/got/ General

hopefully he dies before his shitty book can come out

>tfw The Hound will never spank her fat butt on the show

Do you even into /schadenfreude/?

JUST
FUCK
MY
DANY
UP

how the fuck do you make her less interesting?

make her louder and angrier and give her access to a time machine

If next episode drogon shows up and they all fly back to mereen for more politics

Do you ship Tormienne, /got/?

he wants some bad punani m8

back to tumblr with you

D&D took quite a risk in portraying such a fan favorite in a "bad" light (7 more years of slavery) just to show how incompetent Dany was the whole time. But Danyfans will never acknowledge his sensible approach, will they?

will Brienne ever die?

Oh come on man, if they will it at just that one scene, it was quite funny :)

If only Tyrion was half as awful as he was in ADWD.
This nigger is way too chipper after murdering his father and lover.

that shit will happen m8. If not I am utterly confused like I usually am with taking more klonopin than a regular person.

wait a minute dint that one wildling say he fucked a bear or two in season 3 or something?

Fuck off, niggerfaggot

yes, in her own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around her cock.

(Me)
*leave it

Honestly, both the father and the lover were quite sh*tty, can't blame him for getting over it.

Haha

Would explain his attraction to Brienne.

Yes he did

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That's the joke :)

I'm so fucking scare they will do some shit like:

I wan't Tyrion to win the game of thrones so much.

If they kill Tyrion there will be rage.

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So do we think we are going to get a diaperanon edition? :^)

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They wouldn't have the balls to do that, because → and they invested far too much time into him to die so lamely. He'll ride a dragon fam

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Maybe they will kill him because he is more popular than Daenerys.

I kinda like her in the way you like a mentally challenged child who learns basic stuff and you just want to protect it from falling into the groud out of it's own retardeness.

Fuck you, Tyrion is the less shitty character that is alive for now.

I'll be ok with that.

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Shit.
Shit.
Shit.

At least they're not little shits.

Feminism: The Show

elaborate, faggot. Tyrion is no better at this point, he's going to get ruined by being in Dany's gay storyline

How could they do this? I swear to God, D&D are plain evil

at least it's not as bad as "All men must die. Godd thing we are not men."

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:^)

That's what kikes do, man.

It's not surprising they are displaying some confusion and weakness, user.

Some men just want to see the world burn.

Maisie's a fag hag, then?

Alright, let me explain.

Davos was all about and only about "Muh Stannis".

The High Sparrow is just a religious fanatic and a comunist faggot who made the biggest crime of making Cersey slightly likeable. It is a shame he won't die slowly.

And about Ramsay said enouth. Only edgy faggots like him because they find it so hardcore to torture people.

Book Davos was cool, show Davos is almost like an entirely different character.

that's the point, there are no good characters in the show anymore, it's just which ones are slightly less trash
also, nice dubs

State and church aren't separated in medieval tymes.

She is actually, she has several Youtube videos with extravagant homosexuals and many pictures too. She also said Isaac (Bran) is the best actor of his generation, and that's a bit of an exaggeration, innit.

I actually had a look for this and found a few but they are all absolutely shit.

However surprisingly I found a fuckton of Sophie Turner in diapers, also shit.

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wew lad

bitch, nobody likes Yara either, their chances are pretty much equal.

Theon's storyline is probably my favorite in the books. It is prett much a redemption story, in which after being tortured to the point of near insanity he runs away saving a girl he barely even knew and managing to drag her to Stannis' camp. In the show he just changes masters from Ramsay to Yara and I'm not even sure which one is better, Yara is also a cunt of insane proportions.

You really can find everything on the internet, haha.

Well, maybe I used the wrong words.

Tyrion is the less shit character. Or like said, he is a little shit compared to the big turds.

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We live in the age of wonders.

Also wasn't there one of Maisie Williams wearing a diaper?

I thought you meant it literally
did you?

Oh, sorry, had a brain fart and forgot what I said.

…and maybe. Or at least they are shits in human hides.

I'd say she needs changing :o

If there was, I didn't save it, sadly…

Why the fuck is she so angry he came back? Was she on the rag or something

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She's as pissed at the shitty writing as we are.

I assume it is because he gave away that one fort to ramsay, but there is no way she could know about it since the boltons killed everyone there.

