/got/ general

From Ep1 #LIVE threads, compilation courtesy of Sir Gifmaker.

nice reddit meme

There are many people in /got/ threads fifty according to a poll, haha so you can talk to someone else if you hate Sir Gifmaker and me so much, you know. No need to spread your drama all across the board.

No, you just keep making the same threads over and over again, posting the same reaction images day out and day in.

Let me guess, every single voter on the masiefags side is real, and all the haters are samefags, right?

I didn't make at least four previous /got/ generals, so if I don't, someone else does. They're that popular! The OP format just stays the same.
I have like 3500 Maisies (mostly thanks to Sir Gifmaker) and 1000 GoT images ready to use, but some are just more suitable for many situations, I guess. Sorry.

Totally legit, bro.

So everyone who voted to boot the maisietards are samefags, and only the pro side were legit? Did I get that correctly?

I really wish all of you would kill yourselves.

You don't see how that is abnormal at best and creepy at worst? It is quite obvious that you have a rather unhealthy obsession with this actress, and posting reaction images of her constantly. I don’t think it is good for you – that’s my honest opinion.

Everyone is reddit.

Now that Jon is alive again, is he going to execute the mutineers? Is he finally going to behead Olly?

Point out the exact sentence where I've implied anything like that. All I know is that according to the guy who made the poll, the score was 7-3 against the whiny reddit cancer (You, I guess) minutes after it was posted and that seems like a realistic number of /got/ Anons present. Quite obvious samefagging on both sides and whoever bothered to change his IP to vote against Maisiehaters, thank you :)

Why? Collecting images on the internet is a hobby like any other, I guess. Someone collects minerals, how silly is that?

How is that, please explain.

He's going to boil Olly like a potato.

MAKE HIM SUFFER

If that isn't Reddit, I don't know what is. Post-2014 halfchan too, I guess. You'd be happier there, honestly.

No, I don’t think you could explain away this behavior as merely a hobby. You cannot compare collecting minerals, stamps, coins, etc., to this. Stamps, coins, minerals all have value, and while that very well may not be the reason someone collect them, it puts it apart from ‘collecting’ images of a person, especially on such a scale. What you are doing strikes me as a form of hoarding, which is not healthy. Neither is the habit of repeating the process day in and day out. This does not sound like a hobby, but more as an obsessive–compulsive disorder.

Silly Jon, should have listened to Aemon long time ago.

That does sound like straw men to me. Could point to someone making those claims?

Most of the comments are in favour of the maisiefags and against the censorfags.

You first.

Who cares about your honest opinion?

You're such an annoying smart ass. I dislike you and I don't even know you. I wish I could reach through the screen and punch you in your spotty face.

You are aware you're on Holla Forums?

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Now, look at the IDs :^)

It's what you do in every thread to complain about 'maisiefags'.

It's still in favour of the maisiefags?

I can only hope you don’t show this little self-control IRL.

And do you even know what samefagging is? It's not someone commenting multiple times in the same thread, you retards.

Please - just look at the ID numbers.

not that autist, but you must be delusional if you don't think that maisefags are samefaggers too

We're on 8ch user, do you expected perfectly normal and well-adjusted people here? Perhaps it's something majority of poeple would consider "weird", but certainly not "insane" or anything like that. I do it in my free time, it's not affecting me otherwise. Thank you for your concerns, anyway. Don't you have any interests slighty of the common category? You're on 8ch after all, it's a specific community.
I blame Football Manager for this

Why do you pretend you haven't been in previous /got/ threads? It's quite obvious you've arrived as a tourist with the on-season, we never had metaposting cancer like this before. It's how funny how multiple (ehm) posters complained about "Maisiefags doing nothing but posting waifus", but when I pointed out all my on-topic posts, no one mentioned the topic anymore. You hate Maisie, you hate D&D, you hate it when someone dares to criticize Holy Gurm. Okay, I respect that, but you should respect the opposite of your preferences.

Isn't it funny that for almost an hour in the previous thread, nearly everyone got along and there were no triggered SJWs complaining and crying. Yet here they all happen to be, complaining and crying. It's as if you coordinate the times you come on, or you're all one person.

There is a difference between random shitposting, posting on an anonymous imageboard, and the kind of behavior we are talking about here.

I don't think the newfags know this

Way I see it there's this very obvious autist trying to shit up every thread and half a dozen anons replying to him and effectively shitting up the thread.

