or im just stoned and looking too much into this

he made it, he gave us free will and moved on.
for an omnipotent power you really think he give a shit about us? in all universe?
is even pretty egocentric thinking that we are made as his image

look at god as a scientist. he made the experiment and now is not interfering with it.

It depends whose stories about God you believe.

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To not shock and scare off viewers. Are you fucking stupid?

There's a damn good reason why society rejects people who get their enjoyment from killing small animals. They are fucking psychos that have no empathy towards living beings. Shouldn't you be strangling cats or something, psycho-boy?

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It's like confirmation upon confirmation that they're complete total plebians.

"are we tru hardcore gamers yet, guyze? xD"

Gurofags please leave.

It's really telling that you three automatically jump to the degenerate sex addict mindset.

>>>Holla Forums

How dare you like your job that's bad and terrible here go on unemployment like a good goy

Well that answers my question earlier in the thread. How long til one of them comes out as a tranny?

Nigger they fully uncensored showed off that fucked up black magic movie where the woman turns into a flying head with digestive system intact to eat babies, all manner of violent gorror movies, all sorts of shit far worse than distant shots of tiny animals being shot.

>>>/suicide/

Gheylo was over rated trash when it came out.

Rich and them have been friends for a long long time.
You can even find videos of them looking like pimple faced teens still hanging out and ragging on films.

Every group of friends either has the crazy liberal or the crazy conservative in the group.
Just how it goes sometimes.
Even if it appears they give rich a hard time, or that rich is 2 seconds from being fed up with it, I can almost promise you that no one in their group takes the shit that seriously.
They all know the score, and they would of stopped being friends a long time ago if a simple jab about a whoopie cushion could be anywhere near the last straw

I mean seriously, take a conversation between you and your friends where one of you gets ragged on for something, now put yourself outside of that conversation, and I bet it looks way more serious than it actually is.

ps,
Stop bullying Rich you guis, like srysly.

It's a good game series now and back when it came out.

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Well, it clearly isn't working, they get the same amount of views regardless.

SHUT THE FUCK UP RICH

YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO LIKE US ON FACEBOOK YOU FAT FUCK
LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW WE'RE HERE
HELP ME TO FEED MY ALCOHOLISM

why did he film it like a low budget porno then? Its almost like people keep bringing up that he's getting off to it because the guy in the video is getting off on it.

its not his job, its his hobby, inviting yourself onto strangers' property isn't a job.

you mean those shitty old effects that are so obviously fake you can't help but laugh at them? they looked like a bunch of rubber and some dollar store.

I don't know why you feel so compelled to whiteknight some weirdo who made a VHS of himself killing animals for no reason but please stop. you made the tape didn't you

every time

Did you completely miss where they called that it would be syphilis?

What's more telling is that you defend it.

I think Rich is just getting tired of being the buttmonkey.

It is a reasonable reaction, but also why everyone loves Rich, because they are empathic with him and see themselves on him.

Also Rich's laugh can cure cancer.

And for a group with no taste in videogames, including Rich, he is the one who at least have some knowledge. If they are a kingdom of cripped Rich is only missing one leg.

I don't agree with the anons who think his increasingly pissed-off reactions at being the butt monkey are the way he actually feels. I think it's just part of an ongoing joke between him, the audience, and (mainly) Mike.

That too.

Would anyone care about Rich if he wasn't the buttmonkey and get upset? That's the joke 90% of the time.

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Fucking assholes always let me down.

whatever their commentary tracks are fucking garbage anyway

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I like it. But I'm probably biased due to Tremors being one of my favorite movies.

That would be a fair thing to point out if they were actually trying to do skits on best of the worst.
It's literally all just unscripted footage of them watching terrible movies.

If you want a comedy routine, watch half in the bag and skip the review portion, go go watch thatcuckwiththeglasses.

im italian, ive read the bible more than you faggot

nigga are you fo real? being cruel to animals and be a little pyro and wetting your bed are the three major point in psyco creation

that said, do you know of a more humane way to remove varmint?

Mike and Jay are clearly tired of their other shows being taken oven by the cuck brigade and want something where it's them and only them again.

You honestly think paid exterminators use high calibre munitions to kill varmints? Usually they track down their burrows and, I shit you not, use a giant tube attached to a hyper vaccum cleaner to suck the little bastards out.

sounds like some a psycho freak would say

How much did you donate to Bernout's campaign, lefty?

On an unrelated note, did they delete Where's Deathlist from Youtube? I'm pretty sure it was there a while ago.

No, I think it's just they're listening to the audience, they specifically say as much at the start of the video. Mike and Jay are the two most popular people on the show.

There seems to be increased tension with Rich. I think a lot of the shit he's said unscripted during screens and opinions he's given on movies have alienated him from the audience, and they're giving him all this shit because he's gone from more popular than Jay to less popular than Jack.

I predict they'll do an episode on The Rocketeer because it's another movie Mike has specifically noted as perfect. They'll probably do an episode on Ghostbusters, and I would have said Robocop but they sorta already did an episode of Half in the Bag about that movie.

They could but they already reviewed it way back in 2011 when they were still figuring out what kind of show Half in the Bag would be. Back then they would devote some episodes solely to older movies. When they reviewed The Rocketeer it was to compare that movie with Captain America because they had the same director and it took place in a similar setting.

What did reddit mean by this?

Being this autistic in current year.

So here's what I found out. There's some hullabaloo about Jessie filing suit for money after a "wrongful" firing. So they wanted to get a property started that didn't have any of her involvement in it so if things go south, they have something they can fall back on and still do without paying her royalties. They're still firmly on team Disney, no problems there that I'm aware of.

Rich has been begging his "fiance" of many years to finally marry him and come live with him in Milwaukee. Never seems to be the right time for her, and it's probably to do with all the dick she gets in the Windy City.

Poor Rich, cucked to the end.