Top Gear

are these the same guy?

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Gay porn is gay porn. What do you think?

Yes

Why don't they stop beating about the bush and just call it

TOP KEK

I love how Cuck Gear is dead before it's even started, even with all of the trailers and publicity, but the hype for Clarkson just keeps growing.

it didn't get shut down, they quit, you autistic kike nigger :^)

So they have a name for the show now.

fuck off back to freech, faggot

Chris Evans contemplating suicide?

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This made me kek more than it should
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Nah, he gets paid to drive expensive cars in exotic places. Even if the world hates him and no one watches the show, he's still getting paid to do fun stuff. He'll probably get to do that for a couple years before he gets fired but it would be worth it. He's probably making millions for it too.

I would not underestimate Chris Evan's ego.

Ready for Flop Gear anons?

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Oh great, the summerfags are here.

You know that if you just ignored them, they'll eventually piss off to their bunker, and that ackowledging them just make them think they're trolololo-trooling-u, right?

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Along with Gordan Ramsay

Well literally just fuck my shit up then.

Why is UK Gordon Ramsey such a dick?

He was being quite polite in that one. US Ramsey is constant screaming

There go my plans of torrenting this shite

To be fair if I had to watch burgers trying to cook I'd be screaming constantly as well.

They are just going to get this so wrong.

I agree. Brits are known for their culinary expertise, after all.

Yip

Just over a week till Flop Gear anons. Ready for BBC butthurt?

It will be like the ballbusters. anyone who doesn't like it is a racist, homophobic, neo nazi.

It's because it's the perfect example of the BBC being out of touch in its little London-bubble.

Fucking ticking every box on the diversity checklist, for example, or assuming Clarkson was only popular for controversy and trying to replicate that with Evans.

Everyone wants to see it fail.

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Also

wew

Ahahahahah

I can't wait for this shit to bomb like Nagasaki

All the Jalopnik tears will be delicious!

oh fuck man that's the best. It's not about the cars, its not about hte stunts, its the banter and chemistry

Wonder if a producer will end up punching Chris Evans?

It's going to be called Still
:^)

To add

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Clear sign of a fuck up.

More trailers, more Ginger Twat

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WHAT KIND OF SHOW YOU WANT FAM?

But it's possible to come back from that.

In-fact Nagisaki and Hiroshima have some of the best infrastructure in the country because they were designed from the ground up with roads and rail in mind instead of trying to work them into a centuries old city.

Ginger Twat Defense League plz go

I know that's you Evans.

It's just a figure of speech, m'nigga

The keks just keep coming.

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South Koreans are in a special class all to themselves when it comes to bad drivers. Hell 90% of their tv shows, when they want to add some quick drama, have a car accident happen to a character because they're that common place.

Maybe the Koreans should invest in bumber cars?

Looks like they are blanketing any chance to get news about how the filming went.

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TOP GEAR IS KILL

What is the point at all?

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It's confirmed, it's officially:

CUCK GEAR!

Women loved Top Gear. Every chick I know watched it and want to have Jeremy Clarkson's babies, whereas only a few guys did. How are these faggot Londoners so out of touch with normal people?

This show is the Rhodesia of TV.

Half expecting OC of the Trio with Fals and Shorts.

The current gear begins in 25 minutes.

It's 8pm bongtime. Cuck gear is going to air now.

fuck bongistan

DESIGNATED INDIAN CREW

It's shit, SHIT.

Is there a stream somewhere?

Try plebbit. Official stream is only available in UK.

Briefly saw it on my tv by accident. No chemistry whatsoever.

It's centred, narated and presented all by Evans himself.

The merchant meme is real.
Gordon Ramsey should tell Evans how raw his shitty program is.

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Mini as in Mini Cooper?

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That guy in the leather jacket expression says it all

I had no idea this was even on today.

You don't miss anything. They just ruined the most successful tv show on earth.

4 U

Finally over, just kill the show.

It was on? How bad was it?

The whole look of the studio sections feels more like a late 90's/early 00's Saturday morning kids show. Also Evans is boring as shit, he has no presence and when he talks about cars you get the feeling that he doesn't really care.

