/got/ general

Like a clockwork

HAPPENING

The cucking never ends

RIP Bobby B

Hope Randyll isn't another letdown

Who /dual/ here?

This show is a letdown, that's the point. You're paying for shit, so that's what they're going to give you.

PYKE?

FUCK YOU
FAGGOTS IN THIS VERY THREAD WILL DEFEND THESE STUPID, ARBITRARY CHANGES

Jon looking healthy

I will later

NOTHING, I SAW NOTHING

JON'S ASS

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YOU ALREADY ASKED BERIC THIS YOU FORGETFUL BITCH

what else is new

lmao so hamfisted

here are the detailed Season 6 spoilers -

the list of Season 6 deaths are as follows: Tommen Baratheon, Arya Stark, Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell, Pycelle, Kevan , Rickon, Ghost, Ramsey, Roose, Wun wun, Lyanna Mormont, Walda frey, Walder frey, All the freys, Smalljon Umber, Yara, Alliser Thorne, Olly, Edd, The entire Nights watch, Osha, JAIME, Cersei, Qyburn, The Mountain, Lancel, Thoros of Myr, The waif, Doran Martell and Trystane.

Details-

All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons

All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]

Waif killed by Arya

Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes

Trystane by sand snakes

Kev & Pycelle by Varys birds - his agents

Alliser & Olly & 2 more killers by Jon stark/snow

Edd by Nights King

Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders

Yara dies via drowning. Killed by Euron

Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.

Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed in Kings Landing

Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay

Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army

Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay

Roose killed by Ramsay

Walda killed by Ramsay

Ghost killed by Ramsay

Wun wun killed by Ramsay

Osha killed by Ramsay

Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay

Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay

Ramsay killed by Sansa

Christ, what's up with this dialogue?

/CHRISTIAN/ BTFO

Davos is bad at this.

BTFO

P O T T E R Y

what did he mean by this?

PINK MAST ALERT

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lmao

Small pecker
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Oh wait, I forgot her child is still alive.

subtle

Why are D&D such hacks??

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TOJ SCENE PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

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oh no

Tower of Joy scene has been poorly written.

HERE WE GO

OH LAWD

No one cares, it will be underwhelming and dumb.

DUAL WIELDING, BRO

JUST LIKE IN MY VIDEO GAMES!!!

AREN'T I A GRETA WRITER, DAVID??!?!?

oh look, I recognize Ned because he had the same hair and clothes 20 years ago! :^)

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pretty good tbh

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just as predicted

holy shit they kiled everyone?
There were supposed to be Ned and Howland?

LOL WUT

Frog manlet gets him from behind

Ah I see.

is that guy who does the cytube right after the episode still doing that?

how long's episode been on for?

Anime-tier dialogue right there.

w u t ?

yep

23 min

BRAVO

NO DANY NUDITY
Just a lame sidebood

Don't insult the Japs like that, they're much better than David and Dan when it comes to dialogue,

Of course they didn't show.

OH MY GOD, DANY, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE

WILL ANYONE BE RESTREAMING IN AN HOUR?

I MISSED THE FIRST 20 MINUTES

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TFW no boobs.

Is this that cunt that accused a guy of raping her in the subway?

Why does Varys feel so creepy and casual right now?
Are you trying to fuck her, man?

She was that whore from Season 5.

He can't rape her if he wanted.

WHERE'S YOUR HONOUR?!

lol varys

It'd be a real shame if something happened to your son

Varys becomes a based villain?

T U M B L R
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He releases her and adds a bag of silver too

Tyrion what the fuck man

Do any of you even care about what's going on anymore?

Isn't it just a Littlefinger-esque trap where she gets killed on the ship?

Tyrion, what the fuck, man?

Not really.

I'm not sure

what the fuck am I watching

PETROL

/sneaky/

Tyrion, what the fuck are you doing?

Being a meme midget comes at the cost of being an alcoholic.

This is so boring

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AH SHIT WHAT IS THIS, CHILDREN IN QYBURN'S LAB

Tyrion akward as fuck.

At this point none of the characters are interesting, because I realize there are no rules for this world. Things happen because the writers want them to, that's it. From scene to scene characters change entirely, where is the consistency?

Man they are so dead.

What the fuck?
Varys didn't cut the tongues out of his little birds? So he really never did hurt children?

Why?

POISONED

So they do admit this is Ser Gregor after all.

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Or perhaps hes wondering why you would pay a woman before deporting her.

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because there's nothing happening so every scene is just a bunch of fake people chattering about boring, inconsequental shit.

season 6 is literally SW prequel tier

>everyone knows it's fucking Gregor
What the fuck?

FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENS

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

Go back to reddit.

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Boring dialogue: the episode

They haven't given a fuck since Season 1.

Why is he so goddman stupid again?

It's pretty fucking obvious, even in-universe

2/10, my eyebrow kinda twitched

I fucking hate the High Sparrow

It's one thing for everyone to just be talking about it openly.

TOMMEN IS SUCH BETA PUSHOVER HOLY SHIT

is this Harry Potter now?