Maybe because she risked her life to save him and he just screamed and almost got her captured.

But she explained it, didn't she? She risked her life and other men died trying to rescue him just to find insane, mentally broken ruin that bit her and run back to its kennel.
Just writing it when user said the same →

But that was her choice when her father told her not to do it, she knew he was being tortured. By the time she got there he had been tortured for months, did she really not expect a broken husk?

She is a woman.

Well it is not exactly his fault, the guy was pretty much insane at this point. If she didn't expect to see a broken wreck of a person based on rumours about Ramsey she might have brain damage.
Yara was such a shit leader that she fucked most of her squad away and what's left of it was chased away by a couple of dogs, so I don't exactly understand why anyone would pick her over Theon. At least Theon managed to take Winterfell.

>she's mad because she sailed around the entire continent and bailed because of some dogs
She's just projecting her anger at herself onto Theon.

Ironborn aren't supposed to break, she probably expected to find him weak and confused, but not totally broken and defeated. That's why she was so disappointed in him and gave up (even said I don't have a brother anymore), you could see it in her eyes as she gave him one last look before leaving Dreadfort.

Okay so did a search on celebrity fakes and there's more Sophie Turner edits than Maisie, and Sophie is taking it up the butt. Is Sophie the true buttslut?

(Me)
And for →

Possible, but she accepted him in the end, didn't she?

No, its just that most people think maissie looks like a goblin

But he's not ironborn.
That's like, the point of his arc.

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Well, on one hand you have Maisie's deleted tweet, and on the other you have Sophie uploading pictures such as this to social networks and all kinds of nasty rumours to go with it.
They're both adventurous girls :)

Yes, and let's not forget that despite what Balon and Euron think, the old way is total bullshit and the Ironborn have been breaking and kneeling for centuries.

And that's what she found out in Dreadfort, probably had doubts even before that but gave him a chance.

They're hypocrites :)

Hm… I'm pretty ignorant in how medieval society had been, but is this shit any 'realistic' like they try to sell over and over?

Does realistic mean edgy and that all good hearted characters are retards to be backstabbed?

That's probably because nobody wants to fap to Maisie's deformed head.

The books are pretty realistic in how it portrays the feudal system and medieval warfare. It's certainly not perfect, GRRM isn't a military historian, but it's actually mildly educational.

It's gritty fantasy, user. Some elements of intrigues, politics and such, but fantasy most of all.

Oh boy

It's sold as "realistic" and "unpredictable" but it's shit, mary-sues out the ass and dual-wielding swords making you the best swordsman ever

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jesus, where'd he buy that? autism inc.?

Just wondering if I could get something realistic in how life is portrayed in a medieval world but without having everyone backstabbing everyone or at least if your character is lawful good that doesn't make him lawful stupid.

Well… wouldn't dual-wielding be appropiate if someone used the proper weapons for it? like a cutlass and a dagger.

The spaniards made a science out of dueling.

Yes, things like that in dueling work, but the episode before this one had a guy using two longswords in a real, multiple-man fight and being proclaimed as the best swordsman he had ever seen

Oh yeah, saw that. It might look good for the screen. Wouldn't hatchets or other bariant of small axe be more usefull for dual combat? At least in that context.

Also, why noone used a shield? Or maybe they used it but I don't fucking remember.

That's a pretty lewd pic

Maisie's GoT hobby shop :) $12.99

the books are sold as "high fantasy" so he had less fantasy and used some history onto the books.

Realistic I am not so sure, you have to remember knights armor and chainmail armor is pretty god damn good, knights armor don't make you a slow cunt like popular belief. with Chainmail armor its almost impossible to use a hack n slash weapon, every one of these armors you need something penetrating. Kinda why European medieval weapons where based on penetration not pure hack n slash.

The amount of Jewish feminism I've witnessed in this series is sickening.

I think they all just used their swords. I imagine axes would be better, but then again dual combat is pretty much always shit in every context unless you're some pleb who grabs two kitchen knives because someone is running up on you

with all this discussion of Dany and Brienne, we're missing the truly important question:

were there any good CIA lines in the new episode?

Yeah, that's one of the ways it's not realistic.
But the dynastic politics? The contracts between lords and knights and peasants? The bullshit petty power struggles? Fairly spot on.

