Are you excited for BFG (Big Fucking Guy), Holla Forums?

Are you excited for BFG (Big Fucking Guy), Holla Forums?

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I really don't understand the point of filming a children's book
if a child can read it, then that's what they should do instead of shilling out for somebody else's imagination

no. Spielberg is shit and the book is shit, so there's no way the movie would be good

Nope.

Im excited for some fresh baneposting

YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING GUY

for fucking you

If I fucking pull that off, would you die?

I would be extremely fucking painful

Dr fucking Pavel?

I'm fucking CIA

FOR FUCKING YOU

0/10

Fuck OFF

Pick one.

Pick two.

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All me

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no

ABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The fucking flight plan I just fucking filed with the fucking agency lists me, my fucking men, Dr. Pavel here, but only fucking one of you!

First one to fucking talk gets to stay on my cunting aircraft!

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>>>Holla Forums

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It looks like a giant kike.

A kids movie where the only nice giant looks like a mega Jew.
Children watch movie and get convinced that Jewish facial features are what separate good people from bad.
To a child, all adults are giants.
To separate the good adults from the bad adults, children draw on previous experiences which can include stories.

Kike=Good: The Kids Movie

Crafty kikes are at it again.

lmao

>>>Holla Forums

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Holy shit the uncanny valley

Big Fucking Goy

I'd rather watch old episodes of Tales of the Unexpected.

How can you shit on Doom? It's still enjoyable after more than 20 years, especially if you get the Brutal mod to it

It's like calling Death Wish a kids' movie because when you were 6 you snuck the cassette into the VCR when your parents weren't home.


(((Spielberg))) spent some time shitting on Ronald Dahl in a press release too because of the "oy vey antisemitism".


I want reddit to leave.

(((Drudge))) shilling for a (((fellow))).

My man.

Also I'll stick to the animated adaptation with David Jason voicing BFG