Or maybe it's just me.

Barth2032

errytiem with these faggots

Matt LeBlanc wasn't terrible

You what? He was atrocious

Compared to Evans he wasn't so bad

Compared to Evans, shit isn't so bad

He didn't get to bring friends.

I'd feel like a manchild dressing that way, and I'm half his age.

So it aired. apparently it was shit

TOP KEK

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The Guardian did a live commentary of it.

10/10

stick a fork in it

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top fucking kek

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But how are the ratings?

I imagine this is exactly what's going to happen to Cisbusters. It'll end up being so bad that they'll have to back down from their previous 'It's [CURRENT YEAR]' ideological moaning.

They probably wont be abysmal this week, but they're going to drop fast.

Fuck.. I really don't want to pay $99/year just to watch one show.

I think you can buy Amazon video stuff like per episode. Or you can just pay for the video portion and it costs about the same as Netflix.

Clarkson's brand of "offensive" humor is so uniting and popular that he is probably the key to world peace.

Probably good this time, everyone wants to see the trainwreck. Next week they'll be terrible.

Also Clarkson proves that these butthurt PC and SJW crowd are the loud minority, not representative of the public at all or their interests

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This has to be a new level of shit that has never been seen before.

Holy shit, Ramsay lost that one.

Oh god.
Why did I turn it on.

What did he mean by this?

I wonder if he'll delete it next week, when next to nobody will want to watch that trainwreck.

He thinks if he screams long enough it will make it true.

I expect an even bigger meltdown once the second episode airs and the view count sinks like the Titanic.

People wanted to see one in the wreckage. FACT. No-one will watch it again. FACT. This way of typing is making me look like an insufferable faggot like him. FACT.

CRASHING THIS SHOW WITH NO SURBIBORS

What is it that makes ginger males the biggest cucks on the planet?

Ginger prick meltdown imminent.

Why are there machine guns on the cars in nofuns Britbongistan? Why is the car one of those faggy button-start ones? Why is the woman shilling for a dead video game series?

Cause ginger is a disease.

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Christ, Sabine got fucking OLD.
She aged like a wine. From alcohol to vinegar.

Germans think that's funny.

I didn't even know it was on. My brother, who's a big Top Gear fan, did know it was on and refused to watch it. Ratings couldn't have been that good.

Question is, what else was there to watch at that time?

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Fucking love it.

DESIGNATED SHITTING CAR

it was at this two minute moment, i quit watching.

I havent seen a second since.

The cuck brought some curry niggers who cook for him on the show? did they lack a brown host?

Marvel should fire him and replace with someone better as Captain America.
The BBC should cancel Evans stupid show

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Should someone complain to Offcom about how racist and offensive that is? :^)

I think it was about the anniversary for top gun.
Watch top gun faggot.

FACT

Watched about 4 minutes of it. Who's idea was it to have him try to be Clarkson?

His most likely.

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fucking kek

You have to scroll down a fuck ton.

A lot of gingers seem to be inbred to the point of insanity.

I look forward to hearing about his inevitable suicide.

Oh please, let this series bomb like fuck from Episode 2 onwards. If it makes Chris Evans kill himself I would have the time of my life.

It would all be worth it then.

Holy shit, people have been blasting the wrong Chris Evans!

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Honestly, if it had Captain America Chris Evans I'd watch it over this shit.

He's uglier than any of the real Top Gear hosts too.

His first fucking post, lel.

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You really expect people to use their brain even once unless their life depends on it?
hell, even then I wouldn't really count on it.
They see the name, google it, and don't care who it really is as long as it is the person they belive it has to be.

So they "forgot" that Top Gear was made up of more than just Clarkson?

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Seems so, they forget it was a trio that was well balanced and worked well together.

I never heard of another Chris Evans, i feel dumb now.

How was The Stig?

Just watched it. Was not great, especially for them trying to make it an exciting new start for the series. Felt amateurish at times eg. Gordon Ramsay couldn't read the teleprompter so they had to move it closer and played this off as a joke.