So that's why everyone say spears, halberts and other pole weapons were more successful in war? Probably right, but I don't know.

Also I wouldn't mind to see someone using a halbert skillfully.

He talked about his travel plans and got Robin to suggest seeing if the man would fly so good through the moondoor.

Yes, blunt weapons would be all-around better too (against armor). As far as pole weapons go, it's good to be able to stick the guy on the other end before he can get close. If you have a blunt weapon or an axe it would likely be cheaper, easier to make, easier to use, and be more effective against armor since you have about a snowball's chance in hell of cutting through plate armor with a sword.

that's very big of him

Better than swords, I should say

Well, I'm a guilty faggot who likes swords, but also I like axes. Heavy two handed ones.

But yeah, a variety of weapons in medieval times could be good.

those will go great with your fedora and cargo shorts

I love swords myself, and they were still useful (half-swording helps) but in general it probably wasn't worth all the time and effort gone into making a sword and training someone to use it when you could hand a pleb a chunk of metal on the end of a stick and give him basics to be more effective

4U

I guess so.

Anyway, weren't fireweapons the real dealbreaker in ancient wars? Holding a pointy stick with a chunk of metal would require some basic skill or strength, yet everyone could aim and shoot.

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a baked potato?

not a huge fan of those tbh

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Yes, frankly nobody likes to get cut up and stabbed and shit in close combat, archers and other ranged units were good. Also, crossbows weren't lightning fast but they absolutely fucked shit if they hit

I dont get it, they had it right with Karl tanner but then butchered a canon scene where they could have this awesome swordsman swining around a meteorite sword

A WHAT!?

Are they just a dream? Why is Meera urgently trying to wake him up?

Either:
1) Their location is actually under attack by white walkers
2) Bran's vision of them is making him act strange and distressed so she tries to wake him up to make sure he's all right

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dawn

CAN'T WAKE UP

They fucked up with one of the best concepts ever. A meteor sword.

God fucking damn it. If I weren't tainted by the show I would read the books.

Looks pretty based

No such thing, there's book lore and separate lore for television show that's adapted.

I'd go with 2), maybe he starts developing some kind of seizures like Jojen used to, although he was a greenseer, not a treenet surfer.
(Checked)
Animu fan, I guess?

Just saying they made a completely new scene with a new character that actually dual wielded when it made sense yet manage to fuck up a scene already written for them by shoehorning in retarded shit

Come on.

Are you denying that a weapon made out of a meteorite is the sickest thing ever?

How? That characters were the same, maybe left one out, the dialogue was almost the same, the outcome was the same. The only "major" change was the dual wielding, and it's kind of ironic that people who complain about dual wielding longswords being unrealistic later say they wanted a meteor sword. Sure, swinging and twirling two longswords at once probably isn't very realistic or effective IRL, but it looked quite good on screen, didn't it? I ejnoyed t.

I wish I could enjoy that as much as other people enjoy it, I'm too autistic. I get the same way over guns in tv shows and movies

Is that the line to rape Bran?

I am talking about the fooking legend vs the tower of joy dual wielding

Eh… I would say it looks better on paper if at all than it would on TV, but that's subjective of course. Most Anons in these threads enjoy high fantasy elements of novels far more than I do, so don't take me too seriously.

Just relax, user, GoT is entertainment, that's all there is to it :) You probably put more thoughts into weapons than TV and movie creators do, haha. It's a visual medium, so if it's not a documentary, looking attractive to people who have no clue about swords or machine guns is usually the priority.

Also, stop defending everything the show does as "I enjoyed it". Some people like eating literal shit too but that is not a valid argument

yes, kinda why Vikings used axes but these faggots where only in pelt armor.

Its hard to say, since there where many rules that where different from Britain. Like a knight where a privileged group peasants made the things and grew the things.

So Politics where different all around Europe, so you had guilds for different retarded things in Germany and other places that followed more of the German knighthood and chivalry code. While other places where a complete shithole to live in.

I want Latins to leave

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Oh sorry, misunderstood. Still, can you parry a longsword with a dagger?

I guess you're addressing me because of → (Me)
That's an argument I use rarely, if not the first time even, my usual rhetoric is "general audience would/wouldn't like". It was kind of a way to ask user to ask his opinion on how it looked
Actually, it's usually the bookfriends who use subjective opinions as arguments
etc.