Nobody cares what you think. We don't need you to play doctor. How the fuck can you complain of 'off topic' and all you do is metapost?

Exactly. The maisiefags are giving the 'tard what he wants. Lonely people want attention.

Jesus, you should go back to reddit along with anti-maisiefag. Wew lad, just wew

Apparently it's several different people that are always on and offline at the same time and don't know what samefagging is.

Buh-bye

Doesn't anybody care about Gurm's description of alcoholic withdrawals?
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If you look up the textbook definition of OCD, I genuinely think it fits in your case. I’m not saying that all who post on an anonymous imageboard are well-adjusted members of society, but the sheer scale of images and the repetitive behavior – almost like a ritual – strikes me as unhealthy.

I do have hobbies myself, most notably genealogical research, but I most certainly do not take it to extremes such as you are displaying here.

If you didn’t care you wouldn’t respond. And I’m not playing doctor, I am concerned about someone’s behavior, and I would like to know more about it. Just because we are on Holla Forums, doesn’t mean we don’t have to act like the stereotype.

GURM secret alcoholic?

Not sure it takes "months" to go from King's Landing to Pentos by sea, more like a single month at most

in fact, here says it took Tyrion a week to get to Pentos docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZsY3lcDDtTdBWp1Gx6mfkdtZT6-Gk0kdTGeSC_Dj7WM/edit#gid=8

It's a better option than drugs and heavy alcoholism, my previous interests, that's why I brought up the lack of realism in Tyrion's chapter
That sounds interesting, is ASOIAF lore satisfying enough in this regard?

I'm not replying to the retard anymore. He strikes me of a Jaden Smith-type; tries to come across as intelligent, but it's all pseudo and cringeworthy.

Stop replying. Don't you listen.

He eats too much, so regular doses of alcohol don't have any effect on him.

I'd understand the month, but a week? Doesn't his chapter mention a longer time? Plus he was drinking in Illyrio's palace and during the travel with him, so lets say it's a month. I can guarentee you a month long binge of constant alcohol consumption doesn't end up in a one day shiver in bed after abrupt stop. Especially when he was borderline alcoholic before, so his brain gets used to constant intake quicker than a normal person.

This

Going to bed now anyway, it's a strange thread. Hopefully some GoT discussion or waifus pop up tomorrow :)
Good night, user.

Honest question to those austists far more invested than me.

Will this season be of good quality like the second episode or will it end up a shit show ?

lol

Well that answers my question I guess, thank you. I still love Maisie though.

night

lol

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She's still the best actress out of all the "kids" unless Bran finally shines. The stark lads all went emo, and Sansa just stands there and does and impression of a marble statue.

Also my penis is making a judgement call.

But from watching what you like to post in this /GoT/ "generals", I honestly think you are more near to be reddit than the ones you criticize.

Are you making posts about their performances on GoT or you just post to show how much you love them?

see

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Someone needs to make a D&D did nothing wrong, now that would rustle some jimmies.

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So long time lurker here i read just about every thread that catches my eye on Holla Forums while i shit, and ive done that for years and maisiefags post the same 30-40 pictures everyday, but atleast talk about the show sometimes. anti maisiefags never really seem to do anything but bitch. Bookfags should just except that a show is never gonna live up to your headcannon. Showfags should realize they are getting progressively worse soap opera trash. And finally fuck grrm but fuck d&d for taking something that could have been great and ruining it trying to cater to everyone.

Take your reasonable opinions and get the fuck out of here!

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This is my main nigga right here. Fucking finally someone who sees it how it is.

Well thanks im im honestly surprised no one has accused me of being a samefag yet and youll always be able to tell my posts apart by my excessive use of and

Using the fictional history fo Westeros as an analogy, those you called the "anti-maisiefags" were the original posters (the First Men) who posted during the /GoT/ generals of 2015 before the infestation of the Masiefags (the Andals) after the end of season 5.

They have all the right to bitch, because they know this is how dreaded shitposters start the destruction of the boards they touch (the bronies, the ashleys, the sjw, the kennedis, the traplovers, the coralfaggots, the gemfags…).

