WE WUZ ASSASSINS N SHEEIT

Not surprising it looks as bland as the games. We will see if it survives the games to movies curse.

eh, normally i'd agree with you on that but it depends on her writing and screen time.

Even if it makes money, does it matter? Plebs see shitty movies all the time.

It makes you sound like a fucking pussy and is probably the single biggest sign that you're a redditor.

Go fuck yourself, nigger.

saying "eh" has been around longer than reddit you newcuck

the summer has already started

I agree plebs watch a lot of shitty movies, but I rather not have to be reminded of this movie or its possible sequels if it is successful.

please for the love of god stop using rap in trailers.

it doesn't make it look cool in the slightest.

Kek. Ubisoft have always had shit taste in music, but this is a new low for them.

Why ?

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Did EA make that infograph?

This is the most cringeworthy thing I've seen in a long while.

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Kill Kanye West

As far as I know they tout themselves to be historically accurate, cyber assassin bullshit aside.

Kanye is the embodiment of the negro's narcissism and entitlement. In a just world his master would have whipped his uppity attitude out of him.

AssCreed is leftist propaganda at its most blatant. Just look at Syndicate.

This is coming from the guy who directed the 2015 version of Macbeth by the way. Such a waste.

The movie will probably be entertaining. The games became shit long time ago, so don't see how anyone could have hope for it.

But it will be entertaining to see the harmless Muslims being chassed by Christians or Christians going after harmless people or whatever the fuck its going to be.

They kinda have to do it or I believe so, since I bet some money that DICE is going after paying less taxes to the Swedish government. One way of doing this is a little scheme by saying the vidya is culture and its Swedish culture, so the games are Swedish culture that one can point and say its Swedish.
If the government buys that idea, you can pay less taxes for your private company.

Also you can't go from a regular school or university in either Norway or Sweden without getting the Marxist dildo up the ass. So my guess is, most of the story and scenario writers did take a second class or third class to get an extra degree, so most likely they took some sociology and became full on Marxists.

Since BF1 takes more liberties than a kike on wall street.

last bit is fake , that thesis is written by someone else

There are people I know personally who unironically say they learned all of their history from AssCreed.

I know Holla Forums is gay and all but I'm still disappointed

This is a man. Look at how manly he is. LOOK AT HIM.

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Never been a fan of the games, but this shit looks downright awful.
Looks like yet another bland, uninspired science fiction film, only with nigger music and two otherwise good actors.

Won’t even torrent/10

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MWAAAAAAH

Wow, this is so fucking horrible.

The first game was actually looking good before they introduced all that shit involving aliens and crap like that.

Assassins were drugged fanatics and templars just knights, enemies but not entirely different.

Oh, you filthy leftists, how I loathe you.

OP might be a payed shill but it might be an entertaining film. After all Ass Creed is a clusterfuck with its story, I don't know what is going on with the games story anymore the only thing I know is, its a yearly thing and there is a franchise fatigue, and for me its a generally a ubicunt fatigue since every game they release that is open world is the same bullshit.

Take spot1 and take another spot later another spot so you can go further with the story or some shit.

More trash.

god dammit this hidden history is even more retarded than a Swedish feminist millennium trilogy films.

you don't even know m8

according to ass creed lore Adam and Eve were literally the first commies and the Templar cross is the Mark of Cain. I'm not even making this shit up.

as an user put it in another thread, ass creed = holy communism

But Jesus was an Assassin, right?

This kind of shit is the reason you have to beat leftists into a coma.

That's why they crucified Him on their symbol as the ultimate humiliation.

And no, Jesus wasn't an Assassin, apparently; only in possession of two articles of Eden. Yes, they're committing literal blasphemy right there, but what else can you expect from this series?

no, but he performed his miracles using the ancient ayylium maguffins. and it wasn't the jews that killed him, but the ebul Templars so they could steal his magic items.

The first game would have been less stupid if they just went the full nine yards and had you playing an actual Nizari Ismaili Muslim killing Crusaders and Sunnis instead of a medieval quasi-libtard fighting for "muh freedoms" by murdering the shit out of anyone who disagrees with him.

that's some new level of cuckery

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." has to be one of the dumbest truisms I've ever heard. It sounds exactly like what a 14-year-old would consider "deep" philosophy.

well, that's their target audience. gotta start the brainwashing early. nothing is true, except our version of truth, isn't it, comrade?

For such a cynical ideology the Assassins sure do shy away from doing morally questionable things.

I mean, at its core AssCreed is a fight between two contrasting ideology. Templars want peace, while Assassins want freedom, yet the writers of this abomination are somehow incapable of inserting nuance and shades of grey in these concepts.