He's based, and you're a filthy sinner

Get out you fucking commie

Good morrow friends and foes.

Is anyone befuddled by the tone of this episode of GoT? It feels comedic with many "sitcom" moments. I fully expect Cersei to do a spit take with Jaime's cum to end the episode.

*TIPS FEDORA*

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It could be worse.

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It's not bait, dweeb. The Prequels are great movies. Only fat critics and braindead plebs don't like them.

Good eveing Your Grace, haha!
Indeed, it's weak.

topkek it's a shitcom

lel

They didn't beat the shit out of her in the books, did they?

The Pyrcella thing was extra cringe

GODFUCKING DAMN THIS EPISODE IS BORING

Nobody gave a fuck about some misshapen freak fetus in the books

Then the show and tumblr happened

i spat out my drink when i read this! ironing!

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no one likes condescending zealots, no matter their cause. easy to write villain.

But user you don't understand, being blind means you get super powers.

Dany's child?

RICKON

HERE COMES RICKON!

so what now?

OH SH*T SUMMER NO

Oh boy how many children will Ramsay rape and eat this time?

Sure they don't.

no sansa episode

Summer?1!?!?

HE SO EVIL

RAMSAY GETTING CUCKED

ROOSE WAS A CUNT

*SHAGGYDOG NO

wew

FUCK

:(

RIP Shaggydog

THEY SHOULD'VE GAVE ARYA THE SEASON OFF LIKE THEY DID WITH BRAN LAST YEAR

Sleep tight, pupper

That's how you know they're the bad guys! 10/10 writing!

HE GONNA KILL OLLY AND ALLISER

Heresy

I missed the beginning, did they talk about Jon being alive at all before just now?

BRAVO

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DIE OLLY DIE

- Olly, 2011-2016

Jon has been the same boring guy for five seasons, he needs to go full Stoneheart on people now that he can rave from the grave.

BITCHES ARE HANGED.

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Is His Grace Kingfag stil present?

DED

Well, okay.
That was an episode, I guess.

Man this episode was weak as fuck -_-

4/10 episode

Boring tier

Finally, dumb potato

Yes, the episode started with him, talking to Davos and Melly and walking out to Castle Black courtyard.

Go back to Reddit.

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Why are Game of Thrones fans so autistic?

topkek

NIGHT COMMANDER ED

FUCK YEAAAAA

POTTERY

Nothing personal kid

DUBS OF DEAD OLLYS

IS ANYONE RESTREAMING IT LATER???

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dont think so

VERY QUICK

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Wilidlings did nothing wrong. They're the oppressed minorities!

Are you saying they're rapists? Walls are fucking racist!

What's he looking at??

He's a fucking sperg, he didn't act on the interest of the watch, just on himself.

Thorne had better reason, he didn't want the Nightswatch to turn into Sweden.

This season.

this is a christian imageboard

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lel

She refuses to get naked again

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, PEDRO

sauce of that shit or gtfo

no one needs to see that shit tbh

BRAVO
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Well, I guess he didn't want anyone raping from within the walls.

Thorne BTFO

Yes, No Robert Strong Bullshit, and Cersei hinted he needs to defeat just one man His Brother, THE HOUND, GET HYPE

wha the fuck

yep

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At least you can talk, who are you?

YESH

didn't happen

Boring and annoying postings: The Maisiefags

The Clegane Bowl is the only thing I live for anymore.

let's just hope they don't fuck it up. as long as there's no dialogue, eh

For you

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I wanted Alliser and Olly to die honorably. By being assraped by the ice skeltals while they destroy the wall

/thread

As boring as you?

That's what is going to happen to based Edd

It's not Margery we're talking about.

just google HBO streams, there are an episode encore after the current year man's show

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/lowtest/ detected

Your grandma knows about it already

they both have ugly pancake tits, what's your point?

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moar

Why do they feel the need to write every scene in such a way that someone just joining could understand. No one's jumping on at this stage, and if they are, FUCK THEM

>Jaimie: I can't believe that he's fighting his own brother

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They lost shape after she lost weight, but they're not pancake tits like Natalie Dormer's hideous pair; they're more lopsided, but still nice!

I just looked on twitter and a few other places that normalfags congregate. Apparently everyone is really happy that Olly died. Everyone is really happy that a reanimated Jon Snow killed a boy who wanted to avenge the rape, murder, and cannibalization of his family.

This is definitive proof that the human race is beyond redeeming. The fact that they side with Jon Snow just because that's the character they've spent the most time with. You people should be ashamed of yourselves, but you wont be, because your mind is nothing more than part of the hivemind. Pathetic.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TORRENTS

impossible. I don't post pictures of an overrated british actress

She lost some weight for S3, shame tbh

They appear about 2 hours after airing.

That Tyrion scene with Grey worm rang close to home for me.

I bore people when i talk to them :(

calm your tits, it takes for ettv at least 30 minutes to post a decent torrent

SPOOKY IN SYNC POSTING

She's a future Oscar winner, just watch her work outside of GoT (she's already one of the best on the show, but that's not much of a challenge anymore).

You just moan and complain like a little Reddit bitch.