You could parry a longsword with a dagger I'm sure, but you'd probably be long fucked before that just on the basis of having so much less range

I love how you censor your own swears and keep posting like people value your opinion.

Ok, didn't know that, thanks.

And you think people value yours? No one cares about our opinions, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't post them. What else what we do? I'm more interested in what some people (Sir Gifmaker, Kingfag and others I know) have to say than others, but when an interesting topic is brought up I join in regardless of who is involved in the conversation, that's how chan posting works.

So I got curious about GoT spanking and found some art that's so bad it's funny. Mainly cause I suspect that's how D&D plan to make GoT end

Does GoT for example do this? Can't tell, no clue in swordfighting honestly.

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No, it's high fantasy without any realism whatsoever. The only thing grounded in reality is the general events which were somewhat based on the war of the roses.

Is tit-slapping a thing?

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Yes it is

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In the first few seasons I thought it was a softcore porno.

I can't speak for any of the more recent fights (unless someone has a decent video they can find of some of them) but this fight for example is kind of halfway about it

It starts out somewhat promising, they at least have people grabbing the spears and things but there's still the cutting through armor. When Jaime stabs the guy through the eye with his other hand, that's pretty good. Once Jaime and Ned start fighting, it drops off. There seems to be a little bit of grappling (I think I saw Ned use his off hand to do something to Jaime's arm) but there's generally too much spinning and it looks like they're just hitting each other's swords and specifically aiming off to the side with their swings. When they clash at the end, what should have happened is that one of them immediately uses his leverage to move his sword and strike the other person, that's why clashes don't happen like that in real life. Pretty much any time a "clash" would happen you could either do something with your off-hand or simply lever your sword one way or the other and strike a blow.

Also, this video is obviously dueling and sparring so it's not the real thing or what you would do in a real fight, but you'll notice the general idea of fast movements and changing the position of your sword right after a parry to get around to the now-open body of the opponent.

Some shitty OC based on the genius writings of D&D

You're right, it is shitty.

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SMALL GUYS

I'll continue my autism for one more post. The way this video is set up is kind of LARP-y but in this one there's a lot more of the grappling type combat, where after a parry they try to restrict the opponent's sword and go in with either their hands, knees or sword pommel etc.

usually when a clash happens btw just a kendo dude but the clash is kinda like a balance thing, since if you use a two handed sword and lose strength during the clash, you could in theory cut down to the ribs with a hack n slash weapon like a katana.

So in kendo when you clash and don't get a good headstrike you just try to balance the sword so you could step back to another position. Its true its allot of walking fast movements and usually strikes to the stomach or arms, one usually don't go for the head. If one don't know what the opponents strength and weakness is.

But European or medieval sparring and battle technics are somewhat different since its not a hack n slash weapons its mostly a piercing weapon while its minor sharp.

Do you think it's something Maisie would enjoy back when she still had breasts?

Maisie prefers butt stuff more so she'd rather be spanked :^)

He grew up with Jeyne Poole, user. fArya is Salsa's best friend.

Let's just forget she ran away from a fight because of dogs while Theon got into that situation because he lost a fight.

What the fuck is wrong with you, nigger?! Do you take your historical armament lessons from that shitshow Vikings or something?

I didn't, haha. But Google search image showed that those rare weapons look just like regular blades, so how do we know Dayne's main sword (there was a detail shot on it before the fight) wasn't from meteor? Just because he didn't say "I sure do love this meteor sword of mine"? while sharpening it?

Thanks for the detailed explanation. Isn't this something professional choreographers the show (presumably) employs are aware of though? I'd guess the visual effects and capabilities of actors are the main factors to consider while preparing a scene like that?

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The bad editing in that scene made it more hilarious than what it was supposed to be. There was nothing to fight for, she gave up on Theon at the point. Why risking getting your face chewed off when she knew Theon wouldn't go anyway?

I can't say I know much about kendo, is grappling (in the same sort of vein as you see in European sparring) very prevalent? How often is it taken to bodily strikes?

