/got/ general

/got/ STRONK WOMYN EDITION

Fuck this Mary Sue show with their writing. The shit they took on this is bigger than Lord Tywin's after Tyrion shot him in the bowels.

HAHA! TIME TO CULTURALLY ENRICH MEREEN AGAIN!

I'M ALMOST AS MAD AS WHEN STANNIS BURNED SHIREEN
WHAT THE FUCK

Can't wait for the scene where Davos bends the knee to Brienne and apologizes for Stannis's evil ways and begs her forgiveness.

Stay mad, cumskin.

Sansa "I will take back North"
Missandei "We must fight the slavers"
Cersei "We must detroy High Bernie"
Yara (aka Asha) "I Must rule the Iron Islands"

MARY SUE

How it should go:

"Hey, that crazy nude witch with the cgi boobs just killed all our leaders by locking them in a room and burning them alive. We should probably stone her before she uses magic on us."

Why is she a good guy for murdering a bunch of dudes to usurp power but Roose is a bad guy? Oh yeah, she has a vagina and Roose has got a wee wee.

IT'S ONLY BAD WHEN STANNIS DOES IT

Why didn't a single one of them decide to just kill her so that he at least took her with him? Why did they just curl up and die? I assume burning to death/passing out from smoke inhalation takes at least a couple of minutes, more than enough to choke a bitch. Aren't these supposed to be battle hardened raiders?

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JUST

Everyone's so triggered over Dany using a power that's already been establish that no one's talking about just how retarded it was that she just pushed over a few fucking cauldrons and was able to murder every fucking Khal.

Holy shit what a bad scene.

Have you never watched this show before?

NO MUH STRONK KHALEESI STORMBORN

HEY NIGGER IT HASN;T BEEN ESTABLISHED BEFORE YOU DUMB CUNT
ABLE TO TAKE HOT BATHS AND TOUCH A SPOON AFTER PUTTING IT IN A MICROWAVE DOES NOT MEAN SHE CAN WALK THROUGH A FUCKING BONFIRE

IN B4 "BUT MUH SHOW NEVER SAID THAT"
THE SHOW DOESN'T FUCKING EXPLAIN ANYTHING ANYMORE NIGGER YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE UP REASONS FOR WHY ANY OF THIS SHIT WORKS

HOW THE FUCK DID THEON GET TO PYKE SO FAST?

So, was that really Emilia's tits or did they just use CG?

I know we saw her face and tits in the same shot but you can never tell these days, especially with the fuckery they pulled last season.

They all had to panic because the entire place was totally drenched in gasoline.

Seriously, how the hell did it burn that fast? And it was a grass hut. Those fucking guys could crash through the walls, especially once the structure weakened.

And why wasn't Dany in danger of falling debris? And she's immune to smoke inhalation too? So can she breathe underwater or just filter out ash from her lungs?

They were surrounded by fire, to which she is invulnerable.

Honestly, Brienne is annoying me much more than Mother of Dragons right now.

Guys, okay, I figured it out.
So that ring that Dany dropped at the end of last season? The one that Jorah found? D&D never showed this on air, but it's really a ring that granted her the fire subtype! So he passed it to her while the camera wasn't looking and she slipped it on and that's how she was able to survive an entire fucking bonfire.

Do you not remember the birth of the dragons?

But as it was established in the first season these are not people who are afraid of pain or dying and would likely place revenge above surviving themselves. In fact pulling a stupid ignore pain stunt is what ended up giving Drogo an infection that killed him.

Also why did the people outside the hut bow down in reverence for Dany instead of hanging her for being a witch that survived a fire that killed all of their best and bravest warriors?

Yeah, the show didn't say that. And as someone who only read the first book, I, along with I'm assuming the general audience, deduced that she had the power of fire immunity.

CGI

How did Theon get a boat? How did he survive in the cold of winter with no spare
Clothes, furs, or food? How did he elude the Boltons, or the other northern houses who hate his guts? Where did he get money to pay for passage? What boats are going from the north to the iron islands? Did he stop off in Bravos or some other city to do a layover? Why did he never change out of his rags?

Why was he not mentioned in Ramsay's letter? Does Ramsay know he's going to the Iron Islands? If he knows that why did he let him go?

