Dothraki invented gasoline?
how the hell else do you spill a little coal and have an arena burst into flame within a few seconds?
this character fucking sucks and the actress is pure shit at her job
Dothraki invented gasoline?
how the hell else do you spill a little coal and have an arena burst into flame within a few seconds?
this character fucking sucks and the actress is pure shit at her job
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What happened this time? Can someone give me a quick summary?
WUZ
She was in a room and knocked over some torches and that caused a massive fireball to erupt somehow.
QUEENZ
Did she at least burn to death?
She's immune to fire remember?
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The Dothraki are awaited in Valhalla all shinny and chrome!
Those tits doe
I was really hoping we would get to see her pubic mound or vagina
But only cgi boobs like always. i fucking hate this show
Tits are real according to her archive.is
It's the background that's CGI. They shot the scene in two different places.
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forget kelly c's bush, when is salsa going to spread them ass cheeks
Never
SQUATTING
That's a butt I really want to spank
They are made of CGI, son.
She's lying.
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when?
the problem wasn't emilia clarke, unless she directed the episode
that scene had terrible direction
lies, her real body is pudgy now
How many times are we going to see people kneel and kiss her ass simply because MUH FYRE AND BLUD?
Christ that dumb cunt can wow an audience with parlour tricks but has totally zero long term planning or diplomacy.
Who wants to bet she fucks the dwarf's plans up in the next episode?
why is she so perfect?
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I take it from the lack of answers that there have been no vaginas on GoT
didn't this show spend an entire episode setting an entire harbor full of ships on fire WITH GREEN MAGIC FLAMEZ
why would you point out when things arent realistic
If it's any consolation Martin loves his Mary Sue too.
I wish he at least had the decency of killing her after another string of completely avoidable fuckups.
She showed her pussy in this scene. Back in the days, the good old days, when this show might as well have been a porno.
Pick one.
She's not particularly Sue-ish in Martin's books. At least, not to the extent that D&D have made her out to be.
Her leadership of Mereen has been one fuck up after another, she marries Hizdahr zo Loraq who, in the very least, tried to poison her. Ser Barristan, rather than falling to his knees and begging to serve her in awe of her strength or whatever, disguises himself as Arstan Whitebeard until he can be completely sure that Daenerys isn't crazy like Aerys was.
ok, but was the vagina visible?
I only recall seeing pubic hairs
I can't remember because I can't find video of the scene.
I'm fairly certain she spread her legs.
If it had been any other character they'd have been dead by now, yet she keeps on breathing, despite having the mental prowess of a poodle.
I'm likely forgetting a ton of other shit because I can't be arsed to reread the books or watch the TV show.
Still not a mary sue, mary sues have no flaws. She just haves plot shielding.
What flaws does she have? Being a retard? In the book that is merely portrayed as her being merciful. Nobody certainly criticizes her for completely shitting the bad time and again.
The only instance of this was that old witch that aborted her mutant spawn calling her out on her shit, and even then she was portrayed as the tragic victim.
And just to add, Mary Sues aren't flawless, it's just that their "flaws" are further embellishments of their character.
When a non-Mary Sue is kind and merciful they die, when Dany is merciful she gets people killed, but then gets some other OP buff and can cry about how hard she's got it.
Except that, in the books, Daenerys' hair and eye colour isn't uncommon to people from Lys. In fact, one of the theories is that 'Aegon' is just a peasant boy that Varys pulled off the streets of Lys to pose as Aegon VI
Yes they do. Ser Barristan tries to hammer it into her time and time again that she's wasting her time trying to liberate Slaver's Bay, but she never listens.
It certainly is uncommon enough for people to assume he's a genuine Trag from looks alone. How long do you think the Cheese Lord looked around until he found a mummer's dragon he could shill as the genuine article?
And he gets to look like the party pooper.
So now you have two people that called her out on her shit, three if you count Mormont, and they all come across as mean bullies trying to stop the fair queen from bringing righteous multiculturalism to the whole continent.
found a gif but apparently it's too big to post, so here's the url instead:
porn.com
looks like just the pubic mound to me
They all do, she has a whole band of men telling her all the wrong things she is doing.
She is bad at politics, she is naive, she is not pragmatic. There are so many characters in the show that prove the writer is aware of those flaws and they aren't seen as 'qualities'.
Cool your jets, wank a few times and then stop ruining the show for yourself by projecting your insecurities on it…
They believe he is because Jon Connington says he is, and he looks the part.
Not long, seeing as they're also not uncommon in whorehouses.
I'm pretty sure Tyrion's first encounter with Jorah had Jorah trying to fuck a whore that looked exactly like Daenerys.
And suffers no lasting consequences because of it.
Her alpha male husband and "chosen one" child die? She gets dragons.
Her rape horde leaves her? She gets the Unsullied.
Her previous kingdom is lot? She gets a new one.
I guarantee you that the next book will have her come out of her latest pickle smelling of roses, likely having all those not-Mongols bow down to her.
