ITT: Actors/Actresses you could beat in a fight

More like too late.

Fuck you, user.

I can't tell if you're Pennywise or pound foolish, but making fun of Tim Curry is just wrong. Hexxus knows no Boddy deserves to lose half their brain from a stroke and you making fun of it is a real Thornberry in my side. If you weren't such a Scrooge you would know he's a phenomenal actor and doesn't deserve to be ridiculed, for what it's Wadsworth. Lexx leave the jokes aside, get a Clue, and wish him well, in just seven days he can make you a man. Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that!

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did he really get sleeve tattoos over the age of 30? what a colossal faggot

even with dem bruises rihanna is still cute

son of a bitch, well fucking played

relax, man, it's not like he committed a Cardinal Richelieu sin.

Pretty much any female.

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rhianna is more spic than nigger

Well seeing as he's dead and a pile of ash and has been for nearly sixty years, no shit you could beat him.

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I bet she would kick your ass

Rihanna isn't spic at all. She's mostly black with some Irish.

Lena Dunham.

I guess hes never heard of black irish.

Literally any of them. I have a gun.

Kinda surprises no one's posted pic related yet.

What if they have a gun as well?

It's Hollywood

You've obviously never seen /k/eanu reeves operating

The point is that gun laws are so draconian in California that it's difficult to own one, therefore any actor you shoot at is less likely to shoot you back.

oh. but thats retarded. the only people who think its hard to own a gun in ca and ny have never lived there and never tried to. the laws arent draconian, or even difficult you just have to not be on a list of lunatics or habitually violent.

it would have been funny if it was because actors shoot blanks.

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It's tougher than that.

There was that gun shop in San Francisco that had to close, after something like 30 years of business, because of stricter gun legislation.

san fran isnt california any more than manhattan is new york

That is obviously makeup. There is no swelling and she is merely holding her right eye closed a bit more than the left.

You do realise that's where a good number of these celebrities live?

I'm a big guy.

You're also a very dead guy, Andre.

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Just fuck off.

Lets do 2 for one.

These fuckers

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'Beat', not 'beat off'

I'm not interested in your sexual perversion faggot. Leave.

Both of them at once.

Why the fuck you lying?

Easy win.

As if.

This faggot has a glass jaw and worse record that I do.

A homeless black guy got paid to take a dive in a Russian boxing match with Rourke. I saw it, Rourke is slow as a snail. An energetic scrawny teenager could beat him up.

That's pretty pathetic tbh fam. At least pick someone who can actually throw a decent punch.

"AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST"

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How could you hurt something so precious?
Mickey Mouse pls go