That's why I posted her, she's fucking terrible. And the worst part is that they will never kill her off. She doesn't even have the excuse of being magical like Dany, she's just invincible and perfect because she's a woman, that;s it.

THREE PEOPLE DIED AND DRAGONS CAME BACK TO LIFE
IT'S MAGIC NIGGER, IT WAS THE MIRACLE OF THE EVENT NOT HER FUCKING SKIN JUST BEING ABLE TO HANDLE THAT SHIT 24/7

It's not the show that's bad. It's all the cunts to whom you can't say anything in favor of the show or against it.

Who would be the best showrunner for a Western Animation version of ASOIAF?

I think Ralph Bakshi, as much of a leftist that he is, would at least adapt it faithfully with enough of a budget.

Getting cut is quite a bit different to having your entire body drenched in flame.

Because she killed their best and bravest warriors and they value strength.

Because race and cultural identity are spooks, silly!

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I honestly think the script originally had Drogon just incenerate the whole place and instantly kill everyone in it except for Kelly C of course, at least until Jew and Jew decided that they couldn't afford CGI dragons AND tits.

God, no, there's no way we'd get anything but noodle-armed CalArts bullshit.

It's coming back in vogue now, with shit like the Samurai Jack reboot.

Honestly, I think Tomm Moore would do a good job.

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We wouldn't want to taint your adult and mature HBO series with silly fantasy shit, would we?

WOW SEASON 1 FINALE ALL OVER AGAIN

THANKS D&D FIVER YEARS OF THIS SHOW TO BE BACK WHERE WE FUCKING STARTED

FIVE YEARS TO BE BACK WHERE WE STARTED

IT'S LIKE
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Exactly, so when they tried pushing the door open and realized it was blocked they must have known they would not live. They had absolutely nothing to lose by going for revenge. Why didn't they go for revenge knowing they would not survive instead of just sit down and die? Why would their people assume she killed them through means that are in accordance with their ways such as battle feats rather than with blonde hair sorcery that they've been established to despise? Why would khals bother having duels with each other if just burning each other to death in their sleep is just as respectable?

She's a foreigner who used weird magic on them and burned down their temple.

The 'we should kill her' faction would at the very least make a compelling plea.

Holy shit, is this what tumblrites actually believe?
Dany is probably the most boring iteration of a Mary Sue to date.

They're making her out to be a Christ parable. I seem to remember Jesus liked to burn temples too.

I really doubt ASOIAF would work in a goofy art style like that. Honestly I'd say anime is the best format for something like this.

The altar was pretty much surrounded by walls of flame

Now that would have made more sense to me. Dany calls out to Drogon, tells him to burn up the Khals, and then threatens the Dothraki to follow her or get burnt. That would have shown some force than just making her be a messiah again.

TRIPS CONFIRM

oh lawdy, what did I miss :^)

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Some shit you'd probably lap up like the dog you are, Maisiefag.

Brienne is worse. Much worse. She's Tumblr incarnate in looks and personality.

Coincidence?

You may want to re-check you Bible. Jesus never burned anything.

the fuck you on about m8

I never thought of Dany as a Mary Sue. She fucks up quite a bit, really. Is it her character that's bad or just the way Clarke is playing her?

Burning, destroying, whatever. Same thing.

why do I hate myself?

The fact that Clarke can't act doesn't help her character, no.

What shitshow of a site is that?

What pit do you find these autists in?

Both. Clarke is pan face no emotion fucking native american totem face, not including 'muh slaves' she bases her terrible ruling decisions on. She isnt any better in the books. The only cool things about her chapter is the stuff surrounding her. In the last 2 books all her chapters are of her eating sugared plums and deciding whos cock she as going to ride that night.

Needs to be +200lbs more for tumblr level.

Watch this clip, niggers

Tell me Tomm Moore couldn't do a better job than D & D

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Tempted to make an account calling him out for being racist toward the Dothraki.

It's nice to know there will always be retards with no standards who will lap up whatever shit HBO serves them.

Do it

Because despite all her fucking up things still go her way.
Even in what should've been her comeuppance, dragons whoosh in to save her and she can just use her fire immunity trick to get a big new army!

Killing the khals and doing the whole fire trick again should've resulted in the Dothraki killing her for being a witch.