If that were the case you'd have Trag impostors growing like weeds everywhere.
about that…
Fuck, the next seasons, whatever continuation of the plot gets there first.
I mean, compare Dany to all the other characters that fuck up and get to pay for it.
Gets killed and stuffed.
Also "killed". Here's hoping his revival doesn't go smoothly, otherwise he'll be the Gary Stu of the story.
Gets his nose cut off making him even uglier and is now a career circus dwarf.
Loses his hand, and with it the only worthwhile skill he has.
Gelded
Did you not finish Dance with Dragons? He teamed up with the Second Sons.
And as a result learned that he makes a pretty good diplomat.
I finished it years ago, and even then barely by skipping through all the non-Westeros chapters.
Doesn't take much to be a good diplomat in Westeros. Just don't be an asshole.
How can you talk shit about how Daenerys never suffers consequences for her actions when you haven't even read the relevant chapters?
what are you, gay?
So when is she going to get killed?
What consequences does she ever suffer? The only big one is the death of her husband and unborn child. The readers are supposed to feel bad that a butchering monster, and the child that was prophesied to be the GoT Genghis Khan are now dead.
Also, far as I recall fuckall happens in her chapters. The Westeros delegation comes to suck her dick, they get eaten by her dragon, her dragons keep chimping out and eating sheep, Ser Barristan keeps telling her she's a dumb cunt but nobody listens to him, the Sons of the Harpy or whatever they are called keep pestering her, Dany still refuses to go to fucking Westeros, she marries some cunt that is a bigger faggot than Daario, they try to kill her, she flees on her dragon and gets surrounded by the not-Mongol horde while she's busy shitting herself.
There, did I cover all the relevant points? Her chapters are boring as fuck and complete filler. You could just skip them all to the end and read her last chapter and still not miss anything of importance.
Because the Trags are faggots.
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Robb is not a POV character.
As for the rest, Daenerys didn't just lose her son and husband, she lost the ability to have children ever. Which means that, if she ever did manage to take back Westeros for the Targaryen dynasty it's all for shit anyway because she's the last of her line and she can't produce any heirs.
This is easily as bad as Tyrion and Jamie's battle scars, it's exactly the same as Theon losing his balls.
All this bitch has going for her is her dragons, and I highly doubt the dragons are going to outlast the Others. She's going to make it to King's Landing, blow it up, then head North and die.
Which is a blessing considering her whole inbred line seems to only ever produce madmen and retards.
Yeah, only they didn't get OP as fuck dragons out of the deal. And Theon didn't lose his balls, he had his dick cut off.
Again, consequences that are crippling to other characters only ever bring benefit to Dany.
Don't be so sure. Martin is shit enough to actually make her the victor, and then go eat a nigger's cum out of his wife's vagina to reward himself.
Oh yeah, I think she's going to win, don't get me wrong. There's no doubt in my mind she and her dragons will rape the shit out of the ice cunts.
She just won't survive the fight.
OP as fuck but she can't control them, and Victarion is on his way to Essos to steal them with his magic Dragon horn.
Martin didn't specify what Ramsay cut off, other than some of his fingers and toes.
Also, to be fair, Dany's life was really shitty before she got her hands on those dragons. Them coming to life was a freak accident.
Yet they're always there to save her stupid ass. They do it in the temple, and they do it again in Mereen.
I guarantee you that this will backfire and will actually gift Dany the ability to control them.
I can't understand why you retards don't see the pattern here. Seven books of Dany always having whatever she needs at any point in time falling into her lap and you still think she'll actually live to suffer the consequences of her actions.
IIRC he counts one finger too many. Now, riddle me this, what could he have meant when he said that?
About as shit as the life of any other Mary Sue. Shit "enough" to make the audience feel bad for her but not shit enough to have any lasting consequences.
The whole chain of events concerning her has been an endless stream of fortuitous "freak accidents" that see her hit the jackpot whenever the plots demands she has something.
lmao nigga if you think her Viserys-only education isn't gonna bite her in the ass whenever she gets to Westeros…
Quote me the exact passage.
Nobody's arguing that she isn't shit. We're just arguing that she's not a Mary Sue. Not in the books, at least. The show is a different story entirely.
I'm sure she'll fuck up like she always does.
I'm equally sure she'll suffer no lasting consequences and likely make a profit out of it.
And another passage:
There, you stupid cunt.
HOW MANY GAME OF THRONES THREADS DO WE NEED ALONG WITH A PERMANENT GENERAL THREAD?
A LOT OF THEM!
How does this prove that Ramsay only cut off his dick and not his balls too?
What does this prove at all?
boiledleather.com
Here's a collection of relevant passages pointing toward the fact that Theon has no dick anymore.
Were you born retarded or something?
martin is a huge SJW, I'm quite sure she will be the victor and queen of both westeros and whatever she conquered in essos at the end
Were you? I never argued Ramsay didn't cut off his dick. You argued that Ramsay left him his balls.