I would think that they would, yes. Their main priority is probably just making things look nice for the screen so that people enjoy it, which extends to pretty much every type of fighting in movies. Headbutts, for example, are pretty much always forehead-on-forehead with a long windup when you would realistically just snap your head forward into the collarbone. I'm also assuming that a large part of it is speed, because if they made the fights hyper-realistic then it would probably be reduced to a lot of parries and non-strikes that people wouldn't want to see or it'd be over in the span of 3 seconds and people who aren't used to watch it wouldn't know what happened.

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aren't used to watching it* rather. Also, most people have a different idea of historical fighting than what it's really like and as much as I love to see realistic moves, most people would probably think it looks goofy and disappointing.

Yes, that's what you can take away from my autism. People like to see flashy things (see: Star Wars prequel fights and dual wielding)

The worst part about that retarded scene was that the ironbabbies were fucking cornered at that moment and in order to run away had to go through the Boltons.
also just before that they established that Asha is amazing at throwing axes yet never attempted it on shirtless ramsey with his plot armor

holy shit you are fucking cancer

That seems to be the argument that one Maisiefag likes to make a lot

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If it were up to me all of the fighting and other things would be hyper-realistic and all of the dumb drama would be gone, I think the choreographers or whoever does it are faggots for pandering

Maisie's deleted tweet???

no, but do you realize how many fucking axes the vikings had?
It was a pole with a tiny axehead almost but the sizes are different it kinda depends on the battle but the axehead was not strength based like the axes in the show Vikings.

Just use a regular axe to see how fucking hard it is to go around with it, and chop every god damn tree with 4 strikes or more while you go for 100 meters or so, its hard and its not useful while the pole axes are easy and you could swing from afar, they where somewhat useful against chainmail.

Also it was somewhat of a joke that vikings only had pelt armor but they did have booth a mix of pelt and chainmail while the helmet was kinda typical.
They obviously had swords, some say they where awesome but they where your regular one handed swords that where sharp as fuck.

I don't remember every viking weapon but what I remember are far away slash weapons some piercing plus a regular sword that was given to a jarl or the battlemasters.

wait
do you mean like
85% of the show

Nice strawman, but if you are trying to imply I'm the Patrick Stewart autist you are utterly wrong. It just happens that you are indeed fucking cancer that should be gassed

If someone wants to see realistic fighting like user describes very well they probably turn on History channel and not HBO.

And what is it, if not entertainment? Explain.

That's the gist of it, yes. You don't even need education in this area, just basic interest in media to figure it out yourself.

This also reminds me that Sir Gifmaker should have been here with his #LIVE compilation already, I hope he's okay… :(

It is entertainment, and pleb entertainment at that, but that's beside the point. His post reeks of reddit, that's why he is cancer

Bro, that's like, the exact opposite of what he was trying to imply.

It was me And people who try censor others are Reddit, not the ones using emoticons

Nope, volunteer was wrong about another unrelated matter. Stay cancer

No, no, I'm pretty sure the people who use emoticons are also Reddit.

THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BAKED POTATO SHE'S HOLDING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Saying cancer is fucking cancer has never been censorship, faggot. If you want to be in a safespace where no ones tell you mean things, go back to reddit

Hi, Maisiefriend :)

Volunteer said it's one person who posts Maisies, while I proved the converstation with Sir Gifmaker were two different IPs. Plus, there's another user who posts Maisie every now and then. Volunteer has personal problem with /got/, that's why he wanted to make it cyclic "based" on strawpoll. BO recognised this and shut the biased, lying volunteer down, like a proper mod does.

yes

there is grappling that's where jiu jitsu is for if you combined that with sword fighting.
Its a disappointment since its not about being flashy or anything its about unarm the dude and later kill him, or getting unarmed and then try to take the sword away without getting cut and so on.

Right, that's what I figured. Thanks kendo user

That's funny, I remember the BO only saying not to make the threads cyclical.
He didn't say anything about you.

We're all Reddit, then. Maisie too

What? No.

I dont even know why even bother responding to one of the most cancerous poster ive ever seen, guy is going to keep trying to spin this. He is also convinced its just one or two haters telling him to stop being a cancerous piece of shit ruining threads

Yeah, that's why you belong there along with your hobgoblin waifu

Where exactly did I say BO said anything about me? It was proved Sir Gifmaker and me are two different people without BO's help. But more importantly, if you were here longer than four weeks since season started, you would have already known that yourself

Because he's like, a third of the thread. Statistically speaking, I'm bound to respond to him eventually.