The only reason I still watch this shit is to see what CIA's ultimate plan is.

D&D are just going to get him unceremoniously killed off in some contrived way. They'll probably have Brienne or Sansa do it when he comes to try and save her from the Boltons. Fuck everything.

The place is a grab bag, that's for sure.

She claims it isn't archive.is/svnSq

I was hoping I'd never see shit like this ever again when I stopped using forums at age 12

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Even Martin said that D&D just don't seem to understand that everybody likes CIA. To them he's just this jolly, funny guy who knows how to work miracles with money.

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Even then, why are they asking CIA to act like he's obviously manipulating people?

Unless that's Just Aiden having fun with the role.

I definitely get that last bit. I don't like how she was able to get away with that twice.

The sheer fact that they portray Dany as good and Stannis as bad is appalling.

She kill,ed way more innocents than Stannis ever did, and him killing his own daughter was for the good of the realm.

Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Thought Clark had signed a no-nudity contract.

Him killing his own daughter was a show only invention, and a completely out of character one at that.

I hate the show so much I almost enjoy it

I dont know, Kells had some pretty dark parts with the vikings killing (because they all but showed it) defenseless Christians.

That's how you know he's the bad guy and it was a good thing Brienne killed him!

Let's be real: Stannis is gonna burn his daughter. It's too tragic not to happen.
It's definitely not going to happen as awfully as it did in the show.
For some fucking snow? Seriously, D&D?

Hey, remember Dorne?

All that time on that arc, you'd think it would go somewhere, right?

They hated Stannis and they hated Ned. They hate any character to isn't either weak, cowardly, dishonest, or a woman. Total kikes.

CIA IS BACK

He's trapped in a blizzard at least a few hundred miles away. How will he burn his daughter?

I think they heard that Shireen got burned, and """"""""""assumed"""""""""" Stannis did it.

Stannis won't burn his daughter. Melisandre probably will, after prodding from Mrs Stannis.

In the books Stannis had the good sense not to take his wife and child to battle with him.

Speaking of which, are we supposed to hate Tyrion now?

I never saw Stannis as bad. And, to be honest, I don't think his burning Shireen was out of character for SHOW Stannis. His actor was good enough to make me almost feel Stannis and understand that, in his mind, he had little choice but to put his feelings aside and live out his fate.

When he murders the Boltons and heads back to the wall, where he will find a shit ton of Others waiting on the other side of the wall to dick him and every human being he's ever known.
Then he's gonna toss Shireen into the fire for muh lightbringer then we're gonna find out, whoops, Jon's really Azor Ahai all along! Poor Stannis, that's what he gets for believing in prophecy.

How so? Other than having this fag replace Sean Bean?

Ned was the only character they adapted completely faithfully.

Dillane was great.

Watch any interview where they discuss Ned they shittalk him to no end.

Why would anyone hate Tyrion?

But they didn't even get the tone of his story right.
We should have seen this coming from the start.

But it was. He loved his daughter and considered her the most precious thing to him in the whole world. His wife hated their daughter.

And D&D completely reversed their personalities when they burned her.

And Bobby B.

Plus, Viscerys, while not 100%, made me feel for the guy.

Seaosn 1 was great.

He won't stop slavery.

What did they do wrong? It was basically the book.

What did they say exactly?

That shit is hard.
Why do people think it's going to be easy to liberate slaves from a society where 8 out of 10 people are slaves?

not muh noir

Mesandei and Grey Worm think so.

I call bullshit.

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Of course he loved his daughter, but it's still possible to love his daughter and not waver from his decision. He firmly believed in the prophesy that he was to become king. In his head, he felt he had no choice but to do what he did. Davos saved his life and Stannis still took his fingers because the law is the law.

If anything Stannis believed all along there was a power greater than himself and his desires to which he had to obey. If you look at him like that his burning of Shireen still makes sense.

I think what makes it look sort of odd is that they greenscreened the background.

Season 1 was true to the book. It was most coherent and flowing book written so far. Everything clicked and made sense story, etc. It was all downhill from there.

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Please be careful about what you say, you almost triggered me again.

And only people who let their emotions get the better of them fail to understand where he's coming from.

This is not to say that Tyrion is right, only that he may not understand who he's dealing with.

