/got/ general

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in the books they were gonna use a fake arya to marry ramsay
maybe they'll dress up rickard as a little girl?

/cuteboys/ will fap at this idea

And I wouldn't be surprised if there is rule 34 of this already

Actually its Sansa. Because feminism.

The samefagging patrick poster is gone. Thank the Gods.

That's fucking stupid and doesn't jive with her character at all.
It must be true.

you rang?

All you had to do was say you missed us.

I miss Joffrey, he would have fucked them all up.
He stood up to his whore mother and his faggot grandpa and didn't take shit from anyone.
Tommen is a weak faggot who would get fucked in the ass by the High Sparrow and enjoy it.

Now you get Hawkposting!

RICKONS ALIVE?

Her only sin is supposedly lying to the faith as Queen. Cersei allowing the Faith Millitant does not give free reign to imprison their liege's consort without a trial. At least in the books she is accused of much more heinous crimes than "lying", this accusation which is only substaniated because some faggot knows about a certain birthmark.

Guess what? Loras is high born and thus has multiple staff bathing and clothing him, having a near-serious cancermole somewhere on his thigh is not proof of him being a faggot. It doesn't hold water, and the detainment is not in scale with the accusation. The sin is not substaniated by the High Khaliph. But whatever, it's fanfiction anyway.

In the books, He did nothing wrong. In the show, well. You know.
BRAVO NOSE&NOSE

You know its habbening.

I can't fucking wait.

my favorite is the mountain because I like big guys

It is known.

>must contain my autism or else I'll be accused of not liking anything ever because I don't like Marvel movies and League of Legends

Umber time

How did howland reed not die from getting stabbed?

just say "eh, could've been better" you sperg

i thought even normies started hating it by now
most of my normie friends usually say they're sick of how the game changed over the years and stopped

But ramsay married sansa

So what's the bet Sansa rapes Ramsay?

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so dress rickon as sansa and just never say she escaped

I have loved one and only ONE…lemoncake

He got stabbed in the side, not his vitals.
Painful, but not immediately lethal.

Swamp magic

"then they should do better"

you should get friends who aren't fags while you're at it

I do, but the ones that aren't fags have never even read or touched this series.
At least I can talk to my mom about it. She's not a shit-eating retard.

This. His point of view is understandable, especially if you consider his age. His family got butchered and eaten by wildlings after all so he had the right to feel betrayed by Jon. Nonetheless, he did commit treason and got the deserved punishment. The scene of hanging was well done too, you can tell Jon felt guilty and realized he's about to execute a child, but it had to be done. Thorne on the other hand should have known better, he let butthurt cloud his reason.

Say what you want about Joffrey, but he would have Sparrow's head on a spike the day he would try to arrest Cersei. Maybe incite a civil war in the process, but Tommen is just laughable. Just when you think he manned up a bit and grew a spine, he lets Sparrow talk him down like a puppy.

Osha tortured and killed, Rickon shot in front of Jon to enrage him, like user said →
There will be two burning, crucified bodies displayed before Battle of the Bastards. Who will it be? We thought it's gonna be Rickon and Osha, but now it seems it could be Roose and Walda, but why?

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get some actual friends with shared interests, beta faggot.

But I do?
It's not like I have 1 friend, nigger.

So Stannis could stilll be alive right? I thought the umbers had his corpse in that cart but apparently it was rickon and osha

Why do you hate the love of Patrick, user? Do not metapost, that derails the thread

no, he's not alive

Let it go, user. D&D assassinated his character and then they assassinated him.

Then why are you being such a little bitch with that fauxfriend, did he save your life or something?
If you think it's shit, you could at the very least say that you think "they are leaving much potential untouched" or something else compromising instead of outright lying. That might also spark his interests in reading the books and see the shit for what it is.

And what exactly would be his purpose in the story at this point? He has no army, no family, and in the show it's Sansa and Jon who will unite The North.

He actually asked me if he should read the books, but he was apprehensive because he didn't know if they had more characters and he wasn't sure if he could keep up with all of them.
I told him to take his ADD medication if he ever decides to. He knows I think the show is shit, I bitched about it all last season.

