/got/ general

Second for the size of the cockles

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So Maisie porn dump when?

IRONY : SHE WILL LEAD A RACE OF WARRIORS WHOSE FAVORITE PASTIME IS RAIDING, RAPING AND TAKING OF SLAVES

when she's 35 years old, has seven kids from eight different fathers and needs money for crack

And of course when she tries to stop their culture it'll be Sons of the Harpy all over again.

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Why do you know all this? Why do you care?

Get a life you fucking nerd lmao

It's just some rumor shit from the Blind Item. 80 percent shit they print are just made up

So anons what would you do to Maisie if you had a hold of her?

We've already had spankinganon suggestions :^)
Whatever happened to diaperanon?

i would blind her

with semen

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I'd make sweet love to her for hours

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she looks more sour to me fam tbh

Maisie can bring out the best from anyone

The parallels with the US and the Middle East are pretty hilarious.

"Liberators" bringing "democracy".

fucking kek

It's almost like a fat hippie wrote the story that way.

Guys, where have all the torrents gone? Only thing I can find is in HDTV quality. Torrentz.eu doesn't find anything else, kat.cr seems to be offline, various piratebay proxies turn up nothing but a single HDTV quality torrent.

Next you'll tell me Quentyn is a reference to a reluctant Vietnam war soldier suffering PTSD.

fuck off FBI

Someone must have downloaded all, and none remains, until someone plants them back with seeding

We can only get torrents again if we do Buttslut in the butt, and we'll need to do it many times. We must assemble an army of super virile young men who will work round the clock. Even then it's a gamble and she might not be satisfied. Probably should bring spank user as well.

Oh boy, I wonder how shitty today's episode is going to be.

It's got CIA at least but the better question is how shitty this entire season is going to be?

No worries, new baneposting material most likely

it will be extremely painful

For the viewers

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Based on the first 3 episodes, it's an okay season so far.

well, anything is okay if you compare it to putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall

But guys, it's sunday! Of course there would be a torrent available, given that the episode already aired? I usually find them easily but for some reason I just can't find one now, help me please!

Fuck off and find it on your own.

see

There were really good things this season, among many bad

Example of good stuff: The look of the dragons, Blindrya's Jedi training

Example of bad stuff: Disappearing dogs, Sand Snake attack on Dorne

Your autistic obsession with maissie seems to have clouded your judgement, that part of her storyline was completely meaningless.

Who said it had any meaning? I said it was a good part. I liked her blind contact lenses, it made her look scary, and the fighting with the sticks was cool. Also Jaqen is cool. What else do you want? I watch this series, becaus eit entertains me, not because I'm looking for some great meaning…

I wouldn't mind fighting Maisie with my disco stick

You're easily entertained.
I wish useless filler amused me, too.

Compared to what exactly? In the last 3 episodes, what doesn't fall under this cathegory of yours?

Wow, you really think like a child. This is what GoT has become

Literally all that happened to her was she got beat up in 2 episodes, then Jaqen took her away for a literal training montage.
How is that not filler?

What is wrong with that? What are you seeking in a medieval fantasy show? Scientific facts? Political arguments?

I'd give her the cockle just like this

Where did I said it isn't filler? I ask you compared to WHAT? Can you name one scene from the last 3 episodes that doesn't qualify as filler?

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Any scene in which the plot is advanced?
Like, I dunno, most of the other scenes?

So if Maisie was in 40k, what would she be?

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A rotting corpse.

Slannesh

I am just picturing a Nurgle Maisie
Or is she the God Empress of Mankind? :^)

No, just a dead cunt.

Rowboat Girlyman gotcha

Seriously, I watch this series because it has violence with blood, pretty women, good jokes and interesting monsters. Some of the characters are walking through an exciting path, but that's not the case for all of them. Like Bran's storyline has 3 redeeming features: warging, Hodor and Osha, and as you can see, 2 of those is not Bran himself. So his path is exactly interesting, but there are still stuff there which I can enjoy.

I do enjoy this series, yes. Call me a pleb or a faggot, but how is me liking something a strawman argument? I asked what do you - well somebody - looks for in this show, and I got nothing…

Like Tyrion's chitcaht with the blacks and Pycelle farting? Name a concrete scene for me, if you can, please!

