Hey, it looks like Guy Fieri finally got himself a movie role

TIME TO GET PHYSICAL

Looks like she's about to back that ass up into the blade too. Everything about this whole promotional image could be used as a study for what's wrong with modern photography.

Look at the WE WUZ QWANGZ bling.
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Why would you dress like that when you have nasty ashy knees?

Looks the same but it's the guy from the first power rangers show. The red one.

That's an ugly fucking picture, holy shit.
Even if they weren't all edging it up as hard as possible it would still look like a retarded child photoshopped it with his dick.

didn't he kill someone recently?

except for johnny yong bosch I guess

Am I supposed to be impressed?

Didn't he do gay porn?

Yeah the first Red Ranger was in Jerk Off Contest 6 under the name Brock a long ass time ago.

What is this, a Power Ranger's reunion?

Both of these people have been Power Rangers.

it looks like a giant acne scar.

Yeah that's exactly what the indiegogo page says. They should have gotten the pink one. I remember seeing her tits when I was a kid.

And evidentially there are other Power Ranger reunion movies being crowdfunded. This is 18 of the fucks. How many rangers have there been?

Jesus fuck what is wrong with this bitch's tiddies?

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holy shit this. title should be "how not to power pose"

it's an aging semen demon well past her prime

who?

This looks like something Channel Autism would do right down to how they look and pose.

She's a reptilian. What did you expect?

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She went on to star in a canadian show called Flashpoint. This looks to be way beneath her.

Flashpoint was awful, she was its only redeeming quality. This project is looking miles better, and they say they've got more cast announcements still to come so I won't be surprised if she's on board.

This looks like absolute shit. I mean if they think this can help their careers that's something, but with the budget they are trying to raise and the size of the cast and crew they are not going to get paid shit and I don't expect it to make anything.

Jesus, canada is where hope goes to die. I wonder what does the suicide rate looks like in canada?

It looks like someone gave her a Cleveland steamer and she didn't completely wipe up before getting dressed for the pic.

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Dunno where your pessimism comes from, this is looking very good. For one, the bad special effects in the trailer are probably just placeholders until the budget grows. And if it doesn't, no biggie. These are the guys with decades of experience in making a poor budget work well under their belts, doing what they do best, and this time with no TV network restraints.

A cast of shit grade former teen actors. Directed by a stuntman. Laughable plot. Shit production values. This is going to be a massive shit sandwich, and no one who isn't involved with production is going to take a bite and keep smiling.

And learning how to use GIMP is free. But they still can't spend an hour to make their promo pic look halfway decent. If standing around with their limp dicks in hand begging for shekels so they can pump out a sub D2DVD circlejerk is them doing what they do best then it makes sense that they would all be so desperate to make this work. They obviously have nothing else going for them as human beings.

I mean holy fuck I get that faggots shill their kikestarter Indiegoygoy shit so they can scam a bunch of TVTrope tier faggots out of their autism bux, but you could at least try an angle that isn't as desperate and sad as the contents of your post.

The only redeeming part of this debacle is Johnny Young Bosch, and I honestly feel like he got talked into producing and acting in this thing as a favor to help his washed up buddies and is going to end up pissing away his precious VA shekels. Which is a really bad idea considering Funi is the one that subcontracts the majority of the work his primary productions companies do, and it is one bad season away from being ready to take two shits and die crying.

Desperation in my post? Hey, I'm not the one piling up funny buzzwords in bulk. Glass houses, man. Chill out. Wording aside, I'm not promoting anything, just posting my opinions. I'm a Rangers fan who's seen what these people are capable of every week on TV, and judging by this trailer, they've still got it. To be frank, it looks a lot more gun-focused than I'd have expected from them. I don't know whether they're taking the Expendables direction, or something more like The Raid where they burn through their ammo and focus on melee combat thereon, but I hope it's the latter.
As for the plot, it does seem very plain so far, but very little was said. I'm quite okay with where it seems to be going, but we'll see.
You're right about the promo pic, though. It's not very well made, and I hope they make better posters in the future.
I wouldn't worry about good ol' JYB, though. He's been in (most likely) far worse things, and he's still fine.

It looks like shit. Your post reeks of a desperate faggot who actually thinks that if this trainwreck succeeds it will somehow help his career. You are literally promoting something that has the production values of amateur porn but less acting talent. You have seen what these people were capable of every week twenty years ago AND ARE STILL SHILLING FOR IT. Obviously you are not the director or his team of 12 faggot stunt buddies that he has slurping up what I assume is the majority of the budget because he realizes this movie is shit, so he wants to grab what he can for himself and his friends before it all falls apart.

As for the expendables direction bullshit, are you fucking retarded? There was no single direction the action took in expendables because that was secondary to what the actual movie was about, seeing a bunch of washed up star dick around and meme on each other because you thought it would have been cool when you were 12 and they were relevant. Of course that certainly can't happen because these people were never relevant. You clearly can't count on some special effects laden rollercoster ride carrying the film when it has fuck all for a budget to pay for it, so I am going to assume you were just dropping it's name to imply that anybody gave a fuck about the cast. Then you bring up the Raid which is even more laughable when you consider that the vast majority of the martial arts bullshit in Rangers was just recut kino from the original sentai. Add to that the fact that a bunch of paunchy out of shape middle aged actors with no significant martial arts training(with the exception of Johnny Bosch PBUH) are going to give you fuck all in the way of martial arts, action, or ten seconds of uncut film of physical exertion.