One autist, two autists, who cares, you are both avatarfags and cancerous reddit cunts. I for one have no idea why the BO didn't enable ID's so that anyone who's fed up with your shit can just hide your cancerous posts, but whatever. Guy is probably a hotpocketeer who inflates his fragile ego with the fact that the board he moderates is a Top 5 board on a mongolian pottery plank board, and the only reason Holla Forums is even in the Top 10 is because of samefags like you who artificially boost this board's PPH.

I'm not convinced you understand what the word means.

Sorry, I don't think there's a word for "autist who typed half the posts in the fucking thread"

Much like cancer, they're also very hard to get rid of.

Hardly. Even if I did make like 30 posts, probably about 25 of them are strictly on-topic, not counting this metaposting farce that started now. Do you want to downvote me just because you don't agree with my opinions?

So things I learned in this thread

Anything I missed?

Yes, the show, it would appear.

Jesus fucking christ it's like you are doing it on purpose

he is

I learnt that partially meteor blades exist in real life…

Why is he so bent on being the ultimate cancer? Is he the last boss of 8ch?

Guy is getting off on being as obnoxious as he can, which is why he doesnt tripfag anymore.

For what purpose?

God forbid people be able to filter his bullshit.
But then he accuses you of being the "filterfag".

Why would anyone do that? I really don't understand

are they super swords?

The Ancient Egyptians used meteorite swords because they were easier to smelt than from ore. It was a sort of stepping stone towards 'regular' swords.

Calm the f*ck down.
He's doing it because you're so f*cking stupid that you can't help but reply to his sh*t

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The melanin empowered geniouses of ancient egypt also had nuclear reactors in dem pyramids, couldn't the kangz melt ore in one of those?

Were the ancient Valyrians black too?

WE WUZ DRAGON RIDERZ N SHIET

Don't make me check your privilege

They were darker than charcoal in the books, they got so much melanin they can resist fire, man. The show whitewashed them so it makes no damn sense now.

As soon as I saw her going near to the flames, I said to my mom "she's gonna put her hand into the fire". Not exactly, but something happened that proved, she is immune to fire damage.

Let's see what was in this episode:
"How can this be?"
It's funny, considering who plays her…

Yara was great though. The actress did a good job there.

Also, again, because of muh fireproof discussion, nobody got this tiny detail of D&D's wonderful writing á lá J.J. Abrams:

And Jon is okay with this.

Took the screencap longer then expected, because of all the serious and unfunny shit piled in the middle thread

Get fucked.

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This was really disappointing, I expected him to let loose a little fart before leaving the room and that was why he was walking so slowly.

That's exactly how I imagined the Targaryans to look like from reading dat book.

You've arrived, finally! I was getting worried. And you brought another great compilation again :)
So, your rating on the episode out of 10?
Never thought of it this way, haha.
This is nothing short of scandalous.

How about Tyrion's new scenes? Did you like them? And the episode climax with Dany, except it being predictable with the fire around her?

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Hol up, did I say read? Naw mane, dat shiet fo fuckbois, I meant that I like listened to da rap version if ya know wut I'm sayin.

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das wat ta fuk im sayin nigga, deez muhfukkas is trippin

>niggers
>reading

Why are people acting as if this is the first time she walks into fire? Didn't she got burned naked before?

Damn, missed the joke

Not this shit again.
Don't make me redtext more.

Dats her real face? Dayuuum.

Yes, but His Holiness GRRM said it was a one time thing in S1/first book at some Comic-con or something, so show creators aren't allowed to use it again, of course.
But then again, it's not exactly creative either, that criticism is valid.

I want to fuck his puckering boyhole

I see. Who the fuck cares about GRRM anyway?

I want to fuck the lord of the vale in his tight boypussy.

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GRRM is too old to remember everything about his own books now, I don't see why anything he says should be considered canon.

Book reading ASOIAF puritans, so about 90% of /got/

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JUST TAKE IT

Wow, must have been a rough nite with Khal Drogo.

I said GRRM doesn't know shit since he's just about to go senile. The books are obviously canon although I prefer to think of the show as the real version since the books will never ever finish.