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hasn't read ADWD
Don't bother, if you want to keep some respect for GRRM. It's worse than you can imagine. You thought his prose can't get any worse, he can't introduce more pointless characters and write more pages without progressing the story significantly? Well, think again. The relevant plot points were already included in the show (besides Stannis who still lives), so you won't miss out much by skipping the book althogether.

Haha :) I understand that feeling completely

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It's literally confirmed, for the show at least

Yes, but shaggydog not

No, actually, I never thought that at any point in the four books I've read so far.
So I guess I have nothing to worry about.

UUUU

Don't say we didn't warn you after you're done reading though :)

They even spend some time remembering the Hound the same episode.
It's coming, I'm telling you.
Arya even explains that she didn't see him die but left him for dead.

I look forward to coming back here and laughing at all of you because you can't keep up.

Sadly not, I don't think Captain Phasma fail to take Stannis out of his misery

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Why do people hate this book? I didn't think it was bad, although I skipped every Dany chapter so there's that

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She put him in the garbage compactor.

"He'll only have to face one…"

So, in the next episode it will be revealed that Jon is a targ.
Has he never noticed that fire doesn't hurt him or is he just a very shit targ?

You know, I have to acknowledge it now. The actor who played Joffrey was damn good. It didn't really hit me until last thread. Ramsay is garbage, he's boring, irritating and hatable.

Joffrey was insufferable and easy to despise, but he was entertaining. Every single scene with him was entertaining. He was a good villain. Even if I despised him I wanted to see what he was going to do. To paraphrase Tyrion, Joffrey was malicious, cowardly and stupid. He felt like a complete, real character. When his death came my only issue with it was that it wasn't satisfying enough. I wanted to see him broken and forced to admit his own weakness.

Ramsay I just want dead, I don't even care if it happens off-screen, his entire plot is boring at this point. He was a great villain when we were first introduced to him, but there's nothing interesting or even consistent about him at this point. Oh, he likes to torture people, big whoop. He doesn't have a very large army, why would any house in the North support him?

Fire hurts Targs you stupid, dumb motherfucker.
I bet you think they're immune to disease, too. Dipshit.

fire hurt him when he grabbed that lantern way back when

Confirmed beyond any doubts. Do you think it will be part of S6? I expect a cliffhanger in final episode when Faith declares Hound their champion.

What floor do you live on? It's quite a sturdy book, haha :)

To be fair, I think Ramsay's actor is pretty good too… in the earlier seasons when he was still fresh. He was genuinely creepy and terrifying.
But D&D played up the edge way too much and now, as a result, Ramsay is just boring and all of his dialogue is shit.

I live on the second floor and I don't destroy things I bought like some kind of animal.

The faith maybe intended to put Lancel as their champion, but he will be murdered by Gregor Clegane after Cersei delivers the "I choose violence"

It's almost like he's CIA

Tell me about the Starks, Why they have direwolves?

The man is destined to play creepy fucks.

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If that happens I'm going to quit the show. Using that as a cliffhanger is just inexcusable. Either do it this season or the next. I don't want my dick teased and then having to wait forever with blue balls, it's just not worth it.

See → :)
You did the right decision by skipping Dany chapters, they are horrible. Didn't you have any complaints regarding the rest of the content?

HYPE

Gleeson's acting performance was the best in the show in my opinion, even better than experienced acting veterans like Dance or Dillane. He became the character, you didn't see Gleeson but the spoilt sadistic brat come to life on screen, that's the highest acting achievement.

It's all in his eyes and mouth.

I don't see many reasons either for hating it that much in particular over the other books of the series. The only gripe is for the the ones who had to wait 10 fucking years to read POV from ASOS that ended in even worse cockteases for The Winds of Never Ever.
I actually like ADWD a lot for the non-explicit plots that is happing outside of the attention of the pov characters, like Stannis' campaign or the battle of the division within the First Men between alliegence with Animal husbandry and the Children of the Forest, and I hope those intricacies are why that fat fuck is is slow instead of a shit work ethic. But who am I? I'm just a Knight of Summer who started reading after binge watching the the first 3 seasons, I don't know anything of the cold waits for TWOWinter.