For example, various (Muslim) terrorist groups in the Middle East are a perfect fit for Assassins, as are any other manner of radicals and freedom fighters, yet it's always the Templars that are show as orphan abusing monsters (other than in that one game where the Assassins are flandernized instead because writing a compelling plot is hard).

And the biggest insult of them all is the complete disregard of zeitgesit. Everyone ,be they Templar or Assassin, talks and acts like a 21st century liberal cunt. They have no problem with anyone's race, religion, ethnicity, gender, nothing matters beyond the arbitrary division between Assassins and Templars.

Yeah, I'm puzzled with this too.

Leftists have no creativity or ability to empathize with anyone else that isn't a carbon copy of them.

WE WUZ GAD
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Why is there nigger rap in everything today?

Same reason why dubstep is ubiquitous.

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this blew my mind.
I know Marxist likes blasphemy but ubifags aren't even hiding the blasphemy, they love taking this shit down out throats. I wanna know if it was a Jew or a Muslim that made this crap.

wew…

A mudshit would never write something like this since Jesus was also a prophet in the Qur'an.

So a Jew or a commie came up with the lore, how great.
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Also I found out that the director whom is making this ass creed film. Made Macbeth 2015 with the same actor Michael Fassbender. I kinda wanna watch it only because I do like that actor.

This is the message they always put at the very start to virtue signal. It's cute how they think it's completely ok to shit on two major religious faiths just because they say "Lol, its kay gaiz, we're diverse and so tolerant!"

We already had this movie

damn em dubs.
I've seen those stickers before in the games but I always thought it was because they did not want any random allahu snackbar bombings.

But they where more of a warning signs of how degenerate and blasphemous the lore where. I learn shit all the damn time.

I thought it was decent. Totally forgettable, but worth the price of admission.

Did it have the same twist as the game at the end?

I can't recall.

That film was utter shit, (((Jake Gyllenhall))) is a immensely overrated actor.

was almost on board with the trailer until the shitty rapping

UHH NIGGA

This will make tons of money. So will Warcraft. Ghost in the Shell too. Not because they're actually good, but because of marketing, marketing, marketing. And then Hollywood producers get the idea that these adaptations are guaranteed money.

How do I know this? I don't. But adding endless video game and anime adaptations to the shit pile that is the cape movie will make for fantastic salt.

No they won't

Game series people stopped playing years ago. Video Game movie

Game series people stopped playing years ago. Video Game movie

Anime and Manga series that mostly ended years ago. Anime movie

The fanbase for the first two is mostly eroded. Anecdotal evidence, I know, but my younger brother stopped playing AssCreed like five games ago despite previously saying that AssCreed 1 & 2 were the best games evar. The commonality between all three is that adaptations of Video Games and Anime have historically done really poorly and the built-in fanbases, which is why they make these things in the first place, are generally biased against them for that and other reasons.

Cisbusters has marketing up the ass. Batman vs Superman had marketing up the ass. The former is set to be a catastrophic flop and the latter was a massive disappointment comparative to all the money they spent on it.

OP here

No, I'm not a paid shill, though I could use the extra shekels. I'm just a rabid fanboy of the series and enjoy Fassbender and Cotillard, and seriously wish they would film them fucking.

Also, Holla Forums is filled with absolute retards and the only thing you can take from them is their hatred of EA is completely justified. Yeah, Ubifart went full retard by pumping these games out annually (and bi-annually), but they still hold up over most of the other garbage that's saturating the market. Truthfully, I just dig the idea of an open-world third person action game in a rather unpopular setting, it just hits my autism in the right spot.

muh hol ife inna han a gad

I feel bad for you. It must be horrible to have such shit taste.

It had the Jumanji ending

I'll let you know when I care.

all of this

Are they seriously gonna do the whole "leap into a bale of hay from a ridiculously tall vantage point" thing?

Because people can buy that shit in a video game, but there's no way they can get that into a film without breaking everyone's suspension of disbelief, unless the fall ends with him dying or becoming a cripple.

what?

Which is doubly damning.

The games have been Leftist propaganda since their inception. Every designer involved in the series' production is a SJW cuck.

haven't seen that one in a while, still lulzy.

believe it or not, jade raymond is still pretty bangin, but she only was involved with the first three AC games (AC, AC2 and the PSP game with altair)

also, it's a fucking french canadian company. that's almost at a cuck level equivalent to the swedes.

the movie was totally forgettable, but not because of gyllenhall
also the bitch was hot

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Kinda funny when she was drunk as fuck on the jewtube VGAs

I don't think anyone would deny the leftist propaganda, its almost too blatant at this point.