You almost get it and I celebrate your well reasoned opinion, but you failed miserably.

just fuck off, I've been in those threads and they were just as shitty and slow as fuck on top of that

while i like your analogy theres been maisiefags for aslong as i can remember they just had trips on back then so you could filter. but i digress back to the show what other good book characters are gonna get back in this season since dnd seem to have realized the demand for them

Oh, get real. I've posted in /got/ generals here since 2014 and with the exception of the live thread day of the episode, they were dead.

Some things are better left dead.

you had one job it's "sometimes … dead is betta"

Nah. You're a smart guy. You see it how it is. I like that.

It can be left dead if you don't come here.

don't mind me I'll just go kill myself

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RIP

but what if i want to have threads about a show i love to hate that are an even 50/50 shitposting and discussion about all the ways they fucked up

for what purpose?

redditor got butthurt and made separate thread about maisiefags

BO should delete or bumplock that one.

your mum should've bumplocked you

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10/10

this is relevant to my interests

Go to 4chan. It seems to be right for you.

What this guy said
It's mostly just one dude samefagging.

but i left 4chan in 2002 because of all the normies

First for George R. R. Martin

Second for George R. R. Martin

no you dumb fuck, they are having tower of joy flashback just for shit and giggles

but nobody cares about Wildcards

I want casuals to get out

I want casuals to get out

book character i identified with the most

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For me it's Euron - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

(checked)
Can confirm.

Good, good.

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Fuck off

hello rato

The other one reached bump limit, but don't let that stop you from spreading the backpack cuck lifestyle.

ded?

The Thinking Mans fetish.

I bet backcuck likes Hodor.

Because he carries around Bran on his back. And likely cucks him with Meera.

what the fuck is this

Don't forget his massive schlong, definitely giant bull material.

Some guy on Holla Forums had a fetish for riding in backpacks on his best friends back while his friend cucks his girlfriend.

the fuck.

so edgy

What is dead may never die

Again with that word. You need to find better ways to denounce the ones you don't like. You use "redditor" sparingly without knowing what it really means, even when you're more closer of being a redditor than the anti-maisie

BTFO

Funny how CIA smiles when a Big Guy appears

Redditor, shut up.

tell me what is a redditor i would assume it has somethign to do with using reddit but all i know aobut that site is people on chans tell people they don't agree with to go back there

crying for censorship, like this fagget

And wanting excessive moderation over things that are typical of 'chan culture'.

Show has gotten so unbelievably low-quality now. The subtle politics and brutal, horrifying realism of the magic and gore are gone. Now people just die.

1. All of the men with balls are dead.
If you're Theon, Greyworm, or Varys you know your lack of nuts is getting you through the series. Shoahrunners have a soft-spot in their Heeb-hearts for dickless fuccbois. The only male characters who survive who have functioning penors are in some other way crippled:

If you're a real man, you're dead now, no matter your allegiance or moral compass.
because you were taking away screen time from all the feminism….

2. All these strong wymyn or rape victims.
Show is half "Shades of Grey" schlick porn for broads (Arya getting her ass kicked every week, Sansa getting buttraped, Margery in suffering dungeon, Cersei disrobed). Yes, these were plot points in the books, but the show is just recycling this shit over and over because that's what they sell to the women viewers. That, and strong wymyn shit. God, every time I see Brienne of Tarth I want to puke and punch whichever of the Shoahrunners figured she should be the main character now.

3. Kill 'em all, with no consequences.'
Previous seasons of GoT was about the political tension within and between seven kingdoms and its complex feudalism. If someone died, it would trigger major consequences, such as a War of Five Kings or something, remember that shit?!

Now, who the fuck are Lords?

In the first two episodes there have been three coup d'etas in 43% of the realm. And it's all so clean, zero consequences.

Seriously, no one in Winterfell is going to want to look at Roose's body? And his wife gets to walk around Winterfell without bodyguards? No one is looking at her holding the newborn prince as she gets led into the kennel? No one watched them? Seriously, this makes no fucking sense.

4. Tyrion is not afraid of dragons.
And now they seem silly. They were supposed to be horrifying, like they would be if they existed in real life. He should've been screaming and shitting himself when he looked at them so close. Terrible acting as a consequence of terrible writing.

TLDR
Drop the show.

The show has a lot of issues and the weird liberal agenda is kind of ruining it for me, but I still enjoy it and these threads, so I'm not dropping.

t. antimaisie fag

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same here tbh, but the libcuck sure is strong in GOT

How can you complain about other people resembling Reddit and then post a picture from the Princesss fucking Bride with it. That cracked me up.