Tyrion is the only character with half-brain and wisdom to make politically decent decision from everything falling apart. Everyone else is ideological and naive. And we know how that turns out.

What? What did I say wrong?

Stannis don't believe in no gods, man.

When I say 'higher power' I don't necessarily mean gods. The law, for instance, is a higher power.

Keep in mind, I'm talking only of show Stannis. I understand if people don't like the way he was changed from the book. But in the show, his character still made sense.

And Sparrow didn't kill homos.

Show is fanfic.

I don't think he's killed any homos in the show either. Not yet, at least.

The way that post is written shows that guy is a faggot, but he's not wrong. The show is basically just D & D shitting out whatever is easiest for them to shoot regardless of what makes sense.

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What gay people did he kill on the show?

That's what my showfag friend told me last year.
It still pisses me off.
I don't give a shit if a character is consistent with the show but not with the books. D&D has continually turned characters into the exact opposite of who they were in the books, and that shit is never okay no matter how well they do it and believe me, they don't do it well.

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I think 'Willis' best demonstrates that these aren't even the same characters any more

So what's the fucking point?

Pretty sure they killed some boy fucking noble when they raided a brothel in the show.

Well who knows…maybe twenty, thirty years down the line someone will do the show you want.

No they won't.
Because then they'll be doing an adaptation of GoT because of how popular it is.
It's all over, man.

GoT movie when?

Where the fuck is Bronn? That's all I want to know at this point.

who is the faggot posting screencaps of some reddit-tier circlejerk?
just fuck off and stay there, don't bring that shit here.

He jumped overboard when he saw Gendry's rowboat and got the fuck out.

It'll never have the potential that this show had and wasted.

Now what am I gonna have to wait for?

Death.

Okay, let's say you get the show exactly how it is in the books, but it's all anime. You still down?

bookspergs would actually prefere anime, pay attention

The books pretty much already are an anime.

true

If it was well animated, then yes. It's all about the presentation.

I just want them to kill off the Sandsneks in the most horrible fashion.

Why?

This. All the characters and plot lines I cared about are pretty much over, I just watch because I feel like I have to at this point.

I still like the show.

rehashing old shit is common in filler though.

What was worse, Superhero Dany or the sneks genociding House Martell to avenge House Martell?

Fuck off tripfag.

idk how to feel about D&D going full tumblr parody with Dany yet.

Dany Sue is by far worse than the Sand Sluts, at least the sand sluts can be ignored.

Dany.
Dorne was completely retarded, but at least it didn't go against GRRM's express laws of the universe.

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We all know it's going to happening

rulecuck

What a bunch of fucking crap

This is the first episode where I have fastforwarded the majority of it out of boredom.
At this point the only part of the story I care about is the night's watch.

The rest is just godawful.

fam

another 10/10

and yet she always comes out on top thanks to plot armor in a world where everyone else can die at any time for any mistake they've made.

this. also, what makes anyone think these people would follow the crazy foreign sorceress who just murdered their leaders?

at least the last time she pulled this trick she had her dragons with her. now she's just a murderous bitch performing a magic trick in front of people that hate magic.

tl;dr you didn't read the books OR watch the show and can't even be bothered to wiki something

After all this. in the last part of the story, just as she is finally about to sail to westeros. She dies of something completely random and anti-climactic, like eating a bad sandwich or falling down some stairs.

sand sluts were even less relevant than dany

Why are there so many scenes that are in complete darkness this entire season? Jon keeps talking in the dark, Ramsay keeps talking in the dark, I can't een see their fucking faces, just a dark screen with maybe an eye if I'm lucky.

Here is a screenshot of a great fight scene from the recent episode. I can see the dothraki guy attacking Jorah really well.

shit episode.

redeemed only by probable CGI tits.

It's a bottle episode, probably a budget buster coming up soon.

WHY DID THEY NOT REMOVE ALL THE IRON ISLANDS SHIT FROM THE TV SHOW

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE BORING FUCKS

this just started bothering you 6 seasons in?

No, but before I could at least make out some stuff that was happening.

Now it's this shit all the time.

fucking kek, just read the recap on vox
what the fuck are they even talking about?