No way, it's always been quicker than that, even back in 2012.

Do they live in Australia or something?

/hightest/ minds think alike

Overrated? She's the only one of the young cast that has decent chops. Cockhead is mediocre.

Yes. I wanted Alliser (and by some extent Olly) to understand why Jon Snow bring the wildlings, and at least see him to fight and die with honor for the Night's Watch

are you really doing it though?

Wrong quote?

>better start with the sixth fucking season
this is what they actually believe

also 10/10 dialog, would hire for HBO showrunner

wut is this

They said they were going to do it again

Some progress this season though, S3 was the worst for Sophie's acting.

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I'm pushing f5 on every fucking torrent site I know and still ettv doesn't deliver

I don't give a fuck, Olly was pointless and I'm glad he's gone.

It's TV writing 101 sadly. They don't realise that the majority of people that start watching a show several seasons in have either 1. caught up. 2. watching with a friend. Accessibility is a non-component.

At least your posting is on-topic

ettv just put one up on piratebay

i'm probably not allowed to link so good luck, but it literally JUST got upped

Every single post has to be discussing the previous episode, although I'll ignore the off-topic posters that started the digression because it doesn't suit the agenda.

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lel yes, was intended for

Tsk tsk

this never happened though

her mid-section looks shopped as fuck. did they actually use cgi?

Holy shit I dont like maisieposting either but you're an insufferable cunt, so much so that surely you must be a false flag

Eh. 4/10

Tommen/Sparrow scene was unnecessary

High council scene was unnecessary

Tower of Joy sucked. No reason to show Bran a fight.

Umber was a great character. Total shithead though.

Some interesting Jon and Dany scenes.

Varys' scene was pointless but still awesome.

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…How did I encourage Maisieposting? Just pointing out that you're a hypocritical troll that is trying too hard. I'm

you mean

What agenda? Stopping you from expressing your everlasting love for Maisie Williams?

man, you have to up your game.

Exposed!

He did nothing wrong.

here crybaby
kat.cr/game-of-thrones-s06e03-720p-hdtv-x264-avs-rartv-t12565754.html

Are you retarded? This clearly started the off topic posting:

Fucking Hell. I prefer the Maisiefags over you cancers.

Oh, Maisieposter. You're a faggot, but the others are worse

metaposting is far worse than maisiefaggotry

agreed

fight scenes become kinda pointless when they don't lead anywhere, but I guess DUDE I HAVE TWO SWORDS LMAO

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Nymphadora and the kid didn't deserve to be handed over to a fucking Bolton. And poor Shaggydog.

That just ain't right.

"metaposting" is a word only masiefaggots use

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SPOOKY SPOOKY SKELLENTONS

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Ramsay did nothing wrong.

Newfag showing he's a newfag right about now.

It looked like something might happen, and then it didn't

It looked like the Mountain might actually kill everyone, and then nothing happened

it looked like they might finally show the scene the bookfags were anticipating, and then nothing happened

TL;DR Nothing happened, we'll return another time

>>>/reddit/

By Bran calling out 'Father' and delaying Ned, could that not have changed the future? Lyanna dies almost right after Ned arrives. Are we entering The Matrix?

does anyone have the template for a "typical thread discussion"? you know the one where the guy interrupts and the conversation digresses

The High Sparrow / Tommen scene is setting up the king's conversion. It's called PLOTTING.

here

He took 20 good men and destroyed Stannis' camp. That's treason.

You're acting like that wasn't something that already happened.

Name me one thing he did wrong.

I dare you.

That's why I wanted Olly to die with honor fighting the ice spooky scary skeletons. He needs to be included in the "GoT characters that did nothing wrong", besides I liked how he killed Ygritte.

I'm sick of all the Reddit influence begging for threads to be strictly monitored and on topic. Kill yourselves.

Love you too, user :3

i mean the image

go fuck yourself, cocksucker, i was asking for a fucking image template. that is offtopic
nigger u dumb

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Explain to me did he swear fealty to Ramsay or not? The Umber dude acts very flippant and doesn't respect Ramsay, clearly he has no interest in being, but he just hands over Rickon to him.

This episode was evidence nobody believes his lies.

He's edgy but he did nothing wrong

Will Melly and Arya fug? I hope Arya doesn't bully Melly

It's called BORING.

This is a show about feuding houses, ice demons, and dragons, and D&D are being fedorafags.

"There is no afterlife!!!!"
"Look at that evil Sparrow!"

Why would you want Carice to have such a horrible fate?

Triggered?

How can it change the future if it's something that happened in the past, nigger? All that exchange was for was to set up the idea that Bran can send messages to people through time.

sounds like top tier original writing. then again, they managed to make Tyrion and Varys cringeworthy, so we're kind of past the point of no return.

Well he clearly doesn't like the Wildlings and he needs help fighting them. So I'd say he did swear fealty.

You're either trolling or legit retarded. Which one is it?

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Whatever you want to believe.

Is he sperging after that post?

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Sauce?

I reiterate, you need to up your game

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endless maisieposting is cancer

your high-test mad is delicious