Can this nigger do anything in photos but make the goddamn Dreamworks face?
Fuck you, you fat fucking chode. I hate the betas that do this shit so they look "nonthreatening" and "cute", fuck you.

He used to portray the dork pretty well in that show, guy can act but even the best actors get fucked by shit writing

I didn't see whatever skit set this up, why do they all have such varied expressions?

Nah. I think it's the teeth.

He also has a shitton of fangirls and does romantic songs, shit is weird.

He was a psycho from season one, from weird internet porn/ocd clean house/hiding bodies in the freezer and talking to them.

On the subject of that dreamworks face: if she pulled one would you die?

Not a single one actually, except a couple of Jon chapters that were boring. I really like Aegon and JonCon though

I think it's the chin.
He has such a… strong chin.

That would be like TWD season finale where the kikes of AMC didn't deliver who was lucille'd by Negan

It would be extremely painful to look at.

It would be extremely painful

If I put my dick in between her eyebrows, how long do you think it would take for me to cum on her forehead?

Do you fancy hair pies m8?

user pls

Do you remember S5 finale? The entire episode was a big cliffhanger.

It has to be his own fault at this point

No, I prefer shaven pussy. Maybe with like, a little symbol left over or something.

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I understand, the only highlight in entire Tyrion's storyline in ADWD for me. Cliche tragic character, but better than what Gurm has been delivering lately (past 15 years)
Elaborate

Holy shit her ass is huge!

He got the role of playing the romantic fatso neckbeard, that's worse than the torture cuck role of Theon and other bad roles when it comes to pulling pussy.

so are her arms lmao

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Actual subtle writing?

It's just a promo photo from backstage that appeared on social media, the interview took place just before S5 IRRC. Quite boring.

This is relevant to my interests

I know, and they didn't fucking show it off when she was stripped by the horse women. I'm so disappointed with everything this show does.

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Emilia Clarke refuses to get naked again, so any "naked" scene she will have, or it is a body double or a cocktease.

I just like him. It was about time we got a non-faggot Targ who is supported by a lot of characters I like too (Connington, Varys, Illyrio, the whole Golden Company). Through his storyline we are able to see the Stormlands and Dorne in a way we haven't before (full blown war) and maybe the Reach too. I have confidence he will take the Iron Throne and hold it (at least until Dany Sue gets to Westeros) and fuck the Lannisters shit up.

What's not to like?

Do you believe Sophie is actually 5'7'' like her acting profile claims? She has high heels there, but she's pushing six feet anyway in my opinion.

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Women, much like men, lie about their height. They just go in the opposite direction since short girls are perceived as cuter.
The girl, in big heels, is about an inch or two shorter than Conan, so we can guess she's about half a foot shorter without them.
Given that he's 6'4, yeah, she probably is nearly six feet tall.

What good is she if she won't show her big ass? She can't act and her character is worthless since she doesn't do anything and doesn't really interact with the real story. She's just filler and filler ought to show its plump juicy ass or it won't satisfy.

Do you think Liam is as cool as Davos is?

I know. But considering how GRRM and by extent D&D put Daenerys in a pedestal, I suppose Emilia believes she's so important, that now she can demand a rise in her wage and how her scenes should be handled.

As far as how he responded on interviews, apparently so.

Well, season one she was a nobody so she did everything to get famous.
Now she is famous so she no longer needs to do this.
When her carreer tanks expect to see all kinds of kinky shit from her. It will probably be soon considering terminator.

Lel

Is this story leading up to something or not? It's like in one of those crappy mangas which publishing companies never let end so they go on their retarded quest for years and years but nothing ever happens and then it all gets resolved or forgotten in like a couple of issues at most before ending. Is GRRM just a troll?

I hate to sound all MGTOW, but Christ women can be infuriatingly stupid with their grass is always greener bullshit.

Now Amelia thought she could get fat and hide her rolls from viewers when the only reason she's famous is because we saw her take it in the ass while making dragon noises, and now that the whale has harpooned her own career she's going to try to go nude again now that her tits are likely deflated and worse-looking from the weight gain followed by loss?

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Winter is always coming until it gets there. "Winter is coming" may as well mean "Winter's not here yet." Let me put it another way. Is it Christmas? No, but Christmas is coming. Eventually, it will be Christmas.