I don't like the whole 'Sparrows = evil Christian conservatives' allegory. It feels so abrupt and out of place.

i haven't gotten that at all from the show it seems more like a sparrows are the good guy communists to me so far

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Nah. Maybe socialists that are also religious zealots that persecute homosexuals and sexual women. Oxymoron there. In the books, they're less cartoonish.

Bolshevik revolution then fuck you

I agree with this. The High Sparrow's dialogue with Jamie sounded like Bernie Sanders.

how is that an oxymoron being a prude and being a communist aren't mutually exclusive

You can't claim to be a communist and then treat people unequal. That's why it fails, because not everyone can be treated equal.

That sounds as retarded as something a Renly supporter would say.

see

And define what is "censorship". To tell you stop putting more than one post of Maisie Williams at the time in a GoT thread?

"That word means" started in cuckchan sunny. If you're going to label anyone as something, At least remember what memes came from that place.

the thing is """"communists"""" are accustomed to do that. Just look at BLM Berniefags

I don't post maisie but you reek of reddit pal

They're obviously using populist revolutionary rhetoric but I'm not sure how to characterize it. The French revolution was about overthrowing the monarchy and establishing a democratic republic, and the Russian revolution was about overthrowing the monarchy in favor of rule of the working people. Both ended up with dictators taking control (Napoleon and Stalin).

The sparrows want some kind of populist theocracy as far as I can tell.

In the books, I don't think they wanted a complete theocracy, only that the king would defend the tenets of the Faith like Aegon swore to 300 years in the past.
I think of it as more of a purging of the corrupt, because let's face it: the nobles of King's Landing have really had it coming.

Whatever you say…

filename ruined the surprise

I watch it to see how stupid its going to get.

populist revolutionary rhetoric is all i really meant by communist but i forgot that that word just like any other labels have lost all meaning and people just shitfling the moment they see it

I grt the feeling that these threads are now just redditor witch hunts since everyone already unanimously agrees the show is shit

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he put miss Alpha bitch in her place and then could have saved the Lannisters, were it not for Varys

people who haven't read the books just don't understand how truncated the series is. Like Oberyn's character pretty much sucked in the series, he got almost no time and it was all platitudes, in the books he is truly a great character, same with Kevan and all the "smaller" people.

I like Euron because he's the only true Greyjoy, the rest of his family are all trying to copy the land lords way of doing things with their mock thrones, land envy and pseudo chivalry that the ironborn themselves don't even really believe in.

meant for

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its Christianism

weak inheriting everything, overthrowing the strong and mighty, that is the essence of Christianity

as you saw in the republican race, Christians don't like "populism" because its too filled with pride and lacks humility. The whole point of Christianity is to destroy all others while remaining as weak as possible.

the list of Season 6 deaths are as follows: Tommen Baratheon, Arya Stark, Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell, Pycelle, Kevan , Rickon, Ghost, Ramsey, Roose, Wun wun, Lyanna Mormont, Walda frey, Walder frey, All the freys, Smalljon Umber, Yara, Alliser Thorne, Olly, Edd, The entire Nights watch, Osha, JAIME, Cersei, Qyburn, The Mountain, Lancel, Thoros of Myr, The waif, Doran Martell and Trystane.

Details-

All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons

All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]

Waif killed by Arya

Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes

Trystane by sand snakes

One of HOdor / Meera Reed killed in the cave during the escape

Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain

Kev & Pycelle by Varys birds - his agents

Alliser & Olly by Jon stark/snow

Edd by Nights King

Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders

Yara dies via drowning. Killed by Euron

Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.

Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed in Kings Landing

Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay

Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army

Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay

Roose killed by Ramsay

Walda killed by Ramsay

Ghost killed by Ramsay

Wun wun killed by Ramsay

Osha killed by Ramsay

Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay

Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay

Ramsay killed by Sansa

What a fine day to Mai… discuss Game of Thrones!

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so i see your awake again

He had the chance to kill Thorne before, and he refused to. Even with that bald guy with the mustache, he just sent him to an unpleasant part of the wall. He knows that executing someone brings you bad luck. Just look at Joffrey and Robb

Robb executed someone distantly related to him. Kinslaying fucks you in GoT. Joffrey executed someone who had been promised leniency, plus he was such a terrible person that it was only a matter of time before someone killed him.

