Woody Allen arrived at the Cannes Film Festival to bask in the glow of his latest flick, but instead was mocked for his sleazy past — and even called a sex predator at his own premiere.
“You’ve shot so many of your films here in Europe and yet in the US you haven’t even been convicted of rape,” deadpanned French comedian Larent Lafitte, the master of ceremonies at the screening of Allen’s “Cafe Society.”
The joke — an apparent reference to director Roman Polanski, who in 1978 fled to France after pleading guilty to having sex with a 13-year-old girl — drew heavy gasps from the crowd.
As the 80-year-old “Annie Hall” director suffered in Cannes, his son, Ronan Farrow, piled on back in the United States, publishing a piece in The Hollywood Reporter that revisited allegations that Allen sexually abused Ronan’s adopted sister, Dylan.
Farrow blasted actors who continue to work with his estranged dad.
that's the worst woody allen impression I've ever seen really lame soon-yi sketch too tbh
Jason Phillips
just sounds like an impression of a generic new york jew
Connor Robinson
you haven't met many new york jews if you really believe that
Jordan Cooper
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Jose Gonzalez
Woody Allen should sue that frenchman for libel and emotional distress. He was never found guilty of a crime and every time someone is tried in the media it encourages others to commit libel with impunity.
Ayden Reyes
More fitting version.
Isaiah Diaz
that makes no sense
if he's a goi, wht does he have payot and a bike with a magen david on it?
Samuel Taylor
God I wish I was a Hollywood kike.
Camden Murphy
No underage trim for you pedo.
Nicholas Bennett
What is this frog thing? Some new forced meme from facebook or something? Fuck off, nigger.
Gabriel Foster
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Tyler Butler
tumblr, apparently.
obviously
Grayson Long
No wonder the BO of Holla Forums tried to shill it so hard…
Owen Martin
When's the last time you've seen a meme that wasn't forced? All memes are forced, they have to be in this day and age when people actively reject memes because they think it makes them reddit or 8gag for some elitist reason.
Dylan Wilson
This is now a Datboi thread!
Brandon Perry
Oh shit waddup
Luis Bell
Although memes from ebonics are pretty nigger-tier.
Ayden Taylor
What you talkin’ ’bout whitey? We wuz making memes back when you all wuz livin’ in caves ‘n shiet.
Gavin Stewart
He's not alone in not facing charges and being a kike involved in Hollywood, just ask Roman Polanski and Matthew Broderick aswell.
Can't just be coincidences.
Landon Bailey
Why not?
Ethan Smith
JEW E W
Jacob Jones
AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips profusely*
SO YOU SAYIN WE WUZ MEME MAGICIANS AN SHEEIT?
Julian Martinez
daily reminder that all Hollywood types are coerced into raping children to become part of the elite and the ones who are "caught" are merely being used as an example for standing out of line.
Matthew Reyes
oh shit waddup
Landon Moore
[Smacks Lips Profusely] [Steals] [Gets Jiggy Wit It] [Eats A Skittle] [Checks For Nearest KFC] [Collects Welfare] [Licks Teeth Then Smacks Lips] [Does The Crip Walk] [Opens Up A 40 And Pours Some For His Homies Trayvon And Michael Brown] [Tweets About Dis And Goes To Check In With His Parole Officer] [Dindu Nuffins] [Sucks Air Through Teeth] [Pulls Up Sagging Pants] [Instinctively Looks Around For The Police] [Faints And Then Gets Up Repeatedly] [Scopes Dem Titties] [Shouts At Movie Theater Screen] [Chucks Spear] [Sets Down Cotton Bale] [Strokes Welfare Check Pensively] [Throws Up Gang Sign] [Swings From Basket Ball Hoop] [Grabs Dick And Shuffles Left And Right] [Participates In Drive By Shooting] [Converts To Islam] [Repeated World Star Yelling In Background] [Sells Crack] [Evolves From Primate]