Tyrion summoned the masters to his city and made a deal, in which the masters will stop slavery, not now, but in the next seven years so they could prepare economically. In exchange the masters will pull their support from sons of the harpy.

Then everyone calls him evil fo this, because muh slave years are a long time, not understanding how sudden abolishing of slavery would fuck things up even further, even though they lived through it.

real tits fyi

no, I know what happened, just wondering how anyone could possible arrive to that conclusion aside from being a raging leftard.

well, they could use Tyrion's pragmatism as a contrast to Dany's stupidity and try to redeem her storyline in the process, but so far I have no reason to believe D&D are smart enough to go down that road.

pretty good CGI there

almost believed it was really Emilia's body

also, a comment from the vox article

fucking kek

How did Theon get a ship and travel to the Iron Islands so fast?
How does CIA go from the Vale to Winterfell in one episode?
How did Bronze Yohn Royce know Sansa was married to Ramsay?

I thought Vox was pro-slavery

only if the slaves are white

oh wait, I thought you meant Vox Day

is nobody gonna bring up CIAs "travel plans" followed by threats of not flying so good?

we have bigger problems right now

It is archive.is/svnSq

What's to bring up?

considering he's about to pop up at where Sansa is next episode, he seems to have a pretty tight flight plan.

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That's why it's archived, nigger

archiving doesn't make it any more reliable a source

All righty then

So was Tamar Hassan the fat Dothraki?

Because he's really let himself go. Apparently Tamar said he survives this scene…somehow.

what reason is there to trust Emilia Clarke?

If she was so concerned about people 'objectifying' her that she'd go as far as to use a double, she wouldn't then claim that it is 100% her so that people can jerk off.

I am happy I only watch this shit ironically. It just keeps spiralling down doesn't it?

Just watched the episode. What the hell? Did she fart into some flames or something?

You know what sucked, guys? The Red Wedding. That was really low of Walder Frey, trapping all those people in like that that meant no harm to him because of his petty, instantly slighted nature.

Anyways, here's a totally unrelated video.

the red wedding really did suck, because it got such a huge reaction that D&D became obsessed with recreating that moment in every episode ever since. now we need le shock tweests and murders every week so plebs can talk about what happened in their weekly fix of medieval fantasy WWE.

So… will they kill Ramsey slowly like every guy he killed or will he have a bullshit one stab death?

If this show is going to be shit at least give me the satisfaction of having Ramsey raped and skinned by the wildings.

It was an OK episode, will there be something awesome next week?

I don't remember the whole thing it felt like a filler episode, only to preparer for the inevitable war in the North with Jon Snow and Sansa stronk womyn.

Also the whole fatty going away from the flames, again only to be seen as something divine.
I wonder wouldn't the dunecoons or whatever one should call em, try to kill her while they where burning or something?

I kinda wonder if next episode will show Brand being buttfucked by the nightking, it looks like it in the preview.

Also only 6 episode to go.

Daenerys has a vagina. It makes it all okay.

Brandon becomes King of the Real North :^)

So the nightking is going to buttfuck Brandon later they get married, or is it some dream killing sequence where he kills him and then stick his benis in a corps so he becomes a king. I've forgotten the lore of the nightking.

this makes way more sense than it should

Look I dislike Dany being a Mary Sue, but those aren't nearly the same thing.
The Red Wedding was a event where the host betrayed his guests. Dany was not a "guest" like Robb Stark was, she was a prisoner and they intended to gangrape her afterwards.

I think it was Huber or one of the gametrailers guys that said. WWE is like anime dumb characters and plotlines.

It is the WWE of tv series if one just look at what wrestling is, its a theater drama with plotlines and characters, sure they can't act worth a shit but its only the hardcore fans that cares about the plotline in wrestling, hell even UFC has become a drama thing, then some retards tell me its like gladiator battles. If one want to watch gladiator battles just watch Battle of the Nations.
Not super brutal but still brutal, there are some head injuries and its still hacking with swords on a hot summer day with steel medieval armor.
Fun watch.

She was more than a guest, she was basically holy. She knew the tradition as well, and she knew what she would get by defying it all the way back in season 1. They were full of hot air, they weren't going to do shit until after she threatened the fuck out of them Walder Frey style.

doesn't change the fact that her storyline sucks dick because D&D cannot into character development. pretty much all the characters on the show right now are 1-dimensional, doing rehashes of the same old shit without any growth in mind, only existing as plot devices to drive the story.