I'm saying this for over a year and everyone tells me to fuck off, kill myself, etc.

Can you name "successful executions" then? Another of my examples: The cities Dany took over. They have rebelled and put the masters back in charge. There were lots of executions there

Like… the very first one.

And what was that? I can't remember

I'll give you time to figure it out.

Oh my…

S-sorry Satan, the first I can remember is Ned

Yeah, that one.

The member of the Nights Watch that ran from the Others.

10/10, also check em

And that was successful? Just look at the Night's Watch now. Mutiny, rebellion, wildlings inside the Wall…

The Night's Watch had gone to shit long before the time the books began.

Pick one and only one

But I was talking about the show, m8.

If we look it in the book way, you are right. If we look it the show way, I'm right. In the show, if you get someone executed, karma will fuck you up.

Why does it have to be this way?

Why live?

dunno lol

So do you fellows appreciate the character of Arya and her arc, or just her body? Arya is the worst character as far as I'm concerned, though I suppose I would invade Maisie's nether region, probably would have to bag her though.

It's called hierarchy.
I guess such a concept is alien to a nigger

Wasn't saying that i thought they were good just that was the way they seemed to be portrayed to me but if you actually read the thread i was convinced that they are christians using populist rhetoric and really just want a more theocratic monarchy

Kill yourself she is the most beautiful woman in game of thrones
fucking beta virgins cant understand true beauty

Season 4 was great for Arya. She and The Hound were the coolest partners in crime. Watching them was a joy. That arc had everything: character development, funny stuff, fighting, killing and a big guy. AFter Arya left for Braavos, we get Jaqen back, who is awesome. Also the killing of the pedoguard was very gruesome and exciting. Not to mention OYSTERS, CLAMS AND COCKLES! I hate the Waif though, but I know she will be killed, so that's okay. Blindrya looks spooky and she fights again, which is nice.

Before S4, Arya did nothing really significant. She was very cute in S1, but the disguise as a boy was pretty seethrough. I mean, she had really big tits back then.

So the character does interest me, and I find the actress charming too despite she is a smoking, cheating, tit-losing, susbtance using buttslut

The Hound episodes were great, I agree. Braavos, though, I feel gets way too much screentime. Each scene just feels stretched so they can show more of popular character. I guess I'm just sick of her getting into most episodes this season and the last despite doing fuck all. The first two scenes this season, for example, are basically exactly the same and one would have sufficed. I guess it's just so unconnected to the rest of things for the most part that it just feels totally irrelevant, books and show. Hope we get Sam going there this season.

That's Carice, no debate.

GET OUT

Yeah, let's cut this guy! Instead, have at least two scenes of the Sand Snakes flashing their tits, one particularly bad fight scene involving the Sand Snakes and, well, pretty much every fucking scene with these bitches. Who the hell cares?!

Every second this face is on the screen worth it

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Part of the reason why I want to punch these motherfuckers so bad.

Nice analysis, m8

Depends on the branch of Christianity. Sadly true for many of them, but it's not unique for them. Look at these Indian ascets, the ones that refuse to eat, have sex, or do anything, really. Or look at the rhetorics of many leftists. They are more concerned about some people being rich while others are poor than they are about people actually being poor.

Any ideology that wants people to hate themselves belongs in the trashcan of history.

/got/ GOSSIP

Isaac - gay
Pedro - bisexual
Maisie - straight, waiter boyfriend who she cheated on recently.
Lena - Straight ,sleeps around a bit.
Emilia - fucked Drogo, sleeps for roles. Addicted to cocaine & had a brain aneurysm. Still does coke now. Bearded for a gay guy. Got terminator role via casting couch. Met Cara D at a party & turned her offer of sex down. Straight.
Nell tigerfree- Fucked producers in her audition to get the role ;Pedowood;
Carice - bisexual
Sibel - fucked GRRM
Rose - on-off with Kit, now have made it official
Pedowood- Hollywood directors, producers, A listers and pretty much anyone big in the business take aspiring actresses (and sometime actors) and have them be fuck toys to get roles and "make it" in Hollywood. Often they are young children who later go mental when they get older, showing signs of abuse but get brushed off as "lol coke head starlet"

Need to update this, anyone got any new details?

