Xena or Gabrielle?

Would you rather be kicked in the balls by Xena or by Gabrielle?

Xena all day erryday.

Would she kiss them better afterwards?

I guess Gabrielle might, like "Ooops, sorry, I didn't want to hurt you that much - is there anything I can make them feel better?"

Xena - no fucking way.

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but she could only kick you once, then it's game over for you and your balls

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man she sports a nice set of jubblies , the show never did enough justice to them but that's probably because she would upstage Lucy Lawless

pitty she's not a natural blonde though

fat chance - even at 45 she's smoking hot

The odd thing is, clothed, I'd say Callisto is hotter, but Lucy Lawless has really nice tits.

I'd do them both. Simultaneously

Seeing as how Xena would crush your balls, Gabrielle would be the best option if you don't fancy getting castrated.

This filename tells me you have more, user…

I'm with ,I'd Iike to see more

>not having watched and masturbated to all of Spartacus.

There's the disconnect. Spartacus sucks ass.

what

My body is not ready yet

Please tell me Julie Benz is in it too.

no, but she was on Defiance with one of Xena's SpartaFriends. ;^)

The show itself is pretty shit. I was only ever interested in it for the tits and fuck scenes, which started drying up around the second or third season

Where is that from

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Id would rather get castrated by Xena.

I doubt that she would wear yours as jewelry