I never did you cretin.
Do point out where I said that.
See
Well, my bad then. Should have written genitalia. When I said dick I meant to imply penis+testicles.
He will die before he gets the chance tho.
Not the same as she gets to whore around without the wory of an unwanted bastard.
op confirmed for literal retard
he watches got, what did you expect?
I liked her brother more, he was clearly on the verge of becoming completely insane, which would have been cool if he had dragons to back him up. Would have been a fun character later in the series.
why live
To see how it ends.
Yeah, having someone batshit insane in control of the dragons would have been great. What's the fun in having dragons if there isn't a tyrant commanding them to eat people?
What happened to Holla Forums and spoilers?
Do people not care anymore and not spoil images at all now?
That's not what spoilers are for.
Literally the victim of both global events and personal betrayals.
He was still a cunt
Why?
He kept her around so he could fuck her. See, even Viserys wanted to fuck Dany.
Do we really have to keep on bumping two got threads?
Not only that but she was worth a lot more than what he would have gotten from a brothel, you know, she was worth an army and gold.
I won't get 55 will I
it was the cringiest scene
she comes across as even worse in the series
it may just be Clarke's absolutely shitty acting and the retarded melodramatic direction of her scenes
that was supposed to be some hyper flamable substance, so its semi-plausible
here it was just some coal that fell on the dirt dirt
The strong implication in the books is that he slowly went mad like his father.
and Dany is going the same way
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multiple ones
until the mods implement ID's so the maisie filth can be shoa'd
Read up on Greek fire, user.
The scene is really analogous to the Sand Snake coup
oil has a tendency to run through holes
which is why they used coal in those situations, dumb fuck
Honestly the only explanation would be some kind of control over the flames, making her a pyromancian, but that would be pretty retarded.
(Accidentally hit post)
Well, she's already pretty retarded so…
The lamps Dothraki of that region use are closed on the bottom, where the oil is stored. She timed it to happen just after the lamps' oil wells were refilled.
MISS ME YET ?
She also did a quick fluid modeling based on volume calculation to make sure the oil would all reach the walls (you can imagine the embarassment if it just petered out in front of the Khals), and with her knowledge of Dothraki construction materials and the precipitation patterns of the Dothraki grasslands, she knew that the temple would burst into flame within a few seconds of contact.
All that was left was the behavior of the trapped Khals, but Dany's insights into Dothraki psychology told her they would flounder about, pushing against the thin mud walls of the temple but being inable to escape.
Dany's knowledge of architecture also told her that the roof or ceiling would not collapse on her in the midst of the flames, and she knew due to her intricate knowledge of the wind patterns of Vaes Dothrak that the carbon monoxide which should have killed everyone inside (including her) would instead be carried away on the wind.
I assumed she had the other girl spreading oil around the hut for her. She said she needed her helped, but it wasn't specified what she did.
Meh. He was no better than Bolton.
He was better in this respect:
Bad things happened to him, too. Tywin slapped him down, people got off good one liners on him that flummoxed him. He was often slapped or shown up.
Ramsay has Villain Sue plot armor. Nothing bad happened to him except for japes from Roose.
Why do you people insist on making absolute affirmations on an ongoing story?
It may be just the buildup for a maximium pwnage.
Why did Bran fall out the window; some unrealistic things means everything is out the window, right? Fucking gravity.
Fuck you and your fucking shit argument.
This is retard-tier-trolling. I have no idea why its working, but all you're doing is looking retarded while doing it.
Theon killed his ho and escaped Winterfell with his wife, and now he's about to get his shit wrecked by Jon Snow.
A lot, actually.
Before he died there was an actual interesting endgame to the show. Someone gets into town, kills the shit, and sits on the throne. Lannisters defeated, game ends, and then they do whatever about the ice demons.
Now? The remaining of the Lannisters are being shown as characters we're supposed to be sympathetic towards and their story doesn't really feel connected to any of the other stories. Anyone finally shows up and it'll be more "oh, yeah, right ,that" than an actual closure.
agree
Martin shitted it all up with feast of crows and DWD, they were good books in their own respect, Crows being better IMO because of the Greyjoys, but he really fucked himself plot wise
He shouldn't have scrapped his plans to do a time skip. He's written five books, two of them massive and yet they only cover three years in what is supposed to be a ten plus year winter.
I assumed she had Jorah and that mexican prep the room with oil or something.
That was what she needed their help with right?
If the spoilers are right, Ramsay will win the battle against Jon but only lose because CIA brings friends.
But someone would've noticed by the smell, or how slippery/sticky the floor was right?
You can't just douse a place in fantasy!gasoline and have no-one notice
The spoilers have already been proven wrong. They said Dany was going to be saved by Drogon, instead she burned the Khals herself.
CIA said he was going to support Sansa against the Boltons with the intention of marrying her to the Arryn retard
so that means CIA is going to help Jon Snow destroy the Boltons…