The Whitewalkers aren't crossing the wall until Winter falls on Westeros.

They look like the new Lords of the North

I'm talking storywise, not lorewise.

So is that a thing that is ever going to happen or will the story just end because GRRM wrote himself into a corner and all the shit that seemed interesting will never really get into play? At this point I don't blame the rulers for not sending any real support to the wall, the white walkers are about a big of a threat as global warming.

Ha, maybe I should go to the westeros.org forums more often.

So who has the largest ass in Westeros?

Storywise it hasn't happened because winter hasn't come yet.
It's been getting colder, nigger, are you just expecting King's Landing to get balls-deep in a snowstorm overnight or something?

KHALEESI

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Hodor?

It had already started snowing in King's Landing in the ADWD epilogue.

Also, the next book is called Winds of Winter.
I have the feeling winter is coming soon.

She'll be there, you just wait. Eventually. Sometime. At one point. Maybe.

Okay, she'll probably die of old age before she arrives in Westeros. If we're talking people already there then I guess it's either Cersei if we go by the books or smirkfu if we go by the show. I think. Maybe Osha has grown a bigger ass since she was last seen? Varys is overseas so he doesn't count…

According to spoilers the Ice Spooky Scary Skeletons will be at the Wall and Dolorous Edd will die trying to protecting Castle Black so probably this season ends with the first snow on King's Landing.

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Gregor Clegane.

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That actually sounds pretty cool. Hopefully that will be the cliffhanger rather than

Because him being around means I don't have to see this stupid bullshit.

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Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse

Sam.

Such a wasted character

Fucking directors and writers have a huge hardon for Sand Snakes that they end up raping Dorne and a good chunk of plot

Maybe all of that happens at the same time, just like season 5 finale, Arya Blindness, Cersei's Walk of Shame, Daenerys being surrounded by the Dothraki and Jon's "assassination" all of that happened on the same episode.

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How am I supposed to believe that guy was a virgin? I wanted him inside me since I saw misfits.

Ser Not-Appearing-On-This-Show.

Preview for episode four.

Looks like Littlefinger finally shows up again.

Watch them do something cheesy like turn his corpse into a puppet that they dance around outside of the walls of Winterfell to de-moralize Jon.

Fug, I could see that happen.
Remember this post when the season finale airs.

The only interesting story arc now is Arya's.

I forgot she had an arc, I actually keep forgetting she even exists.

About damn time.
He is one of the only interesting characters in the show.

Well trolled, user.

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Everytime littlefinger shows up I hope we will get more banepost material.
And he is also kind of interesting I guess…

For fuck's sake the writting is now fan-fiction-tier (always has been tbqh) and the only reason I'm watching the show is to shitpost about it here.

Funfact: that wasn't in the script, the actor just happened to pass gas at that moment, and they decided to keep the take since they felt it suited the character and the moment.

/bane/ would have a field day if D&D stopped mucking around and decided to subtly banepost in the show.

I just wanna see how it ends at this point.
The shitposting is an extra bonus - when those-we-shall-not-speak-of aren't around these threads can be quite entertaining.

The actor is as repulsive as his character, so probably Lena Headey reactions of disgust when she made scenes with Pycelle's are real.

Source?

The first time in the show he is being useful actually

I don't know why I hate this show so much.

In fact, this show upset me so much it broke any will to read the books.

When will everyone die horribly? or at least some of the horrible people. I've just seen good people die horribly and bad people dying fast or offscreen.

As a hostage/prisoner?

Unless they sent him to the Boltons as a ruse of some kind…

Define "bad people".

Me - just now.

I forgot
I have to admit that he's absurdly hot though.

Anyone but the Starks, the giant girl with his squire and Tyrion, maybe little puppy faggot king too and Daenerys because she is a little damnsel in distress.

*blank sandnigger stare*

Well, anyone would be hot fighting in such high temperatures in full battle armour tbh fam

Kill yourself immediately.

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Fuck you Stannis.

The mad king did nothing wrong.

Why the fuck was Bran so surprised Dayne was stabbed in the back? Is it really so dishonorable after the 5 on 2 fight?