Chris Evans had no charisma and came off as a slimy git trying to act a lot younger and cooler than he was. Also, not funny at all. Joey from Friends was pretty good. Actually had personality. It was funny watching their celebrity guests not give a shit at all and not take it seriously, while Chris Evans desperately tried to keep the crowd engaged.

Ginger Twat made a joke about how they have custody of the Stig now.

What does tis Chris Evans even look like?

A nu-male cuck. See and pic-related.

ETERNAL CUMSKIN

WEW
E
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I feel bad for Joey. He seems like a nice enough guy who just wanted a dream gig.

I didn't know the cucks at Gawker still had jobs.

At this rate, I think Gawker are looking for someone who's fucked up bigger than them.

Fact. I have a son name Carl.

It's like they are about to stab him in the back

In police terms we call that an eyefuck.

I don't think you can get much bigger than 'sued and soon to be out of business'

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Never change, Gawker.

There is not a single smile in that room.

Don't you have to pay to be an audience member for this shit?

Just think: these people paid for this

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I think with this episode they had to pay those people. Or they kidnapped them which may explain their expressions.

The waiting list is easily over a year, it's very likely they bought tickets expecting to see the usual trio but ended up with this shitshow instead.

I have no clue, but that might explain why there's an audience at all.
Those people do all have the expression of "I fucking paid for this shit, I'm going to see it through to the end".

Can't wait for episode 2 when the show fucking bombs.

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nice

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They actually laugh tracked it, the absolute mad men!

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So I guess episode 2, or at the least 3, will have some CG audience since no one will wat to go there anymore?

Cuck Gear
Current Gear
Cock Gear

good god, stunt drivers and laugh tracks

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Please laugh.

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Jeb Bush found a worthy successor.

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Serious question, how has he not killed himself?

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Fuck, that's pathetic.

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WE CAN FUCKING SEE THE PEOPLE NOT LAUGHING

He hates the white race too much to give them the joy of seeing him dead and buried.

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What does that mean, other than that people didn't care enough to watch it on the day? Well spun, my friends.

2nd episode.

Not enough, 4 guests now.

His wifes bull did it for him, while he was sitting next to him watching. I mean come on, it's the current gear.

Joey from You get to bring Friends misgendered the dike once as man.

The ginger man didn't shout this time. He drives even slower than Captain Slow. The whole thing was just boring.

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JUST

Old top gear did this too, was really obvious

Top kek.

FACT

I knew it would drop, but nearly 50%?
They'll get canned before the end of summer.

Crashing the BBC, with no survivors!

put a ten pence piece in the meme machine

Everything about his face is punchable.

Anyway, anyone noticed this between Top Gear and Current Gear?

Top Gear with Clarkson, May and Hammond
"Interact with the audience when not shooting, get to talk to them"
"Not afraid to mingle while shooting, even give the occasional shout to them in a scene they are filming for their input"
"Ask politely to do "x" and "y"
"Use audience as part of the show, not a prop"

Top Gear with Chris Evans
"SHUDDUP YOU ARE SEEN NOT HEARD!"
"STAND STILL AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU!"
"WHY U NO LAUGH AT MY JOKES?"
"YOU ARE RUINING MY SHOW!"

No greentext cause get status 0 error if I try to post using it

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hotwheels codemonkey fix your shit

The only one with the slightest hint of charisma here is Leblanc but even he just comes across as a cheap sellout douche since he's scripted all the time. Best bit of current gear so far has been him and that rap nigra having a bit of natural unscripted interaction.

Fuck's sake if they were so hell bent on just replacing the trio with new blood and pretending as if nothing happened the best way to do that would be to take some naturally charismatic people who like to talk about cars, send them on a roadtrip together while recording everything and just editing it down to the best bits and airing that. Instead they run this pantomime of a show and act all indignant when the audience justly calls them out on their shit production.

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"I like to prep my wife's bull using my mouth. FACT" - @achrisevans, on Reddit.

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this keeps getting better.

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James May just uploaded this to youtube.

Holy shit looking over some May's videos it's fucking gold!

And he actually made a video about making that pie.

sage for double post

That's a big pie.

For quuuuads.

What's the over under for Chris Evans getting fired before the series is over?