who shagged who - /got/

ROSE - Jon Snow
Dormer - Sansa, Nat likes BDSM. Also loves coke.
Maisie - Jack
Emilia - Drogo & Jon Snow & exec. producer of Terminator & Family guy dude & Franco & Jai & …….. on and on……..
GRRM - Shae the funny whore
Kit - Rose, Emilia, random skanks in Belfast bars, in 2016 - brazil woman grazi massafera and on-off with Rose again, also every good-looking girl in pubs of Ireland. He has fucked a lot of women.
Isaac - gay, Hodor dude helped him out in this.
Lena - one of the execs + Oberyn
Sophie - Natalie Dormer, Charlotte Hope - she played Myranda. Out of got, Sarah Hyland, Jen Lawrence, Bella Thorne, Haiz & Dove. And currently in 2016 - Adele SK. Also sleeps with many many uni girls around London in paries with her friends. Enjoys Coke / weed/ strap-ons.
Jon , Theon & Khaleesi have all had interracial relationships if anyone is into that.
Maisie has already been to Dubai and liked the yacht. Except more frequent visits now.

Who else in the cast is gay?
Isaac is already confirmed.
Sophie T & Dormer are both bi. As is Oberyn.

Well, let's be honest.

Is there anyone in King's Landing who doesn't deserve to burn? Just name one guy or gal.

This makes me so mad. Why is she a fucking whore?

I just knew that faggot Hodor would have sexually molested the boy.

Fucking disgusting faggots

At least Maisie isnt a degenerate slut Like Sophie who fucks women and snorts coke while voting for the Green party. I hate these liberals.

80 percent of rumors from Blind Items are fake.

20% of the time they are right everytime

what about iwan rheon or gwendoline christie?

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if we're following the predictions when stannis was still alive, he shouldn't have the right to
once he dies, his vows are null and void, he has no duty or command in the night's watch

Oh u

Put it all together, they are 100 percent unreliable

I'd watch a sextape of those two tbh

But why

Lena is not straight.

because I find them attractive

not sure what confuses you about this

you obviously caugh someone samefagging right there.

Depends on the source. TGL.com and Lainey seem pretty spot on, but CDAN is full of shit.

An annoying redditor from r/politics.

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She's a big girl

UUUU

I wonder if she's big all over

Why isn't her tiny friend naked? :(

soon

That other thread is a cesspool of samefags.

What do you mean?

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Wait, are Rose and Kit really dating?
I've seen videos where they seemed to have a thing, but everyone was sort of acting like their characters in the show so I wasn't sure if they were merely pretending or what.

Ser Pounce.

the black woman who pimps out her daughter

she's a real hero

they are

Why is the show on average so much edgier than the books?

Oh shit, I knew there was someone I was forgetting about.
Yeah, those nigger whores are alright, in my book.

that's adorable

got to keep the plebs tuning in somehow

indeed

that's as useless as nipples on a breastplate

Like nipples on a breastplate, it's not about function, it's about aesthetic.

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So how do you think they started fucking?
Before or after they were paid to fake fuck?

Never seen anyone use them tbh

there's definitely something between gloomy dark haired men and strong-willed redheads both external and personal experience tbqh fam

Before. They 'practised' for the role and kinda liked it.

Are you just making shit up, user?

It's a shame that her career is dead now

why's that?

I don't know. She was in a "big" movie with Vin Furious Diesel and still, that didn't helped her. But she is so cute and not a usual beauty

I would shag her piss flaps if you know what I mean

oi m8 those those are royal piss flaps u be shaggin

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How the fuck have I never heard this shit?

>She is an avid runner and enjoys rock climbing, cooking,[39] skiing, archery and tennis.[10]
>tfw no top tier noble redhead waifu

She's too perfect for Kit "One Face" Harrington

Hi! How are you feeling? Still sick?

But you already knew this, didn't you?

Absolute brilliance, Maisie's and Rory's acting just clicked together perfectly too. Those two characters brought the most interesting out of each other.
This is honestly the worst offence >:o

And still they are pushing bitches like Alicia Vikander

Haha :)

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Hi there
My condition got better because of the large amounts of tea and fresh fruit juices I consume
but you already knew this
N-not the drug part I think
You mean I offended her or she offended us?

I was surprised, the show had made me forgot how little time they actually spent together.