She would be a Battle Maisie

pic related

A story about Donald Trump's rise to power :^)

>Game of Thrones

I was going to argue that feminism was the monster in GoT but most of the female characters aren't that interesting

The dragons are interesting, the skeletons too, some of the white walkers are really awesome, and it has mammoths and the coolest giants I've ever seen!

Dude, come on, mammoths are cool

The monsters are the shits GRRM makes in the toilet near his 486 PC.

Honestly, the worst thing about these threads aren't the Maisiefags, it's your terminally shitty taste. The fact that you're a Maisiefag certainly doesn't help.*

For his stools are dark and full of terrors!

I like to think he has a toilet instead of an office chair so he can just let the shit flow when it wants to

Except the wastepipes feed straight into his computer and whatever shit comes out gets put into his next book.

Skeletons are the basic enemies, and one of the most common type of fantasy monsters. They resemble the living death, something that everybody fears. Those skeletons which attacked Hardhome looked very convincing and scary to me. Sure, there must be others, which are better, but they were good enough for me. Also the ones that killed Jojen, those were nice too.

What is wrong with liking skeletons? Seriously, all you do is take a part of my post and say "it's stupid and that makes you stupid". Also what the fuck does Maisie have to do with anything in this discussion?

Stop namecalling and come up something substancial, because this isn't going everywhere…

boils my fucking blood that they make those things uncommon now

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It's pretty obvious that Bran is a 100% good guy in the show. He was crippled by the "evil" Jaime, then his family got slaugthered by the "evil" enemies, and he is subjected to the help and good will of others entirely. And he gains this nice power of FPS-ing into almost anyone, and now he can also see the past.

Imagine making him a cannibal now, that would ruin the image D&D thought out for him. I'm just saying, probably that's the reason why it's been changed. Not 100% sure though, but highly probable. Call me a D&D defender or something…

>wargs into Hodor

That is a villianious act? Hodor is basically mentally retarded, and is unable to use his great strenght. Also he did it in self-defence, not for attacking.

What did Hodor do anons?

He stuck his fat meaty cock in Lyanna and Ned beat the shit out of him so hard he turned retarded.
I guarantee this is what D&D has come up with.

Hauled horseshit?

He has a scar/wound on his head yet he wasnt kicked by a horse yet. Why bother?

what's the book explanation?

I just assumed he was born retarded.

There isn't one. He's judt a tall guy named Walder who says, "Hodor."

I think there will probably be a book explanation eventually, too

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He got a kick to the head by a horse

His name is Willis user!

whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?

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New episode in five hours

you know what time it will be in five hours?

4 AM

3 am here, but I won't gonna stay up

It'll only be 8 pm here

3 am here too, I always torrent it anyway

Good evening, fellow CET fag/got/s

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Why would they adapt ASOIAF otherwise?

Sunset found him typing

It's quite early to judge S6 yet, 4 aired episodes is the traditional minumum for first "season" reviews. But so far it's certainly better than the starts to S2 or S5, about on par with S3.

Typing Holla Forums pass captcha, haha.

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Tickle her into submission! And then tickle her some more

They usually include some tweeest or ebin material as the ending of fourth episode, what is it going to be tonight? Drogon napalming the Mongols like OP claims?
Also
That's 7 more than the previous three episodes

Fun fact, she wet herself after that and had to wear diapers :^)

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Jorah RIP confirmed?

Do you think Patrick wears daipers?

Nah I dont think Jorah will lose, you guys think daario is the harpies insiders? I do

Maybe he wears those pads for people who pee themselves a bit, like Sophie, he's quite old now.

that sounds fucking stupid m8

Very likely, what would be the point of that character otherwise? Just Dany's cocky Chad to humiliate Jorah some more? If they fight (something we predicted in /got/ many weeks ago) it's Daario who wins. As you can see on this photo from shooting, Daario rides next to Dany and Jorah is nowhere to be seen.