Also Dayne looked like he nearly dropped his swords twice, shit looked hilariously bad.
Especially the part where Dayne stabs Ned's buddy and Ned Just stands aside waiting for Dayne to get his swords out and be ready to fight. Not just stab him and be done with it.

He's going to be shivved by a girl at some point, right?

Not to mention the constant spinning of his swords

Yeah, she is stupid, but is that her fault or the fault of her followers not telling her she is doing retarded stuff?

I bet you're right.
Why is Ned so ugly and difformed though ?
Why didn't D&D keep working with actual swordfighters rather than having them spin the blades like retards ?
Seriously, even an untrained eye could see all the opening there were during those fights so imagine two of the best fighters in westeros.

Yikes… tough crowd.
How about a game instead? Spin the bottle?

To be fair, when she started she only had Jorah and he was way too much into her to tell her no.

Sparrow is a commie faggot

That was part of the act though, I mean the guy is on his knees all the time.

I think a good deal of the plebs thinks it looks cool when they constantly swing and twirl the swords around like a bunch of madmen.

Why didn't he just teach them chess or cards?
The idea that a high class whore that knows 19 languages doesn't know any ways to pass the time other than orgies is a bit silly. Geishas could talk with clients for hours.

Pycelle does the same shit, pretends to be old and sickly. He is also a shit.

Exactly. She was basically a kid when everything started and was illadviced by a cuck knight.

Fuck him, specially because he made Cersei likeable, and just by comiting that crime deserves an horrible death.

Fuck off.

But then we wouldn't have yet another scene of a wise cracking Tyrion drinking wine and being a lovable rouge the comic relief.

Fuck you. Noone in King's Landing deserve to be spared.

No one?

Not a single one.

Not after Ned Stark's execution.

Oh, I thought you were talking about Aerys, not Joff.

I was talking about Aerys. If anyone knew that the citizens of King's Landing were some canceous cunts with no will and just changing of side because they just love to moan then all the city should have burn in wild fire.

These things don't fucking add up, user.

Bravo D&D

I just dislike everyone living in King's Landing and want them dead.

Spinning this plane…
IIRC those lines are in the book as well so it wasnt D&D for once

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How long till they crash a dragon? With no survivors?

I don't know, normalfags are more the type to scream "JUST STAB HIM NOW YOU NIGGER"

How come Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams aged so badly?

Don't you worry, user, Dany will have you covered.

No they weren't.

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I heard there are only 2 seasons left, the final one with more episodes split over 2 years. This season the realm is still unstable as fuck, so I can't imagine it having a lot of white walkers.

But if they tie lose ends this season and the final season mostly about the white walkers? That could be an epic final season. I predict Jon + Daeneris uniting to fight the walkers while other houses try to fuck them, obsessed with the usual power games while ignoring the fucked up winter.

That sound is actually a thing when the sheath is made of metal, like some of the 19th century British sabres.

Or the constant noises those horses make, its the sound they make when they spot a mare in heat.

they're females

How is queen fatass going to get all the way to Westeros? Why would she join forces with some hobo bastard she doesn't even know about?

Seriously, she's been doing diddly squat so far so why do people think she will be a big deal further on?

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That dog looks a lot more appealing than Emilia Clarke.

How many of her changes have stuck so far?

Oh no, she's a terrible ruler, don't misunderstand me.
But she's basically walking around as dragon slave messiah. When an entire continent is structured around a slave economy, the absolute last thing you want is your slaves thinking someone can save them, or worse, that they can save themselves.

Emilia Clarke has a much nicer ass tho, but the dog is cute, I give you that.

Well yeah she's got a horse butt.

DESIGNATED SHITTING DISTRO

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She's more useful as a saint than as a ruler, and maybe Tyrion can see that in her.

Sure, she has the heart in the right place, but she need brains she lack.

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CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Coincidence??????

Where did her dragon go anyway?

THE ANCIENT PROPHECY!