Well they've lowered the payouts if the show gets cancelled before the end of it's season so there's that.

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Is that how you misogynists mansplain being blokey? I can't stand lad culture!

what a nice guy to offer a cup of tea to the jernoze

I just remembered, James May did a motoring related short tv series by himself a short while back called "James May's Cars of the People"

He managed by himself to make a better show than Cuck Gear

The whole series is free on Amazon Prime if anyone has it.

JUST

PUNCH

MY

CAREER

IN

THE

CUCKHOLE

lol holy shit. this fucken ponce looks like Toby Jones fucked himself in the ass and then tried to abort the fetus

You had ONE job user!

I really hope that The Grand Tour will have cheap car challenges. Shit like the Bolivia and Botswana challenges were the best parts of top gear, since it had a focus on bantz and loveable shitboxes. The later challenges had way too much scripting though, like the source of the river nile and lorry challenge.

What a lad.

I don't know "killing one of the most popular shows on the BBC" seems bigger.

Nah, it's just British slang.

That show is gone, user. It died. The best we can hope for at this point is a presentable corpse. Unlike the diarrhea stew the BBC cooked up and is trying to feed the masses with.

So predictions for the next episode? How low can the ratings go?

I can only hope that there's at least some regular car, unscripted stuff in TGT. It's hard to pinpoint where old top gear started to get too script heavy, I think it was around season 18

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This kind of thing happens all the time to TV shows. Network executives decide to try and be creative people, completely ruin everything people like about a show and it fails so hard that the network has to cancel it. It's nothing new, even to show as big as Top Gear.

Whereas Gawker's brand of fuckupery may end up actually having long lasting consequences for journalism as a whole, in addition to losing them their business.

Just watched both these episodes and goddam those were incredibly good

upvoted

Two words: India Special.

any motorsport enthusiasts here? What do you watch?

For me it's: WTCC, BTCC, WEC, Formula 1, Indycar, WRC, v8 supercars, WRX, MotoGP and Moto3.

I also forgot DTM, something I recently got into.

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Top Gear host Chris Evans hits the skids as he is spotted drinking in the street just days after his show loses a third of its audience by episode two

C'mon, you ginger cuck, you can do it, just kill yourself, it's the best thing you'll ever do in your pathetic life.

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What if this power spirals out of control?

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You know, now I'm more inclined to laugh at

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You think anyone has control of meme magic?
You're nothing but a vessel for the memes to occupy. The memes influence you, not the other way around. And once a meme has reached critical mass, it manifests in the real world beyond your words and type.

I have become Meme, destroyer of worlds.

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That is the face of a man who drinks wine before it's time.

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Man, if I wasn't so interested in the history of nuclear technology I would have let it slide.
If you're going to quote one of the greatest minds of the last century, you need to get it right bro.

He even breaks down like a homo. Stumble around town with a bottle of whiskey, like a man, don't sit down with a nice glass of wine, you pretentious faggot.

Is there even one thing to like about this douchebag? Aside of course from his role in making sure cuckgear crashes and burns with no survivors.

>this man has grandchildren

Imagine the ridicule that must come from having people know this is your grandad

I grew up in England during this retards hey day, even then, at that age, I didn't understand the appeal. TFI Friday and something called Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, then some morning show or other. The twat was inescapable. I'm flummoxed that he's back, while Mark Lamarr is doing a radio show no one fucking listens to.

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Depressed drunkards aren't really rational beings, user.

At least it's wine and not lager beer, I guess.

I've consumed tremendous quantities of alcohol and never have I got to that level of retardation

10/10 reference lad

This is by far the most pathetic and desperate display of middle-age crisis I've seen.

Each person handles their drink differently

Isn't that the point, user?

….Control?

You can't control memes, any more than you can control fire.
And the fire rises.

I imagine he passed his cuckery onto his wife's children so that they don't mind being shat on.

Fug I completely wiped that episode from memory. Holy shit it was so bad, like who the fuck thought it would be a great idea to have an entire top gear episode of nothing but skits and jokes instead of car related challenges. The Top Gear ground force episode was better than the india special.

Another honourable mention for best top gear challenge was the "Motorsport for the price of golf" challenge

oh boy.