But what would be the point of Jorah getting the greyscale if they kill him off then? Maybe he gets left behind injured

pastebin.com/QRaZmR5i

Explain, Holla Forums

We all know Sophie has to wear granny diapers user :^)

one of them is young and hot. figure it out.

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Jorah wasn't included in any preview material past S4 either.

That's a possibility, but why would Daario spare him? Of course, many scenarios are possible, but maybe he just gives the stone AIDS to Daario and dies, killed by his waifu's bull, the utimate beta ending ;_;

Just ask Sophie :)
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The most interesting thing here is that the prose isn't any worse than the majority of ADWD, haha.

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Why does she look so happy, user?

When you are that old you don't give a fuck

Nevermind that, why does Peter Dinkleage look like he's going to murder Weiss?

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That is very similar to something david lynch would make.

maybe he read the Stannis storyline

oops, meant for

Because Dinklage is GoT cast's >le prankster, confirmed by user in old /got/ who worked in catering or something during first three seasons. He also said Dinklage, NCW (Jaime) and the Loras guy drink the most and regulary showed up hungover as hell in the morning. Sophie and Lena are supposed to be sluts and Kit an autistic recluse.

Explains why he's a shit actor.

So Dinklage, Lena, and Kit are all in character 24/7?

user pls

I assume you are replying to me

Just the general weird behavior by everyone in there reminded me of David Lynch for some reason.

It kind of looks like Sophie is taking a shit in that pic, into his hand.

NCW was mostly very dull and declined past S1 also, maybe it's the alcohols

Haha, pretty much. Just look at this future sex symbol when he was cast

Yeah, wrong quote. Lynch loves weird stuff as well, but the backpack story reads exactly like something out of 70's/80's Cronenberg's shelf.

Seems like it user.

3 HOURS FAG/GOT/S

Time to sleep then.

Why is /got/ so dead?

No idea, hopefully we can make 150 more posts in those 3 hours so we can start dedicated #LIVE thread, you should stay :)

Because the show is boring.

A hothead, I shupposhe?

This, I am sure he has some big plans

twitter.com/skyatlantic/status/731891953382481920
Ramsay eats an apple in this episode.

For Sansa

last episode was pretty fucking boring though.

Wew, what a monster

the fuck is this nigger doing?

Sorry user, but the excitement of CIA appearing will be too much for me, I must rest and prepare for his arrival.

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His mind is gone

oh fuck this is actually happening, isn't it

This little spaz is back as well, hopefully CIA BTFOs him subtly or something.

He's my favorite.

The Chris Chan of the show.

Doesn't he still wet the bed in the books? Diaperanon will have a field day with him

He has epilepsy. I don't think he wets the bed.

His problem really was a psychotic mother.

I just noticed he likes to see if people fly good.

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DUDE
SWEETSLEEP
LMAO

Maester Pavel, I'm Warden

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Lmao. Will he "discover" himself as a woman too?

pls no

I hope he kills CIA and establishes a TRUE and HONEST Vale.

Uh, you don't get to bring guards.

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Lel, truly Westeros' own Chris Chan

(Me)

They were trying to grab your prize.
They work for the assassin. The Faceless Man.

t. Preston Jacobs :)

She did fight a bear, and Tormmund does like to fuck bears…

CLEGANE?

Uh, no.
Neither Clegane is a Faceless Man.

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Whatever. Get him onboard. I'll Raven Ittin

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TELL ME ABOUT SER STRONG, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK??

The naval log I just filed with the guard lists Smee, Maimen, and Maester Pavlheer, but only one of you.

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2 HOURS

Looks like it was extremely painful

If I pull that off, will you die?

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For Lena

/got/ agrees, surely?

They're basically just taking fan theories and running with them.

Horse shit fumes.

What are the chances he impaled her bad pussy?

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Has anybody else seen this? It was on HBO this week, for some reason

why are their voices so obviously pitch shifted

What else do you expect from Gurm?

Didnt watch the vid but its most likely to avoid copyright strikes

It happened, no speculation needed.

oh gotcha

also yes obvious amg strang wymmin

this game is SJW propaganda disguised as a story

also Star Wars new series is subliminally force-cucking the while male audience

If that guy fucks a woman there has to be like, visible signs of it afterward.