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Either the last or second last episode I presume

Here's the Episode 3 LIVE Best of and my thoughts of the episode I was making notices in my phone during it

Huge example of bad writing, that nobody mentioned before
In case you didn't get that was a joke

Does Sam really needed to be seasick? I saw Gilly's face in the ship's window and my first thought was "I bet they make Sam seasick". I mean, come on, the guy is already really-really miserable, now this turns him even more into a cliché… But also it was an interesting part, when he vomited for the second time, because when he left his first sitting position, he elft his bucket there. And at the second barfing, the bucket teleported into his hands. Okay, that could have been another one close to him

Dual-wielding, yeah, that's how you gotta do to show everyone who awesome that guy is…

Totally honest question: WHo made the huge horse statues in the Dothraki capital? How and why? Because it looks pausible in Mereen and Braavos, but not there. They are living in fucking tents!

The Blindrya part was one of the best. Somebody complained in the earlier threads that Arya's whole S5 Braavos storyline was too elongated: Now we got her Jedi-training in one episode. I admit, that was too fast, but the whole scene-line was really great. Also, in case you forgot who Rickon was, Arya tells you.

The High Sparrow vs. Tommen was also a great part, that really let Jonathan Pryce shine.

And I loved the last sentences of Thorne. He was a great "villian"

FTFY

kek

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They just needed to have something for the actors to do while talking and we can't have stronk women being seasick now can we?

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source?

When is Varys going to kill the farting man with a crossbow?

where is the fucking spoiler?

what

based

I found it on /got/, friend.

Slaves, probably. They don't seem to be showing it in the show, but Vaes Dothrak is an important trading post where western products meet eastern products and merchants pay tribute to conduct trade there.

there is no such thing

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>>>/got/

So probably the iron bank bought themselves eternal free passage. Those horses seem to be made from the same material as the giant.

The Dothraki live in the ruins of a grassland society they overran and conquered.

Yeah, and people come there to trade since Qarth is run by jews who make you pay fees out the ass if you use their routes.

This show in a nut shell.

People saying that forget that Joffrey is such an asshole he'd leave his mother in jail.

Is it too late to resurrect Stannis the mannis?

Probably tbh, the way they had his entire family and army die out suggests he's finished to me.

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You won't bait me today, nigger.

CROWFOOD WHEN

Melly has no desire to do that. She said she was mistaken thinking he was the prince who was promised.

let him stay dead user

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What? No, that's a good part from the books, the Dothraki "capitol" is just a spot where they dump statues from the cities they sacked and plant a tent city once a decade or so. There are plenty of harpy statues in the book, they just loved the stallions so much, being bronies, that they used those as the "gate" to their city.

you don't need any of this when you can just show evil cunts getting rekt by righteous protags. GoT is pretty much sword&magic WWE now.

Interesting that they seem to have merged Harald Karstark's character with Hother "Whoresbane" Umber, as both are apparently known for being bloodthirsty homosexuals.

Wonder if the show'll be edgy enough to show Rickon getting molested and/or raped.

"The true history of the world is great conversations brother"

so much of my autism capped on that pic, feels good man

I suspect we won't see Rickon again until he dies at the battle of the bastards.

does this look like /reddit/ to you?
Why do you feel the need to pat yourself on the back for your perceived "victories"

You can push out a shit as fast as you like it's still a shit.

no, you see, excessive movements are great because tiring yourself out is how you win a fight. also spinning is a good trick, it's not like spending most of the fight not properly gripping your sword would ever lead to your opponents simply knocking it out of your hand.

why you mad tho

Where were you when
IT WAS FUCKING CONFIRMED

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I take it was entirely correct about all above comments then?
I didn't mean to personally offend, I know that having a molesting father is a very TOUCHY issue, and i would willingly donate to your patreon account if you'd only link it :^^) I hope you learn to accept you and your mother's obesity and become proud of your strong black body (#fatacceptance all the way)

Waste of an interesting character tbh. Especially since they cast the same actor; he basically grew up around these people. How does he feel? How does he feel about his wolf dying? Is he a powerful warg? What's he like now? Is he brave? Is he wild? How did the Umbers betray him?

All of which doesn't matter compared to a le shocking death scene.

wew lad, that's some top youtube comment worthy autism right there

delicious pasta

apparently D&D's idea of a compelling story is letting everything happen off-screen and then just having a bunch of people in a room talk about it. as for wasting screentime on pointless scenes, I still don't understand the purpose of including Fat Pink Mast's conversation with Gilly.

good for you m8

That was filler in the truest sense of the word. They could've literally had them say that conversation riding up to Horn Hill, then had the dinner scene with his family RIGHT after.

