Why did they pick an actress with no tits or ass to play Lara Croft?

wonder if the house of maus will allow her to do nude scenes in other movies.

This is a man that refuses to use soap. My guess is that all the popularity made him go insane.

That's quite a distance for a beard to go, seeing as at least some of their horde of children are actually biologically theirs.

I think that Brad was just mad for that pussy. Then she became a skeleton, cut those tits off and had her pussy scooped out and he found that he couldn't leave her because he's making all the money/he'd look like a douche (again).

But most of all I think he feared
Alimony

I don't think Brad's gay, though he may have done some casting couch stuff before he was famous.

It's pretty simple, Brad wanted to have kids, Jennifer Anniston refused to because she thought it would ruin her figure. Then he meets Angelina and she's the classic "Hollywood substance abuser with a hole to fill" she filled it with sex, she filled it with drugs, probably tried out some eastern religion, and then the two of them start talking, and he mentions how badly he wants to start a family and she's like "Me too! I want to have a ton of kids! I want to adopt some too!" "Dude, that sounds great! Using our wealth to care for children, having a big family, that would be awesome!"

And then he divorces Anniston and a couple years later they have eight kids. They're a very image-conscious couple, to an extremely arrogant extent I mean. Like, they said the reason they hadn't legally gotten married was in protest to gay people not being able to get married. If you're that far up your ass I could see the logic being "If we get pregnant we're setting a bad example because [blahblahblah]muh carbon footprint so let's say for every biological child we have, we adopt two"

Its plausible, but did you read

Its all fake and they are actors. All this protest of gays being able to marry, cutting off of tits, ovaries removed, adopting cambodian and ethiopian kids, c'mon, its only obvious by now.
Their whole relationship is a sham.

Jennifer Anniston is probably a beard for a few other dudes too including John meyer

at least alicia is qt

if they had gone with rey it would have been boring as shit

10/10 for ladydicks alone

yes, that's the actual song lyrics

repeat it like 4 times and then instrumental break

pic related

Star Wars Rogue One will be a hit and you know it.

Megan Fox would actually be appropriate for the role of Lara Croft. Shallow, hot like a stripper, will punish your ass literally and figuratively. God damn pedos and homos and Pedowood only cast women who remind them of little boys.

She's not English though, and she can't act so watching her try to imitate an English accent would be painful - for us.