What angers me the most is that her clothes were burned, but this, this wasn't. Boobs are the best with let down hair.

This show is complete feminist propaganda now, catering to the American spoiled Princess demographic.

Really? I didn't get that impression. Because if she really was holy, there would be no need for trial on what to do with her and they would leave her alone.

The only reason they have a trial is because she broke the rules. If she can leave, anyone can leave. But they still weren't going to do shit. It was empty threats, and the ones that were serious wouldn't have mattered compared to Khal Moro.

they were willing to give her a trial, which already shows their reverence toward the widows of khals.
she's the one shitting on their traditions by refusing to take her place among the dosh khaleen, so their contempt for her is entirely justified.

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Well shit looks like that leak of character's deaths is legit. Every death so far has been confirmed.
Ramsay is going to kill Wun Wun and lots of wildlings next.

i've fell of my sofa in laughters DDD
it's absolutly ridiculous.
HAHAHA
my sides

Sansa wanting to kill that … what did she say yet? … : MONSTER!
HAHAHA!
my sides!

this show is totally ridiculous!

and not a single fuck will be given

his father's dead!
DDDD
my sides!

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felt like shitty tumblr fanfic tbh

you know how girls be

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MY SIDES!

SAYS SANSA STARK!
hahahahahA!

i call BS.

Ramsay has become the most boring villain on the show. he's a non-character that only exists so that D&D can kill off excess characters they don't know how to write into future plotlines.

I just wanted a good adaption.
I just wanted a good ending.
I never asked for this trainwreck.
I hate it but I can't look away.
life is pain

JUST

UNFUCK

He looks almost unrecognisable, so I had to google Tamer Hassan, and it actually is him. I went through his Cosmopolitan nude (no homo), and the guy really let himself go. This was only in 2012, lol.

According to an interview, he apparently survived that fire.

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>As Clarke excitedly describes the scene to EW: “It’s so exciting, very tingly-making. Every season I get at least one spine-chilling moment. I just stand up and I go, ‘I’m hearing what you’re all saying, but funny thing, I’m going to kill you all. I forgot that I have an ace in my back pocket and now I win.’”
ahhahaha oh wow

Wood is less stiff than that.

it is if you're looking at a naked Emilia

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she literally gets off on being a mary sue

(heiled)
Kill me already.

This was spiralling down the drain for a while but now it's just feminist propaganda:

Think about it, there is not ONE man at the top of a command chain, not a single one, even Tyrion is technically under Daenerys' orders, the little breathing room he has is only afforded to him due to his popularity. Oh right, there is, Ramsay, the one they've been showing being cartoonishly evil for the last 10 episodes.

Lets not forget the High Sparrow, though he is being painted as evil with no real goal other than torturing people as well.

literally Cuck: The Show

Womyn rule the world, brought to you by two jews and a fat neckbeard.

He's literally the autistic moral crusader that Kings Landing deserves. Him and Sir Davos are the only good characters left.

What if she played Dany instead?

He may be, but that's not the image they are trying to instil into the normalfag's minds.

At least there was no Arya.

Its been like this since the fucking roman colliseum, you filthy peasants. The bait flavors change, but the baiting never ends.

She doesn't always look like she forgot her lines, so it would have been better.

So re-watching the episode.

What I got from it

So the episode was not really interesting or is it just me?

The next one might be interesting or I hope.

Nah it was dull

I wish Sansa was carrying Ransay's baby

She only got butt raped

Why do people still watch this misandrist show?

IRL Davos would have killed her then and there.

Weren't Old Nan's stories basically true? And didn't Archmaester Marwyn basically suggest that the other Archmaesters (which is what I assume this poster meant) were full of shit and downplayed the importance of magic in their histories because they were afraid of it (sort of like what D&D do, incidentally)?

I'm thinking this particular bookfag made a rather poor analogy.

IRL Stannis never would've have taken his wife and child with him on the battle path, IRL Stannis wouldn't have burned Shireen, IRL Stannis wouldn't have been killed by fucking Brienne!

I thought this show couldn't piss me off anymore, but this episode did.

It's Brienne that pisses me off.