So what is the inquisition going to be about, in this film? If its going to be ubicuck storytelling I would guess it would be in the vain of Mudslims dindu nuffin or poor womyn and shit.

The thing that has me interested is the whole bending of history to a leftist propaganda, somehow they will do it. I only wonder if the cinema audience is going to buy the advanced civilization bullshit that is in the games.

there is no proof in your theory. I can only speak of me, I am not interested in Ghost in the Shell murican movie because they will not have anything of the things that made the anime special in the first place.

Also they don't have the luxury of having 2 anime movies and 2 seasons of a tv anime series. Plus a reboot that had 5 films so far.

Also if Warcraft don't make it I don't believe for a second that asscreed or ghost in the shell will make it.
I don't think normies will flock to vidya game adaptations of films or an anime adaptation of a film. I don't see it happening plus Hebrewood has already fucked with several vidya adaptation films and anime adaptation films, even adapting a South Korean film they have managed to fuck up, they can't even adapt Swedish films without looking like retards.

Wow, the lighting looks worse than in the games.

Could you possibly be anymore of a faggot?

Reminds me of Prince of Persia movie. That's not a good thing. Trailer is generic and will probably be below mediocre but will be at least better than the Ratchet and Clank bomb we got this year.

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In case someone shills the cumskin meme

What a fucking cesspool.

I didn't realize calling out blatant spam counts as butthurt.

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screenshotting this EPIC thread for r/4chan

"INTERNET HACKERS ANONYMOUS WUZ KANGS AN SHIET"

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Not like The Witcher is a popular series of Polish books or had prior movies or anything.
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Fucking Holla Forumsedditors.

FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE

The "reboot" shooter that killed Starbreeze (RIP, made great games prior) or the originals?

Using BC is triggering goy.

I meant actual high production quality Hollywood stuff, user. Don't be so salty.

Has a female pc and trannies aparently

Just the one tranny, and it wasn't even convinving. It'd have been raped to Charing Cross and back if there were such a thing back then in Victorian Britain.

Oh, asshole's creed syndicate, thought you were talking about pic related.

Because of the popularity of GOT and the vidya was a success, they are making a shitty film about witcher how quaint. I only wonder if they are going after the books or doing a fan fiction like the games are.

We know its going to be shit, but how shit will it be is the final and the great question. I would almost bet money they are going to base it off the vidya, And pass it off as the books, since if they would take the books they could not possibly have the dry humor and general hur racism towards the elf race and obviously there is going to be niggers in the film.
cuz we wuz europeanz n shit.

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More likely they'd just have put her in an asylum because people back then understood this was a mental illness.

the church did nothing wrong

Noped out the second nigger music started.

You know, before all this gender special snowflake shit, it used to be known as crossdressing.

Fucking Ubisoft.

youtube.com/watch?v=CMn2UD0EnXs

Here's a better version.

I still recall the anal devastation because CDPR stuck with the source material and it being, you know, Polish folklore and didn't toss random niggers and minorities in for CURRENT YEAR.

Funny, because the anime movie had nothing that made the manga special.

It was an edgy, grimdark adaptation that took itself took too seriously.

ARYANS

yeah, its only retarded Americans or British signaling people that believe there where niggers in Europe.

Yes, the games stick with the source material because there where so much shit that was made from the witcher lore and geralt in general, and most of it was shitty. So if the game would have been random stick things there and here, that do not follow the source material the first game would have been a fail.

So I know the movie will fail because it will not follow the books in any shape or form, they will probably take the games and follow it from there. And then stick the based on the novels hur dur, even tough the games are nothing but fan fiction in a sense since geralt got killed in one of the books, he got stuck like a pig. Kinda why they remind the audience he got stuck like a pig and killed.

I am talking about the anime series and movies there are several. But what they do, in just what you call edge which I assume is the philosophical questions of advanced technology in general, is what made the anime series and anime films good. From what I've heard the manga even takes this concept further with sociology and so on.

But I know for a fact they will not have those things in the American version of the movie, because it too hard to sell, its easier to sell a robot chick that is kick-ass.

So my guess it will be an entertaining action flick but it will not have anything of the "philosophical questions of advanced technology" I think that is what you call edge.

We will see.

Ubisoft is sadly kill. If they ever make another Rayman game I doubt they'll have sexy halfnaked pixie women anymore.

They put street shitters in the expansion, and Geralt uses the current year meme at one point, "it's the 13th century," so even they may be caving. If CDPR gets pozzed I'll be completely done with video games. Not trying to be edgy, there's simply nothing left that I enjoy.

Finally, a kindred spirit.