Does anyone have that picture where he's with a couple of guys even bigger than him and it says he's like, 5'8?

why do you assume that user what do you expect to happen

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See

The CGI last season helped to hide that.

Well, chances are his manhood is actually average sized, and compared to the rest of him it looks hilariously small.

Haha

His cock's gotta look like a soda can.

Only this unedited version :)

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Even if that's true, his pelvis and leg muscles and pretty damn powerful.

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This time I can't blame her, that's prime manflesh.

Probably not the smartest guy around, is he?

Too bad about the babyface though, this guy had much more menacing looks.

Nice digits.

Perhaps he's batting himself in an internal struggle, challenging himself to even greater heights, preparing for the day he meets Jimi Hendrix in mortal kombat.

That guy was a good Gregor, why'd they get rid of him?

Yeah he looks much more mountain, still it's TV and people have to be pretty.

Not even he knows why.

Got a role in The Hobbit and most likely a lot more money than GoT was paying.

No shit, he was in the Hobbit?

I don't blame her.

Lucky slag.

I go leave to study for 40 minutes and come back to a heated discussion about the Mountain's penis.

(Y)

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Hackson barel used him anyway and just CGI'd the character, much like the rest of those movies.

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Implying you aren't interested

Too bad. You look at that guy's face and he is the frigging mountain.

Haha

tfw I'm a meme on other boards because of my fetish

My sweet summerchild.

@1:03

He was perfect
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Still, Hafþór is much better than The Beanpole that Rides from S2.

The first guy might have looked the part but Halfthor had the physicality down asbolutely perfectly. He isn't just big, he's a pro athlete and a damn near perfect physical specimen. He has the incredible physique and raw strength but also impressive speed, which is exactly how you need Gregor to move. He's built like a brick shithouse but is also pants shittingly fast.

His only flaw is his face is very visibly young and attractive rather than outright scary, but that really doesn't even matter so long as you put a helmet on him.

Do tell!
>mfw almost 100% sure the guy on the left is a gay model or something, don't ask me how I know

Is it because he looks like a gay model?

Because he used to get posted all over /sp/ at one point some years ago, I think he's Greek or something

Can't argue with that, just look at this pic. He looks like he could easily squash Pedro's skull in real life too.

Do you think they fucked after this pic?

Cool reference, haven't heard the song in a while :)

The current guy definitely fits the physicality better, but the first Gregor had the attitude and presence. His scenes in season 1 established the character: lethal, raging, brutal. And he did it with minimal dialogue.

>post >yfw they shared Lena

I believe all he ever said was "SWOOOORD", but absolutely agreed, his presence was great. Like user said in some previous thread, the ideal Mountain would have S1's face and acting, S2's voice and S4+'s body.

30 MINUTES

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Im sure you can spam enough maissie pics to reach the bump limit

Don't test me, user

please

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anyone want to link image with stream links?

Don't you have that shit saved or bookmarked by now?

lol I will save this time friend

Will we get another section of the Tower of Joy flashback?

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S2 is just really, really miscast.

That guy might be a good Victarion but not Gregor Clegane.

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"Wait, what's that she holding? Is that a sack of flour?"

I cant wait to see how disappointed his father will be when he learns sam is taking care of a inbred son that isnt even his.

CUCK
U
C
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Attack! Attack!

lel

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yee

Can't wait

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This is a Ros post

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okay

That Mereen whore gonna end up like her 'mfraid.

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Any Dany nudes this episode or are they going to just give us
again?

Thanks D&D

10 MINUTES

This is now a /ros/ thread

He has a fantastic ass.

Do you like this necklace, /ros/?

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It'd be better if she took it all off

FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL THE EPISODE STARTS

How did D&D find her? How do you think the casting went?

No complains from me, user.

5 MINUTES SILLY user

The same as how all the casting went

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;)

Rate this cinematography, /ros/.

But you have to wait for the theme song and pleb recap.

RIP Theon's pecker.

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lel

REEK WHAT THE FUCK

;_;

my sides

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Is this /leamington/?

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You know it ;)

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Halfhor is 6'8"
Those guys are over 7'

sjw party in the end there