I was frowning the entire time.

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hello darkness my old friend

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I've got some bad news, lads. Mr. Evans' "jeans" are in fact spandex leggings with a faux jean stretch fabric. The height of women's fashion, all the chic ladies I know affectionately refer to them as "jeggings". Notice the elastic waistband combined with the skinny cut.

In other words, I recognize that gay blowjob

At least he appreciates a nice ass. Could there be hope for him?

He's looking at the trash m8, probably searching for his career.

this

He's wearing sunglasses, he could be looking anywhere.

Apparently he used to fuck Geri Halliwell. Don't ask me how.

HOW?

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His head is tilted too far to the right to be looking at her ass, unless he has super-human peripheral vision. He would have to have his head turned forward in order to see her ass, then he's only be seeing the side of it. See

too far to the left*

Maybe it's one of those things where he was looking at her ass but didn't want her to see him looking at her ass so he turned his head and the paps didn't catch him looking at her ass in time to take a decent photo.

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So what stage are we at right now?

When has he ever demonstrated anything other than denial?

Remember folks, anyone who uses this kind of argument ('I'd like to see you do better') can be safely disregarded. It's a clear indication they've got nothing to say.

Oh come on guys, the guy is obviously a fucking hardcore homo, just look at the way he dresses and acts.

Nah, he's clearly a hardcore perv. Just one that hides it behind 'nodding respectfully'.

he dresses like a 14yo teenager that goes to emo concerts. He's not only gay, he's probably a gay pedo as well, and also a douche for wearing kids clothes when he's in his 40's. Why would he be checking out a female's ass?

Forcing "Evidence" to fit your own persnoal narrative sounds awfully familiar.

No, it's to fit my own observations. This guy looks and acts like a homo, therefore he probably is. If he's not, then I guess am at fault.

Why are you defending this fag so hard anyways? Do you think he's funny and did you actually like the new TG eps?

He's been married three times. He has three children and one grandchild. He's had several high profile affairs, including with Geri Halliwell.

I'm not saying he can't be gay, but three wives and four children is pretty far to go to hide your homosexuality. Especially since he's one of those [CURRENT YEAR] twats who are all about how it's okay to be gay now.

Is it defending him to say that he's clearly checking out that woman's ass?

Ah yes, getting married to prove he's not gay. This has been going on for centuries. I bet he gets pounded by gay niggers every sunday when his wife is out with the kids.

Three times? Think of the alimony. Is it really worth it just to 'prove' you're not gay?

He's probably not to be honest. That woman is not downrange of him, she is clearly equal to him. The extreme tilt to his left tells me that he is either concentrating on something over there or just is preoccupied.

When was the last time you saw a girl walking by and just quickly turned to the opposite way that she was walking, to seem like you weren't paying attention? Never? Because that would be too obvious. You would just keep your head steady and admire the ass as it passed by.

Openly admiring her ass would be even more obvious.

No, openly pretending to not be looking at her ass while wearing shades would be obvious. You should just keep your head steady.

A girl walking by seeing some guy turn his head away quickly and look in the opposite direction would trigger her.

But see, at least that way you've got plausible deniability.

so you like this guy, right? I mean, let's get past all of the insults here. You like the new format of Top Gear?

Are you serious?

No one's saying the new top gear isn't shit, but you can't be 100% on the ball when it comes to incoming bitches and where to look 24/7. I'm sure even Steve McQueen fucked up a few times.

The guy looks like a fucking red-headed step child with low-T that dresses up like a princess on the weekends. I can't accept the fact that he checks out women's asses, I'm sorry.

Well said m8. It's a tacit admission that CHM did it better.

The jeggings-loving grandpa is in infact 50 years of age, as of April 1st, CURRENT YEAR.

The male gaze is your greatest strength. Use it well, use it often. Women can wear what they want, and I can look where I want. Looking at a girl's ass while walking behind her up a staircase is fine. Fixing your eyes on a short-skirted dame when the winds blow is also fine. We call that the kamikaze, lads.

The memes are getting stronger

He was conceived ironically

Ironic breeding is still shiposting

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