Literally everything user said → plus some additions…
You conveniently left out Jon, you know, the protagonist of the story? He's obviously bound to become a powerful white male leader. That doesn't quite fit your narrrative.
Because it wasn't super obvious he's gonna be brought back to life immediately…
So they insult feminist fanbase with OC rapes (see Tumblr and Twitter Salsa reactions) and then pander to them in the remaining 50% How does that even work? Does any depiction of a female character outside the mother/whore trope offend you?
How? Just because she finished off Stannis? She had like 5 minutes of screentime so far this season, 3 of that an action scene and all of it as a supporting character in Sansa's storyline.
This region was never prominent in the show enough to waste time on it further, but I guess Martells?
Kevan, this was mentioned in S5.
Elections, just as you said.
There was no further development there, the murders were the last scenes there. Why don't we wait how their stories unfold as season continues?
In a… dungeon?
He was assured by Misandry that they don't hurt friendly and familiar people, he studied them extensively before, he was drunk (you aren't afraid of anything with the proper amount of alcohol) plus he said Varys should have punched him for such a stupid idea afterwards.

tl;dr: Pay more attention to the show :)

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*Tyrells
One more thing

Even ASOIAF was criticized after its original release for glorifying and pandering to losers. Sympathetic characters are all "damaged" somehow, be it daddy issues, autism or physical hindrance. So the show only captures this leading motive of the novels. Some even suggested that pandering to social outcasts was the main reason behind ASOIAF's success.

Don't know if it works, but they do that all the time

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It happens in the books too as you said, but the show took it to the next level with all that Grey Worm-Missandei shit

That's good to hear, gotta be in top condition to post Maisies properly!
>N-not the drug part
I might have implied it several times before.
In a sense that it's a crime to lose such great breasts of wonderful size and shape just to get anorectic boy's flat chest, like fashion magazines dictate.

I see people get the impression that D&D are SJWs, when I really doubt that's the case.
It's far more likely they're just a couple of moderately liberal guys who just can't fucking write their way out of a paper bag. I'm sure they had their own reasons for making up a bunch of rape scenes, and I'm sure those reasons are terrible.

Never forget

shock value, no more no less

Is it me, or does Michelle have a really big head compared to her tiny, waspish body?

inbreeding will do that

You're right about the fun factor (it's fantasy after all), but as it happens, the most successful people and leaders usually are quite normal and without baggage, perhaps with extraordinary or even unhealthy ego, ambition and charisma - Renly comes to mind as a rare ASOIAF example.

Can't argue with that, not a fan of that OC personally. Those at least 10 minutes could have been used much better. Some user said in one of the previous /got/ threads that D&D wanted to develop characters around Dany, but I'm not sure if this was the best way to get about that.

Sansa's rape in particular was most likely there so her progression to head of House Stark isn't too straightforward. Couple of scheming lessons by CIA aren't enough to make her a big player in Game of Thrones™, I liked that. D&D underestimated the power of internet feminism though.

But why not? A very pretty woman and a pure warrior, they fall in love and they can't have sex. What's not to like here?

Oh christ, no, don't tell me the Renlyfag is back.

So, since Theon lost his dick and might get a moderate amount of power, do you think D&D will make Herr Starr out of him?

New Maisie interview soon! Featuring alcohols :o More /tipsy/ webMaisies comming?

From who?

Well, he is going to the Islands and since it is in chaos he very likely will be on top at the end of the season.

Oh, silly me, I forgot you were talking about the show.
Why is he going back to the people who humiliated and hate him, again?

Because it's HOME
Even though the two members of his family that he met fucking hated him

But who's going to vote him into the Kingsmoot if nobody knows/cares who he is?
He's crippled, the man can't pilot a boat. He can't even fuck a salt wife. What support can he possibly have beyond "I came out of Balon's balls"? At least Asha can have children.

At least you tried sunny boy. And you didn't answer my question.

It's too sad the only accusation you could sprout of your butthurt mouth is "reddit" when you are tumblr:

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If the spoilers are correct, he will be the only one left.
It's not like Balon was hot shit either, the fucker nearly destroyed the islands twice.

why do people do this

It's bit of a cliche, isn't it? Even for mainstream television.

Never defended Renly, just reasoned why he'd make a better King than Stannis in my opinion.
Just like many people who get far in life, that's realism.
It's very likely he'd defeat Lannisters, if it weren't for Stannis' cheating and Gurm's plot device.

No idea who Herr Starr is, but I believe he will kill Euron.

Where else is he supposed to go? Just drop dead on the spot? He said he doesn't want to go to Castle Black, because he can't make up for his mistakes at this point. I don't think he cares about shame or humiliation anymore.