The plot isn't plain. It is retarded. Over used hacked together cliches which would be terrible 16 years ago(which judging by the promotional pics is clearly what era they think they are in). There is nothing there. You can have a movie overcome it's plot with decent writing and dialog, but don't try to fucking bullshit anyone on that.

Nothing about this looks good. It looks like shit, it smells like shit. It is poorly thought out and the execution looking like a train wreck in slow motion. Johnny Bosch has done alright by himself by working his ass off doing shitty undesirable rolls to build up enough good will in the VA community that he can break through the massive circlejerk of nepotism and back patting monopolized by a few big names and their friends and family to carve out a small niche roll for himself. It still pays absolute shit and the amount of travel he needs to do for soem of the bigger and better paying jobs eats a sizable chunk out of that. Yet he has some how managed to scrape up enough savings that he can do the initial investing in this project. He isn't a stupid man, and if he had the money he could have invested it in something that would have given him a much more stable future than hoping he doesn't fall out of favor with the literal handful of people that control most of the voice acting work in the country and ends up with his source of money cut off. Open a recording studio, start a VA talent agency. There are a bunch of better investments of his time and money he could have made, and he is not stupid enough to be attached to this and realize it is not going to be shit. The only reason I can think is because he is a genuinely nice guy he probably sees the very limited amount of success not failing he has done with his own career and wants to help out a couple of his buddies from when he was a kid and just starting out. The sad thing is if he really wanted to help his friends doing something like starting a production company for voice work would be a much better option. No one wants to see fat, balding, middle aged never beens. This is not going to reignite the careers of people that weren't that good at acting to begin with. However helping them get a couple of small roles with a project he is leading the dubbing of might be able to help them get into the VA side of acting and given them a chance at an almost stable life.

And once again your post is sad and desperate. You keep shilling this with obvious bullshit when anyone with two eyes and a brain can work out what schlock it is. It's not even good schlock that is made with love and care and tempered by a sense of humor. This is edgy tryhard nonsense. I mean take a look at this clip and tell me that this movie isnt going to be completely retarded.

OK, son. What few real points you've made inbetween voluminous masturbatory filler, I've already answered; and you've added little to nothing new since. Knowing it won't do any good to run around in circles, I'm just going to scrape off whatever bits are left.

True. In retrospect, calling it lack of direction is more accurate. Basically, what I meant was The Expendables' neverending zig-zag between melee and ranged combat use, unlike The Raid's more consistent slope thereof.

Again, because there's next to nothing shown yet plot-wise. If you think it's worth calling a minimal premise retarded, fine with me. I'm going to hope it'll be something better once it actually develops, but until then, the big appeal so far is the action, for which I know without a doubt these people are amazing. Talk shit about them all you want, but most of these stars are highly experienced in their field(s) and know their stuff. I suggest you watch some interviews, panels, special features, and perhaps the show itself for that matter. There's a lot more to Power Rangers than its adapted Super Sentai portions, and your comment regarding them highlights your absence of knowledge on it more than anything else you've managed to emit so far. Alternatively, feel free to spend the rest of your time repeating "I don't like the looks of this, and anyone who openly does is a shill" while posting funny little videos. Because that's not sad or desperate at all. Hey, it's no burden on me.

Faggot

Hey man, don't shit talk Kairo Saijuro

You haven't addressed anything. This shit is trash. It is ugly, the story is garbage, the cast is fucked 10th rate, there is no budget to hire people with talent to carry the shit cast and director.

I don't need to see every autistic detail to know that with the cast and crew this hackneyed story will be garbage. You are literally shilling for crowdfunded garbage without even charm, wit, and a knowing wink to pander to the retards that would normally eat this shit up. I can justify my vitriol because it looks like trash, but your unreasoning support and apologetics for something that shows how absolute shit it is with every dick dribbling in leaks outs you as a fucking shill.

This movie is trash, and now you actually given me a reason enough to sperg out about it that I am going to ride this current backlash against seeing something just to see how bad it is and poison every Rangers community for this movie. I am going to every forum, every message board and every site where this movie is being discussed and I am going to spread as much contempt and disgust as I can so that even the most autistic troper, every faggot wiki editor, ever obsessive youtube commentator will jump on the bandwagon and make hating this trash the in thing for all the normalfags to signal to each other with.

As we speak I am contacting my network of Holla Forums bestposters across the globe and your film is being trashed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can infiltrate any community anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy you support in over two dozen subreddits, and that’s just by myself. Not only am I extensively trained in memetic warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the /jp/ Teenbro shitposting tools and scripts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little blatant shilling was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your project and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Well, this has been amusing. At least you have a sense of humor if nothing else. I hope you enjoyed your little funposting run as much I enjoyed watching it. I also look forward to the movie proving you wrong.

You think I am being funny, you faggot?

I am going to fucking ruin this for you. I bet that fat fuck that used to play Bulk has CP on his hard drive, he looks like that type. I bet most of the cast and crew does drugs. Throw in some reports to the IRS. Everyone outside of Johnny Yong Bosch is going to fucking catch some shit for you deciding to come fuck with the big dawgs.

You called the thunder and now it is going to rain.

Whoa junior, don't unzip your katana on us. Have mercy.

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>all his filmography is shitty anime redundant statement and a couple minor parts in shitty vidya
JUST
candidate?

Well if anything at least he has a nice ass.
Small dick though.

Well actually he did have the main part in a very good game. Though that was a decade ago.