That's why he keeps these two autistic leeches around to hoard all the obscure lore facts. He even said he checks the Wiki on his own work if he forgets something, that's quite telling.

Same here

Writefag here. You need to have a note list sometimes because you thought up something but you've forgotten a name, or a date, etc.

ASOIAF is about three million words itself, and while 80% of that is about shit or feasts, there is a lot of facts and character names in there.

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You're right, I guess, but having two designated autists to do it for you is taking it to a whole new level.

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You'd think he would do that himself instead of reading the fuggin wiki. Like what if some troll edited it just as he's writing the book? That's how Joe Snoe's mum got mixed up.

Nobel Prize in literature when?

why is he always wearing a star of david esque symbol on his hat?

Sunset found her in the grass…

That shit right there is some modern Tolkien shit.

lel

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You have to weigh that against having a search database.

My guess is for the most part what he'd look up would be stuff nobody would change, like the name of a hill or how many kittens were born in one chapter or the lineage of a minor house.

*dies of intestine rupture*

Is it even possible for this series to end in a satisfying manner? I just don't see how it could.

Based Tormund.

maybe CIA doing something

It comes down to the White Walkers. If they are the awesome snow angels of apocalypse they have been set up to be, the show and books will work.

If they don't peak beyond what's been shown (which so far had been good) then the whole series is a dud.

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CIA has a flight plan, hothead.

You know what would be decent show OC? If they merged Tormund with Sigorn's arc from the books instead of killing him and Jon made a new House with Tormund as Lord and Brienne as Lady. House Giantsbane or whatever.

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Oh, I ship Khal Maggdonos with Dany too. They're perfect for each other.

I swear her eyebrows are out of this world

Tormund is man enough to make Brienne feel like a woman.

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We were looking for these last year you fucker. :^)>>335792

Why are Britbongs so weird? who eats a lollipop like this?

ew. WTF is he doing?

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what a filthy little faggot

I see alot of discussion about medieval weaponry, but no mention of the best one.

that's not a katana;^)

Also the emphasis is on the DOSH part, because it means MONEY

I know, right?

I don't know… Around 6 or 7?
Miss Andy's ass was pretty good from one of the angles. She's the only thing that interests me in Mereen…
I liked it, but don't tell anyone

Because Holy Saint George Randolph Ralph or who said she isn't fireproof. The emphasis is on SAID, because he didn't wrote it down

Yeah, those people are the ones who doesn't make funny posts, just serious discussions about muh books on a board about tv-shows

Yeah, I can prove that too, as a fellow writefag

You are credit to threads, user!

I'm looking forward to this

Seriously, Tamer Hassan said that he survives the fire scene in an interview. So did they change the script or did some survive that scene?

Because it'd be pretty funny of Khal Fatso survived and was the only one that did so.

So what's the bet this happens?

What's the bet this happens?

And what is the bet I need more sleep?

Sauce OP?

He survived… by eating the rest! now he is Omega Khal!

Some user posted a bunch of these a while back.

You can find a bunch of it on rule34.paheal.net and other sites like it.

No offense, but why are you so obsessed with this guy? You made the same post 4 times about him. Who the hell is he? Why is his character important?

He's a Big Guy that's why

Was Stannis always destined to be cucked?

I'm just memeing (because the actor let himself go worse than Vin Diesel lmao).

I also think someone of the Dothraki is going to need to lead the 100,000 strong horde or so, and it'll likely be a man, because even show Daenerys knows nothing of warfare. And if all the Khals are dead…

Though she could just name a random bloodrider. But weren't the bloodriders with him?

Also another reason why I've posted about Khal Burger King so much is because the actor said it was a major role and happy to do it, but now he's torched after like 2 lines.

So they must have changed some aspect of the plot.

I think it was only the khals that were inside.

I could be wrong but I think some of Moro's bloodriders were in there bantzing too.

Mel's tits are too small.

So what edition will the next /got/ general be? Diaperanon edition?

The snow kangz better kill everyone in the end.

New thread -

8ch.net/tv/res/336796.html
8ch.net/tv/res/336796.html

Posting spoilers now -

Anyone seen the storm of kings porn parodies ?

Are they good ?

I am pretty sure they are better than the show anyway.

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"tits"

Damn, she must lift with those things.

My god, how thirsty can you even be?