How do we know he's supposed to be a candidate there? In theory, it should boil down to Yara vs. Euron, and Euron drowns her because she's a lesbian.

There's literally no candidate in the entire Iron Islands after Asha and Euron die?
Not a single captain is gonna step up tell Theon to fuck off?

I hope he has that dragon horn he claims he has. It would be fun seeing Euron stealing Daenerys dragons

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Why is he going to Pyke? Why is that home to him all of a sudden?
I've never seen anything in the show that indicates that he thinks he still has to get back to the Ironborn before this moment. I could see him being dragged there, but not going of his own volition when there's nothing there for him.

If he will actually kill Euron it could be seen as proof of worth.
Since Victarion isn't in the show I am pretty sure that's what will happen.

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Oh man I really hope they do the kingsmoot right. If it's just Asha vs Euron instead of a shitload of captains I will go outside and shoot somebody

go back to reddit you pansy ass bitch

How is a cripple going to kill the king of the pirates?

Also, why would they support Theon killing Euron if they put Euron on the… Salt Throne in the first place?

Haha :)
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This

And why you didn't listen?
Fuck off and kill yourself

Do you have an answer or not?
I was being serious. How can Theon kill Euron, who is much stronger than him?

He isn't a cripple in the show. In the books he was limping, looked old, could barely walk and wasn't even able to hold most things in his hands.
In the show he is fully operational, he runs faster than healthy Sansa, can cross a river and not freeze to death, killed a goodman with a sword. He also wasn't bad with weapons before he was captured.
I think D&D will just forget any injuries besides the dick.

Oh… yeah.
You're right. I keep forgetting getting tortured and flayed for months is easily recoverable.

There isn't anything for him, anywhere. Might as well go where he was born and dragged out of as a boy, even though father feels nothing but contempt for him. Or maybe he remembers Yara's rescue attempt, so he wants to go to her.

Euron isn't on the throne yet. There will be a vote. If the spoilers are correct, Euron Kills Asha and Theon kills him back for it, becoming the only candidate from a ruling family who was proven in battle.
Also, nobody but Yara and Balon even knew about the dick.

You mean he's going there because the plot says he needs to and D&D can't think of any organic reasons for it.

it is in D&D land

Plenty of ways of kill a man physically stronger than you, even in "medieval" setting. Plus →

The torture wasn't as severe in the show, he was well fed at least and that's crucial. Have you seen the bath scene with Ramsay? Theon still had solid muscle structure.

But the whole point of a Kingsmoot is that it doesn't even have to be a Greyjoy on the throne. And even if Theon, for some reason, gets elected and somehow keeps his dickless wonder a secret, what's gonna happen when everyone expects him to start pumping out heirs and he doesn't? Either he dies old and there's another Kingsmoot, or someone kills him and starts some more war.
It just doesn't work, dude.

My niggas

I see nothing wrong with his motivanion there, it's totally unpredictale what a man in his state of mind and previous experience would do.

I doubt that they will expand on kingsmoot in much detail. If there will be rival captains they could be swayed, but I doubt that they will even be included.
Balon had heirs he didn't care for.
Also I suspect actual cuckolding to happen in the show, it is long overdue.

Hitler dubs, checked

When they understand they are off-topic and accept they will be happy on /waifuist/ and stop posting, it will ends.

Posts like are almost bearable because is about Arya Stark, no Maisie Williams, but they can't refrain they compulsion and infatuation, ruining the thread.

nope, you have shit taste on women

You mean like real life medieval politics?
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Making a new thread!

Balon had heirs he didn't care for, but he still had them.
I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
>forgetting about KING CUCK himself

The last one was pretty shallow in the sense of reaction faces… And that guy is irritatingly homosex

Oh, your agressive post just made me realize that I've misunderstood that quote.

King wasn't a cuck, he didn't even know it happened.
Theon's story fits perfectly for him to let his waifu get fucked by the local insane jester.

He was literally cuckolded. The oldest and most traditional definition of it there is, dude.
Just because he didn't know about it doesn't mean his wife wasn't giving birth to children conceived in extramarital incestuous affairs.

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That would've been an awkward revelation if he had lived to hear Ned tell him.

I could only imagine the amount of pure assrage he would generate in his ramage afterwards.
Do you think he'd kill them all himself?