When is Hollywood going to learn that being a cunt to everybody with a dick does not make you a strong, empowered woman. It makes you a cunt.

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Considering everyone in Hollywood is a cunt, don't expect them to change their ways anytime soon.

There is.

Look at Sarah Connor or Ellen Ripley. They're strong women characters, but they're also feminine. They have protective maternal instincts.

Which Brienne in the books does too. D&D flattened her out to the point that she's pretty much overdosed on testosterone.

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Hype was a mistake.

So who would be the boss of the gym in the got universe?

Strong Belwas is strong

Don't know, but you'd definitely be the top faggot.

So when are we going to see her butt?

It's clear that they are the villains of this show, trying to avoid having the best looking actress currently on the show walking naked through the streets. The high sparrow better have that bad pussy marching this season.

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My dick wouldn't have been able to handle it.

KILLING BLACKS, TALKING SMACK AND SMOKING CRACK THAT'S RIGHT KKK KKK KKK KKK

The wonders of a secular fedora tier education.

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Jesus christ, how horrifying.

You are saying that like if a mad king isn't needed in Westeros.

Burn them all.

actually, what he said was "Burn the mall"

he was an anti-consumerist

Is anyone else annoyed by how lazy and anemic (no pun intended) her death was? Just a quick neck stab.

No nudity, no rape, no getting eaten by dogs, no getting flayed alive. Hell, it's not even done in front of Rickon.

Wouldn't want to trigger tumblr again, would we, Kike&Kike?

Am I supposed to feel sorry for that peterpuffing faggot crying in prison. or cheer for that fat bitch Dany? The Sparrows did nothing wrong.

Is she really the best looking actress on the show?

Yes, and that bitch that plays Sansa is pretty gud too.

I don't think D & D even know what they want you to feel about the characters, I can't tell if they want people to love the High Sparrow or not, I can't tell if they want me to hate Brienne or if they're just bad writers.

Natalie Dormer? It's basically a tie between her and Sophie Turner. Which isn't saying much.

Honorable mentions go to Carice van Houten and the chick playing Missandei, even though the first is all plastic and the second's a shitskin.

Natalie's tits are awful, though.

Fuck it, I've been rooting for Ramsay for a long time now.

I guarantee that's the case.
Remember, Dan's biggest job before this was X-Man Origins: Wolverine. I don't think I need to say anything else.

Yes Satan, it was really pointless. Why bring her back and give her such a lame death? She could have been Ramsay's fuckslave for a couple of episodes, get flayed or stabbed Ramsay in the leg or something. It was just so utterly wasted.

Now that Osha has been killed off I would say so. Although if Dany wasn't CGI this episode I think she's superior.

Also where Rickon and Osha taken is the biggest question since they parted ways in season 4 or something? It was not in the season of bad pussy I remember 5 being a huge filler of a season, it felt like they where waiting for GRRM to finish the books so they could have one bad season.

While this has had at-least 1 pure filler 2 happening/build up to something. While this episode 4 was a strange build up and pure filler.

So for now it feels like I'm taking my diabetes medication which is I wait to take a shit sometimes the wait is long, so one can imagine that the shit one is to take will be awesome. But other times its just pure get up fill the toilet in brown liquid, while I wait for a good shit.

That is how this season of GOT has felt so far.

Anybody got tits from earlier episodes to compare?

I'd much rather fuck Sansa.

That goes without saying

The nipples are definitely the same. That's how you could tell it wasn't Lena Headey in season 5, the nipples were way different.

Am I just a massive faggot or does anyone else feel nothing when looking at this?

ur a faget

Eh, tits are tits and she's not bad looking.

If she were horribly deformed or mutilated it would be another story

i just want Sansa to finally do a nude scene come the fuck on kike & kike

This sums up my experience with both the book series and the tv series.

It was Season 3.

In the books they went to Skagos, which is the Isle of monsters (Shaggydog kills a Unicorn there), and Wyman Manderley charges Davos with going to find him.

I don't think we'll ever see it. Not on Game of Thrones.

Yeah, because Sansa is an self insert character. They can't let anything happen to her without tumblr getting triggered as fuck.

Making a new one

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That actually sounds interesting, so I can see why Jew&Jew didn't do it.