What was the point of filming that on the boat?

who the fuck is this rickert kiddo

exactly. or they could've had the conversation on the boat and then skip to them arriving at Horn Hill to advance the plotline.

I guess D&D just didn't write a lot of material for this season so they're trying to spread it as thin as possible. it's like watching an anime based on an on-going manga where they start catching up too much so they shove in a season or two of boring filler. except in this case, we're stuck with the filler for the rest of the series.

It's just frustrating because they either cut or kill characters to make up for this, and then you're just stuck with events you know as a bookfag that you'd have liked to see, or even as a showfag.

Can we have a full list of what they fucked over from the books?

it just shows that no matter how much we shit on gurm, his creative writing talent is still a league above what D&D can do. I honestly don't know what the people at HBO were thinking when they hired those hacks.

D&D put out an "efficient" product.

That's very true, I don't think D and D have the 'tism necessary to handle all of the plots, schemes and characters GRRM can write. I just generally don't think they're very intelligent people. They just know simple plots, and the 'betrayals' and deaths end up seeming like parodies of ASOIAF. When they have to come up with OC, it's very simple, like something you'd see on The Walking Dead, and not something in a show that revolves around questions of fate, religion, prophecy and politics.

I'm reading Gibson's Sprawl trilogy and I'm just trying to imagine D and D tackling that, lel. And Gibson is fairly simple.

their cargo cult writing is even more hilarious if you consider gurm isn't a genius by any measure either.

Yeah. I wish we had followed the Osha-Rickon storyline now. It would have been better than Dorne or Sam and Gilly or half the shit we saw last season.

ASOIAF is slowly becoming a Terry Doom wad.

Guys, I was showing some of the people on 4chan who think one of the flayed people is Rickon that this is not the case.

She's a mod, and she knows who the two people are, but doesn't want to say because of a cease and desist from HBO.

watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-battlefield-spoilers-out-of-northern-ireland-and-more/#comment-465848

Trust me, this isn't some 'my dad works for Nintendo' shit, she's the mod and one of the top writers of the site, if she says it's not Rickon, it's not Rickon. The only way it could be Rickon would be if she were lying.

At the very least, the implication is that he grew up there, and that these people were his family. I'd like to see how that went down, at the very least.

The English fantasy has always been celebrated for its excellence. There's a New Mexico fantasy by George Martin that's inspired by that same English excellence. It's written on vintage-dated DOS Wordstar.

These books don't come from a rectum, but they're written by a man who did. George Martin will finish no book by its deadline.

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I bet she will be a big deal - not because it makes sense, but because we've been hearing about her for 5 seasons/books. Can you imagine having to put up with all her boring shit for fucking nothing?
On the other hand, the same applied to Stannis and he died. But most viewers love her (no idea why) and GoT would lose thousands or even millions of spectators if they killed her. At least before some grand achievement.

Dragonfire kills Others
Dragonfire melts swords and makes them into dragonglass
Dany and two other riders need to come and do these things in Westeros to save the day

There, I spoiled it for you.

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but that's exactly what happens every year. she does fuck all throughout the entire season then goes full muh dragons in episode 10 so the normalfags can have their "wow, this totally changes everything, better tune in next season!" moment. she's a wow-it's-fucking-nothing character, used primarily as bait in season finales.

because braindead tumblrites gotta have their gurl power mary sue self-insert.

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It's a sign!

it's a sign

rest in kill oley

No it doesn't. The Iron Throne is forged with Balerion the Black Dread's fire.
Dragonglass is dragonpoop

YESSS

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Sorry, meant Valyrian steel.

And you gotta do some stupid magic shit to it that'll be explained in aDoS.

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well jon snow killed a white walker with valyrian steel, and we already know dragonglass kills them, so I'm gonna guess valyrian steel is infused with at least some dragonglass.

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Valyrian steel IS dragonglass

No wait, im confusing it with obsidian. fuck

This show is fucking bullshit.

Tumblr would love that